oishi....

>>21978740
It makes Americans scream like scalded bitches. Eat what they eat with the approved accompaniments otherwise they'll wail like dramatic faggots

>>21978740
Sour cream is better.

i dip my fries in hummus

>>21978740
if this is illegal, then just call me the sickest man alive

>>21978755
We dip our fries in ice cream bro. No one eats weirder food than Americans, we just know what pairs well. Unlike the retards in red who eat toast sandwiches.

One time I was a festival outside Amsterdam and they were selling 1euro 350ml Heinekens, I probably drank 20 for the day and night, they were also selling fries with mayo on the side (it's a Dutch thing) and after I ate it I threw up. Fries were good though.

>>21978755
>Eat what they eat with the approved accompaniments otherwise they'll wail like dramatic faggots
how ironic that you're doing the exact same thing

>>21978740
Do americans really put mayo on their chips?

>>21978775
>toatht thandwiches
Aye believe that meme you naive little girl.

>>21978779
In what regard? You need to elaborate. Because at the moment it seems like a "no u" from a turbo cuckold

>>21978780
Plain mayo is mostly a Japanese thing. Some Americans do put burger sauce (mayo+ketchup+relish mixed) on them tho.

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>>21978740

No

This is how you'd serve frites/FRIES with Carbonnade

>>21978740
YES WTF????
MODS!!!!

>>21978792
what is this?

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>>21978775
>retards in red
holy fucking gheyyy. is that something your great grandfather said? imagine being in the current year, typing that. you must be such a sheltered little rube

>>21978797
>ooh let us ask google
you're the most pathetic of them all you weak prick

>>21978802
>You cannot access easily available, comprehensive and usually correct information because... you just can't, ok!

>>21978802
It's true, at least for the Netherlands, I've been there more than 10 times, they do sell fries with mayo everywhere.

>>21978785
i dont think it needs elaboration, but then again i am a native english speaker.

>>21978806
>I have absolutely no analytical thoughts and I certainly don't have an iota of personality, I'm just going to screenshot something bro brobro. I can then get back to whacking off to tranny porn before crying

>>21978797
Standard german is fries with mayonnaise and ketchup. Curry only for currywurst.

I like ketchup :)

>>21978810
You seemingly are, but one that is shit at it. Like a toddler with a paintbrush. I'm not going to pat your head

>>21978813
Researching where people eat fries with mayonnaise is neither analytical nor does it involve anything relating to personality. It's purely a case of googling and finding either a source that already compiles the information, or several sources that you have to combine yourself (a task that the average second grader could perform).

>>21978820
As I said, no personality and no analytical thought. Just a semi empty vessel that's of little use.

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>>21978795

Carbonnade Flamande

A Beef and Onion stew made with Sour Beer and thickened with Pain D'epices

https://youtu.be/UgP2KH3UB8g

This is a Good (modernized) recipe, but make sure to sub the Beer and vinegar for Sour Beer (use Rodenbach Grand Cru, 6 for this recipe), as traditionally ALL Beer was Sour

https://www.tasteatlas.com/pain-depices/recipe/julia-childs-pain-depices

Omit the Sugar from that, as traditional Pain D'epices has no refined sugar and is ONLY sweetened by Honey

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>>21978801
It's so easy making you mad.

>>21978823
Fuck your blog you pathetic piece of shit. You can't cook it. You can (poorly) cook burgers, toast, """hash browns""", bacon, """hollandaise sauce""" have I missed anything out? Ah yeah, steak which looks like salisbury steak

>>21978810
You’d be wrong
It was a weird thing to say, they gave no opinion on what to eat fries with.

>>21978808
Yeahh they had better mayo too, more tangy. I’ve always been a mayo dipper in America, ridiculed by the normies

>>21978825
You got rekt. You got pulled up, shit yourself then panicked. So you came up with the imaginative "ooh you mad". What a coward. You're pretty weak aren't you?

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>>21978827

Pain D'epices

And you KNOW I don't use no fuckin synthetic plastic

And yes, I know that's a double negative

>>21978832
Yeah you can tell that this one >>21978825 is a feeble pussy

>>21978834
>I cannot cook and I'll show you how

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>>21978834

Let it sit for a day, mustard it the fuck up, and in the Carbonnade

>>21978831
It wouldn't be my first choice, I always asked for ketchup. Mayo is mayo idk, especially if you get it from the street, maybe theirs has more mustard.

>>21978838

>delusions of a cooklet tastelet

>>21978840
oof doesn't look good bro

>>21978775
>the retards in red
MAGApublicans?

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>>21978854

>ebonics

That's just how it looks when you add the Mustarded Pain D'epices

Before it's simmered for a couple more hours

>>21978862
Which part is ebonics cook'o'lette?

>>21978831
>they gave no opinion on what to eat fries with.
the impetus of the entire post is being mad about what americans put on their fries or dont put on their fries. learn to read before you write to me again.

>>21978865
having read back it seems that the post is being mad about americans being mad about what should be put on fries?

>>21978865
lol no, you must be a zoomie
The subject matter of the post is American’s REACTIONS about fry condiments. The condiments in question are irrelevant, which is why no specific condiments are named or alluded to.

I actually care about American excellence and I’m sorry zoomies were subjected to even worse English/reading education.

I like many sorts of sauces with my fries, my favorite is ketchup
mayo is ok, but it has to be fresh

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>>21978740