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>>21976588
sure, I like hiking

as in happening upon some berries, yes

Yes, because my neighbour is a well-meaning imbecile. She leaves things for us on our front steps. Burritos/wraps. Chocolates. A gallon of milk once. Various vegetables. And she doesn't tell us she's done it. Nearly tripped over that milk.
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>>21976595
lol
Then yes, even moreso.

>>21976599
adorable
she is my favourite n-word now

>>21976588
there's a lot of longpig...

>>21976608
OP is talking about the pizzo

>>21976588
That 7-11 was so strange.
For a few months last year I think there was a transwoman with face tattoos that worked there.
RIP to that dodgy ass place.

>>21976669
It was fun to watch it evolve. At first you had the usual homeless dude holding the door open. Then they replaced it with an automatic door, and homeless dudes started holding that open. Then they posted cops outside and that stopped. Then the store closed down. America

>>21976675
It was such a rapid decline.
I used to go there to get a tall boy and it went from "just walk in, open the door, check out, walk out" to "Locked doors for all beer and energy drinks" to "Literally covering up the beer so you have to know what beer you're gonna get without knowing what beer they have" in what felt like a matter of months.

>>21976588
found food aside, I don't know why people choose to live in such a shithole.
>you have to be there to understand!
nigga I was literally JUST there. it's a shithole. I go regularly, and I'm so glad I can leave when it's time to go home.

>>21976686
>such a shithole
I guarantee that the West Village is classier than your neighborhood

>>21976707
to be fair 6th ave is kinda the edge of the wv but yeah

>>21976718
True, there's only a couple comedy clubs and a jazz club in the pic and it was taken under the IFC Center, is that even an independent theater anymore?
Joe Rogan is right Austin is way cooler than this.

>>21976707
>>21976718
You’re both familiar with the concept of ‘denial’, right? You think garbage on sidewalks is normal?

>>21976722
>Joe Rogan is right Austin is way cooler than this.
no he's not, fuck rogan and please do not come to austin. downtown has already been taken over by these new faggy comedy clubs since the pandemic closed a lot of places.

>>21976723
You think walking on sidewalks is abnormal

>>21976750
>only NYC has sidewalks!
Lmao. I walk on sidewalks all the time. Ours don’t have garbage laying around on them or reek of urine. Wild concept I know.

>>21976754
There's a difference between walking on the sidewalk to get to your car and walking on the sidewalk to get home. I'm sure nobody in this thread who drives has a car that isn't covered in garbage.

>>21976686
>>21976723
>>21976754
Anon you got hoodwinked. OP took a pic of his 2nd slice, placed it on a pillar, wrote some titillating bait which you took hook, line and sinker because a mere picture of a city street sends you into a seething rage. Pretty sure you're the same person in another thread from a couple days ago that was also seething about NYC.

Somebody left half a box of chicken wings at a dog walking path, kinda mean.

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>>21976756
>my literal walk to work
Keep trying buddy. I know you need to cope hard to avoid the realization you live in a dump, but you can in fact both own a car and also walk and use public transit. Car ownership (or ownership of anything) is an extremely foreign concept to the average New Yorker, I know, but stick with it buddy and you’ll get it, I believe in you.

>>21976588
dont touch it its a trap!!!!

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>>21976784
too late

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>>21976769
>sometimes I don't use my vehicle

>>21976866
Excellent image, it captures your malding.

>>21976588
no?
are you an irish fae or something, where people leave you offerings?

>>21976588
>Do you dare to eat the public pizza?

>>21976686
>>21976758
Different guy here, just weighing in
NYC also makes me irrationally angry, mostly because the residents are so assured that it's the greatest place in America, that you can't get what they've got anywhere else, even though the average resident has never even left the city at all, or even their fucking borough. Dudes will live in the same part of Brooklyn all their lives, and think they're cooler and more cultured than anyone else, without ever even going into Manhattan or any of the other boroughs, let alone any part of the rest of the state.
Oh wow, theaters, clubs, and ethnic food?! That doesn't exist anywhere else in America! You won't find any of that in Chicago, Boston, Miami, Tampa, Atlanta, Charleston, Denver, Seattle, LA, San Francisco, New Orleans, St Louis, Kansas City, Minneapolis-St Paul, Detroit, Houston, Dallas, Austin, Buffalo, Albany, Des Moines, Milwaukee, Las Vegas, Nashville, Indianapolis, or Omaha!
Yes, even Omaha fucking Nebraska has at least some of these things that make you new Yorkers jizz in your pants. Get a car and leave your place, go for a road trip, see something besides the same neighborhood you've seen your entire life.

