Ever heard of bears?

>>152658204
Pete is a cat, not a bear.

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>>152658120
The LGBTs have a huge amount of furries within their little degenerate subculture, so it's not a coincidence that many faggots are actual furfags IRL.

>>152658120
how did he land such a smokin hot wife?

>>152658120
Furries have low standards and low IQ. That's why 4chan of old drove them out.

>>152658293
Confidence, and a huge cock.

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>>152658120
>POSTED IT AGAIN AWARD
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%22tub%20of%20lard%20find%22/

>>152658120
You made this thread at least 5 times fuck off. I'm a Petefag but I hate ritual posting schizo faggots. Enjoy your twink death you fuck.

>>152658293
Because they're both cats. They knew each other in high school. Peg was a cheerleader, & Pete was probably on the American football team, so Pete being a jock in high school gave him access to Peg's cheerleading pussy.

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>>152658293
Goofy was unavailable

Gay furry degenerates (but I repeat myself) have daddy issues and extremely low self-esteem so they latch onto the first fat hairy authority figure they can find.

Self-inserters

>>152658325
lol
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/oTekyP8gL-fk5yZ8MWA3iw/

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>>152658343
>I'm a Petefag
Prove it. Post your Pete stash folder.

>>152658360
Peg & Pete never divorced. Goofy never hooked up with Peg either. He was already with another girl (as seen in the 1950s shorts). It was implied in both films that Peg & Pistol were seeing their relatives at the time of both films. The idea of Peg divorcing Pete is a fan theory.

>>152658555
I wanna see em both jizz themselves

>>152658612
Nobody said anything about divorce Pete, just that your boy is a cuck.

>>152658669
Cope & seethe, furfag. Considering how Goofy never fucked Peg & how they were still together during both films when Max was adult, I'd say Goofy was the one that got cucked.

https://youtu.be/vpRCN7HFeso?si=uGf3KYTEZIZhnsH1

>>152658120
They remind them of the uncles that molested them.

>>152658293
>…kicked the bucket…

>>152658293
They met in high school, Peg probably just has a thing for fat guys, and Pete's extremely self-confident. It's really not that out-there.

>>152658783
Hit the nerve huh

>>152658258
He was a bear, a century ago.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hSi9t79HAbk

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FUARK.....

*eyes pop out

THIS FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GOES HOME TO *THIS* EVERY NIGHT!?!?!?!?

*tongue rolls out like the red carpet*

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>>152658293
Who knows? But one thing's for sure, whatever the secret is, it's definitely genetic.

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>>152658555
A little unrelated but I paid a commission for the guy who drew your pic related, Lovkuma, a while ago.

Lovely artist. Pretty much just one con is he's got to open his commissions only every blue moon to placate his demand.

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>>152658120
They’re called bears because fat hairy gay guys were so into each other they needed a name for it

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I like other fatties too, not just Pete

>>152658293
>how did he land such a smokin hot wife?

Pete was in better shape and popular in high school. He is also assertive and stupid, which teen girls eat up.

Peg might have wanted to fuck goofy, but he was clueless and dated someone else

>>152662963
>Pete was in better shape and popular in high school.

Thinking back, both Goof and Pete were popular in high school. They knew each other because of that. That and goofy being on the cheer squad. Pete has a long history of tolerating Goof because they are in the same circle.

They never really explain if goofs wife was on the chear squad too, but one can only assume.

>>152658120
same way you did

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>>152658293
It's pretty obvious how for various reasons.

>>152658612
>It was implied in both films that Peg & Pistol were seeing their relatives at the time of both films

Why are you making things up?

>>152665015
Belly...

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after goofy turned down his offer to become the bull pete has turned his sights on max

at first peg was hesitant but eventually she agreed.
the next part of his plan is to invite max to be caretake of a beach home during spring break. the offer of some money and the proximity to the beach would be enough. then "coincidentally" peg would visit and strut around with her new set of bikinis

the whole house has been rigged with hidden cameras already. the little goof wont know what hit him

>>152658293
>Strong
>Large
>confident
>played ball
The fat doesn't matter, he was a tank

>>152658120
Faggots love fatties

>>152658293
Didn't he own a car dealership? He's basically royalty

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>>152659664
Peg actually wanted Goofy, she settled for Pete because Goofy isn't really good at getting hints

>>152666230
Spotted the obese man. Go get /fit/, plap plap plap, go get /fit/.

>>152658120
... just look at him

>>152658120
Nonexistent standards.

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>>152659882
PJ won and I'm happy for him.

>>152660781
Uncensored version anywhere?

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>>152668406
I think both PJ and Max won in the end.

>>152658120
are you implying fags have standards

bump

>>152658120
Pete looks sleazy as fuck which is a turn on to gays with daddy issues

bump

>>152659405
The real answer.

Pete's belly.

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>>152658360
So was Minnie, tho he tried

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Is it weird that I tend to love fat villains with Pete being one of my favorites but don't find him attractive in the slightest DESPITE finding SOME fat characters attractive with none of them being villains?

>>152676438
And Pete's feet.