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>>11489708
I fucked up slightly and forgot new QotD

New QotD is now: what position do you think is the most underrated for pleasuring that anus?

>>11489710
>what position do you think is the most underrated for pleasuring that anus?
Prone
The angle isn't quite right for maximum prostate stimulation, reaching is difficult, and it's sometimes uncomfortable to have your cock flush.
But you FEEL it when something is in you, good god.

>>11489739
My favorite position is standing with the dildo suctioned against a vertical surface. Its a similar angle to the Prone position, but easier since there's no reaching round required, Just moving your body. Whenever I finally lose my virginity, I'd love to try the Prone position. The stimulation from being pushed into the bed seems like something I could really enjoy.

>>11489708

>>11489223

>>11489778
I'd fuck two cakes

>>11489778
This is what happens when they don't post in the old thread that there IS a new thread

Fucking retarded

>>11490078
Please fuck me until I'm retarded

>>11490083
Get a fuck machine for that hehe

Answering QotD, full nelson

It's absolutely worth the stretching

I keep hearing x lube best but I can't get it here, is k lube okay

Who else here use a hismith? I got some questions like what angle you prefer to have the machine in for prone

>>11489739
The best time I ever got pegged was prone with my wife putting her full weight on me. Couldn't cum from it but I did not want it to end

>>11490343
Based, lucky lucky guy to have a wife who pegs

Howd you find out she's based

>>11490343
I love prone too, but I just have a fuck machine for it

Just got done riding my horse dildo to completion, fuck me it never gets old

>>11490189
klube is xlube with preservatives to prevent it from going bad after a few weeks.
jlube has sugars tho, which is a big no-no.

>>11490426
Oh okay, so just don't get jlube?

>>11490428
Go with x if at all possible, it's the best one

Its safe to do a saliva/drool/spit enema? Want to train deeptroath then anal but collect the drooling in a bowl and un the middle of the action funnel it down my onahole its a kinky thing for me dont plan on eating just a few beers while at it so muy stomach Is empty

>>11490640
Yeah it's safe as far as no harm, but it's some of the worst lube available and won't last very long at all

It's allergy season!
If I sneeze and the plug pops out, does that mean it's time to size up?

Sneezing is ruining my hole faster than kegels or thrusting ever have. I'm at like 2.9" diameter currently

>>11490659
Yes, time to size up again you sneeze slut

>>11490660
How much bigger

>>11490666
3.25"

>>11490640
Probably
Saliva IS very high in bacteria, and notably different bacteria than your colon and intestines. You might have a gut flora reaction, but, probably not that bad.
I think the bigger issue is collecting enough of it to saturate the colon.

>>11490656
>>11490848
Okey two different answers, i dont plan on doing a liter enema just for the kink pour all the drool i can collect. Not as lube notbelly inflation
But i was worried about the bacteria on my mouth, technically isnt THAT different
But a brushing and using Listerine could help?
Worst what happened when ive done A2M once fron the hornyness with a not so clean dildo was some belly ache after

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How do people go about selling their toys? Do people even buy used dildos?
I have a bunch of stuff I'd like to get rid of either because I tired of it or because my eyes wrote a check my ass couldn't cash.

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thinking about buying this one, but cant decide on a color combination
any suggestions

>>11490983
You're eating shit retard

>>11491066
Reddit has used toys exchange

If you can manage to feel okay with sterilizing your toys sufficiently and giving some random your payment info and mailing info

>>11491077
Hell yeah get the longest one

>>11491077
>>11491156
thats the plan, meant color suggestions

>>11490983
>>11491100
you cannot catch anything from your own poop you dont already have.
im not advocating eating your poop im just saying you dont have to be super careful in this regard.

Anyway saliva in the ass is fine. Everyone in this general should be taking a probiotic regularly anyway though im not sure this would particularly even require a need.

>>11491212
retard
e. coli doesn't care whose poop it came from

>>11491212
You're genuinely retarded if you think you can eat your own shit and not get violently ill

>>11491212
You cannot be serious

>>11491077
Where is this from?

>>11491212
Sure, you already "have" all those things because theyre in your gut so you arent catching anything new... Doesnt mean you wont get sick if you put them elsewhere.
Anything going ass -> mouth needs to be cleaned very thoroughly first.

Im pretty sure the first guy was talking about mouth -> ass though not the other way around...

>>11491248
i specifically said im not advocating eating your poop
>>11491232
did i say to rub your poop somewhere that is not your gi tract?
>>11491387
he mentioned impulsively a2m once in a post out of hornyness and i was pointing out that thats fine

>>11491345
nothosaur

>>11491426
>im not advocating eating your poop im just saying its okay if you do

>>11491454
the dose makes the poison

>>11491426
Stop eating poop bro

I love taking it in my butt so much FUCK

>>11491457
theres a pretty huge gap between 'the bacterial load in this circumstance is probably too low for infection' and 'you can't get sick from your own poop'

>>11491563
where do you get
>cant get sick
from
>cannot catch anything
? im talking about parasites, new bacteria, diseases, etc.
somehow we went from me consoling anon that hes not now at risk of having been infected with something from his impulsive atm incident to /analgen/ being fixated on poop eating.
Those impulsive moments are by and large fine assuming you cleaned and there isnt a glob of poop on the toy in which case i would hope someone would not be impulsively driven to put it into their mouth in the first place. Its going to be the same as if you could lick your own ass.

