>>2976885
you can pick it up by the tail and whack it a few times on the table then throw it in the bin, then get a real animal, like a dog.

>>2976885
owning a pet is like having a kid
if you don't have the time to take care for it and train it, you shouldn't have one to begin with

>>2976908
he shits and pees in the litterbox he just does it for fun

>>2976885
First off get it fixed if it isn't already. Male cats spray everywhere if they've got balls. Secondly get multiple litter boxes and clean them daily or it'll piss elsewhere out of spite.

If your cat is doing this, and it's not male and fixed, it's probably sick. Take it to the vet.

>>2976960
it's a male and not fixed
fuck me I'm gonna have to cut his balls off

>>2976962

If you're not doing well financially, look up "4 Paws". They can pay for, or reduce the price of getting your cat neutered.

>>2976962
Either that or kick him out of the house altogether

>>2976962
Please do not DIY neuter your cat or put him on the street.

>>2976981
>DIY neuter your cat
now that's an idea

>>2976885
Concentration camp

>>2976885

Male cats get their urethra clogged if they don’t drink enough water and eat only dry. Is he randomly squatting in weird places and peeing only a little
bit? That’s usually a sign

>>2976887
Fpbp

>>2976887
Man i hate dogfags

>>2976885
>kill cat
>world is a better place
>also, no cat piss clean up
Problem solved, but youll need a shovel to deal with the body.

>>2977104
and i hate people that smell like cat piss, which every indoor cat owner does but you're too used to it to notice.

>>2976885
Cat pissing inside.
No fix for it.

OP here, does anybody have any suggestions how I can neuter my cat?

>>2976962
You can do this yourself. First, get a either a burlap sack or a fireman's boot...

>>2977146
Dental floss around the balls till they die and then cut them off with scissors. You gotta really tie it tight to cut off circulation :)

>>2977181
Thanks anon, I'll give it a try

>>2976977
Or crate him at night until he learns to behave or enjoy being a crate cat if you don't have an enclosed patio to turn into a cat habitat.

>>2976885
It probably has diabetes. Is the piss sticky?

>>2977196
NO you retard

>>2976885
Go room by room and piss on everything yourself to assert dominance.

>>2978213
nah

>>2976908
Its nothing like having a kid because kids eventually out grow their uselessness.
Also you dumb cunt, OP said it was doing this at night. Is he supposed to stay up every night until his faggot cat gets it?>>2976885
Go on aliexpress and get a cheap esp32, a motion sensor and whatever you feel is needed to tame the little fucker. E Z P Z

>>2976962
you have to do it before he starts producing test that compels him to mark territory
tfw ended up with catto during corona who would act endearing all the time but once pissed directly at my face at night

>>2976885
If you haven't already mutilated your cat, get a dog and train it to piss on the cat anytime the cat tries to piss anywhere but the litterbox.

>>2978288
So do dogs, they can literally provide services well enough to get licenses and jobs, they can be trained to sniff out the most expensive substances on earth if you actually care for them and take the time to train them instead of ignoring them to play on your phone.