krill yourself

because they don't sell it. I'm sick of constantly seeing ads and discussions for things I haven't seen a single time in my life. how about start selling it and I'll buy it. maybe start selling it before you launch a global ad campaign for it.

>>21981552
I believe it has far less mercury in it thanks to low bioaccumulation? Le whales get jacked on this stuff.

>>21981556
fpbp

>>21981552
Got a lot for cheap at grocery outlet. It's good. Just tastes like normal shrimp, but they are more like shrimp + quinoa in texture. If you love shrimp you'll enjoy krill.

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As someone who enjoys deenz I bought a can of these and threw it away after one bite. The texture is fucking awful and it tastes like a salty rubber tire. It's like cod roe but if you mixed in bits of astroturf.

>>21981552
leave those for the whales. apparently they are having a harder time finding enough krill and dying

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>>21981562
Based, would try

>>21981563
Hhmmmmm
Still would try

>>21981567
Oh shit not the whales
This seems like some shit we could farm with low consequences though desu

>>21981556
got em

>>21981567
whale fins typed this post

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krill has to be like 80% waste, no? theres no way they clean the shit out

>>21981552
I'd kill for some krill!

>>21981567
Good. I fucking hate whales. Mrs. McCorkle gave me a D- on my whale presentation in the 4th grade. I'll never forget that day.

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>>21981552
>why not give krill a try
I don't want to disturb this beautiful cycle of life

>>21981558
it's obviously a joke ad, bud.

>>21981619
Kanned Krill is real

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>>21981556
Close thread, ban OP.

>>21981610
so fuck mrs mccucky. don't take it out on moby dick and the boys

>>21981642
Mrs. McCorkle was a whale.

>>21981619
there's literally nothing in the image to indicate that

>>21981556
/thread

>>21981556
I like this

krill is a thrill

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>>21981612
The plankton also eats krill poop. We don't need whales, NUKE THEM.

>>21981655
if the fact that the can uses ms paint word art tier text and says "the incredible edible krill" while specifying that its from Antarctica didnt tip you off that it might be in jest then i cant help you.

>>21981567
If they have such a hard time dying swimming into Asian waters could certainly solve this problem.

It'd probably make a really good crab cake or krill cake I guess.

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>>21981720
>NUKE THEM.
BASED

>>21981730
It's real tho

>>21981730
I don’t see why any of those points indicate it’s fake tbdesu
Trash design has been popular for a while now
https://www.amazon.com/stores/KrillArcticFoods/page/70D5A8C4-5491-4044-84F2-649DA523249E

>>21981612
You know for some reason I just never thought about the reality of whales pooping. Their shits must be insane. If they weren't in the ocean they would probably fill up a swimming pool imagine that much shit.
I wonder what happens if you're a fish swimming behind one and happen to run into a cloud of whale shit. Do your gills clog up and you choke and die?

>>21981556
this tbhfampidesu

>>21982000
probably literally yes. one fish actually has a defense mechanism where it releases goop to clog the gills of attackers.

also ambergris is from whale feces

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>>21982000
...what is wrong with you
>that's clearly a question for the lovely group of posters over at /an/ - Animals & Nature™
happy to help

>>21981556
kek

>>21981650
You're making the whales pay for a larper.

>>21982128
ambergris can also be whale puke

don't eat Krill leave it for the whales to eat they need it more :) whales are out friends in the sea :D

>>21982939
after reading more about it apparently we have no idea if they even puke or shit it out and some think it stays in their intestines until they die and it's only released during decomposition

we literally have no fucking idea lol

>>21982977
yeah they just find it floating on the waves, and its a key ingredient for the perfume industry to this day. pretty fascinating

>>21981730
Could we get an update about how retarded you feel now?

This stuff is actually great. You have to drain some of the water out of it though. My cat always pesters me when I have this.

>>21981552
>krill arctic foods
>antarctic krill meat

so which is it

>>21984597
It's an arctic company, but this particular product comes from the antarctic.
DUH