>>21981499
>starts webm thread
>posts mp4
you had one job, anon.

>>21981499
from the look of her hands I'd say she needs a good dicking

>>21981499
My mom used to make me drink those small little yogurt drinks they caused me to vomit and feel sick all day

>>21981546
I'm sorry your mom did that to you but also vomiting and feeling sick is not a normal reaction to a half ounce of yogurt so I think you have a milk protein allergy or something

>>21981499
asian stuff sucks.

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try to read more than one full row or column without laughing

>>21981713
I used to have the same reaction. My Chinese friend read a Chinese book once and I thought it was amusing.

Now I study it and I don't find it funny. More impressed that they can understand each other whilst speaking.

When there are 30 different shi's for each of the 4 tones, it's like, how tf do they converse let alone make any scientific progress

>>21981570
OR he lied.

>>21981948
I assume you can tell what people mean by context kind of like how there are words in Japanese that are understood only by context. But that also applies to English

>>21981713
Retards humour

>>21982186
I posted it just for you :-)

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>>21981499
Do they really?

>>21982194
oh yeah, that's the stuff

>>21982249
kek

>>21982301
Retard didn't take physics class and thought acting was more elaborate than Bernoulli's equations.

>>21981570
Could also be a stress reaction from being forced to eat them.

>>21982178
How does he get out?

>>21981499
when you can't use your hands, you gotta use your teeth

/ck/ truly is the reddit containment board, I see now.

>>21982543
somebody needs to make a clip taking the reactions of the crowd there and add it to the goyest of slops recipe, to make ebin meemee

>>21982556
I don't understand what the joke is? I tried it and it turned out good. Never had good scrambled egg before.

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>>21982539
the same guy that created that triangle puzzle

>>21982194
this actives my acid reflux

>>21981713
I couldn't, dont even know why I am laughing but I am.

>>21981512
Iphone fags can't see webms so they have to use mp4.

based ja/ck/

>>21981499
>>>/wsg/6126210

>>21982517
pipes under the sand

>>21982651
>he doesn't specify light sauce every time
ngmi

>>21982194
Makes me think dominops sprung for the claude pro plan

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>>21983773
Medium rare prime rib always looks so fucking shit

>>21982517
He doesn't. When he dies an egg will hatch birthing an identical man into the world. This man will feast on the corpse of his predecessor for sustenance so that he might fuel the production of new eggs that he himself lays. Once the corpse of his forerunner is picked clean he too shall perish on the spot while a new egg hatches and the cycle repeat.

>>21984339
mm clay pot shards in my food

>>21982544
Soups on!

>>21983857
nah mate, that's legit food porn advertisement. you can tell by the way that it is.

>>21984288
this guy looks like he knows what's cooking

>>21984351
I'm not vietnamese but this woman needs to be executed. She looks Korean.

>>21982551
No thats /tv/ we have leftyfags here sure but they are still running that 2016 software.

>>21982551
Yes, you crack the code. Please go somewhere else now, thank you

>>21984696
Meaning?

>>21982541
That guy is so fortunate his face never got revealed

>>21984306
I feel like toasting the garlic in the oil would be better than the fried garlic.
But for the most part he just made an instant version of chili oil.

>>21984390
Beautiful.

>>21984351
are all asian women with tattoos whores?

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>>21984351
>The unique experience of dipping bread in soup

>>21985458
Sure why not, but you could just eat whole shrimp drizzled in butter instead

>>21984306
>shallow layer
>GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

>>21986000
it's making use of the parts that people don't eat

>>21984288
In all honesty that food is probably fucking delicious.

>>21985458
I've made stock of the leftover parts before, but just blending everything? bruh.

>>21986512
Imagine the sm
sorry
imag

>>21986512
wtf

>>21986512
I like how it cuts out before he vomits.

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>>21986512

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>>21984339
>one dumb shit gimmick for white travelroasties please!

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>>21982541

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>>21982544
I thought weird al had a buga sphere for a second.

>>21985941
Thanks for posting that image! I adore archeology.

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>>21986512
ick

>>21986765
>and then they pour beer on it!
Anyone have the beer ramen webum?

>>21982543
please tell me somebody has the edit of this

>>21986948
How did he even get stacked out like that?

>>21986512
yum >>>/wsg/6126210

>>21986512
Nigga eatin green eggs and ham over here.

>>21987198
I spent like 30 minutes scouring warosu a few weeks ago and couldn't find it.
We both know it exists.

>>21982670
they play fine, Andjeet

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>>21982517
Nerve gas.

>>21984812
Imagine recognizing him somewhere by his spindly hand.

>>21983773
Imagine how good that would be if it were a steak with all the surface area covered in a well-seasoned crust.

>>21982541
I want to squeeze his bitch tits while mocking his weak grip strength

>>21983705
does anyone have this webm?

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>>21988833

>>21988936
wtf

>>21989012
The heat of the sand creates the coffee

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>>21988936
you are the bestest anon, have a qt /ck/ waifu as thanks

>>21989183
i hate when i go to an asian restaurant and the cute staff are so fucking nice and flirty but will never be my wife

>>21982015
it was so sour it triggered something inside me it was like super yogurt 3 times as mucch bacteria

>>21982301
Lmao

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>>21986956

>>21989495
After is much better

>>21989679
If you're a gay retard maybe.

>>21989679
stop posting on /ck/ Pierce Brosnan

>>21989682
>>21989690
Low T

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>>21983773

>>21984288
your mom looks so fucking shit.

>>21984306
0:30 a girl will never look at me like that

>>21989616
>insider
Who the fuck is making these tacky and gimmicky restaurants for insider. There is no way there isn’t some sort of collusion going on.

>>21986765
god this slut reminds me of the time my own goddamned mother tried to set me up with a """nice church girl""" who was way younger than i, and already had 4 fucking kids
she unironically told me to take her to a trendy, expensive restaurant on all our dates (she even offered to look after her kids) and tie the knot as soon as possible, i asked her if she was fucking stupid or something, because i wasn't taking care of 4 ugly mulattos (didn't even need to confirm, i just knew someone like her only went after blacks) and a gold digging roastie

she more or less disowned me after that, but dad thinks i did the right thing
who knows what the fuck she was thinking though, i wish i could ask her

>>21990146
Many women are hellbent on ruining their son's lives

>>21981499
Fake nails are gross and unhygienic

>>21990146
hows life in russia ivan?

>>21989252
Racemixing is gross and makes fucked up children.

>>21990373
stfu turdlet

>>21990373
You will never stop me from banging women all around the world

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>Historical poor man's fare
Boil milk and pour in a beer. From what I could find. The vague "beer cheese" which forms on top was used as a spread. While the beer/milk mixture was drunk, or sweetened with syrup and thickened with flour into a sort of porridge.

>>21990383
thats just yeast, you can buy it in dried form as nutritional yeast

>>21990394
The froth curdles with the milk. A weird acid set cheese if anything

>>21989495
Hell yeah, they still look fine. I like the left one most.

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>>21982543
her (his? their?!) face never failed to make me laugh

anyone has tried Godron's recipe tho? doesn't looks so bad desu