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>>153256153
>what's canon
Everything
>how strong is he
The most he ever does in his actual canon is take over the universe and turn it into part of his body
However because the way he does this is is by ascending to something called the "Noosphere", which is the sum totality of all human thought and lays boundless layers beyond infinite reality over fictional layers (since the Noosphere is composed of all thoughts of every being, real or fictional) he is actually giga suggsversal because the thought he embodies is bigger than all of conceivable reality including impossible worlds that can't be defined by mathematics as those are still part of human comprehension
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>PLAGIARIZEble
Pathetic…
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>Silver Surfer and Odin BTFO Godzilla
>needs Knull's help to save him
KWABZILLA!
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Okay be honest where does the animated version of the viltirum bust scale?
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>>153256577
Now post Despicable Me's box office when adjusted for inflation
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I'm the STRONGEST.
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>>153256614
Inflation isn’t fucking real, retard
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>>153256628
Explain Dobson then, faggot
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>>153256626
Yes GODly we know
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>>153256626
Jiren...
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>>153256626
My dad...
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>>153256641
...is not.
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>>153256656
...WEAK
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>>153256626
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>>153256671
…he’s GAY!
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>>153256680
...for ME!
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Cucky.

First Death Battle that comes to mind?
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>>153256022
Name ONE water user who can stand up to HIM.
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>>153256695
…Martian MANhunter~~~
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Post SHITren destroying a planet.
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>>153256696
Cucky vs Simp. The one who watches vs the one who pays
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>>153256508
Reposting since last thread died
TLDR the original Nathanial Essex who Mister Sinister is a clone of devised a plan to become a Dominion, which are basically atemporal conceptual god AIs who exist outside the multiverse. He made 4 clones of himself who each became a dominion in their own ways in 4 different timelines (one does it via magic, one does it via science, etc). At the end of each timeline, they all get absorbed into the super Dominion which represents Essex himself. This combined mega-Dominion is called Enigma and was a threat to everything, it's mentioned that the actual reason the Beyonders were destroying the multiverse with incursions during Secret Wars is because they saw that Enigma was coming and decided to just nuke all of existence to stop him, which makes him inadvertently responsible for a shitton of things in Marvel. He ends up getting defeated via the Phoenix channeling the power of every mutant who's ever existed in any dimension in the white hot room to trap him in basically a death loop
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>>153256626
We know, Llyod
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>>153256577
>Superman was surpassed by both Mario movies
Ooomph!
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EEEEEEENTER
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https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ux4MZh6oqHE
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>>153256508
The reason the Beyonders started the plan that resulted in Time Runs Out that resulted in Secret Wars that resulted in the big reset that shaped everything that came afterwards is that they were scared shitless of Enigma, an evil entity so powerful that it will destroy The One Above All if it comes to exist. Enigma is the corrupted version of a super AI created by the original Mr. Sinister (the Mr. Sinister that became a staple X-Men villain is a clone of this Mr. Sinister). The original Mr. Sinister wanted to stop the inevitable rise of an Ominpotent AI that would destroy the universe, but as usual he accidentally created it himself. He created 4 clones of himself and told them to ascend to Dominon (new term they invented to refer to the Apex intelligent entity that can come up from any universe). The X-Men villain Mr. Sinister starts cloning Moira (who had the power to reset shit to the moment of her birth every time she died) to set up a device that will give him infinite tries in becoming a Dominion, and he eventually becomes the strongest Dominon out of the 4 original Sinister clones. When all the Sinister clones are absorbed into the original, the X-Men villain's evil nature and power corrupts the original super AI and it becomes the evil entity Enigma, who is powerful enough to devour The One Above All and remake the Marvel multiverse in his image. He is eventually defeated by Jean Gray like many other hyped up Marvel big bads.
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>>153256781
The deep and thematic parallels… FVARK
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OH SHE MIGHT HAVE KEPT ON LIVING

