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Family Guy 03/02/26(Mon)13:29:46 No.152677003
Family Guy Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)13:29:46 No.152677003   [Reply]▶
>I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)13:35:03 No.152677021
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)13:35:03 No.152677021▶
>>152677003
Miss the old Family Guy when Peter and Lois still had chemistry
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Anonyrnous
03/02/26(Mon)15:41:33 No.152677728
Anonyrnous 03/02/26(Mon)15:41:33 No.152677728▶
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>>152677021
Well lucky for you the old Family Guy still exists. All 6(?) seasons.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:21:28 No.152678032
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:21:28 No.152678032▶
>>152677003
I love the little detail that she doesn't frown until he mentions the helm of disintegration.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)16:22:18 No.152678041
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)16:22:18 No.152678041▶
>>152677728
And there should be more seasons like them.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)17:19:00 No.152678589
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)17:19:00 No.152678589▶
>>152677728
>sleeping with makeup on
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)18:12:16 No.152679169
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)18:12:16 No.152679169▶
>>152677003
She looks DAMN good in that schoolgirl uniform
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)18:17:33 No.152679228
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)18:17:33 No.152679228▶
>>152677003
>+5 weapon on a borderline tier-4 paladin
>still hasn't maxxed out CHR
This berk's as barmy as a spire god
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)18:22:37 No.152679285
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)18:22:37 No.152679285▶
>>152677003
Paladins can’t use the helm of disintegration
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)19:18:38 No.152679862
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)19:18:38 No.152679862▶
>>152677021
>when Peter and Lois still had chemistry
They still do~
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:06:17 No.152680384
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:06:17 No.152680384▶
>>152677003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgDeL8cUTxw
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:14:57 No.152680477
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:14:57 No.152680477▶
>>152677003
Wait, "half-elf mage"? Well, I suppose Paladins are magic-users depending on the edition, but that just sounds weird, Petah.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)20:43:22 No.152680745
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)20:43:22 No.152680745▶
>>152677003
Because I saw some version of this image online a long time ago, Lois dressed like this was my first wet dream. Very disappointing honestly. So is the fact this is already a 20 year old episode. Hey time, you suck.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:17:34 No.152681073
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:17:34 No.152681073▶
>>152677003
Why would Peter even know what any of that shit means? He's a fat normie retard who enjoys sports. He's not going to have the imagination or patience for D&D.

t. Never played the game either.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:24:49 No.152681140
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:24:49 No.152681140▶
>>152680477
He could be dual classing it. Weird split but he could have a backstory reason.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:25:02 No.152681142
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:25:02 No.152681142▶
>>152681073
Because that’s the joke, Lois even corrects him saying that paladins can’t use the helm of disintegration.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)21:29:38 No.152681196
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)21:29:38 No.152681196▶
>>152680384
>still up 15 years later
rare Fox W
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:18:43 No.152681868
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:18:43 No.152681868▶
>>152679862
This is weirdly cute
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)22:43:06 No.152682169
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)22:43:06 No.152682169▶
>>152677003
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)23:13:21 No.152682505
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)23:13:21 No.152682505▶
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>>152682169
>Peter & Lois
>good parents
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)23:17:01 No.152682538
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)23:17:01 No.152682538▶
>>152679285
>"Then I'm a black guy!"
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)23:25:44 No.152682628
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)23:25:44 No.152682628▶
>>152681140
I have D&D'd in nearly 30 years and never gave that much of a fuck about it to begin with but iirc, paladins have to be human, have to be lawful and can't dual-class/split-class.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)23:27:16 No.152682641
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)23:27:16 No.152682641▶
>>152682628
I HAVEN'T D&D'd in nearly 30 years, rather.
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Anonymous
03/02/26(Mon)23:30:27 No.152682673
Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)23:30:27 No.152682673▶
>>152682538
Made me laugh

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