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onions and mushrooms look steamed and real shitty. steak looks amazing.

>>21975149
ooooh you mean a Mushyo Steacon. that's a good looking Mushyo Steacon anon!

I only eat peeled mushrooms. The rest of you retarded jerkoffs are literally eating shit. Enjoy it, you shit-eating faggots.

>>21975189
the steak looks perfectly cooked you retarded cocksucker go back to cooking bacon and hamburgers

i put anchovies on my steaks

>>21975532
Hey look everyone, Mom's keys twink is back and faggy as ever! Let's all give him the attention he never got from his father!

>>21975149
Don't put it on top, you want it on the SIDE.

>>21975149
ok, but what does it look like after you cook it?

>>21975532
Wtf kind of douche puts three BMW keys in with a picture of his food? I drive a BMW, too, but I sure as hell don't leave my keys out to try to show off, which is exactly what it looks like you're doing. Put them away, let your food stand on its own.
The "blessed" coaster I like, let that be your identifier if you need one.

>>21975995

I took the pictures for /o/ but posted some here and they cried so i posted more kek

>>21975532
looks like shit

please remove head from anus, filthy casual

>>21976007

>delusions of a cooklet tastelet

I'm not even going to take a photo.
The missus wanted nuggies and maccycheez... I did not have the things to make them the easy way, so I made battered dark meat chicken bits with a honey-mustard-horseradish "honey wasabi" sauce, and conchigliette (the little shells) with a mornay made with every bit of whatever random cheese I had (cheddar, mozza, grana padano, and some herb and garlic boursin). Finished up with a bit of parsley because a meal without green feels weird for two people in their late 20's.

It's fuckin' nuggies n maccycheez. What am I doing with my life?

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Made a chippie burg

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>>21976080

And a half lb cheesie burg n homeFRIES

>>21976080
BUTTYBUTTYBUTTYBUTTY

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>>21975189
I recognize you. You are that faggot that uses pocketknives in the kitchen, ends everything with an e, and is generally an unhelpful asshole in every single thread I see you in.

Fuck you.

>>21976080
looks like shit, as usual

>>21975149
Holy shit that's raw.
You could mold the middle like play doh

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>>21975182
> Peeled mushroom
Pics? I have never heard of this

>>21976275
I recognize you! You post that cotton image from when he's talking about Hank's narrah uriti
Fucking based

>>21976283
It does, but I like it like that too so it looks awesome

>>21975532
I think this looks pretty tasty

>>21976037
That’s a lot of work, did she like it?

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Buldak Habenaro Lime Spicy Ramen bowl topped with day old ground beef, half a lime's worth of juice, a couple splashes of Valentina's, some taco cheese, sour cream, and shredded lettuce for garnish.

>>21975532
did you get banned

>>21976293
>Pics? I have never heard of this
Ever heard of a website called Google.com?

>>21976428
She loved it. Took some for lunch today. She was telling her online gamer buddies that it was the best nuggies n maccycheez she's ever had (in those exact words... which was why I popped on here... again, what I am doing with my life?).
Way too much work for nugs n mac. I could have had that delivered for half the price and none of the work, but I love the retard, and I'm glad she enjoyed it.

>>21975149
Cucumbers are very enjoyable if you cram them.

>>21976440
Was that Steel Reserve all consumed yesterday?