At some point, someone will have to stop the goyslop machine. I'm not sure what happened with this timeline that caused the Democrats to love pharmaceutical and bioengineered poison corporations, but we're kind of fucked for the next twenty years

>>21982081
This is the future, we have to switch to sustainable food production methods.

>>21982081
https://salatainstitute.harvard.edu/chocolates-climate-crisis/
>In 2024, cocoa futures surged from about $2,500 to more than $10,000 per metric ton. The spike followed years of shrinking harvests that had already strained global inventories. In 2023 Ghana and Côte d’Ivoire saw excessively heavy rainfall from April to June, followed by a harsh dry spell between November and February 2024—two extremes that rarely occur in the same year. The result: record-low yields and global supply shortages.
Money doesn't lie. We're going to have to accept solutions like OP if we want to continue to have chocolate at all in the future with how slow and backward the transition away from fossil fuels and advances in carbon capture are going.

>>21982072
What is cell cultured?

>>21982193
Israelis made lab grown cocoa butter.

>>21982081
They're working on producing the same thing in a cheaper more efficient way. I'm not sure what you'd really want if you're not okay with that. This is real cocoa butter.

I don't want the butter though, I want the cocoa solids.

>>21982383
you vill eat ze cocoa butter

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you vill eat ze cube

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>>21982387
>>21982388

>>21982072
i wonder if its profitable enough compared to just growing the stuff in 3rd world countries

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>>21982072
>Tel Aviv

>>21982072
>tel aviv
>israel
it's poison

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>>21982072
>TEL AVIV, Israel and NEW YORK

>>21982187
It's too late. I already don't eat chocolate anymore because they've spent the last decade gutting every single chocolate product in existence. None of it tastes good anymore. It's a dead food.

Im just not going to eat anything that doesn't have eyes or leaves on it.

>>21982388
This one was funny. The thing was as well, they didn't even have a bunch of slop ingredients in them. It was just normal food, in a square.
The business went under (probably because it's just normal ingredients in a square plus an upcharge for the square) and according to Wikipedia the CEO busses tables. Couldn't see where they got that from in the source cited though.

>>21982388
I appreciated the anon who posted his delivery at the time.

>>21982072
This is terrible news for me. I was about to get a small cacao plantation from my grandma and now the already small profits will get even lower.

>>21982072
Aw sweet

>>21982072
Good. FUCK cacao “farmers”

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>>21982072
>thread about breakthrough for a potential path to have lab grown chocolate instead of chocolate infested with heavy metals like we have now
>incels: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOYSLOP JEWS DEMOCRATS JEWS ZE GOYSLOP
just nuke this brown board already

>>21984666
Literally not real chocolate.
>cocoa butter
The only breakthrough here is for the negro skincare market.

>>21985059
>Literally not real chocolate.
nobody said it was real chocolate yet

>>21985059
White chocolate uses cocoa butter

>>21985104
>Literally not real chocolate.

>>21982401
Better than owning nothing and being spied on by anti-human globalists.

>>21982081
>w-we can't just PROGRESS! That's against my bronze age jewish fairy tales!

>>21985125
Explain why progress is a good thing without relying on the circular logic of its own definition saying it's a good thing.

>>21985132
because it will heal all our wounds, make us immortal, make us godlike, take us to other worlds? zoomers are such retards

>>21985138
>because it will heal all our wounds, make us immortal, make us godlike, take us to other worlds?
Proofs?

>>21985125
Define progress. All I see is us getting deeper and deeper into a surveillance state. Also, you are letting in a bunch of migrants that are replacing one jewish fairy tale with another because Christians bad, or something.
>>21985138
Maybe for the wealthy elite, but not for you.

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>>21985132
if everyone was like you, we'd still be back on the sarengeti plains getting shredded by saber toothed cats
>inb4 yasss hurrr durr we need ta return ta monke!

>>21985180
Source?

>>21985142
I've been learning how to cook sashimi and raw herring recently thanks to technology. Since the price finally went down on some kind of raw fat I took my chance to buy a decent amount. I ordered 12 lbs raw lamb suet, 1 lb goat liver, 1.5 lbs lamb hearts, 1 lamb brain (4oz), and 1 lb of lamb leg steaks. I never cared to read any books except for a few relating to health, since I thought those ones would be useful to me. I'm considering growing blackberries in my backyard since I can't get untainted berries at any store. I don't know much at all about growing plants, but my mother does. I'd like to eat some moldy too. I tried that once with the least tainted berries I could get at Walmart. They were still sprayed with some kind of pesticide. They were also previously frozen, which is generally less of an issue for fruit than for meat. I wasn't harmed, but it's questionable how helpful it was to eat them. Eating proper moldy berries will allegedly help with detoxifying from heavy metals, presumably through biosorption. Aajonus Vonderplanitz recommended it to people who were vaccinated at any point in their life due to the mercury and aluminum in vaccines. According to him it can be dangerous if you eat too many moldy berries. For most people he only recommended 3 moldy berries a week. Some can handle more. If you eat too many, a high quantity of heavy metals could be forced out of your tissues & into your bloodstream in a short period of time, which could very easily do more harm than good. The same thing can happen with the drugs & herbs other people use to try detoxifying themselves from heavy metals.

>>21985225
>blah blah blah
the left can't meme

>>21985191
ancestral blood memory.

>>21985225
So where does the jewish fairy tales, my anti-theistic, islamist migrant loving, dude.

>>21985301
jesus christ rajesh, proofread your post before posting.

>>21985146
>cocoa butter is an instrument of the surveillance state
Take your meds, schizo.

>>21985225
>Aajonus Vonderplanitz
was a grifter