>>21976963
>NYC also makes me irrationally angry
stopped reading there. get over yourself

>>21976679
why doesn't your country just shoot thieves in both legs, then force feed them 5 liters of vodka, in front of an audience of 100 homeless fags strapped in tiger chairs?

No, seriously.

>>21976594
as well as being potentially poisoned?

>>21976588
checked. many moons ago i found a 12 pack of clif cool mint chocolate or whatever bars in a topiary bush early one morning walking to school. It had just rained so it got my shit wet but it was worth it. I ate it all in 4 days

>>21976963
> indianapolis
Nice of you to notice

>>21977360
my giantess gf knows a lot about plants

>>21976963
>that you can't get what they've got anywhere else
well...yeah, you really can't, at least in the US. NYC is a one-of-a-kind city. no other place in america has that density. you can go there 500 times and discover something new every visit. most cities outside of the top 5 have downtowns you can completely cover in a couple hours.

Does blood count? Last time I was in Atlanta walking down Peachtree Street through Midtown, I came across a trail of blood. It went on for three or four blocks, with the drops of blood getting smaller and with more distance between each drop until it stopped somewhere around 10th street. It was the middle of the day and everyone was going about their business like normal. No idea who was bleeding that much or why. Guess I could have licked the sidewalk to consume the blood and counted that as free street food.

>>21977494
ok vlad

>>21976605
Post wrist

>>21976588
Test

>>21976588
it restores 1/4 of your health bar

>>21977372
I've been to every city I listed, and a lot more places that weren't really relevant because they don't have that stuff (you won't find that kind of thing in Missoula, for instance)
Unlike every single new yorker, like
>>21977485
This guy, who has never left his city but really thinks that you can't find the same shit outside of the city. New Yorkers are the smallest minded individuals you will ever meet, the most uncultured, and yet they will insist that everyone else is actually a redneck yokel. They will actually insist that a place like los Angeles is a tiny, podunk town

>>21977372
>>21977372
I've been to every city I listed, and a lot more places that weren't really relevant because they don't have that stuff (you won't find that kind of thing in Missoula, for instance)
Unlike every single new yorker, like
>>21977485
This guy, who has never left his city but really thinks that you can't find the same shit outside of the city. New Yorkers are the smallest minded individuals you will ever meet, the most uncultured, and yet they will insist that everyone else is actually a redneck yokel. They will actually insist that a place like los Angeles is a tiny, podunk town

>>21977372
>>21977372
I've been to every city I listed, and a lot more places that weren't really relevant because they don't have that stuff (you won't find that kind of thing in Missoula, for instance)
Unlike every single new yorker, like
>>21977485
This guy, who has never left his city but really thinks that you can't find the same shit outside of the city. New Yorkers are the smallest minded individuals you will ever meet, the most uncultured, and yet they will insist that everyone else is actually a redneck yokel. They will actually insist that a place like los Angeles is a tiny, podunk town

>>21976588
it restores 1/4 of your health bar

>>21977556
>They will actually insist that a place like los Angeles is a tiny, podunk town
nobody says that. you made up something to get mad at

>>21977485
I love how this post made someone so fucking fuming that they posted thrice lmao

>>21977584
It's just the convection issue going on I bet

>>21977584
Idk what happened, I only hit post once

>>21977594
Bullshit. That far apart... You fucking angry lying retard. All that's happened is that you've calmed down.

>>21977599
Legit that's what happened. You're the only one who seems angry. Don't be mad at me because you're a dumb yokel who never left your neighborhood

>>21976588
it restores 1/4 of your health bar

>>21977603
>Legit
I'm sure. I'm not even the anon that you were replying to. I can just sense the seethe.

>>21977610
Sense this
>farts on u

>>21976588
Yeah, usually by the bus stop the drunks use

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Gotta say I was tempted.

>>21977543
Test

>>21976588
what are they doing to the basketball courts?

>>21976588
One time I ate an eclair from the refuse bin

I'm remembering the penny arcade comic about the found cake but too lazy to google image for it

>>21976759
Dog haters are infinitely more deranged than dogs are annoying for barking or leaving poop on lawns

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>>21977803
shut up George

>>21976588
>beer on the urinal

>>21976963
Not for long since they have embraced communism.

>>21976588
I live near a stadium, there is all kinds of booze laying around after a match, this one time I was coming home with a friend and a hobo was grabbing bottles and shit from the ground and drinking them in one go

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>>21976963
>Albany
Nothing good happens in Albany
Worst city in the world I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT