>>152669670
>Yes

>>152669670
He dead, America Fuck yeah!

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And I, for one welcome our future Rubio overlords

>>152671371
inb4 Vance declares that Rubio shuld be deported during the 2028 Republican primary debates.
For not being American as himself and being tied to overseas conflicts.

City slickers.

>>152671438
He is doing pretty well now, though

>>152671181
this but unironically

You guys know that, if you kill a regime leader without forcing in a new leader with more favorable policies, the that leader's next-in-command is just going to replace him, right? You just watch, and when it happens, I'll say Ayatollah'd ya so.

>>152675614
He already get replaced with the new Ayatollah, Ayatollah Alireza Arafi.

But that's what's great about these memes, they work for any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.

>>152671438
But Cubans are the only immigants republicans actually like

>>152675664
I want there to be an Ayatollah Rockinrollah. Regime change NOW.

ayatollah
assaholla

>>152676637
Give me the formuolla

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>>152669670
>US has a more humiliating war than the Ukraine war in less than a weekend
>Iran war will probably be less popular war than the Iraq war
>MAGA e-celebs such as styxhexhammer666 and Razorfist are breaking rank or becoming lulzcows
>Israel leadership demanding a draft to put American boots the ground

>>152676698
>completely annihilating the entire Iranian power structure in less than 12 hours is humiliating

>>152676720
it is if it makes iran more dangerous, which is possible. (if, say, parts of the Iranian military start operating independently of central control, or if Khamenei was a brake on those hell-bent on obtaining a nuke)
you can't really predict these things: just as you posted, the US announced that 3 american fighter jets were shot down by Kuwait by accident

>>152676737
Fuck off /pol/

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>We bomb Iran
>Iran retaliates by bombing civilians in their neighboring countries
What was their plan there?

>>152676720
>kick up the hornets nest
>have the gall to act surprised when you get stung
Just saying dont be complaining when this inevitably bites us in some way

Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

>>152676827
Trying to make them hate America

>>152676865
If someone got beaten up and he retaliated by beating me up, I'd probably hate him and not the guy that beat his ass first.

>>152676865
>>152676827
>Shutting down the world economy
>Getting gulf nation to ditch protecting Israel
>Makes NATO look weak by attacking American bases
Iran has a better long term plan the israel and United States.

>>152676842
Oh the fuck are they gonna do, some low level stabbing sprees? Good luck to them

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>>152669670
Was this even the same Ayatollah?

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why can't Iran and Israel just wipe each other out already?

>>152677015
Based on when the episode came out? Yes but him and his predecessor had nearly identical names, so confusing the two makes sense.

>>152676875

Saudi Arabia has just declared war on Iran.

>>152675680
they only like white cubans.

>>152676827
Their plan? Create as much chaos as possible in order to make other countries hate Israel/America more.
Ironically enough, this is also Israel's goal. This entire war benefits them entirely and doesn't benefit us at all.

>>152677040
>why can't Iran and Israel just wipe each other out already?
America. As long as America remains a puppet state to Israel, this will never happen.

>>152676637
>>152676697
lel

>>152678076
Stfu

>>152676720
>"completely annihilating"
>somehow still sinking US ships, shooting down US planes, blowing up US bases, exhausting US air defenses, AND killing jews at the same time
Yeah, Mission Accomplished, Mr. ZOG

>>152676842
I wonder if you think we should have just let the South secede and not fight the Civil War because some people might get shot.

>>152679291
Yes, faggot

>>152679291
they only oppose war when its against their ideological fellow travellers.

>>152675680
Republicans aren't particularly smart, they'll burn any bridge they see fit

>>152676874
these people are stupid and will say "America caused them to attack me"
they've done it before, look at how many people blame America for whatever Israel does to Palestine and Syria

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They got this all wrong
(scribbles)
President of Peace?
No, New Wars!

I'm honestly surprised it took them the neocons this long to blow their load.

>>152671181
this but ironically

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>>152679577
Okay boys, pack it up. We can't top this one.

>>152679291
Honestly that's a moot point since the South attacked the North first.

Lincoln was considering just letting it happen peacefully because he wanted to avoid kicking off a war, but then they attacked a US military outpost so he never got to make that choice.

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>>152679577
Got me, ya sonuvah bitch

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>>152679577

Yes, America is jewish lapdog slobbering on Netanyahu's withered ballsack.

>>152669670
Israel is a terrorist state

>>152679577
I mean folks . . . Where's the lie?