BUT SHE MADE ONE FATAL SLIP

WHEN SHE TRIED TO MATCH THE FLATTIE WITH

A BIG SOUL ON HER HIP
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I fucking hate Jean Grey.
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>>153256696
Any episode with Charizard in it. Speaking of the failure, when is he getting his pity matchup?
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>>153256769
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>>153256794
Canon btw.
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I unironically stomp YOUR HERO
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>>153256827
…YOUR HERO being the name I gave to my penis of course
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>>153256738
Aaand now I regret asking. How do writers come up with this convoluted bullshit?
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>>153256794
Marvel>>>>MHA.
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>>153256858
Krakoa was convoluted bullshit from day 0, the genuinely dumbest part of the whole thing was the X-Men trusting Mr. Sinister at all.
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>>153256858
imo the story is pretty good but obviously rushed, and I don't like the part about Enigma being the actual reason for Secret Wars (though it's a more incidental detail)
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>>153256827
YUM!
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>>153256628
Oh yeah? Explain and powerscale this then.
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>>153256884
This brings up an interesting debate. The beyonders are outerversal and are scared of enigma, and enigma is beaten by the phoenix force. Would this make Jean grey scale above raven?
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>>153256884
It suffers from the same issue as many big comic stories where 90% is buildup with nothing happening and then the actual climax is rushed as fuck.
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>>153256819
First Mario movie made $1360000000 in its theatrical run, the second is currently at $336000000
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>>153256925
It's the same shit as Knull, the Phoenix Force aka Life Itself is just a convenient hard counter.
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>>153256942
Eh I enjoyed Sins of Sinister and Gillen's entire arc with Mother Righteous, but it's no secret the climax to Krakoa was rushed
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>>153256942
I remember executioner song being like this, I still don’t fully understand what the machine at the end was supposed to do, and how it was stopped.
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>>153256955
I know it’s hard for SHALOMario to understand but money isn’t everything
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KIIIIINNNGGGGGVEEEELLLLLLL!!!!
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>>153256991
IT'S ALWAYS THE JEWS
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Can someone make another thread?
One with a normal OP? This one is doomed
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>>153257032
Give it a chance anon
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>>153256991
I wish my verse had cosmology scaling...
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>>153256925
Jean Grey already scaled above Raven
In Marvel's suggsverse cosmology she's literally been called second to the House of Ideas/TOAA itself
The only way they could get Raven that high was by saying she kind of manifested a form that in another timeline destroyed "all of creation" with the scope being unclear
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>>153256991
Tiger force? Sounds like power rangers bullshit. Is it the opposite of the phoenix force?
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>>153256022
Does Sheldon Cooper solo your favourite verse?
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>Most popular anime in Japan and the West
>Highly successful sequel series
>Most iconic anime character of the 21st century
>Universal scaling
>Actually marries his love interest and has multiple kids
>Actually kisses his wife onscreen unlike a certain retarded space monkey
>MFTL on-screen feats
>Most respected anime in these threads
Yup yup! Looks like Naruto wins this thread!
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>>153257110
Imagine if pic related was adapted into the mcu, that would be a wild fucking movie.
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>>153257116
The Phoenix Force is considered the light of life for everything in Marvel, the Tiger God is basically the darkness outside of that light
If you remember they used him to try and downscale Jean in Phoenix vs Raven in a really weird way
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What are the chances of Gohan fighting pic related over Mark realistically speaking
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>>153257164
Why a tiger?
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>>153257128
>>Highly successful sequel series
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>>153256564
Saiyans aren't that different from them. It's just that they were all exterminated by someone even more powerful ruthless and evil than them.
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BRING ME JIN WOO
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>>153257176
It's just a metaphysical aspect of the universe's darkness that takes that form because the earliest humans were afraid of the prowling animals outside in the darkness beyond their campfire
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>>153257214
>Could have had a dinosaur force if EVOLUTION didn't ruin everything
I will never forgive Darwin
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>>153256991
>Yggdrasil encompasses ALL of this
Fvark....
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>>153257200
Where do Shadow and Jin Woo even scale?
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>>153257196
Kirkman is a plagiarist hack, I agree
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who will GAPE Gohan? Mark is too weak
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>>153257262
Feed JOBark to Skaar.
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>>153257262
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>>153257262
Friendly reminder that Mark has a better destruction feat than Goku.
Friendly reminder that if you use scaling or statements to dispute this you affirm that the outcome of Kratos v. Asura was correct, and in fact a massive Kratos downplay.
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>featsissies
lmao
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>frogbitch
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>>153257321
>>153257336
>no argument
>feminine vagueposting
Yup yup yup, the weakest Viltrumite RAPES and GAPES the Saiyan race.
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>Kid Buu turned Indian
No villain in fiction has a worst fate..
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Post SPEED.
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>>153257242
No idea about Jin Woo, but Shadow should be multi-continental at minimum. Anime Cid also has his giant Atomic from the end of S2, which is apparently star level. I've seen people wank him to universal since the Sanctuary is supposed to be its own layered dimension or something like that, but that is mostly just wank.
>>153257280
Do you think they'll ever actually adapt Skarr to the MCU? The balding kid at the end of She-Hulk doesn't count, right?
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STATEMENTCHADS rule this place.
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FeatCHADS GAPE statementsissies (this is a statement so they can't disagree)
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Your series DOES have a large and infinite cosmology right?
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>>153257415
Of course.
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>>153257415
Sure
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>featsissy getting upptiy
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>>153257414
COPE COPE COPE
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It's funny how featcucks got GAPED by KINGtos. They put all their faith in Assissyra and his feats only to be BTFO by KINGtos's superior lore. Lore is better than feats.
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>>153256819
>i-is that my own logic being used AGAINST ME?! AIIIEE SAVE ME ROTTENTOMATOS-SAMA
why are capeshit fans such fucking losers
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>>153256991
>Sephiroth tree in Marvel, Final Fantasy XVI and Asura's Wrath
Is this a featCHAD thing?
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>>153257605
Give me one (1) quote from either Mario movie without googling it :)
Also post Mario's perfect win streak :)
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>>153257621
>WAHOO
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Matchups for this feel?
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>>153256991
superhero comics trying to have a serious cosmology will always the gayest shit ever
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>>153257304
Kratos wasn't being scaled to anything except schizophrenia though.
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>>153257609
only if it's accurate
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>>153257621
Your arms sore from moving those goalposts yet, capefag-kun?
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>>153257649
LobCorp chads, we've got this.
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>>153257174
Thor's probably a more thematic match for Zero
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>>153257506
>>153257540
Hi.
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Hulk is the strongest character in fiction
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>>153257656
You can't do either of those? Imagine defending a movie for literal babies :)
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>>153257730
>Superman out of NOWHERE
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>>153257304
>Friendly reminder that Mark has a better destruction feat than Goku.

