YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

The Italian food gives me super spicy wet greasy farts
why does this happen

the E-TALLYON FOOD

>>21942766
do you want to?

>>21942803
Yeah, it looks really good but I’m afraid of the >>21942795 mentions but I’ll have to endure it if it happens

>>21942766
VEAL parm sandwich instead.

>>21942766
It's better to dip the sandwich into the tomato sauce rather than trust them not to ruin and sog your bread

no

fuck it

Is it better than pizza

breaded chicken in bread. I think just the breast plus the sauce and cheese without breading would be a better way but that's just me.

>>21942910
>breaded chicken in bread.
like a chicken tender?

chicken permission

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You should go for it. It's clearly on your mind and it's gonna stay there until you do. I think you have what it takes; if you're worried because you're intimidated by or scared of a chick parm sandwich, you should know you have nothing to be worried about. I can get a feel for the kind of person you are through your post, and you definitely don't see like someone who's going to regret it. Your inquisitive nature, open to new experiences, is really shining through here. Hell, I think you'll love them. I sure do.
What's concerning you enough that you have to ask this question on /ck/? Are you just looking for shared experiences of people who've eaten chicken parm sandwiches before? Do you have an allergy concern you're hoping someone will preemptively warn you about? Are you worried about how getting a chicken parm sandwich will impact you financially and asking not "is it good" but "is it worth the cost"? In all those cases, I'd say this: you're worrying over nothing. The benefits of trying one chicken parm sandwich, honestly, outweigh the potential health and budget impact it could have on you. Live a little!
I understand fear of new things can make you hesitant to try new foods. But I want you to know something, and this isn't really related to food, but my life is fucking shit because of how much I hesitated to try new things that ultimately would have helped me. Career-wise, relationship-wise, money-wise. I'll be lucky to work a job above minimum wage and I will never put my benis inside a woman. I think this all stems from my childhood picky eating ingraining bad habits and fear of the unknown. So it hurts me when I see people worrying about trying new foods; I see myself and I detest it. I hope my post puts you on the right track.
Don't end up a 90 year old regretting that he never had a chicken parm sandwich before the global financial collapse and subsequent sociopolitical upheaval made non-irradiated poultry and tomatoes a scarce commodity. Go get one.

>>21942932
What do tomatoes have to do with anything?

>>21942933
What do you think they make the marinara out of?

>>21942766

The bread on these sandwiches are usually the rough, mouth scraping kind. I think I'd prefer a softer hoagie roll if I'm going to eat one.

>>21942815
EGGPLANT parm sandwich instead.

>>21942940
is it tastier

>>21942815
>>21942940
rye or pumpernickel

>>21942932
let me play you a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEOQTptfI7g

>>21943151
yes, although some places can screw it up by leaving the skin on or slicing it the wrong way

>>21943521
i've only had it on basic white italian sub rolls but pumpernickel would probably be okay

>>21943527
well hopefully it's great

>>21942932
readin all that

>>21942932
I hope your job situation improves, is there an industry you’d like to work in? Better job will help massively with the other two things.

>>21942795
It's oily, eating oil makes your poop greasy. I shouldn't have to explain basic cause and effect to you

>>21942910
>grrrr carbs
Shut up loser

>>21942766
Its been years since I've had one. Enjoy op.

>>21942932
You're the guy that wrote the McChicken, Filet-o-fish, did one essay on either Irish food or chili if I remember correctly. I enjoy your style of writing - I just wanted to communicate that.

>>21944472
Carbed

>>21943527
only in New York they serve em?

>>21944468
well how do the Italians tolerate it

>>21945743
they've got bigger pores, it comes out through their skin & hair

>>21944468
is that why i pee outta my ass? i use olive oil in EVERYTHING. also i'm an alcoholic. probably the olive oil?

>>21945820
sounds like super powerful fart

>>21944468
In my experience it depends on the type of fat. I don't have issues with olive oil but a lot of greasy beef will give me digestive issues.

>>21945820
It could be the olive oil but alcohol is known to cause that problem too especially if you're drinking beer or wine which can have hard to digest sugars on top of it.

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>>21942766
Bro I'm telling you, absoooofuckinglootly
If busting your cherry you should go all out, high class n sheeit, best Chicky Parmy around to wrap your mouth around for the very first time.
Pro-tip: Dipping into sauce >>> sauce on sandwich
Thank you for your attention on this matter
>>21942932
This so much this

>>21942926
lol, I missed this before

>>21945987
You can ask it on the side?

>>21942766
No, you shouldn't.

>>21946706
you're right, too oily

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>>21942766
Man, I miss the chickens parm I used to have back in Connecticut. Wethersfield Pizza House and Franklin Giant Grinder had the best ones.

