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Of course, I slept in my full Hawaiian shirt, because if she catches a glimpse of my bare body, she'll find out that I'm overweight and she might not like me anymore. It's just like when you get out the swimming pool and you pull the front of your shirt like ''shlorp'' so it doesn't cling unsexily to your flab chest.
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>>152659589
If he puts his dick in her, that would count as wearing her, so she will turn into a hawaiian shirt and end this arc.
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Is this the most sexual joke Ronnie has made?
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>>152659589
>Ronnie is completely innocent
>His GF is a pervert
RONNIE GET OUT OF THERE YOU HAVE TO PRESERVE YOUR INNOCENCE. THIS WOMAN IS CLEARLY A SUCCUBUS YOUR WIZARD POWERS ARE IN JEOPARDY
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>>152659589
They look like two garflields sleeping in his cat bed
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>>152659589
>A bunk bed that can support Ronnie's weight
That shit must be made of pure adamantium. Or anons are right and this is actually a holodeck sequence.
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>>152660066
This arc will end with the bunk beds collapsing and Ronnie crushing the blob
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>>152659589
Joke straight outta Big
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>>152660001
Who would win in an online debate on /a/, Ronnie or Otacon?
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>>152659589
Wasn't the shirt shlorp comic a nightmare that Agrias was having? Does Ronnie know her dreams!?
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>>152661045
nobody wins in an online debate
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>>152659741
I think there might be another one in the first year or two of the comic but it's very uncommon
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>>152661261
I win every online debate sneed and dilate
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>>152659725
Ronnie would never go in raw without protection if he wasn’t trying to impregnate a woman. So he’ll put on a condom first, and the condom will become a tiny hawaiian shirt. And he’ll either give up there and not risk it, or put the shirted dick into her to see if she counts as an outer layer on top of the little hawaiian condom shirt. I’m pretty sure we’ve seen him wear clothes over his shirt so this should work.
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>>152659725
You are acting like she doesn't have her own pink muumuu midas touch. Obviously, when they lay together their curses cancel out and they happy sex nowait their curses piggy back of each other and the portly pair collapse into a pile of dirty laundry yeah that tracks
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>>152661923
Them both having magic curses implies they are both children of santa clause and the incest theory.
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This arc reminds me of Check It Out where Steve realizes he's hitting on his cousin.
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>>152659589
>Cat actually sleeping in cat bed
I don't believe this for a second.
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>>152662356
kek
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>>152662232
theres been a lot of speculation here that the woman is related to ronnie and she knows it
but if that were true, she shouldve reacted with disgust in OP's comic
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>>152662580
...unless she's into that...
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>>152662580
She's clearly unrelated.
It's just a female doppleganger.
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Ronnie wants her on top, that's where his mind goes. Interesting.
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>>152659589
>Maybe it'll get better once he gets used to doing the comic again
>Maybe it'll get better after the Star Trek arc is over
>Checks back again
>Maybe not
Just have her be Runnie Replace already and get this arc over with. I've seen enough "I'm fucking my relatives" content on the main page of PHub as it is without it bleeding into stuff I actually read.

>"W-w-well they aren't axe-chskually related so it doesn't count"
Doesn't make it any less cringe.
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>>152662639
j-just like in my japanese hentais onichan...
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Been a while since we saw M Dude. What if she's just a disguise, and M Dude is messing with Ronnie?
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>>152663343
I doubt M-Dude wants to disguise himself as a zoomer landwhale.
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Shlorp
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>>152663343
The DBZ Vegeta guy ascended in the Star Trek universe, so maybe he's still there.
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>>152663314
The Star Trek arc was a breath of fresh air. You just have bad taste.
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>>152662973
He's lazy in bed
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>>152659589
>We can just switch it up whenever it feels right.
WHENEVER IT FEELS RIGHT
JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD
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>>152663521
there's the callback i was trying to find
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Ronnie Fan Arts (Ronnie Farts, if you will.)
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>>152662000
He didn't get the curse from Santa it happened because he got so fat
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>>152664857
Who is that redhead girl???!
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>>152665005
https://www.whompcomic.com/comic/i-lovehate-the-nineties
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>>152663521
Ah, so this is where it started. She began having erotic dreams about Ronnie, and eventually moved onto having erotic dreams about fat itself until she turned into a gainer and became a fatty too.
You think after Ronnie and his new GF left she got a gallon of ice cream, laid on her bed, and just started masturbating to the idea of being as fat as them while eating?
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>>152659589
Ronnie is too pure
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I wouldn't mind Ronnie being happy. But deep down I know that the artist will find a way to crush my heart
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>>152666040
Of course. Yes
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>>152665569
:(
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>>152664937
Fat like Santa.
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>>152662580
Can confirm. I had a cousin who seemed down. We don't talk anymore.
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>>152666376
how many arms has she got, james
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do you think that if they had sex, they could accidently prove the big bang theory right, and create a new universe?
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>>152666931
Don't be absurd. If they had sex, their combined masses in close proximity would simply collapse into a black hole.
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>>152664857
You might be the first person to have fanarted Bonnie.
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Hello, I am unnamed GF's replace. Unnamed GF is feel unwell.
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>>152659589
>Beds of Both Worlds

