looks good doe

>>21979806
Buy an ad jew

>>21979807
case in point, he's brainwashing zoomers into eating only cheese pies and now not even that, he's switched to barebones tomato pies. Restaurants are gonna stop offering more elaborate pies cause of this schlemiel!

>>21979806
Just don't pay attention to him.
Stop giving these online podcast morons views and they'll go away.

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>>21979812
>he's brainwashing zoomers into eating only cheese pies

>>21979806
Domingoes and pizza huts and all those other shithouses convinced two entire generations that the world's shittiest dough and crust can be made up for with excess sauce and toppings.
No, the number one most important part of a pizza is the dough. If the dough is good, you need nothing more than a tiny bit of good quality tomato sauce and it's the best thing you've ever eaten.

>>21979938
>If the dough is good, you need nothing more than a tiny bit of good quality tomato sauce and it's the best thing you've ever eaten.
if the dough is really good you don't even need tomato sauce

>>21979806
Oy vey

>>21979806
Why does Dave who is a jew from Massachusetts with literally ZERO italian blood or cultural language upbringing or living in the region with the accent act like an italian guy from Brooklyn? He changed his ENTIRE voice to be at all times like this and it literally makes ZERO sense.

>>21979806
Some char on a pie tastes better. Fresh made to order dough tends to have less consistent color than partial baked and other methods of extending the proof life.

I don't have strong opinions about Mike and am not sure why I should gaf.

>>21980265
he's from the north shore of Boston, apparently there used to be a lot of Italians there and the Boston accent is pretty similar to the NYC one

>>21980265
stop being antisemitic

All pizza is the same,—that is they're all mid

>>21980342
even Dave Portnoy has better opinions than you, zoomie!

>>21980265
they always do that in some way, anon.
>>21980280
he's asking a valid question, faggot. stop kvetching and eat some matzoh ballsacks

>>21980265
A jew being a deceitful pos...?! that's totally unheard of!

soggy pizza sucks, If I want to eat lasagna I'll order one

>>21979947
If the dough is exceptionally good you don't even need to put it in the oven

>pies
you're as bad as him

>>21980586
My favorite kind of sushi is italian pizza dough.

>>21979916
>reduce demand for other options
>see them less
Fuck off with your tomato-only pies

My 5 year old fucking loves any pizza no matter how shitty it is and will get so excited about it.

If you think that is something that should be admonished instead of admired, I think you're a fool and probably a butthole, too.

>>21979806
>kike from boston who went to the university of michigan sure does know a thing or two about good pizza

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stupid kike gave my favorite pizza place a 6.8

>>21979806
hes a jew so hes proly lactose intolerant cheese makes him seethe

>>21980265
Plenty of Jews in the Northeast act Italian because it's "cool." Kinda like wiggers acting black.

>>21980776
Make your own. Pizza is unironically piss easy to make

>>21981340
>Pizza is unironically piss easy to make
No one who says this makes good pizza lmao.

>>21981340
In general sure but getting it how you like it is probably gonna take a lot of trial and error.

>>21981355
Anyone who thinks there's some magic to a 20$ pie is a cooklet in general that can't comprehend the most basic tasks in cooking
>>21981364
Maybe the crust, but the sauce and toppings should be straight forward if you have any skill in the kitchen

>>21981380
Anyone who thinks a pizza is a pie is also a fucking cooklet

>>21981340
When I stopped working in shops and started on some breads, I completely lost my pizza dough skills.

There are a few key details that you have to pin down in the proofing process. Topping is piss easy and cook it as hot and fast as possible.

If your dough is shit, you may as well just fry bread and top that.

>>21981383
I agree

>>21980265
oy vey my nigga, thats defamatory

>>21980776
I've been eating tomato only pies for 15 years. Basically ever since I became an adult and started a garden. a tomato pizza with tomatoes from the garden is the best food on earth.

if you use shitty tomatoes then yeah a tomato only pizza is going to be mundane

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>>21981579
tbf, anything using food you grow yourself tastes fantastic in comparison to grocery store swill
>pic related, some heirloom cherry tomatoes I grew last season

>>21981597
tomatoes particularly are a tragedy of capitalism.

nice tomatoes.