>>11491600
to 'catch something' is synonymous with getting an infection

>>11491604
and you arent going to get that
at worst you will double up on some of the byproducts your microbiome makes and feel unwell

>>11491606
anon its time to stop telling people its okay to eat poop

>>11491607
im not saying its okay to eat poop
im saying you wont catch anything from your own ass

>>11491610
>im not saying its okay
>im just saying its okay
just stop

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can both of you shut UP

>>11489708
>qotd, prep
Topped Toy's Gapekeeper line - soft silicon, round bulb - it compresses at spincter(s), then spreads to fill the space. I find that it prepares me great - huge range of sizes to.

I'll plug myself as early in the day as possible, then play at night, plugs make bigger toys easier faster.

>>11491066
>selling
More trustworthy to trade with family and friends, also less shipping and less trust issues about toy condition.

>>11490659
Yeah sneezes are killer, makes wearing a plug in shorts without underwear tougher, have me squeezing for my life at the supermarket.

>>11491621
their advertising and including pictures of people in their product pages repels me

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>>11491444
How are Nothosaur's firmnesses compare to Neotori's?
Anyone that has both and can compare them?

>>11491627
>ads
Do you mean them referring to their customers as sluts?
>real ppl in pics
Why does it repel you?

>>11491646
>Why does it repel you?
Not that anon but I also don't like topped toys pics. I'm not into that kind of guy. Masculine guys in tiny underwear put me off and so it makes it hard to judge the toy objectively.
I'm sure for their usual buyers it's not a problem and probably even helps sale but it's not for me or for that anon it seems. There is a reason most toy sellers just have the toy and not a model showing it off
idk man

>>11491649
Ah, ty for thoughtful answer!

>>11491649
Pretty much exactly what this guy said. I don't like seeing people in them, just the product

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I threw out my edge 2 about a month ago with the goal of giving up porn and anal. Was going great until I tried to implement a nofap protocol and in no less than 3 days I was fingering and spanking myself like a bitch in heat while getting off to the idea of how much a dirty slut I was being. The guilt helped me hit a new shoulder press PR of 135 for 5x5. Thank you Analgen for the gains.

Posted this in the other analgen, but that one seems dead.


The kids will be at their grandparents this Tuesday, so the wife and I have planned to try pegging me for the first time.

I'm a semi experienced buttslut, but she has never even tried a dildo up her own butt. How do I make this the best experience for the both of us? My wife doesn't know about my collection of dog and horse dildos, so my plan is to just use the small non-descript one I usually use as the very first warm-up dildo.

Other than being extremely OCD about my own cleanliness, what else should I do/prepare for? Anyone else has experience getting pegged by someone who has never tried anything like that before?

>>11491654
>>11491649
Genuine question, aversion to the people presenting the products is novel to me:
1. straightness?
2. femininity?
Or, if you can pinpoint it otherwise, what's the cause of the aversion?
Personally, if I'd avoid them for a reason, it's because they are Canadian.

>>11491669
Good on you anon!
Now.to work on your squat, make sure to find an appropriate squat plug.

>>11491674
I cant speak for anyone else but to me the toy is the sexy part
It's something I imagine the texture of, the feel of it inside me, having sex with it, right? Even just looking online for a new toy can be really hot to me.
It's much harder for me to imagine those things when there's a person in the image with them, especially if it's someone i find unattractive.
It might also be because I enjoy my toys solo, the person makes it less hot to me.
The sexyness that comes from the toy itself just kind of dissipates because it's hard to separate from the person holding it who I don't have attraction to/feel put off by.

I hope this makes some sense.

>>11491674
I think that I speak for us all, when I proclaim that I am super straight, but that anal penetration feels incredible, and that having a real cock do the penetration is the cherry on top.

>>11491683
While not relatable, I understand your position as you stated it. Ty analon.

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>>11491674
1.

>>11491675
I'm ocd about getting going above my usual weight and getting injured. Maybe the plug will be just what I need to get in the right head space and SMASH my weak submissive mindset.

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>>11491687
You are very welcome.
I assume that their main customers do find the models attractive and that that helps sales but it's just not my thing and I understand it's not for me and that's okay/

>>11491690
>I'm ocd about getting going above my usual weight and getting injured.
That's a good ocd to have, though.
Young/pros can manage injuries, less so as older and when not a professional.

Still though, the plug adds at least 20lb to your 1rp.

>>11491691
>I assume that their main customers do find the models attractive and that that helps sales but it's just not my thing and I understand it's not for me and that's okay/
I'm mostly asexual (just like the physical aspect), and what I like is them casually calling their customers sluts. Personally I'm struggling to not consider myself one, even though MOST of my play is solo or with machine.

>>11491674
The 'hard gay' stuff gives me the ick.

>>11491700
Hmm, maybe I misjudged this sub's commenters.

>>11491730
Good, but you do need another warmup dildo?

>>11491730
funny how you link the BBC color...
you know you want it so go help yourself...

>>11491731
>this sub's commenters

>>11491732
no. I'm trying find a bigger one. This isn't it >>11491740
need a bigger dildo

>>11491744
>this dom's commenters

>>11489708
Okay, what is the best canine dildo right now? I'm looking for something BD Rex XL size

>>11491610
You'll catch getting sick from eating shit nigga

>>11491623
How far has it shot out before

>>11491649
I just don't look at the guy cause I'm not gay

They mostly have pics of just the toys, you gotta go looking for the real humans

>>11491685
Wouldn't be able to agree, cause I'm not gay so I haven't taken real cock

>>11491969
I wish feminine dicks were real.

