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Justify this being called a "burger"
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well, it's a pickleball burger
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burgers right there in the name.
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>>21984530
it has patties of ground meat in between something approximating slices of bread
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>>21984530
>BURGER, JAPAN
8^(______)
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>>21984530
Taiwan airlines served a burger between rice 'bun' and it seemed from the wrapping it was a fastfood chain.
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>>21984530
These two images are the same meal.

Only one triggers you
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>>21984530
How do they fold the rice so it can be sticky enough to replicate a bun?
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>>21984574
The same way they make sushi rice
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>>21984530
it has burger patties.
i don't understand what you don't get about it.
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>>21984530
Who are we to argue with a King?
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>>21984530
>if we do this, autistic retards will seethe and give us free advertisement
>...
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>>21984530
Interesting pickle distribution
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>>21984530
is this thing promising 11 pickles?
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>>21984645
11 slices
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>>21984598
A Salisbury steak is a burger patty served on a plate with gravy on it
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>>21984614
People who post reasonable resolution images in 2026
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>>21984644
Fermented foods are a staple in Japan. Aka they cheap out because its fast food
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>>21984669
Cry ab it.
4chan wouldn't let me upload the "reasonable resolution image" for whatever reason.
Since you feel so denied, here's a link to the original image:
https://essential-japan.com/news/burger-king-japan-ditches-bread-for-new-pickle-heavy-pickleball-burger/
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>>21984530
More of a sandwich, I'd say.
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this confuses and enrages the gaijin
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>>21984682
Sorry you're so upset.
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>>21984690
Why does this one have sand in her mangina, she got rekt, should be at least saying sorry
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>>21984530
Based japan
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>>21984692
>>21984690
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>>21984695
>>21984692
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>>21984697
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>>21984699
I'm not >>21984614
You got rekt
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>>21984702
Sure thing Bud keep replying. Definitely shows you aren't upset
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Watch this, he's going to reply again because he can't let it go.
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>>21984706
said the criminal to the judge
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>>21984715
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>>21984645
11枚ピクルス, yes, 11 pickle slices
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>>21984530
There used to be a Korean burger place near me that had a burger with rice patty buns and I regret never trying it.
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>>21984746
>>21984656
japan really is amazing
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>>21984530
the heat of the rice grills the patties
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Burgers are defined by the groundmeat patty not the bun so I see absolutely nothing wrong with this image I'm an American by the way
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>>21984530
Any Germans in the house?
Let’s get it settled.
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>>21984784
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>>21984802
i don't get it
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>>21984807
Ok
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>>21984784
I feel the same way. A slab of chicken (not ground up) called a burger irritates me. This is closer to a burger than that. It has the shape, the portability, the meat texture, and the ratio of a burger. I wouldn't order this but I allow it
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>>21984530
I have never had a good rice burger. The rice is always too dense.
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>>21984530
I have never had a good rice burger. The rice "bun" is always too dense.
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>>21984784
based and correct
everyone seems to understand this concept except eurotards who still desperately try to claim that a "chicken burger" is a real thing
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>>21984702
You're busted buster!
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>>21984667
incorrect as a salisbury steak has a specific seasoning and binding agents.
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>>21984667
>>21984963
No. What defines a Salisbury steak is its extremely low fat content.
It was invented by some weird American prots that thought fat was the cause of all illness or some shit.
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>>21984614
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>>21984574
The heat of the beef shapes the rice :)
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>>21984963
>specific seasoning and binding agents
So does a hamburg steak.
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>>21984997
no. salisbury steak has a unique taste. you could put a ground beef patty and a salisbury steak patty with the same low fat content next to each other and only one would be a salisbury steak: the salsibury steak.
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Kinda reminds me of the Ramenburger that Red Robins used to have.
They had some sort of deal where they'd sell it for a quarter if you were a college student or something.