ah shit is she the borg
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>>152659589
lowkey impressed that ronnie was able to climb there
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>>152666931
>balls are touching
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Man, I dunno if he's actually dating someone, someone more like himself... but if he is, and it doesn't work, I don't know if he has what it takes to stand up again.

His previous "relationship" left him in shambles.
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>>152659741
i think so actually
sex has come up like
huh maybe 0 times in all of whomp
never really thought about that before
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>>152662580
it's been said too that it's probably gonna end with relation reveal with ronnie being devastated but also in the back of his mind going
>just like in my japanese cartoons!!!
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>>152664857
nice
cooling seeing redraws of his art from so many years apart
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>>152659589
>title
So is this a subtle nod to Van Halen?
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>>152670438
No. More likely a play on the title of the most iconic two-parter episodes in TNG.
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>>152669839
I doubt he is dating someone that looks exactly like him irl but without the beard. I’d actually be impressed if he found a woman that looked like that.
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>>152666040
what an unbelievably based thing to post
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>>152659741
>>152670235
This is why she's not a delusion. Whoever he's dating irl is polluting his mind, now.
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>>152671332
I don’t think he’s based Mystery Woman on anyone he’s seeing right now. I think he’s finally addressing something that happened in his hiatus. Or maybe before.
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>>152670235
I’m not sure he’s ever even sweared. The suicide jokes are a bit mature. But most of the comic is pretty tame.
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>>152671369
His ex was asian, and this fatty is not. Unless you're saying this is a new to-be ex?
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>>152671533
He coulda changed her race. Iunno if I’m really thinking it was her specifically, though. He’s gotta be like, over forty, at least. Surely he has some past relationship experience.
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>>152671572
>He’s gotta be like, over forty, at least. Surely he has some past relationship experience.
oof

also ronnie stole this joke directly from BIG. but im fine with that
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>>152671332
>Whoever he's dating irl is polluting his mind, now.
See your mistake is thinking comic Ronnie is an accurate representation of the real one who writes the comics. He's not. Agrias isn't real so there's no guarantee this new love interest is real either.

Whomp Ronnie is like a manifestation of real Ronnie's self-loathing. Him being a manlet doesn't even make sense since the real one is actually considerably taller than the average guy based on the comic convention pics floating around.

And think about it, if this character was based on a real women she would probably be insulted by Ronnie drawing her as a fucking circle hamplanet. Even if she was one.
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>>152672753
>if this character was based on a real women she would probably be insulted by Ronnie drawing her as a fucking circle hamplanet. Even if she was one.
oh no. she did something so awful to ronnie he doesnt give a flying fuck anymore
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>>152672753
>Him being a manlet doesn't even make sense
It’s a visual representation of how small he feels compared to everyone else. Also it’s funnier looking.
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>>152672831
its also probably a fuckload easier to draw. it probably takes 2 or 3 times longer to draw agrias
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>>152672783
For people who self-insert into their own webcomics there's usually like 2 paths they can go down. Either they make their self-insert look better than them or they make them look way worse.

Like the Awkward Zombie girl in real life isn't some 10/10 girl but she also doesn't look like how she draws herself in the comic where she looks like a fucking dude. I wouldn't call Ronnie some epitome of a handsome man but he at least looks better than the comic Ronnie who is purposely drawn to be the most unfuckable person in the world..
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I still agree with the Anon a few Whomp threads back. I think this is just how it's going to be now. Ronnie has given up, and cute shit is easy to do in comparison to jokes. Same reason why he didn't have a hard time in the Star Trek arc.