Only if you hail from planet retard...
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>>153257540
And the funniest part is that they've been mindbroken ever since.
To the point they have a claim characters like fucking Ichigo to be featsmen just because they are desperate to get any amount of validation
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>>153257740
>posts Beerus’ feat
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ENOUGH
ENTER THE #1 and #3 BIGGEST JOBBERS IN MARVEL
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>>153257740
The shockwaves of this fight EVAPORATED invincibles omniverse
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>>153257745
>claim characters like fucking Ichigo to be featsmen
Post this ever happening.
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>>153257737
>N-NO U
You lost.
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>>153257750
But Goku canceled them out too.
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>>153257771
There was a guy who posted a list of feats wins and "worse feats" wins and he genuinely argued Ichigo, Spawn, Maka, Yugi, and Coyote were all featsmen despite winning their episodes with nothing but statements and lore
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You weaklings sicken me
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>>153257797
Warrior-Z won.
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Friendly reminder that Bakugou is the only FeatsCHAD win of the year so far
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MinionCHADS, assemble
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>>153257817
jobs to my hero
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>>153257841
Post Bakugo’s dodging light feat.
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>>153257843
>boomer likes the Minions
In other news, fork found in kitchen
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>>153257844
Your "hero" couldn't even beat HER
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>>153256022
Who wins this? Be serious btw there's only one correct answer.
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>>153257740
>there will be nothing left in the universe
isn't this one of the least impressive ways of "destroying" a universe alongside only killing all lifefoms?
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>>153257646
What?! But he did this!
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>>153257858
Bandana Dee clears
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>>153257870
yeah but was also effecting the kai world which is the only reason why it's impressive
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Give him a match.
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ENTER^2
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>>153257894
Scar could fight the ninja turtles because they all love Pizza! https://youtube.com/watch?v=SHVu4ODIp3Y&pp=ygUVd3UgbGluIHdhcnJpb3JzIHBpenph
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Whats crazy to me about Kratos vs Asura is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Kratos doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Asura.

He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Asura the Destructor, and so durable that the Destructor literally CANNOT hurt him even without his weapons.

He also has access to every single weapon he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Spartan Rage, so he can literally just spam the Blade of Olympus forever and has literally infinite relics and weapons.

He resists all of Asura's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Asura's attacks, he hard counters everything Asura can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in onscreen feats, and even then Kratos was shown to have equal enough dev statements and lore that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Asura can do and was guaranteed to smash and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Asura gets utterly obliterated by Kratos. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, then just because we haven't SEEN Kratos perform these feats, doesn't mean he can't)

All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Composite Kratos or his high end stuff like the Power of Hope, the Valkyrie armors, or even forms like Giant Kratos or "Turns people into red orbs" Kratos or even Morpheus Kratos, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.

Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Kratos to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Asura is a fraud as far as being Kratos' rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a sequel to his flop movie game just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
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>>153257911
https://youtu.be/hwR6teRhmlc?t=76&si=eDt-f3Wwf64WdQ2d
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>>153257911
>reduced to mini-Cronos size
>Asura using Destructor form even though he’s been taught that size =/= strength, when his base is his strongest form
The more you think about Krasura, the worse it gets.
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>>153257946
CREEDtos!!
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>>153257841
>ducked his other matchups like Agent Venom and Blue
Bakusissy is not a chad.
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ENTER
MULTIVERSAL DESTOROYAH
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>>153256022
ENTER
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>>153257304
>you affirm that the outcome of Kratos v. Asura was correct
Obviously?
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Post Kratos destroying a multiverse
Post Kratos destroying a universe
Post Kratos destroying a galaxy
Post Kratos destroying a solar system
Post Kratos destroying a star
Post Kratos destroying a planet
Post Kratos destroying a moon
Post Kratos destroying a continent
Post Kratos destroying a country
Post Kratos destroying a mountain
Post Kratos destroying a city
Post Kratos moving faster than light
Post Kratos moving lightspeed
Post Kratos moving relativistic
Post Kratos moving hypersonic