>>11492035
I wish dommy mommy anthro furry futa wolfes were real so i ca be fucked and knotted

>>11492037
Now make them knotted horse dicks that can cumflate me unbelievably big

>>11491968
Not with the site we are taking about, keep up anon.

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>>11492039
Nah, two futas wolf and horse would be better for me

>>11492040
The topped toys website, yes I know
I own a hilt, a chute, and a pegasus
actually I also have a mordax

>>11492048
Nah your image is right, insanely thick tentacles that just magically stretch you all over the place without harm

>>11492049
So how is clicking on the rideables page "looking for the real humans". I didn't exactly deep dive
None of these are just images of the toys alone, not until you go to the specific toys pages themselves.
Maybe when you last used it this wasn't the case but it certainly is now.
https://files.catbox.moe/06rfcu.png

>>11492055
Well shit, that's new lel
Alright, I concede

>>11492055
>>11492057

Okay I browsed more, wow they really fagged up the place
It's a shame cause their toys are so much better in hitting just right

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>>11492057
No worries, I figured it must have been something that changed recently.

>>11492059
I might just email them and ask for a fag/no fag option too toggle on the site so I can browse their really well made toys lolololol

>>11492061
Fuck it I'll ask them too, we can convince them

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>>11492050
tentcles would bi fine too

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>>11489708
Some anal pegging?

>>11492076
DAP tentacles are peak kino

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>>11492055
Personally I like it when the people making these are actual buttsluts and not some random chinese factory making money off western degens (yes I know China is also full of anal addicts), it's hot reading the descriptions and knowing they were writing whilst the author was having his insides re-arranged by a massive silicone monster cock

>>11491670
Just keep it simple and communicate what you like and don't like and let her do the same. If she's anything like mine she'll be self conscious about how she looks wearing the strap and whether she's "doing it right" so she might need lots of reassurance. I was so caught up in how she'd think of me I hadn't considered that aspect. If she's down to give it a go you're already winning, a debrief, maybe a day or two after any kink stuff can help make things better.

if I were a shameless buttslut or had a private place like you guys, all my free time would be wasted on DIYing toys for different purposes and holes. it just sounds like a cool hobby

>>11492121
She has actually worn the strap on and had the exact reaction you mention.

I was also surprised about that, though in hindsight, I would also feel a bit strange if I had to wear a pair of silicone tits.

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fyi, neotori is offering special uv-reactive, rainbow marble coloration for their 7th anniversary at no extra cost
maybe someone wants, idk. i already ordered something last week so i gotta be strong against the fomo

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>https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/15xf1ofl
Link for a while if any anons wanna play with my butt

>>11491674
I would also be put off by a naked woman holding an onahole. If there's porn on your product page and you're not selling porn, it feels deceptive and unprofessional.
Fantasy dildos like BD get a pass because the dildos themselves are kinda pornographic. Same for toys that are explicitly trying to look like real body parts.

so what's an alternative to psyllium husk since it's basically lead

>>11492232
>since it's basically lead
?

>>11492232
I've read about ground flax seed. It has about half the fiber content of husk, but you can get some that is grown very locally, rather than in India.

Haven't tried it yet, though, so I don't know how easily it disperses in water

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>>11492169
Treated you to a few sessions earlier, I hope you liked them anon.
Man I should get a vibe, it sounds fun having other people play with your butt. Thinking about the Hush 2 1.75in.

>>11491967
I've only ejected the plug at home, and usually it's coughing, usually hits something and falls to ground, lube sprays like a shotgun usually.


Related, I like dildos, and ass will eject a 6x6 dildo (on machine/wall), unless it's very firm.

>>11491969
>gay means taking cock
As incorrect as the inverse,
>non-gay means not taking cock

>>11491649
pfffhahahah AHAHAHAHAHA
imagine being so much of a pansy-ass weenie pussy that seeing men makes them feel icky to buy toys for stretching their own asshole. i have no idea what level of cognitive dissonance we are operating on here but thanks for the laughs anyways, faggot.

>>11492377
Bald

>>11492377
are you 5 years old?

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I love assplay
mine, yours, doesnt matter

>>11492055
I don't look at the pics.. I read those horny reviews

>>11492165
Gotta get it, looks dope

>>11492347
No that's correct, lesbians aren't gay because they don't take cock

That's why they're called lesbians

I was going to buy a LoveArc (link for reference https://www.lovearc.com/) but thought it looked too thin to mount my big toys on and the accessories are way too expensive. Saw someone on Reddit suggest getting a wobble board off of Amazon and using it in the same way. I ran the dimensions through ChatGPT and the potential stroke length was long enough to fully insert my Nothosaur Conola XXL so I bought one immediately and tested it out with a slightly smaller (11" insertable, 2.6" diameter) toy. Holy shit it's so much easier than riding and completely silent too, aside from the usual sloppy hole sounds. Haven't worked my way up to taking the horse in some time but next time I do I'm going to absolutely wreck my asshole with it.

>>11492108
Yeah that and the ass cancer from chinesium

>>11490156
You been f*cked like that? What is it like?

>>11492501
I've been thinking of getting one as well. How long/curved was yours?

>>11489710
>what position do you think is the most underrated for pleasuring that anus?
Pronebone, it's unbelievably good. It feels amazing to have a guy pressing down on you, it hits the prostate, and there's extra humiliation from the possibility of getting your dick permalimp like prone masturbators sometimes do.