>>21945743
What the other anon said, there's a reason italians have a stereotype for being gross and greasy. They probably have oily shits too but it clearly comes out in their skin and hair as well

>>21945820
Alcoholic shits are just really wet and smeary in the toilet and don't really congeal into a solid turd most of the time, it probably doesn't help but eating a fuckton of oil certainly doesn't either

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>>21947659
>eating oil makes it come out in your hair

>>21947695
Mexican detected

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>>21947743
>eating mexicans makes them come out in your posts

>>21947755
Ay dios mio, no soy comiendo señor

>>21947659
They’re essentially like SpongeBob?

>>21946706
with or without mariana on the side

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so sloppy. so good.

>>21942910
>breaded chicken in bread
it's actually amazing yes

>>21944472
>>21949870
I'm not against what other people like. Just seems excessive and is not to my tastes. I think for me if the chicken was breaded it would need to be a very thin layer that is nice and crisped. The full-on breaded one's are usually processed slop, think those chicken burger patties, so maybe that is what I dislike. This sandwich deserves real cut chicken breast.

>>21942766
chicken parm is my favorite thing ever, as is the case for many people in new jersey, we're all fat and/or italian and/or jewish
we got facebook pages and shit dedicated to finding the best ones

that whole mixing pesto with red sauce seems really weird to me but i've never tried it... but you acnt go from with standard chicken parm, as in a pounded chicken cutlet with tomato sauce and mozarella, sandwich or platter it's all delicious

it's also good if you sub out the normal tomato/red/marinara sauce w/e u wanna call it, for Vodka sauce that's a combo that works but is obviously more rich and has a higher chance of making your poop messier due to the extra fat u know what im sayin?
>>21942932
literally me

>>21949910
Like the frozen kind??

>>21950004
Yeah, all the chicken parm sandwiches I have eaten used one of those vile patties. I'm sure one with quality ingredients is good.

>>21946581
It's not a request the Owner would tell you

>>21950201
or a regards

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>>21942815
Veal parmesan sandwich?
Fuck you

>>21949854
the super sandwich?

>>21951347
OOOOH

>>21949935
how strong was it

>>21947659
like a sponge?

>>21953629
what ?

>>21953654
they absorb the oil like a sponge?

>>21954090
wat ?

>>21949854
JALAPENO??

>>21954385
it's probably just green bell pepper

>>21951347
wut ?

>>21942766
It will also be the last time, as you will die as a result.

>>21955830
Just like in The Ring?

>>21955830
the ringu

>>21946706
well, i'll get it instead.

>>21950036
now it’s making me have second thoughts on it

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yes. nom nom nom

>>21958293
THREE LAYERED??

>>21958859
Yess

>>21949854
OOF MADONE

>>21958293
what no pesto??

>>21945752
they taught the world how to eat.

>>21946926
well, i'll see if i can try it.

>>21942772
BABY I HEAR THE BLUES ARE CALLIN CHOPPED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS

>>21942936
did you try it

>>21948278
Yes Italians are gay

>>21964699
what ?

>>21964770
huh

>>21947695


People smell different when they eat lots of curry and cumin. Also some food makes you produce more oil and stinkier sweat. Some foods affect the color, volume, and flavor of man CUM

>>21942766
SO DID YOU TRY ONE?!?!?

>>21966541
not yet

>>21966454
it wouldn't really make that much of a difference. that poster thinks eating oil makes your hair look oily but doesn't realize people put oil in their hair with styling products.

>>21966541
now I will

>>21966541
i got one but i didn't really like it
it wasn't a whole piece of chicken or even a bread cutlet but rather cut into bits

I'm addicted to a similar item which is escalope panuozzo sandwich don't really care for pesto but this thread is kinda talking me into trying it

can I eat the sandwich on the train

when the fuck did australians decide they were the authority on chicken parm sandwiches

>>21942940
Every time I eat eggplant I always think "This could have been babaganoush." I can't get over it. Make the eggplant make sense to me as a entree.

>>21970638
who said

>>21970702
then next time i will try with eggplant instead

>>21970638
Australian fucking shits are only the authority on pissing me off over the internet.

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>>21942766

How is this shitty thread still up

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>>21974592
I intentionally bump thread at the bottom of the catalogue

>>21974595
Devilish, really.

>>21961759
that would be the french

>>21942766
It's just chicken parmesan on some bread, why is this even a thread?

>>21976248
the escargot stand strong

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you should, they're great

>>21942766
Nah, try an eggplant parm instead. Its better

>>21976787
or a perm

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>>21976787
>john

>>21970638
same time they decided they were the authority on espresso

>>21978656
Depends on who’s making it