>>21986560
I don't know, maybe because carbs on carbs and it's wank. But this will do the job of winding up the squinty eyed naive fat cunts from... you know where

>>21986560
>barm
do brits really make bread with beer fermentation byproducts?

>>21986570
I'd probably keep my nose out if I were you Corey

>>21986564
>carbs on carbs
Shut up you boring cunt

>>21986599
It's not good. I don't know why it would be. I eat a shitload of carbs so I'm not some keto schizo. I suppose you're a chip butty, crisp sandwich type of person. All I can say is that I can afford meat, so I'd much rather meat in the middle of my sanger / roll or whatever else. Stick to your pov lunches, yummy pie in between bread. You fat wasteman cuck. "om nom nom it tastes great". Yep, if you're having to make do

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>>21986560
What about a pie sarny or salad cream butty? This is Jim E Brown food territory.

>>21986606
>blah blah blah i hate regional cuisine because it's not MY regional cuisine
do you really think this makes you interesting?

>>21986599
What possible benefit is there to adding bread to a pie

>>21986636
what possible benefit is there to you sucking so many cocks?

>>21986637
lets say you charge $20 for a sloppy toppy. and lets say (conservatively) that you do 10 of em everyday, that's $200 every. single. day. now lets say you a hard worker and you grind 7 days a week, well son, that's $1400. imagine all you can do with $1400.

>>21986606
flaky pastry pie between two semisoft buns with some kind of coleslaw or some gravy. It's good, i've tried jamaican patty with slaw in a bun and it was actually great. Pie just needs to be flavoured enough i guess.
t. gook leaf

>>21986560
also known as a wigan kebab

>>21986560
FOKKIN LUSH THAT CHEERS

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>>21986560
it beats the alternative i guess

>>21986701
Smack bum, pee wet. That is how Chief Wigan does it.

Sometimes I want to defend english food because it’s not as bad as people say and then you realize these snaggle toothed paki lovers are probably the most humourless people on the planet next to canadians, so then I let it slide

Only a fucking BAKERY would suggest such a retarded notion. lol

It's probably a joke. It looks like a joke. Only a bakery would benefit from such a silly concoction.

>>21986701
Because it seems like something they'd eat in "The Road to Wigan Pier"?
Disgusting food stories in that book. Those coal miners lived miserable lives.

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>>21986763
how does it feel to be so confidently and shamelessly ignorant

>>21986606
I like the texture of rice in a burrito

That shit would never fly in any civilised pie eating society.

>>21986634
Kin ell. Northern bastards get real uppity. They're worse than posh cunts

>>21986634
>you have to pretend to like objective garbage because of muh regional identity with vague pretences of politically correct pandering to cultural minorities.
you're so fucking dishonest it's disgusting. Do better, shit eating faggot.

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People need to understand that this "barm pie" nonsense is relegated almost entirely to the north of England and the vast majority of us normal southerners eat real food not carbslop.

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The north must be expunged from the rest of the continent.

>>21986564
>carbs on carbs

Whenever you hear this you know you're dealing with an imbecile.

>>21987221
Whenever you see someone lash out like this, you know they're a fat cunt who's sensitive about it

>>21987184
yeah I know these types
>ee yerra fookin southern ponce / poofter
you say something
>ee how fookin dare thee insult the north yerra fookin snob
right up their own arsehole

>>21986560
>no question mark at the end of a question
Brought to you by the inventors of the language

>Cook pie
>Butter bread
>Mayo on one slice’chup on the other
>Top pie with fried egg
>Put between bread
>Live Laugh Love

>>21987241
It's a suggestion, not a question.

Brought to you by the inventors of the language.

>>21986766
they just like pies a lot, so they decided to stick one in a bun

>>21986834
Is it NOT a bakery offering this idea up? Can you not read? Where is this ignorance?
Why are you defending this carb abomination so hard?

>>21987213
>>21987218
>>21987229

I honestly hope some of you check this out. The first fifteen minutes are pure gold. What a disgusting life they lived in North England boarding houses near the coal mines. I wish I could write half as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VenejSIjvHs

>>21986570
isn't baker's yeast basically that? or at least it was traditionally.

>>21987269
shit i been on the road to wigger pier

>>21987269
Southerners have done nothing but beat, rob and abuse us Northerners. Personally I'd say it's time for separations. Or else...

>>21986560
Deep fry it and you're got a deal.

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>>21987213
>the vast majority of us normal southerners eat real food not carbslop.
sure you do

>>21987218
This isn't remotely accurate and whoever made it has clearly never been to the south west nor east anglia and I would wager is from Manchester.

