>>21975697
i dont have any pepperoni..

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>>21975697
I like tomato on pizza but only when it's sliced not diced.
With diced pepperoni you miss out on the chance for pepperoni grease saucers.

>>21975697
i cut mine the long way. big flat strips across the pizza

>>21975719
ziga zazed

>>21975697
>pepperoni
you have to be 18+ to post here kiddo

>>21975697
because pepperoni on pizza is played out, sucka.

>>21975699
I have one pepperono, you can have it anon

>buy pepperoni stick
>put in desk drawer
>remember i have pepperoni stick
>open it and take bite
>teeth dice the pepperoni
>put rest of stick back in drawer for later
saved you time

>>21975697
I prefer salami

>>21976009
so does your mom

CANCER OF THE ANUS

>>21976022
your tongue

>>21976016
No, my mom never liked salami, she'd rather have baloney or ham

>>21975697
I'm going to share an old family secret, buy a chunk of pepperoni from the deli and shred it on that side part of the cheese grater you never use.
Finely shredded pepperoni is a divine experience and I can't understand how it hasn't caught up. It's much easier to top and get just the right amount. The flavor spreads across every bite and it tastes so much better.
Honestly if I had to start life over I bet I could have opened a pizza shop just selling shredded pepperoni pizza and made a fortune. And I'm talking about fine shred, not those strips some places try to sell. It has to be like crumbles.
Try it yourself and think of me as you spontaneously orgasm.

>>21976026
Well she's stupid so it makes perfect sense.

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>>21976085
>shred it on that side part of the cheese grater you never use
I don't get it, I just got pepperoni slices.

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>>21976105
Turn it around.

>>21976098
Oh yeah? Well your a stupid dunderhead and an overall weenie

>>21976108
But I always use that side. I don't want pepperoni in my chedda

>>21976122
>Well your a stupid
>your
>stupid
you wear it well, stupid

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>>21975697
That's Pizza casserole
This is Pizza

>>21976154
You're mom said me the same thing last night when we slow danced to the sound of Whitesnake

>>21976108
how do you own a cheese grater and never use the main side?

>>21976167
>here I go again on my own, down that lonely road
no wonder you post here

>>21976163
That's pizza beans

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>>21975697
>whole below, diced above

>>21976463
Baphomet pizza

>>21975697
I've been meaning to get some diced pepperoni for trying in my pasta bakes

>>21976105
I use that side a lot for big cheese slices.

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>>21976731
I still use my grandma's cheese slicer for that. If the wire breaks, which it never has, you just replace the wire. It was built back in a time where having a life long meaningful product meant something.

>>21975697
are you a toddler or geriatric?

>>21976775
Not him, but I am

>>21976762
>replace the wire
where the hell am i gonna get wire?

>>21977438
The city of wire in kenya

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because that is frozen pizza bullshit.

>>21975709
tomato on pizza is retarded. there's already tomato sauce on it