>>21968788
Make out with a nerdy Cantonese girl

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marinate a yellowtail collar in yuzu, miso, light soy sauce, mirin and sake overnight then pop it under the broiler until golden brown and delicious

>>21968792
How do?

>>21968830
firstly, you have to not be gaywhich you have failed

>>21968847
>gaywich
How do you cook that?

>>21968795
I got a gift certificate for a michelin star joint and ordered this and holy shit
I don't even remember what else we got

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>>21968788
I go down to the one here in Rosemead, I think it is. I haven't really experimented with the meat yet but the fish balls they carry are the best, usually Do Do brand in blue (fish) or orange (fish and shrimp) are good. They have like fresh (frozen?) ones there in bulk in like a bin usually by the fish counter but I got really sick one time from those and I don't touch them anymore. Alternatively, Jane Jane is another good brand for frozen bag ones. For noodles, look for Lucky KT Steamed Chow Mein, usually in the cold refrigerated noodle section. Also by KT, there's a white noodle. Look like this, should have the air sucked out of it and really compressed, you want the fresh (refrigerated) one not dry. I always grab some baby bok choy, but its not always there.

>>21968859
Take your sausage, place it between some buns

>>21968886
Sounds identical to the straightwich

>>21968795
Sounds good anon. Does the collar Come pre-cut in packages or you just buy a whole fish and do it yourself?

>>21968893
It's like most central European food, you just use prostate instead of cervix and it's a completely different dish people will kill each other over.

>>21968898
they often come in their own packages, I suppose you could ask the fish monger to do it for you but idk how that would fly at a larger chain like ranch 99. they usually go for around $10 but I also live in one of the most expensive food cities in America, still worth it imho. they're even better grilled.

>>21968876
>usually Do Do brand in blue (fish) or orange (fish and shrimp) are good
If I can’t find these and have to ask a worker will they tell me or start snickering?

>>21969172
ive had the china men and mexicans break my balls at the fish counter but the cashiers and other workers are overly polite. a lot of them know very little english though, most know both cantonese and mandarin and some know spanish too. only thing i hate about shopping there is when it gets crowded its like fucking asian costco and its a mad house

>>21969172
>>21969189
oh do you mean because second meaning of fish balls? ask for fish cakes, they are right next to each other
>tfw eating up a cake up fish
brehs how do you even satisfy a fish like that...

>>21969189
>>21969190
Ah cool, I’ll try to pick some up next trip

>>21968792
I tried picking up Asian girls at markets then I stopped after I realized I'm asian faceblind and can't discern between a youthful 35 and a 16 year old. I need to switch to a dating site but I don't know which ones they congregate in.
>got a Vietnamese Milf's social by accident

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My Ranch Market has claw machines that are varying degrees of rigged. I got these cute Godzilla and Mothra plushes from one of the less rigged ones.

As for food, I usually just get the ramen that goes on sale and various snacks, but I did get some Century Eggs on sale there once and I quite liked those. Give them a try if you haven't already.

>>21970387
Aren't century eggs rotten?

>>21968876
How do you cook fish balls exactly? You eat them plain?

>>21971266
No, just fermented.

>>21971441
I guess you could say my balls are "fermented" then.

>>21971405
You just open the package and put them in a sandwich.

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Tastes like shit

>>21968792
are nerdy cantonese girls cute?

>>21973536
You've gotta get the double spicy one then mix egg yolk in to dim the spice
>>21968788
Make curry. I don't know the exact recipe but if you add apple, coconut milk, dark chocolate, and tomatoes to it then it's really good. Mix in carrots and potatoes and put it over an omelette

Is durian and dragonflies actually good or is it a meme?

>>21974366
Dragon fruit

>>21973817
>You've gotta get the double spicy one then mix egg yolk in to dim the spice
thanks for the tip

i recently found out these are good as fuck after getting cucked on a package of boxs that had bad noodles
not sure where in the process shit went wrong but i just thought that brand has shit ass puffy stale noodles
thank god they dont

>>21968788
durian

i moved out of chinatown a couple years ago, and recently 99 ranch opened a store close to my house, so that's great
i don't have to drive a bit to go to all the other asian markets
>>21970121
at least the 35 might know how to cook

>>21973338
You spread them like dough and put pizza toppings on top.

>>21973634
theres a window of about 5 years where they are cute.

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>>21973536
can confirm the carbonara tastes bizarre
like noodles in milk
dont get the carbonara

picrel are the good flavors

>>21974366
>durian
much like cilantro its a genetic thing
>some people cant stand the smell
>some people can't stand the taste
>some people cant stand both

>dragonfruit
its fine, pricey, but fine, comes in 3 colors iirc and they all taste different, also if youre unlucky/they arent in season they taste like mid water melon despite looking/feeling like kiwi