>>21986714
>Canadians
>humourless
Nice bait

>>21987364
Baker's yeast is just yeast, barm is a mix of yeast, beer scums which is basically protein mixed with barley dust and whatever else that floats in the fermentation vessel and beer.

>>21987389
Silence northerner.

>>21987433
I'm Canadian and I've have noticed us become completely drained of actual, real humour over the past twenty years.
We're prissy little PC faggots who get our panties in a twist over anything

>>21987227
wow, you completely owned the guy he was replying to with that

>>21987481
are you from quebec? quebecers are some of the most toxic cunts I've ever met. always pissed off or in a hurry or both.

>>21987483
I obviously recognise the sarcasm, but like I need your approval anyway... no updoots here, you ghey qunt

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>>21986714
some boss scran that

>>21986714
>realize
>humourless
Who does this?

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>>21986560
>barm
>bap
>scuffler
do you bongs really need so many babby meme words for a fucking roll jesus christ control yourselves

>>21987651
Hoagie, sub, grinder, slider
>whoa my words are better than yours
You fucking jumped up little prick. Fuck your incorrectly snide demeanour.
>yeah but this means that
Fuck yourself you self-important little shit

>>21987671
Out of all the words combined "hoagie" is easily the most "babby"

>>21987651
>I'm confused by etymology and I don't have much education so I'm scared and I'll throw a tantrum

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>>21986560
pies are to be eaten with a knife and fork, not a bread roll.

>>21987671
friendly reminder: you've been speaking american since 1783.

>>21987671
Hoagie and sub are not synonyms for roll you brainlet, and slider is the entire mini burger not just the mini bun that might be considered a roll. I've never even fucking heard "grinder", but that's an entire sandwich as well. In short, you are retarded and couldn't even mald back correctly.

>>21987689
>fwiendly weminder
Grow up you little cunt. If you're the one I responded to, outline the reason for your linguistical bewilderment. Otherwise fuck off. I cannot comprehend how much of a fucking child you'd have to be to post such shit.

>ohhh OH he mad... he be mad (I love big black cocks) MM-mm

Inane, asinine dross that you post does wind me up. More fool me for responding? Yeah, but you've got to tell it how it is sometimes.

>>21987696
>Grow up you little cunt
eat shit, anon.
you lost the language when you lost the war, you insolent little peasant.

>>21987694
There you go... So you don't care that the names sound stupid, just that they aren't all the same. I called it. Some fucking faggot suddenly flipping out because I turned the tables.
>oh they're not all exactly the same so I'm going to "mald" about the differences like a screeching autistic little girl
What a little bitch:
>wahhhh these aren't synonyms this thing is that type of thing I haven't even heard of this wahhhhhhh
Pussy.

>>21987701
You got rekt and you're shitting your knickers.

>>21987694
Look at your tiny little mind
>god damn, the British are using words for things that are older than my big black cock loving, ebonics-using shithole country! I'm so insular and naive and generally stupid that I'm outraged by this and I need to make it known because I lash out when little things confuse my walnut brain! I'm malding but finna done tell him he be malding
>Uh y'all malding

>>21987708
you can't even make a grilled cheese.

>>21987213
Southerners eat cum because they're all puffs

>>21987783
*poofs

>>21987721
too far m8...

>>21986570
barm cake is another name for a bread roll depending on where you live in the UK

>>21987612
>this is what anglo canadians call a poutine
And these cultureless fuckers want to appropriate MY food???

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>>21986560
I prefer my pie with gravy.

>>21987227
I've never seen anyone besides Americans complain about carbs on carbs.

>>21986560
I just don't understand the point of this. What does the extra bread add to the experience of eating a pie? Is it JUST so you can slather it in that pea goop that bongs like? Cause I feel like you could just eat it with a fork and knife if that's really so important to you. As someone who likes to make pies I just feel like you could just wait until the pie is cool if you want to eat it with your hands too.

>>21990122
fookin

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>>21990122
Don't eat it mate, it has a necrosis

>>21987163
Potatoe chips on sandwiches is great too. Particularly Italian subs. Idk about pie though. I'd try it I guess

>>21986560
Needs more carbs. How can we do better here?

>>21987651
Imagine being done in by bread.

>>21990509
>Potatoe chips on sandwiches is great too.
True, but I don't know if I'd refer to crisps as carbs. A lot of their calories come from fat.

>>21986560
What a load of buggery