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>tfw no trap boyfriend

>>11492501
what wobble board?

>>11492232
A little lead never hurt nobody

>>11492507
Glorious deep full fucked cum my brains out orgasmic

>>11492501
Wobble board

Are you trying to make a poor man's sybian

>>11492725
Don't say me it was futa mommy

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>>11492312
>>11492232
Oh fuck, I just looked it up...
So I was making myself a dumb bimbo by eating psyllium husk every day?
Another reminder to never eat anything your ancestors never ate...

>>11492782
Getting a good amount of sun exposure and make yourself sweat a lot is a good way to excrete heavy metals, and toxins in general.

>>11492818
this seems like bro science, i don't tend to trust people who use the word "toxins" unironically
take this as an open letter to base your claims on something tangible

>>11492818
That's not at all how that works, go back to talking about anal

>>11492772
She is

Who up riding their toys for that sweet sweet analgasm

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>>11492911
Was up late last night and managed to get my first real prostate orgasm. It was fucking unreal. Just laid on the floor prone bone with my njoy wand sliding in and out with long, deep, strokes. It was so weird, I could feel my body getting hotter and waves of pleasure would radiate through me. Normally I would chase this feeling and get frustrated when it would end, but this time I just "forgot" about it and the wave would subside only for another stronger one to take its place. I wasn't really thinking about anything except how good I felt. I think I just lost my mind for a bit because I spent the next hour panting and drooling, listening to my own moans and sloppy sounds of my ass getting pounded as my toes curled. I finally managed to coax out a wet orgasm and it felt like a thick load of cum was slowly pouring out my semi-hard cock, but on further examination there was only a small drop of cum on the towel that I was laying on. I think I could have kept going, but I needed a break. The scary part was after I leaked that small bit my prostate was super sensitive, and I probably could have fucked myself real stupid if I kept going....

I can't wait to try and destroy my ass the same way with the rest of my toys, send help.

>>11492974
How did you use your njoy? I havent been able to really get anything out of mine. It feels nice I guess, but riding my normal dildos just feels better, even though I cant get anything close to a butt-orgasm (of any kind) with them.

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>>11493011
What I do is I lay flat on my stomach and I insert the large end of the wand. I grab the wand by putting my dominant hand between my legs and holding the small end between my thumb and index finger. At this point I can use small finger movements to move the wand in and out. You can then work in a bit more wrist action to change the angle and getting deeper strokes. Curling your wrist and extending your fingers will raise the small end and you can then put more direct downward pressure into it. Basically I just alternate between the straight in and out and angling the wand downward on the prostate. Oh, and adjusting how your legs are spread can also change how it feels. Spreading your legs relieves pressure, while bringing both legs together tight really makes your whole ass feel intense, like it pushes everything together for the wand to pound.

That's basically it for what I do physically. I think the key though was just letting my head go empty like a dumb slut. Getting in the right headspace was key, any mental distractions or discomfort probably wouldn't have made it possible. Get some headphones and watch whatever porn you like, if you've got it a bit of THC definitely helps, but idk I personally want to be able to get into the headspace without weed. Is any of that helpful? If you want me to elaborate or clarify I can.

(Also what the fuck everytime I try to post it says my IP is range banned, both over wifi and mobile. Guess I need a burner email.)

>>11493026
Hmm, haven't tried laying down flat on my stomach. I've mainly tried laying on my back, with my legs raised a bit, as my hands have easier access that way.

Next time I've got the house to myself, I'll give it a go.

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gah, it happened :|
>go to a motel with my bag of plugs and only dildo
>bring cucumber for good measure, literally
>put on fishnets, sexy thong and bra. thorougly clean myself.
>clean the few toys I have, cucumber has been dressed in a condom
>smoke some weed, down a couple beers
>insert small plug
>put on sexy music on my bluetooth speaker (boss bitch playlist on YT)
>room has a pole dancing area, with a pole and a hanging fuck harness thing.
>was dancing, trying to get in the mood. smoking some more.
>get tired, lie in bed, browse normal shit as if I'm in my own couch.
>"ok well, time to go".

I just left. I didn't even try on anything else. Didn't even give myself a few minutes to gather my thoughts or anything. My libido dropped to zero, and I just gathered my shit and left.
sucks, man. I had been planning for a couple weeks. I had even taken psyllium (I mean, actual lead) these past days. Had an alibi for my sexy escapade. Everything.
I don't even know what happened. This kind of thing happens when I'm at home and somehow I don't feel like continuing, but I have never wasted a motel visit like this.
Any reccs? What playlist do you recommend for anal play? I mean, actual music. Anything else I should've done or brought with me?

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>>11493117
I mean you can't really "force" yourself to be in the mood, but nipple stimulation is my preferred form of foreplay and that usually gets me in the mood, as for media, I usually get some ear-eating asmr in the background while I either scroll through a gooner throwaway twitter account and/or look through joi database or something to find something visually stimulating

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>>11493117
try to get horny before you get high, desu alcohol makes me tired and kills my horny. I find wearing a plug throughout the day before having a session at night also means you stay in the mood the whole day and then the session is the peak of it rather than the whole event.

Why is anal so addicting? I wanna get fucked all the time.

>>11493117
Why do you go to a motel for that?

