>>21980185
The Big Buford is better.

>>21980185
Da Diabolicul Burgah

>>21980185
hey retard you left your fat goblina friend's name in the pic

>>21980185
looks like the crackhead I paid 20 to go help my neighbor with his roofing

>five guys has the best fast food burger
No. It's the most likely burger to dissolve into an indecipherable mess of post-beef sadness. What is it with this place? Why do their burgers so reliably disintegrate? They fall apart faster than a MAHAtard's talking points.

>>21980185
it's kind of expensive tho

I haven't had a whopper in years and was fooled into getting the Texas Double Whopper. It was nothing special, your typical tasteless whopper with some shitty sauce sprayed on, don't be dumb like me.

>>21980185
Five Guys tastes just like a burger I would make at home. Not exactly a bad thing though.

>>21980185
>that pathetic small cup with no overfill
Used to be a large cup, with a quarter bag of overfill. How are they even still in business.

>>21980207
theres still bagfries but the bag with fries is simply not in the photo

>fast food

More like sit down casual. They take too god damn long.

>>21980185
Why is Karl Urban posting Gamergate dogwhistles now?

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>>21980185
Dave's double remains the undisputed king and no one can convince me otherwise

>>21980185
>Places toppings in weird orientations making them prone to slip out
>Wraps it in foil degrading the structure of the bun.
>Dumps hot greasy fries in bag making everything you touch before you even take a bite cover your hands.
Sloppa Maxed

>>21980319
iykyk

>>21980327
Dave is dead along with Wendy's. It's time to move on, anon.

>>21980279
You didn't read what I sad. They used to essentially double what was in the cup with "bagfries," AND the cup was 60% larger. You are getting literally 1/3 the fries you used to get.

>>21980188
This. I hate their fries, tho.

agreed
actually after finally visiting the west coast i swung through an in and out burger because the internet has always hyped them up so much especially in the comparison vs five guys and it was very mediocre. the only explanation I have for people to shill it is that some people are so price conscious that it physically influences their perception of taste.

>>21980185
Culver’s is better

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this guys ketchup game is absolute chaos

>>21980522
it's fast food, what did you expect?

>>21980505
maybe he ordered the little cup

>>21980185
Imagine landing a sweet acting role in a long running TV show, only for that show to turn into woke slop

>>21980193
this man actually checked out her profile kek

>>21980185
I honestly would take a McDonald's double QP over Five Guys and almost any other burger including anything I ever make at home.

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In bongland 5 guys patties are so small now its not really worth it, still better quality food than any other place though.

>>21980194
Why did you pay for your neighbors roofing you KEK hahaha
Do you also fuck his wife you KEK kek

>>21981097
it was the upstairs neighbor

their fries are great and their burgers are okay but they constantly fall apart,

>>21981097
> t. selfish idiot
I bet you complain about our low trust society too

>>21980185
wayne static looking ass

>>21980185
So glad I live in Braum's country and can get a great burger and much better ice cream for half the price then pickup a gallon of the best milk you can buy and some snacks on the way home. Also they used to have the cheapest sausage prices anywhere pre covid but now its the same as everywhere else sadly.

>>21980621
>turn into
But it was like that from the very first episode.

>>21981682
>>>/tv/

>>21982262
he's right tho

just go to a food truck that serves burgers

>>21980712
the internet is filled with creeps with way too much time on their hands. This is why me and my girl friends completely deleted our socials. Fucking sick of thirsty men who think they have the right to stalk us...

>>21980185
>thinking five guys is a flex
this is like some 2007 throwback posting

>>21982652
>post clips of yourself jiggling your tits and waving around your clitoris for attention
>attention happens
>noooo not like that!!!!!
This is like women who go out dressed as hookers and then get confused when some of the men who notice aren't 10/10 chads, "it wasn't supposed to be this way, women have rights now!!!"

>>21980185
i know he sucks a mean dick, as do all enjoyers of five guys

>>21980185
Burgers alone? Burger King is number one. Five Guys is third. I can say number 2 if anyone cares

>>21980185
Wendy's Baconator is better AND cheaper, Anon.

>>21982664
unfortunately "rights" are often conflated with "no consequences for our actions." this happens every single time a group is given more rights

>>21984214
Remember that the next time some asshole gets shot in the neck for spreading hateful rhetoric. He's free to say it but he's got to be prepared for the potential backlash, including assassination attempts. Same with "getting cancelled". You say some shit that makes the company you work for lose money then yes, you will be "cancelled" for it. Consequences for your actions and all that. : )

>>21980185
is he a woman?

>>21984209
>>21980185
for me, its the mcdonalds maestro series in east europe, specifically the chanterelle burger in the baltics. this is the best fast food burger i have ever had. so it goes: mcdonalds, five guys, then maybe wendy's and then burger king
what is your no2?

>>21980513
Your opinion is wrong.

>>21980185
It's made with a bit of human meat that's what he's referencing, that's why it's so expensive

I thought it was a reference to the interview he did where he thought the slut was saying she wanted 5 guys in her

>>21980185
five guys isn't fast food

If you know, you know.

>>21984497
Rallies/checkers the big buford or baconzilla

>>21980185
>its expensive therefore its good

>>21984516
it is

>>21980185
is that the lead singer of Seether?

>>21984210
>$9 vs $15
At least with five guys I'm usually satisfied. The baconater won't even fill my kid up.

>>21980185
only retarded people eat fast food

>bacon cheeburger
>extra patty
>BBQ sauce
>mayo
>grilled ungyins
>jalapeños
I needs it, bruhs.

>>21984919
Make a burger and post it then. You know the rules big boy

>>21980185
>If ya know you know
What did he mean by this?

>>21985629
i figured he was the fifth guy in a dog fucking ring

>>21980583
Where you see chaos, I see divine order.

>>21980185
I want to lock people in jail forever who say "of you know you know" or "need it or keep it" especially the retards that will no doubt reply to this post saying those things. You should be executed

>>21986291
not bad compared to what some other people say iykyk

>>21980185
Well paying $25 for a burger isn't a big deal if you're a millionaire 20 times over.

>>21985469
Not that guy, but it's my night to cook tomorrow and I'm planning burgers (2 beef, one for me and kiddo, 1 chicken or two vegetarian for missus since she doesn't eat beef) with vegetable fritters and salad. The only issue I could see you people taking with them would be the lack of buns. I'm a cheap motherfucker and refuse to buy burger buns. White bread, bitches.
Shall I post pictures (if I remember to)?

>>21980185
I don't have beef (pun intended) with the five guys fans or haters, but is counter service considered fast food? I thought the requirement was a drive thru.

>>21986360
Not if you're cooking them on the stove

>>21984466
>compares looking at someone's profile and staring in public to public assassination
Take your meds