nigga you gonna die

>>21982519
nigga you gonna die

I won't join the wiggers

>>21982547
I wish

>>21982519
nigga you got good taste

what's wrong with freshly baked authentic German bread with locally sourced German pork sausage and imported Dutch cheese?

>>21982547
You mean die pizza salami?
Yea he indeed.

>>21982589
They use the cheapest shit ingredients. And it's prepared by a minimum wage supermarket worker.

>>21982589
Everything you listed this is not. The bread is full of addictives. The cheese is mostly palm fat and they cheap out on the salami.
I get one sometimes but please don't eat this crap every day

Fast Bites is a brand that makes frozen sandwiches. They're small so I can finish one in a sitting
>cheeseburger
>grilled, fried, or spicy fried chicken
>pork with barbecue sauce
>fish with something maybe
I can't find those last two, want to try them. Usually it's the cheeseburger or the grilled chicken.

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>>21982519
I made this for myself. I don't usually make it decorated like this. But I heard if it looks good, it tastes better. I don't how to feel about that statement. But I guess? Sure?
This is spiced rice, with these fish sticks for kids (they were on sale and I like fish overall), on some leafy salad, one diced cherry tomato and some slices of cucumber. And in the corner is a bit of honey mustard. Covered on sesame seeds and a bit of grated cheddar. Its was really good

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>>21982519
The classic office sandwich.

>>21984417
Get naked

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>>21982519
pizza rolls

>>21984417
you fool, you took the best bite first. you have to save it for last

>>21982547
is that a threat?

>>21984417
Protip: put anything wet like tomato in a separate plastic bag and reassemble just before eating so the bread doesn't become soggy
God I hate soggy bread

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People always say my office smells nice after lunch

>>21984571
I fully understand why. But ramen has tons of sodium. Be careful

>>21982547
>>21982565
It's a good thing I'm not that black gentleman these anons mentioned. Phew!

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>>21984579
It's okay, I'm a slime IRL.

For me? It's the humble peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
>What are you a kid??
No, I'm just not fuckin' retarded. PB&J is the best sandwich for every travel situation and provides enough nutrition if made in real bread and sugar for that energy kick to finish the day.
Plus it's cheap as fuck to make, won't get soggy, doesn't require refrigeration, and won't give you cancer immediately like constantly eating cold cuts will.

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>>21987437
based

>>21987437
How immediately are we talking? I've been eating cold cuts for decades

>>21984469
What this needs is a big old squirt of ranch, enough to double the calories.

>>21982519
Work?
>>21982547
>>21982565
So will you, and everyone.

>>21984469
Cute kitty! :3

>>21985962
this photo has activated my internal pedo alarms