>>11493117
If you'd brought a man with you, you wouldn't have bitched out

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>neo elite glow cumming tomorrow
im already so horny

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>>11493146
Got it. I've used nipple clampa before. Fuck, in fact, I reckon I wore some that one and only time I had a hamds free ejaculatory orgasm, years ago. Hmm. Thanks.
tf is ear eating?
Yeah, the main fuck up was, I wasn't watching any shemale porn. Yeah, I prefer calling it shemale.
>>11493172
Hmmmm good point on being horny before. I totally was not horny when I puffed the first one. I've been on a t break, so I got probably higher than I should have. As for plugging, it's the first thing I did upon getting to that motel. It was right after work, so not sure if I can do that safely.
>>11493188
>why go to a motel
Living with GF. Knocked her up, so she's always home.
Incidentally, she found tgirl porn on her laptop one time she had to fly, and she wanted to break up. Convinced her not to, but she is waay vanilla. This was before having a kid.
Also,motels are hot. Here they're only used for fucking. Should get one in the mood. But it didn't.

>>11493186
'Cuz it feels good in a way nothing else does, silly!

>>11492974
Congrats, anon!
That sounds about right, especially the super fuzzy headspace after.
Now just imagine getting fucked through that headspace, and having your head pet and being called cute and hugged and snuggled during that.

>>11492974
Hell yeah let's go slut

>>11493263
I'd rather be tied and blindfolded during that and realize he isn't gonna stop just cause I gasmed

>>11493263
God I need that so bad, wish I had a cute bf to manhandle and fuck me silly, fuck.
>>11493288
Feeling tired tonight but that encouragement makes me want to bust out the toys. I got a Hush 2 and a chastity cage on the way too. I can't wait for strangers to play with my ass and call me a good slut.

>>11493296
Good slut, excited for you

>>11493296
How long until they arrive

>>11493263
I'm not gay but this sounds nice
Is it really like that in real life?

>>11492907
*Angry noises*
I want to be fucked by shemale too, but i have only ugly bastards in my area.

>>11493380
You know what must be done, become the first

>>11493380
>>11493411

OR fuck the uggos so hard they crave to become futa, but you're not nearly alpha enough

Who here wants a woman to tie him up and actually try to peg the straight out of his ass?

I know I do

>>11493419
Yo same but like knotted dildos only

>>11493419
Yes please

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Full nelson anal is goated

>>11493419
I mean I wasn't really straight before I got pegged but it definitely let to getting dicked down by the real thing

>>11493448
See that's why I'm curious about it, I kinda wanna find someone who likes turning guys into anal addicted gays and find out if I can resist or end up turned

Is that weird

>>11493448
That's kinda gay no?

>>11493343
my dommy mommy pats my head afterwards. its pretty great as long as I don't nut. if I cum at all from penis stimulation though it sucks me right out and into post nut clarity. if I cum from anal it's okay though, I really fucking love anal. maybe i'm abnormal but post nut clarity is always mega depressing / exhausting and it's not even a shame thing.

>>11493457
That's why I wanna learn to go anal only for orgasms... How long did it take you to get your first one

>>11493462
That's a pretty complicated question. Without going into my whole life story, it took a while. Probably not until after I tried chastity for a full week? Nowadays I can hop in the shower and have a couple orgasms within 20 minutes, and feel "satisfied" even if I ejaculated earlier that day but it's definitely a mindset. If you're not in the right mood, cock can go from being the best thing you've ever felt to outright uncomfortable.

>>11493464
>How long did it take
>iTs CoMpLiCaTeD

Bitch it's just a number

>>11493464
You can hop in the shower and be ready to go that quick for cumming from anal??

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>>11493342
They get here saturday. Think I won't cum for the next few days, then I'll be nice and ready to be caged and plugged.

>>11492818
>Just sweat away the lead bro, just go to a sauna and sweat, it will totally get rid of lead!
>What? It gets in your bones? Acts as calcium? Literally rots your brain? Nah bro, just sweat it!

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>>11493504
Yes. It honestly is all about state of mind. I'm sure you've came from rubbing one out super fast before, and you've probably also taken a much longer time as well (barring any medical issues). It's kind of like that except there's no refractory period. I just came like an hour ago and I already miss the feeling but I'm a little sore and have to get things done so I'll wait until later.
>>11493486
Okay. ~15 years. Realistically, not that long. Tried anal pegging with a girlfriend when I was 17 who was really gung ho about the idea. Didn't really enjoy it much, was a young kid, too many brain worms and didn't own a house to fully clean out and prep the way you should prep, etc. Fast forward ~6? more years, try it pegging again in college while drunk. Renting my own place at this point, had more time to prep and do it after a bar. Was actually quite fun but still too embarassed about liking butt stuff (I'm not a cute twink or a femboy, just a regular 5'10" guy with broad shoulders, sorry to ruin any fantasies). Started playing on my own but didn't really get into it until my wife (gf at the time) and I tried chastity in my early 30s. After 2 or 3 days of not cumming, not masturbating, and being exposed to teasing/horny stuff, was pretty much drooling for cock at that point. I'm probably BI now. Anyway, after about of week of no penis stimulation, I had my first hands free orgasm in the shower and have been a degenerate butt lover ever since. I pretty much changed my diet, eat clean, and do a quick clean before bouncing on a cock daily in the shower (if I have a free hour / no other commitments). So, idk, it took a lifetime of being a buttslut to overcome mental programming that I shouldn't love cock in my ass, lots of arguments with traditional girlfriends who didn't get it, arguments with my current wife who was initially turned off by it, etc. Younger kids probably have it way easier, so YMMV. In actuality, it only took about a week of "gooning"

>>11493509
Bro lead is bad you need to get it out every way possible including sweating wtf you on about

>>11493528
If you have lead poisoning you should go to a doctor. It definitely cant be sweated or pissed out like other toxins because its presence in the body is cumulative over long periods of time. Mass lead poisoning might explain some things about this general.

