So do you bite with your top jaw and go down? I just saw a video

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For years I've been eating my apples with a paring knife. Not pre-slicing; but eating bit after bit as I cut. It's less messy that way.

>>21971419
I actually got an apple to understand your dilemma and I think I got your problem

I guess you takes bites too deep into the apple so that the apple pushes against your gums instead of breaking off before they reach your gums. For me it's more a nibble

Yesterday I ate an unsliced apple for the first time in years. Instantly remembered why I started slicing them. Bits of skin in between my teeth all day.

you simply eat the apple

>>21971443
That would make sense. I have a problem with portion sizes, so maybe I'm bitting too much at a time

>>21971452
That's why you have a floss stick on standby when you're eating an apple

>>21971419
with a bit of practice you can break most apples in half with your bare hands, proceed from there and east around the core.

>>21971591
Or dental gum. Try it, it surprisingly works.

or just don't bite the apple

>>21971443
Yeah this was the problem

>>21971696
Doctor fingers typed this post

>>21971419
you just bite it, what the fuck are you talking about

>>21971419
peel them and they're way softer, plus it gets rid of the toxic wax

>>21971419
Slice it up thin like chips and eat it with peanut butter like a man.

>>21971432
I seen that method in Dennis the menace and now I can't do it.

>>21971669
this nigga cant afford a knife

>>21971825
lol

>>21971419
i can literally eat an apple in 2 bites I have proven this before to many people.
>t. massive jaw and mouth (and ego and penis)

I liquify it and then I pump it straight into my stomach with a turkey baster

>>21971669
Can you teach me? I saw ash or Naruto do it once and I've been meaning to try it too

>>21971893
>he doesn't vaporize his apples with a high power laser and inhale the vapor
NGMI

>>21971419
I come at it with an angle and use my canines to deep dive into the first bite them keep using angles to eat it regularly where the stress of the bite it's across the entire row of bottom or top teeth.

>>21971419
Biting an apple should not hurt no matter what angle you're coming at it from. You should see a dentist about that.

>>21971934
>he doesn't turn apples into plasma with electricity in the million-volt range and absorb it through their skin
weak

>>21972298
I had success using my canines, but I didn't want to eat like reviewbrah

>>21972672
I don't floss much so my gums bleed easily

>>21971419
maybe try smaller bites than "whole jaw angle bite from commercial"

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>>21971419
>both jaws

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>>21971834
>the toxic wax

>>21971443
based food scientist

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>>21971847
eating an apple like Switchblade Sam is based af

>/ck/ - how do i eat an apple
letting literal retards on the internet has been a disaster

>>21971419
Start from the top near the stem not the middle. I prefer slicing though I like small pieces eaten with some cheese.