It was decent. Probably wouldn't pay full price for it though.
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>>21985101
what the hell?
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>>21984530
no
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>>21984784
yep
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>>21984530
who gives a shit. it's not that serious, nobody likes a pedantic bitch
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>>21985110
The buns were noodles fried into a mold.
IIRC, the toppings were a slaw, whiskey glaze, and fried pickles.
It managed to hold together. Stiffer than what I cared for, soft enough that it still did the job. Definitely worth trying at least once.
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>>21984667
> Salisbury steak is a burger patty served on a plate with gravy on it
Jollibee sells this as a "Burger Steak"
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>>21985289
I believe that's closer to the german dish that inspired the hamburger.
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>>21984530
You are supposed to throw the rice away, it's only there to slow down fermentation of the pickled beef patty
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>>21985289
that's some sad looking shit right there
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>>21984614
They should have listened, but they didn't
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>>21984963
It's a burger patty. The seasoning is totally irrelevant. Also, your contention is incorrect. There's no specific seasoning.
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>>21984570
Underrated post.
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>>21984530
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>>21984682
holy shit imagine getting filtered by the 4chan file upload, you couldn't pay me to admit that shit
you didn't just get filtered, you don't even know what happened and why you couldn't go through with the upload. fucking embarrassing
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yum
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we've gone too far
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>>21984530
how do you even eat this
wouldn't the rice just crumble away first bite or hell even just picking it up
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>>21984570
Looks good. I would put in some chipotle sauce though.
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>>21986099
Have you ever had sushi anon
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>>21986105
more like pseudshi amirite friendo?
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>>21986106
Ok
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>>21986108
Guy? Guy? C'mon now...
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>>21986114
Ok
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>>21986118
Buddy I'm sorry. I didn't know how much it meant to you. I was being a tool my friend and I regret it. Pal.
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>>21986125
Ok
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>>21984530
you guys ever heard of japanophilia? it's a real thing, look it up. 4chan is obsessed with Japan for some reasons...
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Arguing about food semantics is beyond embarrassing. The fact that this thread is still up really shows how little respect the moderators have for this board.
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>>21986160
Americans keep on blowing the fuck out the bun defines the burger argument, and you just can't handle it
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>>21985614
>your contention is incorrect. There's no specific seasoning
google ai (which is now the world standard for info) proves me right.
simple as.
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>>21986156
I still wonder if the guy got in trouble for that photo.
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>>21984530
This is just onigiri in the shape of a hamburger.
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The gaijin mind cannot comprehend this
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>>21984550
>something approximating slices of bread
Goalposts were the greatest invention ever because you can make the dumbest motherfuckers look like they were right by moving them
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>>21986478
>I'm not wrong because google
Yeah OK bro
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>>21986602
looks like a burger intended for butch lesbians
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>>21984530
Remove the lettuce and I would eat the shit out of that, maybe add some tomato sauce or a very small amount of soy sauce
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>>21987234
Wait i'm retarded those aren't lettuce
Still needs to go, if it's green of it my burgers must be clean
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>>21987234
>>21987236
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>>21987150
Wow you really got him with that issue they fixed years ago
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>>21987246
Maybe thus is more your speed
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>>21984530
>1790 Yen
Get the fuck out of here, that would be like $20 adjusted for amerikan wages. The emperor should command every senior Japanese politician to cut open their belly on Shibuya Crossing for this outrage.
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>>21984685
No confusion or rage here. Those are two burger (ground beef) patties.
The confusion comes from eurotards who somehow think chicken constitutes being a burger. They just can't seem to get it through their tiny little stupid euro brains that a chicken sandwich and a burger are two entirely different things.
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>>21987257
>what us
>today is date
good
morning
saar
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>>21988096
hey turdwrangler, you still post here?
never forget you went on a wikipedia editing war campaign because I upset you on 4chan kek
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/21561659#p21568249
Remember how the page had to be protected because you were busy vandalising it to try and win arguments on 4chan and Reddit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chicken_burger#c-Strongwranglers-20250903144500-Lectonar-20250903130800
Remember how you called it a le witchhunt because of your paranoid schizophrenia?
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Strongwranglers&oldid=1313732915
Remember how you got PERMABANNED FROM EDITING WIKIPEDIA KEEEEEEEEK because of your shitfits?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Strongwrangler

