>>21976801
I usually eat all the edges first so I can just have the frosted part.

>>21976801
if you eat these things above, say, the age of 16 you're a manchild
t. someone who ate them everyday as a kid

>>21976812
yes anon you're such a grown up. lets get you a big steak and a beer. so proud of my big man <3

>>21976801
i use shill lion or yand*x primarily, but i did a google image search the other day and it was giving me pages and pages of tikt*ks instead of images. i dont even have tikt*k on my phone or anything.
image search is just bad across the board now.
i dont eat poptarts sorry.

>>21976812
There marketing is great because they've always tasted like shit and yet here i am as an adult man wanting to try every flavor again
i hear theyve gotten even worse though shrink flation
and if you want the old school shit you go off brand

>>21976815
>lets get you a big steak and a beer
already had a steak and scotch 2 nights ago, thanks though

>>21976821
> yet here i am as an adult man wanting to try every flavor again
because you're a manchild addicted to sugar whose parents bought you what you wanted because you screamed at the top of your lungs in the shopping cart seat otherwise and never challenged you to eat anything beyond your comfort zone.

>>21976825
nigger i grew up poor and served in war
not everyone/thing is what you think it is
and if you had any grit you wouldn't give a shit if another man enjoys a poptart
it shreeks either insecurity and or hpd (you) addiction

>>21976831
Anon, he is a big boy. He doesn't eat your childish innocuous pastry snacks. He drinks scotch, he's sophisticated like his palate. He totally isn't projecting these weird childhood scenarios.

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I'm stuffed

>>21976809
fpbp, I'm also a die hard member of the dietary school of "eat the worst parts of the meal before the best parts"

>>21976831
sure thing tubby lmao

>>21976801
The only time I ate poptarts as an adult was when I was doing bad in life and the only food the vending machine at work had that you could consider even a little filling were these.