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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:07:40 No.21975635
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:07:40 No.21975635   [Reply]▶
I accidentally bought a tub of oats without realizing they're vegan oats, and I can't return it because I already took the safety seal off. Do you think it'll be okay to eat this one tub? Or will it turn me gay? I just don't want to waste food unless it's really necessary.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:10:00 No.21975638
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:10:00 No.21975638▶
>>21975635
gluten status?
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:11:38 No.21975642
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:11:38 No.21975642▶
>>21975635
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:12:34 No.21975644
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:12:34 No.21975644▶
>>21975635
>Or will it turn me gay?
You'll be fine, anon.
After all, you post on /ck/. You were already gay.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:12:42 No.21975646
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:12:42 No.21975646▶
>>21975635
>will it turn me gay
nah your uncle took care of that years ago
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:14:24 No.21975649
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:14:24 No.21975649▶
>>21975635
you're totally gay already, no need to finish the tub. While you're gay, you should try enjoying some gay things like
https://www.eatingbirdfood.com/princess-dianas-overnight-oats/
oh man, i ate this once, totally gay. it was pretty good too.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:17:00 No.21975655
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:17:00 No.21975655▶
>>21975635
don't let your prejudices or what you might "have heard" get the better of you..just try something new; and who knows, you might come to like it
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:17:48 No.21975656
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:17:48 No.21975656▶
>>21975649
i know it says you can use either Fage or Chobani, but really, be prudent. Fage is at least twice as gay as Chobani, and it's really not something you want to skimp out on in the process. If you don't finish your overnight oats and go "Damn, okay, Hey, I'm gay"
then open up your curtains in the morning, untuck your bath robe, and let your flounder pounder hang out, and just yell it so the whole neighborhood can know, I won't even believe you.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:36:49 No.21975680
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:36:49 No.21975680▶
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>>21975635
>Or will it turn me gay?
HEB brand so I'm guessing bought in Texas.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:39:37 No.21975682
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:39:37 No.21975682▶
>HEB brand
>Or will it turn me gay?

How often do things from Texas turn people gay?
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:10:27 No.21975943
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:10:27 No.21975943▶
>>21975635
>will it turn me gay?
you eat oatmeal.
you're already fucking flaming.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)23:04:26 No.21976041
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)23:04:26 No.21976041▶
>>21975635
>Howard Edward BUTT
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)23:06:12 No.21976045
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)23:06:12 No.21976045▶
>>21976041
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)23:37:49 No.21976070
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)23:37:49 No.21976070▶
>>21975635
do other oats come from animals?
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)23:50:55 No.21976090
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)23:50:55 No.21976090▶
>>21976070
yes? why else would they specify vegan you retard
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)00:06:00 No.21976095
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)00:06:00 No.21976095▶
>>21976041
>Dr. Butt
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)00:49:13 No.21976130
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)00:49:13 No.21976130▶
>>21976070
This >>21976090
They really should label them Beyond Oats or something to indicate they're fake vegan oats and not traditional cow oats.
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)02:23:55 No.21976218
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)02:23:55 No.21976218▶
>>21976045
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)12:29:05 No.21976585
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)12:29:05 No.21976585▶
>>21976218
>>21976045
>>21976041
BUTT
LIKE THE ASS
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)12:35:34 No.21976587
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)12:35:34 No.21976587▶
>>21975635
OP is a faggot.
Just throw it away you major league gaylord.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)01:28:19 No.21977025
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)01:28:19 No.21977025▶
>>21976587
this tbqh. I bet OP bought the vegan oats on purpose and is only pretending it was an accident...
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)03:22:42 No.21977069
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)03:22:42 No.21977069▶
where do you buy carnivore oats?
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)03:37:39 No.21977079
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)03:37:39 No.21977079▶
>mix with cheap ground meats
>add xylitol
>spread it around your neighborhood
>????
>enjoy a silent neighborhood
Man wtf?? I'm on my own wifi, and hardly post, yet I'm range banned???! I don't abuse this shit in the least. And it took like 8 minutes for the captcha to load? Fuck, 4chan has gone to shit.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)04:52:26 No.21977123
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)04:52:26 No.21977123▶
>>21977079
something is happening. remain calm.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)06:39:36 No.21977161
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)06:39:36 No.21977161▶
>>21977079
That sounds illegal m8.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)06:42:20 No.21977162
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)06:42:20 No.21977162▶
>Howard Edward Butt
>Great Source Of Fiber
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)07:48:57 No.21977203
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)07:48:57 No.21977203▶
>>21977079
4chan has a new anti retarded asshole feature
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)10:20:19 No.21977259
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)10:20:19 No.21977259▶
>>21975635
You can just eat them, don't worry about turning gay, since you waste time on this site you already are a massive faggot.
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)01:53:44 No.21977813
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)01:53:44 No.21977813▶
>>21977079
i did this when i was a teen and as effective as it was i have to admit i ended up regretting it a little (for really obvious reasons)
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)11:44:12 No.21978199
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)11:44:12 No.21978199▶
>>21975682
Nothing in Texas but steers and queers, anon.

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