It's still a Chicken Burger no matter how much you seethe KEK
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>>21988337
fixed link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Strongwranglers
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>>21984685
I am both confused and enraged. Won't the rice just fall apart when you try to bite it? The carb/meat ratio is all off too, moar bun is required.
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>>21984530
>mince patties, non-trad bun
i'll allow it
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>>21988337
>>21988339
Take your meds schizo
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>>21988407
Just peruse the links, it is 100% real.
No schizophrenia here, aside from, and I quote:
>This world is awful and I have come to hate it deeply. An illogical group of jargon users. How awful.
>I'd rather drink poison and die as opposed to live in a world where your sort of logic is revered.
>Go on, ask Athens to kill me. I don't care. You're not a great person and never could be.
>Typical. This world.
>Your witch hunt has left me UNSATISFIED. MORE WEIGHT.
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>>21988453
Shut the fuck up, stupid. This board has constant debates about the burger vs. sandwich. No one here cares about your gay Wikipedia crush.
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>>21988482
Hello SucksWangler
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looks tasty ngl, dont knock it till u try it
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>>21986836
man i bet that would go over really well on reddit.
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>>21988453
>its real
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>>21988533
I'm sure you'd know, pipsqueak
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>>21988337
Chicken burger as a concept is dumb to me, but I have to respect the commitment continuously humiliating the other guy at all opportunities like a dutiful monk on a vigil
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>>21988937
Narrow, secular minds struggle with most things
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>>21986099
I had a fried chicken sandwich with rice "buns" at some gook place. It does indeed fall right the fuck apart. I ended up eating it with a fork. It was tasty though.
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>>21988976
Man those buns look grim
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For you ingrates who never bothered learning a second language, it literally says "American" in the description.

This is not some "burger, JAPAN" meme--this is American culture, the Japanese way. And it's not the first time Japan has taken something of another culture and improved it tenfold (look up ikikata if you want to know why this is).

If you get a chance to try it, do it. Hell, go to Japan if you have to, there's a million other reasons to do that already. I haven't even tried the Pickleball yet, but I can assure you its worth it. Hell, it's a lot healthier than American style burgers so you'd probably even LOSE weight eating this every day combined with the amount of walking the Japanese do.
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>>21984570
Both seem unappealing to me. Rice and cucumbers are shit together
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>>21989058
To each his own
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>>21989048
Weebs can't troll
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>>21988341
>Won't the rice just fall apart when you try to bite it?
The amylopectin of the rice binds the patty.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sticky_rice_mortar
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>>21986836
You asked for a justification. Now you have it.
Doesn't mean you'll be convinced.
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>>21988976
I feel like if everything in between was very tender, like a ground beef patty and some cheese and sauce, then the two outside "buns" were browned the way some cultures do scorched rice, it could hold together fine enough and have a nice textural contrast. between crispy, fluffy, meaty, and cheesy.
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>>21984530
It's on a bun and has a burger patty.
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No, it's a Riceger. but it's their culture tho
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>>21988337
>(you)
holy schizo batman
I'm not whoever this person is you are sperging out about. Just saying it's called a chicken sandwich. Chicken burger is incorrect. simple as
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>>21989058
nah the malaysians and vietnamese do it right. you need grilled meat, fish sauce, and lots of chili and vinegar
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>>21984530
>justify this

>regular burger
Meat wedged between two starches.
>this burger
Meat wedged between two starches.
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>>21988341
>Won't the rice just fall apart when you try to bite it?
Even regular asian rice can be just literally pressed together and it makes a fairly solid patty/lump.
The ones used in rice burger patties also have additional binding agents added as well.
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>>21984530
$12?!?
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>>21984570
those cucumbers aren't pickled
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>>21989718
>Chicken Cordon bleu is a burger
>dumplings are a burger
>calzones are a burger
>corndogs
Try again
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>>21989990
You dont know that
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>>21984530
Ichi PIKKERRUBARRU BAHGAH Desu

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