Just do it. No words necessary. Post the image. Post the video. Now.
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>>153258070
He did all of that in the lore.
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>>153258070
The cookbook says he can.
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>>153258070
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>>153257821
>post got deleted for racism
>on /dbg/ of all places
JANNYTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!
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>>153257994
Agent Venom would just be another Miles vs Deku
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>>153258101
....because Flash Thompson would've won and put a bullet in Bakufaggot's skull.
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>>153257360
I dont know what crack Goku was on, Kid Buus soul should have been deleted for fucking with the Kaioshin.
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>>153258110
It's been a year and DeathBattle still hasn't managed to out retard blocking light with your hands makes you faster than light
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>>153258156
did Miles do that?
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>>153258174
Just give it time.
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>>153256022
"Leave the Turtles of Grayskull to us!"
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>>153258156
True.
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>>153258174
if you block it before it reaches you then yes it does make you faster than light
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>>153258100
Kratosfags how long history of becoming moderators/janitors on sites and removing content that hurt their feelings. In between making fake scans and harassing devs of course.
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>>153258159
Was Uub ever even acknowledged in Super or Daima? It feels like he got Launch'd because no one knew how to fit him into the story
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>>153256807
>Don't live in the time line where she won Ms./co/ and her Deathbattle in the same week
:(
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>>153258100
Asurabros being racist? What a disappointment after his teaching.
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>>153258209
But kratos clearly didn't do that though .. And tons of MHA characters have so why is Bitchtos given MFTL++ speed for failing to do something we've seen Deku do?
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>>153256022
What about the Spleen from Mystery Men? Is it because he's a comedy character and not fyetish?
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>>153258253
post Deku blocking light.
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GIVE ME COMIC BOOK TIE-INS
GIVE ME LICENSED NOVELS
GIVE ME CREATURE INTERVIEWS
GIVE ME DATABOOKS
GIVE ME CONCEPT ART
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>MHAcuckies mad that KINGtos has a better speed feat than their jobbers
Sad. Go back to scrapping with the jesters.
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>>153258246
You seriously cannot be speaking about racism.
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>>153258293
NO! RACISM??? THIS CANT BE
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LoreCHADS, statementMEN, interviewSCHOLARS, encyclopediaRESEARCHES, featSISSIES.
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>>153258293
>forging fake scans
why do kratosSISTERS accuse others of what they do?
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>>153258253
Post any MHA character splintering the Yggdrasil.
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If I remember correctly, the reason why Kratos is given scaling to Helios's light isn't actually because of him blocking it but it is because of him scaling to another enemy that is able to evade it when you use Helios attack in game. Death Battle thought that would be too convoluted to explain in the episode, so they just vaguely gave him scaling to Helios without explaining why.
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>>153258293
Mad that you got exposed and called out as Indian?
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>>153258217
I think very briefly? The thing is that the entirety of Super takes place between Kid Buu's defeat and Goku meeting Uub. So it's an interquel, basically.
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>>153258348
Remind me where the word 'Asura' comes from
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>>153258326
>“does not look” says the mexican janitor who admits he never worked on this and is just pretending he did.
Every. fucking. time.
Also your other reddit post source (lmao) got called out as squealing and trying to pretend the Tales of Morpheus scans were fake when they were REAL.
Making all your copes forfeit when you Asuracucks got FACTVUALLY PROVEN to be making shit up about real scans being “fake scans” to try snd slander Kingtos. You lose. Be a Better Man.
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>>153258330
But the enemies that “evade it” do it the Exact same way as Kratos: by just covering their fucking eyes from the light.
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>>153258333
TRIPS OF UNDENIABLE TRVTH!!!
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>>153258280
https://youtu.be/iMsRYPnzKqY?si=5udyXXQDsQjKP6rM&t=141

