>>152657879
no, not really

>>152657879
Finally.

Formerly World War II

>>152657879
BART
I don't wanna alarm you...

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>b-b-but I didn't vote for this

I'm not dying for Isreal

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>>152658745
Then you know who you should've voted for . . .

it's gonna take more then that to start world war III

>>152657879
We've been in it for years

>>152659077
>you shouldn't have voted for the MAN who'd send you to die for Israel
>you should've voted for the WOMAN who'd send you to die for Israel

>>152659886
it's almost like the entire US government has been compromised for decades or something.

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>>152657879
its true what the fuck

>>152657879
>It's WWIII!
>FOR REAL THIS TIME!
I'm so tired of this retarded hyperbole. It was WWIII last week, and the month before that, and the year before that. Why do fuckers have to act like any show of force is the next World War?

>>152659959
Based retard

>>152659959
It just says that what's going on right now is a possible current flashpoint. It still says WWIII is just hypothetical at the moment.

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>>152657879
RIP OLD SMELLY NIGGA
FRIED ALL THE HAIRS ON HIS BEARD

>>152660203
DAMNIT BARRY!

>>152657879
Should we go out to get frosty chocolate milkshakes?

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THE AYATOLLAH THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER THAN AMERICA
FOR FIVE BUCKS STICK IT TO HIM IN STYLE

So, can they kill Putin next?
Or do they only invade countries withour WMDs?

>>152657879
Based

>>152661182
depends on if they're a threat to israel

>>152657879
at this point they should just vaporize the whole world and be done with it.

already? sweet
now when grampa tries to brag about being some war veteran just caue he was alive while it was happening I can just brag right back

>>152657879
5 MILLION REFUGEES TO EUROPE

>a cabal of pedophile-cannibal-warmongers got into power because their opponents were too busy inventing 150 new genders to stop them
i love where the world is going

I live somewhere that if nukes start flying, I'll get vaporized. Oh well.

>>152662937
I live in a town that produced arms decades ago, but there are likely still Cold War missiles pointing at us. Feels like a rip off.

>>152657879
>Lisa miserable at school because she can't believe what happened and thinks WW3 will break out
>Iranian students celebrating Khamenei dying a fiery death in the hallway around her

>>152657879
Homie's PJs look maaad comfy ngl

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>>152657879
>W...World War III?

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WAR IN HE MIDDLE EAST
GIVE IT UP FOR ANOTHER WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST

>>152657879
You muslims wish. Nobody is gonna get your backs here.

>>152661196
Cringe, actually...

>>152659959
I'm curious. When was the second world war retroactively labelled "World War 2?" The first world war was known as the Great War at the time, and only gained the moniker World War to compliment WW2. So what did they call WW2 when it was still being fought?

Remember when he said "no new wars"?

>>152667413
The War of Allied Aggression.

>>152667428
Yeah and there are no new wars
>buh buh all these military actions
You mean the ones that were one and done? Yeah that's not a war dumbass.

>>152667428
Is it really new if we've been at a forever war in the sandbox since Dubya?

>>152667440
>Waisting tax payer dollars on striking a foreign country when it's deeply unpopular totally doesn't count
Keep licking that boot, it's all you know at this point.

>>152667413
The Great War was renamed WW1 before the start of WW2. I guess people weren't that optimistic about things back then

>>152667452
Aw yes because wasting trillions on forever wars like BushBama was so much better? Or sending billions to Ukraine under Biden? The fact Trump can make a literal regime change happen in a matter of days while those last two fuckers couldn't shows how much was wasted when we could have just been using precision strikes to maintain influence.

>>152667480
It's adorable that you don't think this is going to go the same way as Iraq and Afghanistan. I can tell you're probably not older than 21.

>>152667491
>It's adorable that you don't think this is going to go the same way as Iraq and Afghanistan.
Because it isn't. Remember when Trump bombed Syria in his first term and retards like you kept saying "LOOK IT'S ANOTHER FOREVER WAR!" and nothing happened? Remember when you said that shit when Trump killed an Iranina General during his first term? Then you retards started crying "WWIII!" Just take the fucking L. Trump isn't getting into forever wars. The fact you can't see the difference leads me to believe you are either underage or fucking stupid

>>152667520
You Dear Leader lied to you again and you have no choice but to keep believing him. We ejected Sadam after a month of being there and we stayed for 2 decades.
Decapitation strikes do nothing.

>>152667480
Theodore Roosevelt famously said if he did things by the book and asked Congress about building the Panama Canal they would still be sitting around debating how to do it.

