>>21985392
no hacks, no frills, just the analysis.

>>21985392
This is retarded and also what kind of subhuman eats the hard bit of old cheese stuck in the nozzle?

>>21985392
that's like $3 of cheese on one cracker. i cant abide this level of vanity.

>>21985400
Use another cracker and make a cheese sandwich

>>21985392
amazing
actually kind of along a similar line if i'm in a bbq place that has the plastic squeeze bottles of sauce i'll jam the tip into my cornbread and fill er up

No Fuss Peanut Butter Cups!
>1 Jar/16 oz PB
>1 can/16 oz chocolate frosting
Substitute baking cups for a serving spoon and eat in bed.

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Luv me sum cheese wow

>>21985449
>Long day at work
>Come home and eat some Cheese Wow
Simple as

>>21985392
this is proof that we live in a simulation

plain unsweetened greek yogurt + sucralose powder
amazing

>>21985489
my nigga, makes that shit palatable without adding any calories from sugar

>>21985403
I'll use your dad's ass and make a bitch fuckwich

Invent new sandwitches with pop tarts

>>21985489
fucking gay

>>21985403
The package only had one cracker though

>>21985406
>cornbread with a BLAST of BBQ sauce in the center!
Kek

>>21985406
you have no idea where the tips of those squeeze bottles have been

>>21985392
You can make a grilled cheese in the oven. 275 for about 10 minutes. Assemble the sandwich while the oven preheats then toss it in there. No need to wait for the oven to fully preheat.

>>21985661
someone been crammin sauce prolly

>>21985392
Cheese turban

>>21985392
Now explain to me why i would want to do that

>>21985826
Why explain it? S'cool.

>>21985392
Corn chips and spreadable goat cheese.

>>21985392
>do this
>cracker shatters
this is also too much cheese on the cracker.

>>21985664
that's a toasted cheese, anon.

>>21985895
Do not try and squeeze the nozzle through the cracker. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There is no cracker.
Then you'll see, that it is not the cracker that shatters, it is only yourself.

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>>21985665
Up their bum

>>21985898
Wrong. I place the uncooked sandwich directly on the grill in my oven, therefore a grilled cheese more true to the name than ANYTHING made on a pan.

>>21985392
that's not a hack it's retarded.

>>21985664
that is not a grilled cheese sandwich it is a dried out sad approximation of a grilled cheese sandwich.

>>21985664
I'm the laziest person on earth yet I've never thought making a grilled cheese needs a shortcut

grilled cheese is best made with mayo on the outside

>>21985392
You can use spray cheese to fix swiss cheese

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>hacks

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>>21985664
The butter won't properly brown that way. The whole point of grilled cheese is that fucking golden brown buttered crispy bread with the inside soft.

I love cheesetoast as much as the next guy, but it's completely different than a grilled cheese sandwich and you know this, man.

>>21985664
>>21985898
>>21986557
>>21986584
>>21986699
Just put your toaster on it's side or get a toaster oven. As long as you make sure the butter goes all the way to the edge of the bread you can brown the buttered side without burning it.

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>>21985392
if you ever suffer from constipation just make a bowl of mac and cheese and put 2 small packs of habanero powder, the shits will be legendary

>>21986707
No. The butter goes on the opposite side of the bread than the cheese. The toaster on its side is unfit for that. You never put butter inside a toaster, even if you're careful.

A toaster oven means you're still opening it up and flipping it over and adding the cheese and at that point you should just have used a pan. If you don't use a pan or a griddle or some direct surface contact method, you're eating something other than a grilled cheese sandwich.

>>21986713
As long as the buttered side is coated to the edges a toaster oven will actually give a nicer browning done right. Even browning instead of just blackened where it touches the griddle. DESU I have never used the sideways toaster trick but none of my friends have burned down their houses or smoked out their kitchens doing it. I would worry more about the cheese making a mess.

>Fastest thread on /ck/ in years
>Grilled cheese autism

>>21986734
Again, it's not a grilled cheese. Are you assembling the sandwich and buttering the outside and putting it in the toaster oven? Do you even understand what a grilled cheese is?

You can't make one in a toaster oven. It's not the same. You'd have to heat a cooking surface in there and then place your buttered bread directly on it to get the same effect. It would take longer and be more of a hassle than the pan at that point.

You're talking about something else entirely. It's not "nicer", it's another sandwich.

>>21986740
My toaster oven came with a griddle, I bought quarter sheet pans for it, and it allows adjusting the top and bottom elements independently. Fine, it isn't really a grilled cheese. Toasting buttered bread with cheese on top beats using the griddle or pan. The flat top at work doesn't even make make grilled cheese as good as that.

>>21986699
Incorrect and that a pan fried cheesewich. Zero grill zero grilled cheese.

>>21986584
SKILL ISSUE.

>>21986645
It doesn't dirty a pan. You should do it if you are truely lazy. The best part is the consistency. You keep the overall thickness the same and you'll always get a premium grilled cheese sandwich.

>>21985392
Thanks, OP, I hadn't seen that one in years.

>>21985826
Why WOULDN'T you want to do that?

>>21986709
Where do you find habanero powder?

>>21987063
nta but I buy my peppers powders and fresh peppers on ghostpepper.ca (I'm in leafland)

>>21987073
i went to check this out since im a leaf too and the smallest order i saw was 10lbs, how much fuckin pepper are you using anon

>>21986709
Or just drink apple juice. Does the job more than perfectly without making you fat in the process.

>>21985399
this

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If you cram food up your ass, you can enjoy shitting it out without the annoying eating and digesting part!

>>21987104
There's a 4oz (whatever that is in real units but it's a lot smaller than 10 lb for sure) option though?

>>21987104
yeah they're a wholesale "premium" ultra-hot pepper supplier. Their pricing reflects that, you can get much cheaper options if you shop around a lil.

>>21987726
didn't consider this. Thank you Anon.

>>21985392
poprocks+sourskittles+soda
consume all at the same time
its a physics experiment inside your mouth that tastes good

>>21985449
>distorting reality just with his presence
Is it possible tο learn this power?

>>21985934
Underrated cheez head post

>>21988419
SUGAR

>>21985392
now you just have to find someone to eat that shit

>>21989414
its more than just sugar.
its a reaction in your mouith.

>>21989473
You're not a scientist. You're fat manchild cunt

>>21989476
You sound miserable as hell like you're dying