>>21980704
easier to make
>goose island
anheuser busch swill

>>21980704
Beer hug is vile stuff. Get Lagunitas IPA instead of that gasoline brew.

>>21980704
Is that bear wearing “I’m cool” sunglasses or “I’m blind” sunglasses?

>>21980704
>only 12 ounces
I agree, why do they make this?

All jokes aside, I've had this a few times when it was on sale and it's fine except for when you get a bad one full of sediment. Is that shit supposed to be cloudy? I don't think so. Good luck if you're drinking it, I suggest pouring it into a glass first or else you're risking diarrhea in addition to your hangover, you lightweights.

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it's the ideal weekday beer.

>>21981121
fuel for the homeless

>>21981121
Had this in Canada. It's fine I guess, since the prices are ridiculous there and you're paying minimum per beer. Kind of like all places where you buy by ABV because you're a captive audience.

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Someone pointed out to be a few years back that these are basically just a new twist on St. Ides or Night Train but aimed at younger (under 50) people and with that in mind I am no longer seething about these things though they are still vile. Pic unrelated.

>>21980704
We had a german brew master immigrate out here and found his own brewery and every winter they make this which is 8.4% and tastes delicious. Probably my favorite winter beer

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>>21981248
Forgot pic

>>21981020
I'm a 10 year alcoholic and I still get diarrhea all the time from the decreased transit time. Especially if I eat a bunch of fat I'll shit it out when I wake up and it's covered in bile.

>>21980704
>Imperial Imperial Pale Ale

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>>21980704
Strong beers are the tastiest thoughbeit. Love me a good St Bernardus.

>>21981121
that used to be my drink of choice

>>21980704
they make it for me
t. needs to start things off with 2 shots and a high abv beer to actually feel anything anymore

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>>21981362
>IPA
>Imperial Pale Ale
You absolute fucking retarded cunt.

>>21981248
>>21981250
The Doppelsticke that the brewery up the road from me made one winter was the best damn after-shoveling beer ever made.
Their Doppelbock came in second.
I miss that place.

>>21981368
Pristine taste

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I hate the branding this brewery uses on all their shit but they make the best tasting strong beers I've found

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I like voodoo rangers imperial IPA 9% but I can't the get glass bottles at the grocery. I switched to dragons milk 11%. It has a chocolaty taste to it. Haven't been able to find it at the grocery store the last few times I went though. This time I went with dictionary roulette 7.7% because it was a good deal at 6 tallboys for $13. The cover art looks pretty shit though.

>>21980704
>9.9 percent
>stronk
??????????????????

>>21982518
alright I'll bite
where the fuck are you from where that isn't strong for beer

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>>21981368
Cheap high alcohol beers tend to taste like ass. Then you have amazing things like the no longer made Old Foghorn.
That was a good one

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>>21980704
that name is the gayest shit ive seen in a while.
whats next
>creamy colon
>twinkcicle D-lite
>SUCK

>>21982523
probably just comparing it to wine and liquor

>>21982523
I've seen beer up to 40% it had a weird name. So a weird language country like Denmark or something. Like imagine your saying already strange Russian name, but then you coughed in guffawed.

>>21982826
>I've seen beer up to 40% it had a weird name.
That wasn't really beer because it was processed in a way that is basically like distilling. It'd be like saying whiskey is beer. Yeast can't really go much higher than 20% or so before it starts dying. I think most companies wouldn't want to deal with the problems of selling 20% ABV beers lol.

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>>21982832
Bars won't even give you a mug of anything above 8%, usually it's those faggy little goblets which I hate.

>9.9 percent
>strong
Eh…
>>21982826
Bullshit.
>>21982523
Not that tardbucket, but in der Schweiz (also Austria, I guess, since Eggenberg bought out Hürlimann), strong beers are considerably higher. Samichlaus, for example, is 14%. Urbock 23° is a regular beer, called a strong one abroad, and it's only 9.6%
I hear Swiss style of strong beer isn't even considered beer abroad but "barley wine" (IE it's fucking beer lol)
>>21982881
I guess it's because they consider them barley wines ::shrug::

>>21982891
barleywine isn't real. just a term strong ale brewers started using to compete with wine sales.
some do lean into the wine part with barrel aged and cellared beers.