Easy.
Now, Post Kratos blocking like before it hits. not afterward like that screenshot you posted.
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>>153258319
...are ignored and laughed at in these halls except the last noun. Post feastBEASTS.
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>>153258363
It's an indian word.
Yet the main people I see supporting Kratos, do so in broken english.
Very interesting.
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If you think about it blocking light with your hand is a way more valid FTL feat than dodging light because you could have just seen where they’re aiming and dodged. Blocking means their aim was perfect, you were just faster.
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>>153258402
w-was that a moon? holy FUARK kratosbros, we better fucking RUN!
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>>153258401
Bakugo shoots explosions, not lasers. Try again.
>blocking like
And you are a Cucky Brown.
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>>153258369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NAZB-nIsAk
>mexican janitor cope
what about this guy then? a white man and one of the game directors?
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>>153258402
Just because we’ve never seen Sonic do this…
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>>153258402
>cucky Asta
Atreus one-shots him.
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is it really this easy to bait them?
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>>153258403
>Yet [PROJECTION]
Remind me who spams AI generated images to slander Kratos.
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Post Atreus not hurting his hands punching a wooden chest.
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>>153258444
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>>153258444
D-DEKU, BAKUGO AND SHOTO CAN DO THIS TOO!!!!!
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>>153258380
It comes from Hermes, who is able to outrun the flash before it affects him
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>>153258464
KEKYtos…
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>>153258444
>trips
ATREUSTTTTTOOOSSSSS!!!!
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>>153258461
a magical wooden chest.
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>>153258444
Why haven’t we shot the sun out of the sky irl? Is Atreus >>> Guns and Nuke level?
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Has any creator ever powerscalefagged in interviews or features or similar? I know comic book writers prefer to pretend to be above it all like Stan Lee.
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>>153258444
>this kills the featcuck
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>>153258473
GOD OF SPEED HERMES! FUARK HE'S FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT!
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>>153258444
that Wolf ROARS to signify Atreus is the new alpha of fiction
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>>153258516
Pretty sure Kirkman and Ottley do it. Kirkman mostly does it sarcastically though.
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>Hermes
>can’t react to a rock from a catapult
>injured and about to pass out after crashing into a building
This is a “god” from GOW, btw.
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>>153258522
they’re running in slowed time retard, like the flash
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>>153258461
Post yourself not being a massive disappointment to your parents
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>>153258544
Dont forget, Helios, GOD OF THE FUARKIN SUN DIES! and it just causes some clouds in the sky above greece for some time
>>153258554
Nigga those civilians are running at normal speeds.
Kratos and Hermes are barely faster than them.
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>>153258544
prove that rock wasnt multiversal
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>>153258444
HOLY FU-wait a minute...the bear on the right streaks across the sky before he shoots the arrow...
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>>153258444
Post that magic arrow actually hitting the sun.
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Post Kratos falling down a flight of stairs and tanking it.
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>>153258566
>Kratos and Hermes are barely faster than them.
you dont see anyone moving once the camera pans in on hermes, what do you think thats supposed to imply?
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>>153258581
So this… is what anal does to men… impressive…
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>>153258566
It’s gameplay idiot. It’s clearly intended to be both at equal superspeed
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>>153258444
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>>153258579
>this was the bear and not the arrow
hahaha ohnonono god of SISSY fags?
>>153258587
Wow, so it slowed down just for Hermes for a couple of seconds...
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>>153258578
thats a wolf
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>i-it's slowed down for gameplay purposes!
>k-kratos isn't tearing apart mountains and destroying planet f-for gameplay purposes!
Why was this excuse not used for Asura, when he just actually moved FTL on screen and was destroying planets and stars on screen?
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>My film was full of anti-feats that made me WEAKER?
>YIPEE!
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>>153258516
We recently had a case of either Kirky or Ottley trying to claim that Omni-Man is planetary through some vague shit in Season 4. I think they're just being gay and are trying to make their characters look less pathetic in comparison to Superman.
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>>153258586
Kratos has a feat for that actually.
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>>153258618
because his on screen feets dont compare to the lore thats behind kratos
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>>153258602
Kratos is faster than Hermes while holding back so all of Hermes’ speed upscales.
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>>153258645
>while holding back
Kratos couldn't catch him until that sissy Hermes almost got KWAB'd by a catapult.
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>>153258619
Also the omniscient spirit voiced by Director Taika Watiti said Future Zuko and Future Katara are a couple
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>dont compare to the lore thats behind kratos
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>>153258627
BEAST!
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>>153258627
I take back everything I've said about him.
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>>153258618
Asura's lore and gameplay are completely consistent; they exist in the realm of anime power levels where shit gradually escalates into galactic battles for the fate of the universe. Nothing Kratos does on-screen ever scales to whatever lore bullshit you give him, and said lore bullshit is usually just flowery statement slop about the creation of the universe with no concrete shit behind it. It's as retarded as trying to scale TES protagonists to gigamultiversal level because Kirkbride did drugs and included CHIM in the lore. even though they don't interact.
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>the lore behind kratos
AIHHHHAHAHAHAHAH IS THAT A FUCKING OGRE? OH GOD NO PLEASE OGRE-SAMA DON'T FUCKING BITE ME PLEA... AHHHH FUARK! THAT HURTS! TAKE THIS! MY FULL POWER SISSY PUNCH!
OH GOD HE'S STILL BITING ME! ATREUS! BOY! HELP! HELP ME PLEASE!
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>>153258657
The catapult didn’t hit him, it knocked over the statue he was perched on. Kratos also speedblitzes him in the fight and speedblitzed Zeus who in the novels is massively faster than Hermes by rank.
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>>153258619
>anti-feats that made me WEAKER
such as? taga is probably the strongest non avatar bender shown in the entire verse simply based on holding up that giant cliffside with airbending for a little bit
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>>153258627
Kratos TANKED this with only half a hpbar of injury
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>>153258691
>it didn't hit him
that's even worse then LMAO
what kind of 'God' gets injured from falling a couple meters?
holy fuck how pathetic
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Is it dumb to think Abby and Ellie might be able to take Lee together?
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>>153258694
We’ve been scaling Avatar State to continental for decades because of Kyoshi pushing an island (that the creators probably thought floated like the Lionturtles)
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>>153258690
>>153258720
Kratos and his superior lore seems to have disgruntled this anonymous user
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>>153258664
>how do we make our boundless, universal KING OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS seem super badass and strong?
>HE GETS SMALLER AND PUNCHES HARD ENOUGH TO KILL A BVLL! FUARK!
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What was the real Kratos like in mythology. Was he a jobber?
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>Kratos also speedblitzes him in the fight
>80% of the fight was Kratos trying to catch Hermes (who ran at like 40 MPH at most) and failing
>other 20% was an injured Hermes vs Kratos
Uh…
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A bull can also headbutt hard enough to kill another bull. Could a bull therefore have oneshotted Zeus?
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>>153256626
Cirno!
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>>153258749
thats kpato3
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>>153258735
>superior lore
>BOUNDLESS MULTIVERSAL GOD OF HOPE!
>who would have died if he didn't break his fall
kek
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>>153258760
"Κράτος" actually
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>>153258755
Holy FUARK! A BVLL could have one shot and killed both SISSYtos and SISSYues?
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>>153256738
isn't that the retarded chibi from the boat girl gacha?
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>>153258772
he survived though
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>>153258803
because he broke his fall
if he didn't break his fall, he would have died to gravity
now here is kratos too weak to move an urn
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>>153258826
Immeasurable+ weighted urn, btw.
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does anyone have the gif of sissytos struggling to bend that metal cage and then dying from the exertion?
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>>153258826
>if he didn't break his fall, he would have died to gravity
but he survived so his durability scales above the fall
>now here is kratos too weak to move an urn
whats inside of the urn?
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>>153258826
That’s just your headcanon. He survived the fall and destroyed outerversal gods
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>>153258776
Sorry, I don’t speak Turkish
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>>153258690
You dare underestimate the boundless BEASTS of God of War? You must be better than that.
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>>153258848
>his durability scales above the fall
if his durability scaled above the fall, then why did he need to break his fall at all?
if he felt the need to break his fall, then obviously, he felt as if his life was in danger
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>>153258873
>3 little slaps to the chest
>that way kratos falls dead
KEK
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>>153258874
>>153258826
>>153258772
>>153258690
>>153258664
Stop fucking posting. This is your final warning.
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>>153258897
Watch. Your. Tone. Boy.
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>>153258873
kratos just decided to take a nap so he would prepared for his next multiversal bout