Calling it now the Unnamed GF is real.
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>>152673448
Real irl real, or in universe real?
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>>152673674
Both.
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>>152660029
kek
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>>152670639
dm any random tumblrite
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>>152660001
This was a motivated decision
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>>152659589
he forgot the fucking funny again
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>>152667655
I didn't even think of that lol you're probably right
>>152670251
Thanks. I'm a read through of all of it right now while keeping up with the new ones so it kind of worked out that was haha I did one of Agrias and Mei, too
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>>152671369
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
>>152671533
He already had an asian girlfriend in the comic though so he probably didn't want to do a retread of that. Plus it makes a certain type of sense that the asian gf in the comic was a bit more fantastical and idealized (a model and doctor) and the character based on his real asian gf is a White looksmatch to make her more real life and relatable. Her dialogue actually seems a lot more natural when you imagine an asian girl saying it.

Also kind of masterful because she'll never be able to claim he's making comics about her because the character looks so different and she won't want to tell people that she's a fat chick in the comics.
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>>152671572
He had that gf in elementary school
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Does anyone know the title or year the tarot card reading comic was? He pockets his money when the teller predicts he won't die alone?
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>>152663314
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>>152675421
2012 just passed that one in my through.
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What if it’s a Shallow Hal thing and Ronnie only thinks she looks near identical to him? When she really looks completely different? Agrias didn’t even ask if she was his sister.
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>>152663314
The Star Trek arc was fun and I haven't even seen the shows
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>>152672783
>Ronnie comes home early
>finds picrel in the top bunk
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Its going to be his sister, then they'll live together and a new storyline will happen where she convinces Ronnie to pursue the ever fattening Agrias. (and sis will fall for M Dude who's totally not into fatties)
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>>152677206
>a new storyline will happen where she convinces Ronnie to pursue the ever fattening Agrias
Pic-related he pretty much already killed off the idea of Ronnie ever getting with Agrias.

And the whole comic is about Ronnie hating himself. Him getting with some cute Asian waifu like Agrias sounds like wish fulfillment fan fiction he probably realizes would be a bit too cringe to actually do.

Agrias really only exists because the comic needed a straight man to respond to Ronnie being the fat ugly retarded comic relief character of the comic..
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>>152677206
This makes zero sense on every level.
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>>152670566
Ohh wow I forgot what a great episode(s) that was
>SLEEP
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>>152677295
How did he get his shirt buttoned the wrong way around.
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>>152677790
He doesn't remember :(
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>>152675851
Appreciate it, anon!
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>>152659589
As a fat fetishist who has subcome so deep into my kink and lifestyle this comic is surprisingly stark with how innocent and vanilla Ronnie's worldview is. Maybe I'm blessed to have interalized my own quirks so much that I don't see any issues with my way of life, as obviously selective as that mindset is.
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Dropped immediately after Agrias wasnt pregnant
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>>152677790
the shirt is just whatever he's wearing, so he put on a tshirt backwards
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>>152679556
>the shirt is just whatever he's wearing, so he put on a tshirt backwards
It's common known Whomp lore that he can't wear clothes without it turning into a Hawaiian shirt. It's practically like some obscure X-men superpower.

So even if you see a comic of him wearing some silly Christmas novelty sweater you'll probably find he has a Hawaiian shirt right under it to make a protective barrier between his body and the Christmas sweater.
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>>152676571
That could be funny. Ronnie and Agrias have known each other for a long time, though, so it's possible she just knows he doesn't have any siblings, though
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>>152677295
He already had a cute with fulfillment Asian gf, though. That being said I don't think he'd ever get with Agrias.
>>152678754
Agrias is usually unfortunate with love
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>>152679819
Yeah but she also knows he’s Santa’s bastard son, same as we do.
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>>152677295
Agrias is a young woman?
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>>152679718
If the most unfortunate thing for a fat girl is to have tiny tits, having his ass should be the man's equivalent
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>>152680061
Who has the better ass? Ronnie or Hank Hill?
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>>152677790
M guy did it to him.
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>>152674498
Unexpectedly cute

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