>>21982891
>Urbock 23° is a regular beer, called a strong one abroad, and it's only 9.6%
Goddamn, thats actually crazy. Strong beers out here are basically anything above 7% , highest I've ever seen out here in the states was 13% which was a triple IPA aged in bourbon barrels that we made for a brew pub i worked at. A 9.6% being considered "normal" is nuts

>>21982891
>The average beer Alcohol By Volume (ABV) in Austria is typically between 4.8% and 5.2%

>>21980704
>imperial ipa
>california, 90's
as an imperial stout /his/tory enjoyer I'm disappointed

>>21981368
go full there
>imperial stout
>abentinus

like big L said, if you see me drinking moet that means they don't sell cri

I love me a St Bernardus, but for me I'd rather have the ones cited, my favorite is Mc Choufe Brune though, can't beat that taste

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For me it's the La Trappe quadrupel

>>21981376
Keyed, I like to grab a different tallboy each day after work and skull it on the way home.
The Pineapple and Mango Beer Hugs are both great, less sweet than the Juicy one. Voodoo Ranger is trying to 1-up them with an 11% nondescript "hazy" IPA but it's trash, tastes like prison julep.
Never been able to stomach the Tropical one in the blue can, it's so weirdly bitter my body just rejects it.

Best percentage for Pils is 5% and Bock 7%

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Try a 19.2 ounce Double Jai Alai. One can is the equivalent of 3.2 shots of liquor.

one time I was out with some friends and got fucking wasted from a single beer. it was one of those 24oz glasses of a 14.7% beer though so it was like a 6 pack of regular swill.

>>21983776
>24oz glasses of a 14.7% beer
that's basically a bottle of wine

>>21982826
>>21982832
Isn't there that one Scottish "beer" that's 75%? Forget the name. But like second anon said, it's basically a strong beer mixed with vodka.

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and the Berry Monkey, same % but better if you want some sweet to mellow the sour a little

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>>21983998
fucking love this shit. i was addicted to it for almost a year because it was so good but i've stopped buying it because i've been without a job and they're fucking pricey

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This beer is 9% and doesn’t taste like sweetened skunk juices

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>>21980704
9.9%? Blimey! That's quite a lot isn't it, Hugh? Export Jurgenbrau, is it?

I haven't had maredsous tripel in so long. I must go back

love beer but hate ipas. give me a lager

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>>21986256
This is an alcoholic lager beer, isn't it? Well, it is the continental way, I suppose. In Spain they wouldn't dream of starting the day without a couple of cans, a-and... maybe a vodka.

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As you know, it's the most alcohol per milliliter, at the lowest cost, in this corner shop.

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FASCINATING

>>21986276
But how can he afford this and his other groceries?

>>21986366
you tell me hugh...

>>21980704
>i wanna get drunk without tasting alcohol
fuck off

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>>21986366
Back when 2 pounds 70 could get you a newspaper, an apple, a pint, and some bread. We need to go back

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>Is that....a bitter, hoppy, craft, locally brewed, IPA with colorful popart on the can? Honey, tell your boyfriend to come over and bring his fanciest glass!

>>21980829
im finding lagunitas harder to drink now that their making all that soda pop shit

>>21980704
shit up at 9% is really hit of miss. some just have no interesting flavor and are just heat. some brewers pull it off.

but i wouldnt drink a beer under 5 these days

>>21980704
Yeah one of my local breweries about 2 years ago had a seasonal brown ale that was "supposedly" 9% but with how drunk everyone was getting off it, it must've been around 11 or 12%.
Turned out the head brewer has no sense of smell because of a fireworks accident or something, so he was pushing through batches of bunk shit and calling it a day.

>>21987071
I don't like IPA that much, but I feel compelled to put forth to you all that IPA is far less gay than bud light.

>>21981121
the mark of a alcoholic

>want a craft beer?
>sure
>here's a little lesser known beer called "jerk off my gay boyfriend, then he cums in my asshole and sucks it out"

thanks bro

>>21985069
that shit tastes like a funeral parlor wtf are you smoking

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>>21980704
this stuff is 11%, expensive, but worth it

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>>21988850
>IPA is far less gay than bud light.
Unless it's Voodoo Ranger by New Belgium Brewing, the gas station IPA that millennials chug before eating each other's unwashed assholes in public restrooms (because ass tastes better by comparison).

>>21989294
Imperial stouts work. I've got some three floyds dark lord that's intense but good

>>21989297
>how to show that they're gay? oh I know, make them fat and have terrible skin!
Rainbow capitalism at its finest

>>21989316
That monkeypox ain't gonna spread itself, you know. But it gets a little help from a cold pint of Voodoo Ranger, also known as Poopoo Ranger or Rump Ranger. Because after all, you need something to wash down those PREP pills!

>>21989319
Meth, poppers, and vodka, if you want to stereotype better in the future

>>21989297
>incel bringing up men's assholes out of nowhere
>again
concerning how often this happens