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>>11493520 again.
All that said, it's not al dicks and rainbows, there's no "ugh not horny anymore" refractory period but your body 100% will get fatigued and sensory overload from your muscles contracting over a large cock. It feels good but also incredibly overwhelming and can honestly physically wipe you out until you take a nice nap. Maybe it's just cause I'm older now but I've had mid day sessions in the past that just fucked me for the rest of the day, regardless of how much I tried to power through it. Once your internal ass muscles get tired and poofy, it's game over. That said, in this state, even small/average cocks feel amazing. Try it out sometime, when you're exhausted from too much dick, try downsizing (and getting even more exhausted).

>>11493547
You gotta piss and sweat to get lead out are you stupid

>>11493563
There is a drug that doctors prescribe that binds to the lead and makes it so you can piss it out. You don't just piss it out naturally

>>11493559
Oh, yeah, 100%
When I get a good fucking, I'm done for the next day, sometimes two. Hurts to engage my core muscles, usually gives me bad back angles.
And I knoooooow getting fingered afterwards is so fucking good

>>11493567
I sweat piss

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>>11493520
>Younger kids probably have it way easier, so YMMV
"Younger kid" here haha (mid 20s).
I got into this seriously a bit over a year ago. But had fantasized about butt stuff for a few years prior. Just too scared to buy anything for most of that time.
The most id done before this point was put some fingers inside, in the shower, no lube... that kinda sucked.
>to overcome mental programming that I shouldn't love cock in my ass
Acknowledging that im bi helped a lot with this for me and im not sure if i wouldve gone for any toys if i hadnt. I was just like "i like women therefore i am straight" for a long time since that was the most accepted way to be. Funny thing, i had multiple friends ask if i was gay or bi before id really realized it.

It took a few months from getting my first toy to getting an anal orgasm but that was more due to it taking a bit to figure out what toys my body liked and figuring out what techniques worked for me. Less so on my body actually needing to adjust to anything.
Nowadays if im really horny i can get them quite quick with minimal effort. Can certainly do it in the shower with no warmup beforehand.

Btw if you fuck your ass and want to take a shower after, consider bringing a toy in. You will still have a bunch of lube in you and the break between fucking your ass and hopping in the shower gives some time for your body to rest and ramp sensation back up unless youre fully spent already.

>>11493559
>can honestly physically wipe you out until you take a nice nap
For me this is satisfying too. It's like going to the gym and lifting weight except it's your ass. And well, in more physically straining positions/motions it really can be a workout even for the rest of the body.

>>11493231
So just do what you want to do and if the relationship doesn't work, so be it? I don't understand this mindset but I'm also single.

>>11493589
But wait, I like women and I'm straight too

>>11493639
Nah they is retarded

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Show of hands, who here has become a sock puppet before

>>11493823
Type shit

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>>11493433
indeed

test

Sooo, I finally got my wife to peg me.
Last weekend i wrote a bit about planning it, but two days ago it finally happened.

She didn't mind wearing the strap-on too much, but actually using it to penetrate me was a bit scary for her.
What worked was me taking the dildo out of the harness, and just shoving it up my own ass, showing her that the penetration wasn't scary at all.

It ended up with me on my back, and her doing me missionary. Even though the dildo was the smallest dildo I had, and I usually just use it as a warmup for my larger dildos, it was a hundred times more intense than usual.

10/10, I can absolutely recommend.

>>11493937
Congratulations!
Start considering your wife's new lovers.

>>11493941
I dont think that's relevant. The day after, she kept mentioning how hot last night had been.

But I'll keep it in mind.

I want to buy my first thighhighs and thong. Where can i find them?

>>11493937
>>11493941
>>11493942

He'll only have to worry once the chastity begins

>>11493946
The thong store dipshit

>>11493942
Please keep us updated.
Is she still fertile?

>>11493948
The original comment is deleted.
She may have hooked up with another guy already.

>>11494029
Nvm, just my app, inb4 phone poster

Last night, hilted and machine fucked medium BD Flint. Couldn't believe it

>>11494045
Based, how many times did you analgasm

>>11492232
Chia seeds and rolled oats. You can add chia seeds to a water bottle and just drink them after they have hydrated and fluffed up (20-30 minutes, it is important to let them soak before consuming this way), this is a great way to just turn your normal drinking into a constant stream of fiber. You can munch on rolled oats all by themselves though too much with out cooking them might cause some people problems.

Here is a recipe i made and use regularly:
2 cup water
2 tbsp chia seed
1 cup rolled oats
1/2 cup goji berries (get on amazon)
2 tbsp brown sugar
1 tbsp cinnamon
1 tbsp ginger

Put water in pot and add chia seeds, let soak 5-10 minutes. Turn on heat and bring to boil. Add oats and goji berries and reduce to a simmer. Cook 5 minutes, after a couple minutes of cooking start stirring in the brown sugar, cinnamon, and ginger.

This is a traditional chinese tea called ginger brown sugar water adapted to oats and chia seeds for a lot of fiber. It is supposed to taste a little strong of ginger, ginger is good for you, cinnamon helps your insulin and fat metabolism. Whole thing is full of antioxidants from multiple sources.