>>153258874
if he was in danger than that means the fall scales above boundless damage but since kratos survived he scales even higher than that
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>>153258886
hello ^_^
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Here's Godzilla causing the sun to rise purely by roaring
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i think this pre-kratos vs asura post encapsulates everything wrong with this matchup
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>>153256022
Any time I see one of these threads has a mildly amusing OP and I think there might be some funny posts, it's never followed up on. The OP doesn't matter. It's just a shitty general. Fuck you, boring cunts.
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>>153259039
>p-please acknowledge my fetish!
No
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>>153259053
What I'm really trying to say here is
This thread needs a hero.
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Krasura will always be comedy gold because Kratos can fucking die to fall damage while Asura gets fucking stabbed from the moon to Earth and walks it off not even five minutes ready to fight an entire army. You literally cannot make a funnier fight than that and it’s not even supposed to be funny.
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GOOOOOOOD afternoon, /dbg/! SonicGOD here! I've just come here to let you know that SONIC (Yes, THE Sonic the Hedgehog) RAPES and GAPES your favourite verse! I'm sorry, but it's the truth! GODnic really is that canonically powerful that he can SOLO FICTION!! Don't like it? Well too bad, so sad! Like a wet, soggy chilli dog! Keep coping, anti-sonicjeets! Those tears will be extra delicious once Goku VS Sonic releases and the winner is (Obviously) SONIC the GODHOG!!!!

Of course, it wouldn't matter WHO they pit Sonic up against since he'd SOLO them anyway!
>Featherine
RAPED and GAPED
>The Flash
RAPED and GAPED
>One Above All
RAPED and GAPED
>Superman
RAPED and GAPED
>Jiren
RAPED and GAPED
>Mario
RAPED and GAPED
>Deku and the entirety of MHA
RAPED and GAPED
>Quicksilver
RAPED and GAPED
>Ultraman
RAPED and GAPED
>Scarlet King
RAPED. AND. GAPED. ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE VERSE!!!
This is true!! It really is!! Here's my BOUNDLESS TRVKE DETECTOR's reaction! Let me just turn it on and...

