>>21984503
Oi m8 that be a fruity tooty round 'n sour
Like when I go down to the pub and order a tenner of Stella while watching some footie on the telly
Gets me right knackered when the keeper loses the script and basically me whole club starts playing like shite

>>21984503
Same reason we don't call Clementines or Tangerines Mandarins either you fucking pillock.

>>21984513
is that even english?

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>>21984513

Satsuma is a subtype of mandarin

>>21984513
I'm from England and I say this

ITT: People fail to understand hybridization.

>>21984513
>>21984551
No Englander would say
>go down to the pub
They would say
>go down the pub

Nor would they buy a pint and refer to it as
>a tenner of Stella

Fucking fake cunts.

>>21984551
Oh hello uncle

>>21984562
Why are you helping the pathetic cunt improve his gay larp?

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They actually call it a فاكهة الماندرين

>>21984580
Haha... Oh 0.6% Arabic. I'm sorry Tyquanshay Lopez

>>21984580
Gesundheit

>>21984517
This. How stupid is op

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>>21984503
It's not only the Brits, Louisiana has satsumas.

>>21984503
why do they call their language "english" when it's been "american" since 1783?

It's so strange getting into linguistics with Americans. They're like children.

>>21984602
Who's ye callin a children, eh?
I oughtta willy wop yer block back to Piccadilly Square ya wanker. Tell that the King get right chuffed m8 up the RA

very cringy lot those yanks

>>21984503
It's in honour of Satsuma Mistubashimoto who introduced us to them when Arthur Clarke sailed to Japan for the first time and landed in Kyushu. Their clan was famous for wonderful oranges and we traded for them.

>>21984503
Russian spotted.

>>21984503
I expect when you say British, you actually mean "briddish".

Types of Mandarin oranges in Briddan:
Satsuma
Tangerine
Clementine
Tangelo

Types of Mandarin oranges where you're from:
Mandarin

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Satsumas are a separate cultivar.

>>21984599
Yeah ok but they're satsumas. Not mandarins.

>>21984708
Don't upset the Americans, they get very stroppy.

It's not their fault they are a bit dim, give them some slack.
They also think sweet potatoes are called Yams?

They are like little children who still believe in Santa Claus, just nod your head at them and smile.

>>21984751
They do seem to have this inherent childish naivety and bewilderment. Astonishes me sometimes.

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>>21984533
>>21984533
>>21984533
if you go to bongland, whatever you do... DO NOT accidentally say "berries and cream".
Just trust me on this.

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>>21984717
>>21984717
>>21984717
>Shiranui mandarins have giant nipples on top of them

what the fuck did japan mean by this

>>21985012
Do Americans have heart attacks because bongs have fresh fruit?

>>21985012
His Wikipedia article is as tragic as it is predictable.

>>21984517
nobody except england knows what pillock means you fuckin sillynanny faggot