>>21979806
I haven't watched Dave Portnoy in a bit but his dislike for Neapolitan pies and calzones is kind of sad honestly. This guy goes to all the best pizzerias in NA and only gets standard cheese pies with "extra crisp" and a "solid undercarriage" Guy is kind of a kook.

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>>21981603
Tell me about it man, I dice up grocery store tomatoes these days and despair. The nutritional value is nowhere near where it should be as well; thank goodness for seed preservation.
>>21981611
>kook
you were off by two letters bub

>>21981283
looks like an authentic Napolitano pizza

>>21981380
Let's see your pizza if it's so easy.

>>21979806
jew

>>21981355
Sorry, you're shit at cooking.

>>21979938
>If the dough is good, you need nothing more
This is more true of sandwiches.

>>21980265
>t. can't distinguish a New York accent from a New England accent.
Fuck off, you stupid illegal. Your opinion is useless if you think a generic New England accent like Dave's sounds anything like a NYC accent.

>>21980265
Mimicry is the act of closely copying, imitating, or resembling another person, animal, or object's sounds, behaviors, or appearance. It is used for humor/impersonation in humans, and as a survival mechanism in nature, where organisms (the mimic) copy others (the model) to gain advantages like protection from predators.

>>21981902
No, you retarded polfugee. Dave has an incredibly generic New England accent because he grew up in a town outside of Boston. His accent wouldn't sound out of place anywhere in New England. He sounds like he could be from Maine or Vermont or New Hampshire or Rhode Island. I know you can't hear it but he actually has a slightly upper class New England accent. White trash New Englanders sound much coarser and closer to a stereotypical Boston accent.

>>21981283
That place sucks. Should have been more like a 6.4

>>21979806
Dave Portnoy is a dirty kike who deserves only the worst things to happen to him.

>>21979947
No. It's the cheese. There's a clumpy cheap cheese that NY pizza places are switching to pretending that they're "buying local" but in reality it's chewy garbage. The last good pizza places keep paying extra for the right cheese.

>>21979806
>Watching this retarded Jew who LARPs as a working class Catholic from Boston

>>21979806
this guy is the biggest toolbag on the planet. most punchable face I have ever seen.

>>21981579
A tomato pizza with good tomatoes isn't as good as a tomato pizza with good tomatoes and other good toppings. No you don't need anything else, but you don't need tomatoes to live either and life is better with them. Life is also better with tomato pizzas with other good toppings on them.

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>>21979806
I'm not antisemitic at all but I'm from southern New England and I don't understand for the life of me why so many people I know or associate with worship this guy. He really is a culture vulture at best

>>21983537
I disagree but I respect your opinion

>>21980586
Who needs dough? All you really need is to think about really good pizza, while masturbating.

>>21979806
bro needs to stay out of the sun lol

>>21981680
I don't take pictures of my food and haven't made pizza in over a year. The crust is the only part you have to toy with

>>21979806
He needs sucker punched desu.

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>>21979806
what qualifies him as a judge of good pizza?

>>21983955
Where is this pizza located?

>>21983955
Even if you're a retard. Eating that much pizza you'll learn what makes a good pizza and what makes a shit one.

>>21983962
Looks like an average donatos pizza to me.

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>>21981283
He underscored my place too.
Not surprising some east coast heeb hates the Midwestern Übermensch

>>21985050
that looks like a big cracker (and I'm not talking about Dave)

I love the videos where he gets haggled by some homeless bum interrupting the video trying to get free food off of him

>>21985080
https://youtu.be/9nG2kYU8mTc?t=194

>>21983754
I accept your concession.

>>21980265
>why does a parasitic race practice mimicry?

there's no reason to have such a ridiculous scoring system. What exactly is the difference between a 6.7 and a 6.8 pizza?

>>21986437
it generates engagement cause it gets people guessing, like it did you