>*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* VLTRA MEGA TRVKE DETECTED!!! NOT A SINGLE STRING OF A LIE!!!
Holy Chillidogs! See? CHADnic just wins! All day every day!!!
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>>153258897
NO.
SISSYtos needed to strain every muscle in his body to push a rock large enough to squish some baby cerberus lmao
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The two posters above me have their names mentioned in the Epstein Files at least 10,000 times.
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>>153259077
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>>153258618
>and stars
Asura never destroyed a star
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>Asura never destroyed a star
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Post Asura destroying a star
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>>153259074
Kratos’ verse is platonic and conceptual in scale. Literally a single atom is a bigger fall than the entire asura universe.
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>>153259074
>cutscene garbo
show gameplay
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No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
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>>153258444
This feat is unironically better than anything Asura ever did on screen
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Wally? Sonic shoves him to the ground and begins to pound his thick juicy ass. Pulling his hair and forcing him to moan his name. Then he flips Wally around and begins to ride on his sissy cock that goes up to his chest. Giving Wally no time to adjust Sonic fully penetrates himself with Wally's member. Forcing Wally to tap into the speed force to keep up while Sonic humiliates and dominates Wally. Sonic turns Ultra and he feels even better than any woman Wally's felt in his life. Wally has no choice but to grab on Sonic's hips in his unstoppable form. Ultra Sonic wishes for Wally's load to contain all of his speed force and proudly takes it all for himself. Wally lays there powerless and somehow even weaker than before.
BOOM! KO!
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>>153258444
>Atreus the leech trying to scale himself to the wolf chasing the sun away.
KWAB
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>>153259205
CHADtreus commanded the wolf to do that.
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>>153259194
>Sonicfags are just straight up writing homosexual fanfiction and calling it a win
Damn Wally really broke you freaks
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>>153259205
Atreus tanked the wolf’s ROAR which is greater and equal to its feats
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I renember being on the isl-ERK, I mean private jet...Fuck...I mean my house, with Kratos, we got drunk, and he started to insult indians, afroamericans, and latinos. He is a filthy liar,.
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>>153259242
Where did you find this clip of shapeshifted Atreus?
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>>153258749
he was the embodiment of hierarchy and the power of authority. he's zeus' strongest soldier (metaphorically, he's not actually that strong physically) and always talks about how his rule is just and necessary and even his most tyrannical and harsh orders are rightful, in fact the harsher they are the better.
kratos, his sister bia (embodiment of violence) and hephaestus are sent to carry out prometheus' punishment by chaining him to a rock, and while bia holds the titan still (she's one of the few strong enough to overpower him) and prometheus works on the chains and nails kratos just oversees the operation and smugly tells prometheus that he'll never escape from his torment (eventually prometheus does escape with the help of herakles)
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>>153259158
>spoonfeed me something I will move the goalpost if you do
No. Post Kratos not needing to break his fall so he doesn’t die to fall damage.
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Atreus solos your favorite verse btw.
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Roar. NOW.
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Uraraka Ochako, the people's champion
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>>153259242
>Atreus humiliated and has male wolf lover stolen from him
K,b,c
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>>153259235
>Wally isn't' the fag for loving it. Sonic is!
You. Fucking. Lost. FAGGOT
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>>153259205
Atreus tanked the wolf's knot which scales even higher than that feat
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Asurasissies... we were wrong... Hermes speedblitzes us...
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/a/a0/GOW3_Remastered_Hermes_Insane_Speed.mp4/revision/latest?cb=20240114184143
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>>153259278
>Featsissy not so sure about his "feats" the second someone holds him to the same standards he applies to everyone else
Many such cases
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>>153259322
Wally won the CANON battle. You Sonicfags are the ones coping by rewriting your homosexual fanfictions
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>M-My hero might have been easily destroyed by his opponent, but at least I have my gay fanfiction!
Who says this?
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>>153259335
You’re the same guy begging multiple times for the same thing that’s been shown to you but reject it like a bitch. Still can’t tell if you’re a Kratosfag or a MHAfag. The latter is more likely.
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>>153259194
>>153259322
>>153259341
Sonic fags really don’t want to acknowledge speed force hax do they
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>>153259370
Wally...
Mario...
Goku...
Superman...
Omni-Man...
Thragg...
Invincible...
Thor...
Deku...
The Hulk...
Ben 10...
Denji...
Kratos...
Asura...
Yuji...
Gojo...
Joker...
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>>153259299
I am HERE!
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>>153259391
>speed force hax
Worthless when Wally is canonically sissified and only wants tight blue assholes.
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>>153259334
wait...it gets worse...Pandora statues slowsura as well...
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>>153259391
As you can see they don't have an argument for it because it destroys their preconceived notion that the blue rodent is the strongest and fastest thing in fiction. Their minds are incapable of processing this without causing severe psychological damage to themselves
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>>153259471
>He thinks we need to discuss something that is a well known fact all around the world
You lost. Sonic won. That's it.
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>>153259458
>Obvious charge up of glowing light before the large burst of light
Any idiot can react to this
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Say it out loud with me
THE WINNER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS BE: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

