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>wettens your burger for zero upside
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>>21983879
Pat them with a paper towel
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Yeah, it's a bit redundant if you're putting ketchup on. Sometimes you want a salad on your burger though.
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>>21983919
What if I'm not the one making the burger? How can I trust that the burgermeister will sufficiently pat the tomatoes? Why are tomatoes a default topping on burgers when they are a net negative to the final product???
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>>21983879
I don't really care for tomatoes on a burger, but funnily I like them on most other types of sandwich
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>>21983960
same vibe as picrelated
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>>21983920
>Sometimes you want a salad on your burger though.
transformer hands typed this post
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>>21983920
already done by the lettuce pickles and onion.
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>>21983879
I'm sorry your American tomatoes taste like crunchy water.
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>>21983879
American trash deserves American food
You get what you get
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>>21984092
>>21984124
This America bashing is starting to make me really depressed

I'm sorry for being a American okay?
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Apparently you've never had a homegrown tomato in the Summer when tomatoes taste good.
Many people have never tasted what tomatoes are supposed to be.
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>>21984216
You may redeem yourself by never again posting about America-only problems. Always assume any issue is caused by your country's 3rd world food health and safety standards.
Also grow your own vegetables, they're tastier.
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>>21984230
get off my board faggot
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>>21984240
"Your" board?
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>>21983879
Kys for having shit taste
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>>21983879
another american filtered by the tasty 'mato
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>>21983879
>tomatoes le bad
/ck/ trolling has really fallen off in the last couple years
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>>21984249
*You're
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>>21984283
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>>21984264
tomatoes suck and anyone who likes them is gay
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>>21984642
>he hasn't had a good tomato
tomatoes you get at fast food joints suck ass and I don't blame anyone for hating them but thinking all tomatoes are like that is low IQ behavior. if you've never had a nice heirloom tomato fresh from the garden you are truly missing out.
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>>21983879
99.999% of tomatoes that are put on a burger are complete garbage. I started growing my own and the difference is night and day. I can never eat a store bought, or restaurant tomato ever again.
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>>21984642
you hate tomatoes because you have only ever had shitty artificially ripened bland garbage tomatoes. grow your own. even the best store bought tomatoes are a pale imitation of the real thing.
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>>21984924
hello adam ragusea
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Tomatoes add a refreshing contrast to the greasy/saltiness of the burger. The problen is some people fail at topping order.
Lettuce creates a barrier. Then the tomato goes on. Then a slice of onion to keep the tomato from soiling the bun.
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cut them really thin
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>>21983879
In parts of Australia they use beetroot instead.
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>>21984854
feces you get from the toilet bowl suck ass and I don't blame anyone for hating them but thinking all poops are like that is low IQ behavior. if you've never had a nice shit straight from the ass you are truly missing out.
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>poop analogy
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>>21985093
What do you mean you don't want poop on your sandwich? Here, I'm gonna give you lots and lots of poop.
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tomatoes are disgusting. even when cooked and loaded with garlic and sugar.
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The problem is that the hamburger slides over on the lubricating surface of the tomato.
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>>21985093
>food analogy
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>>21983879
you're using the wrong tomatoes.
You need a precisely 3/8th inch thick beefsteak tomato.
Skip the lettuce
Breaded mushrooms or pickles
One 3/8 inch thick slab of red onion or french fried onions, i don't care.
swiss cheese
if you put mayo on my burger i will hunt you down
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for me, it's bread lettuce patty cheese bacon/shrooms/onion-rings/jalapeno-poppers tomato bread
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For the best tomatoes on burgers while cooking at home, i usually halve the tomatoes and scoop out the seeds and slimy bits with a spoon.
Then you get the best part of the tomato and none of the wetness.
Also do this for bruscetta.
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>>21984230
say that to my face, pussy.
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>>21986140
that would require meeting you in person, I don't think I could handle the shock of seeing your ugly face.
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>put half of tomato in container for later
>next time you open it smells like a rotten fart
>i am now somehow meant to put this in my mouth
don't hate 'matos but that is the worst thing about them
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>>21983879
stop using store-bought tomatoes.
grow your own or get some grown by a neighbour or from the farmer's market.
it makes such a difference, its night and day.
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>>21989559
Oh no no. That's a really poor attempt. It's like a 7 year old has made it. Must do better. Delete the post and don't post again until it's at least satisfactory.

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