>>152667491
Maduro is chilling on a beach somewhere because he essentially just made a deal where the US finally buys their oil like he's been offering for a decade in exchange for a display of power. Trump didn't even get his puppet opposition party into power

>>152663417
A lot of Americans would be pretty happy if Trump got blown to pieces. That doesn't mean it'd be good for America

>>152667535
Hey anon when was Venezuela occupied by the US? Oh right that didn't happen. Stop comparing shit that isn't remotely similar.

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>>152667520
>Trump isn't getting into forever wars.
Even if you choose to believe nothing will come out of this he's still forced us into a cold war with China, one where nearly every other first-world country is against us.
Take a look at picrel. These are the countries the USA is in company with now.

>>152667602
>forced us into a cold war with China,
Anon we've been in a cold war with China for decades. China has been actively conspiring against the US and its allies for the better part of a century now. I'm honestly shocked you didn't know this and are acting like the US finally retaliating is a bad thing.

>>152667616
It's a good thing we retaliated by crippling our own economy without investing anything in local manufacturing and inspiring every other functional state to take their business to them!

>>152667636
You do realize the Chinese economy is completely reliant on the US right?
>They'll find other consumer economies
There aren't enough on earth to make up for us.

Also thanks for admitting China is a malignant tumor that should be retaliated against. I'm glad you aren't so stupid to not realize this.

>>152667413
rooty tooty point and shooty

>>152667658
>Also thanks for admitting China is a malignant tumor that should be retaliated against.
Yeah retard I sure would fucking hope we see the only other world superpower as a threat. If I were the president I'd be taking it a lot more seriously instead of trying to destroy our economy and waste time on retarded displays of power in foreign countries!

>You do realize the Chinese economy is completely reliant on the US right?
Then it seems like it'd be a layup to invest in local manufacturing to draw business away from them, right? Instead of just slapping on tarriffs that get passed down to the American consumer anyways, right?

According to Wikipedia, Khamenei's pronouns are now Was/Were.

>>152667713
>Instead of just slapping on tarriffs that get passed down to the American consumer anyways, right?
Honestly this, and the fucker keeps saying that the OTHER countries will pay for it. Surprise, no they aren't, and now he's being sued for it.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-faces-2-000-tariff-161014215.html
Of course the average joe isn't gonna see a dime of this. Fuck man.

>>152667440
>one and done

That's not happening here dumbshit. Not unless he just gives up and lets the regime put itself back together.

>>152667713
>He doesn't realize China has lost 30% of its foriegn oil supply because of these precision strikes.

>>152658044
no one said that

>>152668465
they did

>>152659886
>>152659918
Israel sure got lucky, they were the only country in the region the US could count on and both Democrats and Republicans had the same foreign policy so throwing money at both parties was easy

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Comics and Cartoons

>>152669344
It all boils down to manga

>>152669344
only horny posting and bad generals allowed

>>152657879
>pink pajamas
Is Homer a closet Homo?

>>152669344
Simpsons is cartoon

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>>152667413
pretty late but FDR was the one who called it ww2 in 1940 or so but it was probably informally called that by lesser known people or civies for a bit iirc

>>152667428
Remember when he told the truth about something?

Yeah, me neither.

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>>152667460
>Oh, you'll see.

>>152667413
sometime in the 40's, dunno when and who said it exactly though.
The war itself was more or less officially started as soon as Adolf entered Poland.

>>152667616
Yeah, Trump didn't really start any new conflicts, he just rolled back the facade that we were ever at peace.

>>152657879
Saying WW3 started with US striking Iran is like saying WW2 started with Pearl Harbor.
It's been on for a decade already.

>>152662110
tbf you could already have volunteered to fight isis in nigeria, or isis in Burkina faso, or isis in puntland or is-

>>152675791
I spit on those who say the teen seasons aren't funny

>>152667413
I mean the war itself is a direct sequel to the Great War

>>152678251
there are a few moments i guess

Excellent work Donald! Those Iranians were 2 weeks away from making their very own nukes! Glad you stopped them in the nick of time!

>>152679453
Nukes or no nukes. They were the biggest paypig simps for terror groups around the world.
Should've firebombed that retarded old fucker years ago. I hope he enjoys 72 demons having their way with him in the dark cesspits

>>152657879
Oddly enough, this WAS on my 2026 Bingo card...

>>152669344
What about 'em?

>>152657879
I gotta hurry up and read my last comic.

>>152679621
Really.

>>152680274
shit, war in the middle east was on your bingo card?
what else? christmas falling on the 25th of december?