BOOM! DONE!
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There could be femboys in this very thread.
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>>153259483
Doesn't look like your Rodent won to me >>153259093
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>>153259519
>Match Death Battle publicly apologized for being so wrong.
Again.
You lost.
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>>153259458
>watches Kratos’ long windup animation
>moves before it goes off
Lol
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>>153259535
>Shit that didn't happen
Lol Wally really did WARP your mind
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kill yourself
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>>153257637
Kratos vs Asura
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>>153259545
>>Shit that didn't happen
You mean Wally and Mario winning?
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>>153258619
They need to have a FMA vs Avatar rematch with the updated scaling.
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FACT: In the canon crossover, Sonic casually speed blitz Barry and Thawne.
FACT: Sonic has higher stats all around than Mario in any official crossover.
FACT: FAGrio and FAGly lost all passion in life and only crave Sonic's cute tight blue asshole. They're FAGS.
KO!
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Matchups for this feel?
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>>153259605
Goku (Atreus) vs Sonic (Chest)
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>>153259143
Chakravartin literally threw fucking stars at Asura
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>>153257825
>spawn is still 4-0 across DB and DBX
superKEK...
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>>153259535
>>153259560
Who the hell argued that it was wrong? It's wally fucking west. The flash is bullshit personified.
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>>153259605
Sonic(Atreus) vs Any character in fiction (Chest)
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>>153259620
Replied to the wrong guy, anon.
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>>153259618
So goku ends up cracking sonic skull after he no sells an attack from his base form?
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>>153259622
Even Death Battle admits Spawn would lose to Kratos
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>>153259626
The Sonicfags here have deluded themselves into believing he beat Wally.
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>>153259645
>believing
He did.
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When is Columbo vs Light? We've waited long enough
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>>153259654
It's the next time. Source you ask? Liam told me
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Could Savage Dragon or Spawn beat Thragg? It's all the same universe right?
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>Mithra casually travelling MFTL+
>Atreus struggling to open a wooden chest
KEKAROOOOOOO!
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>>153259672
Either of them could do it casually.
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>>153259672
Spawn got killed by a weaker Mark.
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>>153259605
So this is the MULTIVERSAL MAMMOTH that can fight on par with KINGtos...
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>>153259605
That chest would've solo'd Asura.
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>>153259694
Light realistically wins this btw
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>>153259620
Yellow, red and blue ones at that. He considered all of that a simple trial too.
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This mecha used to be the strongest of them all, even higher than Gurren Lagaan...
And then everything fell down once it was found out that it's feats were invalidated because it was all crappy translation
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>>153258431
Bakugo can also make flash bang too dumbass. And Deku successfully shielded his eyes in time unlike Cucktos who couldn't
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>>153259652
Explain because we clearly see the infinite mass punch scattering his atoms.
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>>153259382
Actually you faggots stopped posting the Fraudulent Asura star busting feat after I started with this Shitpost.
It shows how fucking sensitive and insecure you faggots are.
>Still can’t tell if you’re a Kratosfag or a MHAfag
Neither, I'm just someone who enjoys instigating shit because people here genuinely get angry when you point out their favorite characters are frauds
Now please post Asura destroying a star or else he is a planet level jobber
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>>153259772
>B-But!
Cucky Bakugo and Deku can't do it because they are sub bullet level. Kratos is MFTL because of Helios and his speed is irrelevant, cucky.
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>>153259821
>admits he’s baiting and shitposting
So explain to me why I should bite your bait? I have the feat but why should I spoonfeed you if you’re a disingenuous fuck?
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>>153259821
Stars have shitloads of compressed mass so you arent even seeing how much stuff is in the sun. You could decompress the sun to have it as big as fucking Jupiters orbit to understand how much mass is in the sun
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>>153259690
*weaker spawn from a weaker universe got killed by a weaker mark
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>>153259748
One of the only things vsbw made right.
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Man. People are really taking the Kratos bait in April 2026, huh?
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>>153259919
>Kratos is MFTL because of Helios and his speed is irrelevant,

It's irrelevant because it's so damn slow compared to Deku
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>>153259734
>subbed Chakravartin and extra material calls Naraka a 'world between worlds' or an 'interdimensional world'
Probably doesn't mean much but still curious
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>>153256022
>>153256022
QRD on that meme? Who's the one on the right?
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Canon Fact Kektos cannot survive underwater and can drown, this makes him weaker than super friends aquaman
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>>153259935
>"I totally have the feat! But I can't post it!"
These featbros sound just like the statementbros...
>>153259957
>"T-the stars are massive it's just that they are super compressed, that's why they are barely the size of Jupiter"
We are reaching Touhou levels of cope, let's see how low can we sink
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>>153259999
That's because Asurajeets are still sore from their public humiliation.
They are easy to bait

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