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It's been over a month since I've done anal + weed, it's not even funny how nothing else in life even remotely compares......

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>>11493937
>>11493948
this, now he needs to do weed plus chastity, THEN he'll feel real intensity

>>11494071
True facts, and then she makes him inhale some poppers when she grabs the horse dildo

>>11494088
Better, her new lovers fuck him alongside the dildos

>>11494102
>>11494088
why do you people have to bring cuckshit into this

>>11494136
>don't let him know what wives do after pegging
Ok, I won't.

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>>11492169
Link is up again for around an hour

>>11494102
Based and I'd volunteer for that, but only if I'm blindfolded and ball gagged so I can see or speak
The other cocks should have been threatened by the Domme for weeks but the sub doesn't know which day it happens, can only go on feel

>>11494247
Can't* see or speak

>>11494068
So when are you doing it again

>>11494247
Same, insanely hot.
Imagine a bull dumping His first load in the guy, so that he can last longer for the woman!

Looking for advice.
When on fuck machine, lying prone on platform, precum doesn't exit until get up - seems to go into urethra and maybe towards bladder - peeing after is a stream of precum - which is also harder to push out since so thick.

And way to keep it coming out while being fucked?

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>>11494508
hopefully within a week

>>11494545
Get fucked with a bigger toy, there's not enough pushing your guts around yet

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Caged up and got my new Hush 2, please break it in for me :3
https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/2e76gyuu?share_type=103

>>11494575
i need a hole that looks just like that

how aren't you guys worried that getting fucked in the ass is kinda gay

>>11494705
Because I only let women peg my ass duh

>>11494705
No only gays are worried about that

>>11494705
Why are you so worried about it, think you're turning gay?

Just hilted my hilt75 Holy fuck

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How far can you gape so far anons?

Any advice or tips? I'm trying but can't yet

>>11494763
Half an inch only

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>>11494705
it's called self-discipline, you wouldn't get it.

>>11494763
Wait... it's an actual goal that one should strive for?
I thought it was viewed as a bad side-effect of being a sodomite.

>>11494787
No I want someone else to discipline me

>>11494790
You're thinking of prolapse, something that's been greatly exaggerated and fear mongered

It absolutely should be something you don't want, it's just unless you absolutely beat the shit out of your ass and never do any recovery or training then yeah sure you'll wreck it

But you shouldn't ever be remotely close to that level of abuse to your hole unless you're some drugged up porn whore

>>11494790
Yes, you should totally strive for it

Prolapse on the other hand, avoid

>>11494772
Not bad, keep going!

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>>11494810
also acceptable

wanting to get back into butt stuff after a veeeery long break. Butt is so tight i cannot handle even the smallest dildo.
I have a small buttplug that does fit however. How long should I be wearing it to loosen up??

>>11494850
Too gay

>>11494858
A week or two

Lol nah you just gotta work it open a little slower than you used to you'll be fine

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>>11494861
nah

>>11494862
I find that inserting the toy feels fantastic, and i love having it in. But it's uncomfortable taking it out, like the lube dries out sooo fast. What sort of lube do you use for buttplugs? I'm currently using coconut oil and I feel that it dries out within just a few minutes :(

>>11494746
Good on you anon.
Now order next size, you'll be riding that toy soon.

>>11494574
Ah ok, I am up to machine fucking, to the hilt, medium Flint.

>>11494865
Yah

>>11494867
I'm trying Fuck Water, milky formula.

>>11494867
Xlube is life

>>11494871
Time to go bigger

>>11494883
Xlube mogs "fuck water" what a cringe ass zoomer name too jfc

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>>11494878
no

>>11494867
If you have a plug that's glass, metal, or hard plastic: silicone lube. A bit less slippery but pretty much impossible to dry out since theres no water in it and it isnt absorbed by the body. Sticks to skin really well too.

I really feel like I should have been female

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>>11494994
females don't have a prostate

>>11495011
unmutilated males have something better

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>>11495013
lol nah

>>11495011
It would make getting fucked easier though

>>11495011
Doesn’t really matter—lots of women still absolutely LOVE anal.

>>11494891
It's better for long term, the silicon in it doesn't dry.

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>>11495316
no way they love it nearly as much as real butt sluts like me

Got 2 offers for fisting within an hour of each other, from different platforms.
So excited.
Neither were solicited either, just random offers.

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Anal has been so inconsistent for me for a while. 4 or 5 sessions in a row will be an absolute failure and stuffing my butt will feel like not much of anything, I almost give up and take a break from it, then stubbornly try one more time and it's heavenly, an orgasm every couple thrusts. And then the cycle repeats again. I'd expect to grasp what the perfect conditions and prerequisites are, but nah, not doing anything differently.

What do you use to store the lube you make from powder?
Gemini told me reusing my previous pump bottle is unhygienic.

>>11495350
nvm I found ou that they sell the exact bottles Gemini told me about

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>>11495350
an older cleaned-out lube bottle

>>11495340
Maybe note down what you did each session so you can compare. But it could just be the vibe was wrong and your body wasn't feeling it some days. For me it's a lot harder if im stressed or tired even if I'm horny. Getting good sleep, eating well, and getting exercise all help a lot.

Personally what I do is:
1. Plug for about 30 mins or so.
2. Take out the plug, lay down, and start shoving things in me. Trying to be slow-ish and consistent in stroke timing, rushing and going fast (besides near the end) makes things a lot more difficult.
3. Take a quick break and repeat step 3 or get up and do some other positions or take a shower and fuck my ass in the shower some.

