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Justify this being called a "burger"
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>>21984530
These two images are the same meal.
Only one triggers you
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>>21984530
Who are we to argue with a King?
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>>21984669
Cry ab it.
4chan wouldn't let me upload the "reasonable resolution image" for whatever reason.
Since you feel so denied, here's a link to the original image:
https://essential-japan.com/news/burger-king-japan-ditches-bread-for-n ew-pickle-heavy-pickleball-burger/
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>>21984699
I'm not >>21984614
You got rekt
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>>21984656
japan really is amazing
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>>21984784
I feel the same way. A slab of chicken (not ground up) called a burger irritates me. This is closer to a burger than that. It has the shape, the portability, the meat texture, and the ratio of a burger. I wouldn't order this but I allow it
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No. What defines a Salisbury steak is its extremely low fat content.
It was invented by some weird American prots that thought fat was the cause of all illness or some shit.
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>>21984997
no. salisbury steak has a unique taste. you could put a ground beef patty and a salisbury steak patty with the same low fat content next to each other and only one would be a salisbury steak: the salsibury steak.
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Kinda reminds me of the Ramenburger that Red Robins used to have.
They had some sort of deal where they'd sell it for a quarter if you were a college student or something.
It was decent. Probably wouldn't pay full price for it though.
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>>21985110
The buns were noodles fried into a mold.
IIRC, the toppings were a slaw, whiskey glaze, and fried pickles.
It managed to hold together. Stiffer than what I cared for, soft enough that it still did the job. Definitely worth trying at least once.
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>>21984667
> Salisbury steak is a burger patty served on a plate with gravy on it
Jollibee sells this as a "Burger Steak"
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>>21984614
They should have listened, but they didn't
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holy shit imagine getting filtered by the 4chan file upload, you couldn't pay me to admit that shit
you didn't just get filtered, you don't even know what happened and why you couldn't go through with the upload. fucking embarrassing
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yum
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we've gone too far
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>>21984530
you guys ever heard of japanophilia? it's a real thing, look it up. 4chan is obsessed with Japan for some reasons...
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>>21984550
>something approximating slices of bread
Goalposts were the greatest invention ever because you can make the dumbest motherfuckers look like they were right by moving them
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>>21986478
>I'm not wrong because google
Yeah OK bro
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>>21987246
Maybe thus is more your speed
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>>21984530
>1790 Yen
Get the fuck out of here, that would be like $20 adjusted for amerikan wages. The emperor should command every senior Japanese politician to cut open their belly on Shibuya Crossing for this outrage.
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>>21984685
No confusion or rage here. Those are two burger (ground beef) patties.
The confusion comes from eurotards who somehow think chicken constitutes being a burger. They just can't seem to get it through their tiny little stupid euro brains that a chicken sandwich and a burger are two entirely different things.
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>>21988096
hey turdwrangler, you still post here?
never forget you went on a wikipedia editing war campaign because I upset you on 4chan kek
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/21561659#p21568249
Remember how the page had to be protected because you were busy vandalising it to try and win arguments on 4chan and Reddit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chicken_burger#c-Strongwranglers-20 250903144500-Lectonar-2025090313080 0
Remember how you called it a le witchhunt because of your paranoid schizophrenia?
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Strongwranglers&o ldid=1313732915
Remember how you got PERMABANNED FROM EDITING WIKIPEDIA KEEEEEEEEK because of your shitfits?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Strongwrangler
It's still a Chicken Burger no matter how much you seethe KEK
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>>21988337
fixed link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Strongwranglers
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>>21988339
Take your meds schizo
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>>21988407
Just peruse the links, it is 100% real.
No schizophrenia here, aside from, and I quote:
>This world is awful and I have come to hate it deeply. An illogical group of jargon users. How awful.
>I'd rather drink poison and die as opposed to live in a world where your sort of logic is revered.
>Go on, ask Athens to kill me. I don't care. You're not a great person and never could be.
>Typical. This world.
>Your witch hunt has left me UNSATISFIED. MORE WEIGHT.
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>its real
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>>21988337
Chicken burger as a concept is dumb to me, but I have to respect the commitment continuously humiliating the other guy at all opportunities like a dutiful monk on a vigil
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>>21986099
I had a fried chicken sandwich with rice "buns" at some gook place. It does indeed fall right the fuck apart. I ended up eating it with a fork. It was tasty though.
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For you ingrates who never bothered learning a second language, it literally says "American" in the description.
This is not some "burger, JAPAN" meme--this is American culture, the Japanese way. And it's not the first time Japan has taken something of another culture and improved it tenfold (look up ikikata if you want to know why this is).
If you get a chance to try it, do it. Hell, go to Japan if you have to, there's a million other reasons to do that already. I haven't even tried the Pickleball yet, but I can assure you its worth it. Hell, it's a lot healthier than American style burgers so you'd probably even LOSE weight eating this every day combined with the amount of walking the Japanese do.
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>>21988341
>Won't the rice just fall apart when you try to bite it?
The amylopectin of the rice binds the patty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_rice_mortar
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>>21988976
I feel like if everything in between was very tender, like a ground beef patty and some cheese and sauce, then the two outside "buns" were browned the way some cultures do scorched rice, it could hold together fine enough and have a nice textural contrast. between crispy, fluffy, meaty, and cheesy.
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>>21988341
>Won't the rice just fall apart when you try to bite it?
Even regular asian rice can be just literally pressed together and it makes a fairly solid patty/lump.
The ones used in rice burger patties also have additional binding agents added as well.
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>>21984530
Ichi PIKKERRUBARRU BAHGAH Desu