Sometimes I'm too desperate to shove something in my ass to go through all that but it is worth it if you can and it's quite consistent for me.
Also taking a quick break during a session without any toys in you can bump up sensisivity.

>>11493528
It can’t be sweated out at all you utter retard.

used my big horse dildo, got all the knots in, eternal bless.
almost wrote that dildo off!

>>11496139
Tell us about it!
I love hearing about other peoples butt experiences

>>11493639
>>11493794
100% they are retarded, there is no reasonable explanation for that mindset

>>11493117
>>11493639
seriously what. you need to tell your girlfriend, soon to be baby's mother, soon to be wife? that you like butt stuff. you can try to get her to promise secrecy, but she will almost definitely make her friends promise secrecy and tell them because 99% of women are pathological liars and oversharers. still, this is almost definitely something you should share with someone youre gonna spend your life with or youll be miserable. unless youre not THAT into butt stuff but based on the depths you go for some alone time it sounds like you are.

>>11495350
>>11495352
What does a robot know about stuffing your butt. Anyway if you’re that scared just follow basic hygiene, always clean toys before and after, if your lube feels like it is stinging it has gone off or you’re allergic to it

>>11495339
What platforms?

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>>11492782
sadly lead doesn't make you dumb in a fun bimbo way it makes you dumb in a belligerent aggressive possibly violent jerk way.

>>11493117
>>11493231
genuinely deranged to be sneaking around your pregnant GF to fuck your ass alone in a motel. i feel really bad for your kid since you guys are clearly incompatible. it's insane to stay with and knock up someone who is so against something you're clearly extremely into.

>>11490841
well it worked, the 2.9" got promoted to "sleep plug" and the 3.3" ALMOST pops out when I sneeze, then it slurps itself back inside and makes me squirt a little precum
like some kind of double sneeze

>>11496416
Based and plugged

>>11496297
>since you guys are clearly incompatible
NTA but the only deranged here is you.

>>11496535
No just you

>>11496224
Bathhouse site where I post videos, and Grindr. Then later that day, on xtoys - but I won't meet that person.

Lately I have been fucking toys with my Oxballs pighole tunnel plug, maybe that's why people are offering now.

>>11496416
What model do you sleep with?

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Hello /analgen/, I've been abstaining from ripping on my little fella until he squirts out white goo for a few weeks to help with trying to get a prostate orgasm but I've had 2 wet dreams in the past week, is this gonna fuck up my chances at getting a prostate orgasm? I've only been masturbating anally but dream me has been nutting like a fiend.

>>11495339
>>11496836
Lucky. I'd kill to fist someone's butt. The deep south is truly a hellhole.

>>11493823
At this point I would literally pay someone to let me do it for them. I'm genuinely convinced I won't find such a thing unless I move into a huge, populace city or out West or another country.

>>11492039
Based.

>>11496865
>is this gonna fuck up my chances at getting a prostate orgasm?
Probably not. You might cum less. Wet dreams are the body cleaning out when it's at its limit. There's no extra you could've been able to get at that point.
It might not empty everything but even if it does, that would only block you off from a wet orgasm.
Dry prostate orgasm or even analgasm are still on the table.
And if you do start to get wet prostate orgasms the wet dreams should stop as well.

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>>11496915
Ok, thanks for the response, my anal associate. I would prefer dry orgasms anyway I think.

>>11496851
gape keeper 93

>>11494705
the same way that playing with your dick doesn't make you gay, its your dick! Just like it's your ass. Having some guy fuck your ass, yeah that gay.

>>11496941
Wow. I tried the 85 last night, but I'm often too sensitive after play - and the second sphincters seems to push the plug into the first one. I think my 100 sits far enough in to decrease this.
Any tips for night plugging? Do you use xlube for overnight?

>>11496891
No doubt better than only having 10k people within an hour of you.

>>11496950
>Having some guy fuck your ass, yeah that gay.
Not if you're only doing it for the physical aspect.

>>11496891
I've never given out received.
Can you tell me what you like about it?

>>11496958
>any tips
I'm sleeping with a plug like two sizes below my max size, that helps a lot. Habit is part of it too, not wearing a plug to bed feels almost as weird as going to bed without brushing my teeth.

There's also a lot to be said for just being an irredeemable slut who loves waking up with a loose hole

There are nights where it just ain't workin' though and I give up halfway through or don't even try, and there's no shame in listening to your body as long as you keep at it later.

>>11497080
Awesome, ty, I'm a size or two behind you.
>slut, loose hole
Do you find that plugging makes you less irritable?
How long have you been plugging?

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Might be a weird question, but what firmness do you guys prefer? Really squishy... solid... or it depends?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85W7D3wlmxo

>>11497098
For a single density I like something on the harder side. Very soft silicones end up being hard to thrust.
But dual density is my favorite. I've got one that's 5A outer and 20A inner.

But it also depends some on the size. It's easier to fit something bigger without discomfort if it's very squishy. I'm not too into using crazy large toys.

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>>11497098
larger toys are better with softer material. I bought a M/M Nova and the knot is almost impossible for me to get in... For smaller toys though, I think more firm is better, easier to target the prostate.

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So what's the deal with psyllium suddenly being bad for you now?

>>11497327
Psyop by Big Constipation

cock cages are so stupid. Just let it dangle, you morons

>>11497098
Solid. As hard as possible with a minuscule amount of flex. Gives me control.