contrived accoutrement

It looks like a costume.

Hat, Belt, and Boots

>>18658104
This, too many little things. Niggas can't just choose a few pieces. Get rid of the hat and replace the cringe curly stache with a normal trapezoid style and it's probably fine

The jacket just doesn’t go with the outfit. He does dress his age, though.

whole outfit screams 'I wanna be a cowboy but I live in Paris, so I’ll wear this stupid hat instead.' It’s just too many things at once. The Pecos are fine, but they look brand new, which gives off a major cosplay vibe."

>>18658083
the moustache. the pants also don't go with the jacket.

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>>18658083
Cowboy belt, whip(?), and moustache

put a neck tattoo on him and it works

>>18658083
Moustache makes him look like a cartoon character. If he isn't going to take himself seriously, why should I?
Not sure what material the pants are but I would expect denim or corduroy, nothing pleated like that for workwear.
It's obvious that the guy doesn't work and is just trying to create the appearance of someone that does, without considering why they would choose the clothes they do.

>>18658083
It looks like a nerd wearing a retarded costume by combining multiple jock outfits. Those nerdy glasses, faggot hat and the goofy hipster mustache are the icing on the shit cake.

>>18658272
Get rid of the glasses as well. Glasses are for pencil pushing nerds.

>>18658083
Nothing about this outfit or his look appears natural or nonchalant or effortless.
He looks like he painstakingly poured over every single thing he owns and thought long and hard about how to make the perfect outfit for a Instagram picture he tags #workwear #heritgage. He looks stiff and unnatural and has too much shit on like the belt and whatever that thing hanging is
He's just trying way too hard to look a certain way for a picture

>>18658272
A lot better. Lose the glasses and this isn't a terrible fit

>>18658272
Now he is a jewish cowboy

>>18658083
he looks like the hardest job he's ever worked was as a barista

>>18658272
switch that shitty cap for a stetson and proper western boots, ditch that wallet chain thing

Polished boots, crisp line in jeans, no wear marks in denim jacket, moustache.
It's a "workwear" outfit that looks completely unworn.

>>18658083
One of the key elements of dressing over 40 is that you should be a success by that age. Even casual attire should convey that you have professional and financial stability. Not only is this guy dressing like some faggoty tryhard teenage steampunk barista, but the clothes, especially the pants, fit like shit. He needs to grow up.

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>>18658083
Sœyllennial pœrkwear

>>18662322
This disgusting pig has never done any physical in his entire life, and yet thinks he can pull off workwear.

>>18662327
He's just bloatmaxxing.

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>>18662416
He's just porkmaxxing.

>>18662315
most successful people dont dress like the opfag and more like bill gates/jobs. that being said the biggest tell is when they open their mouths, you can tell when they guys knows what hes talking about and who is full of shit.

>>18662315
It just looks really confused as a person and an outfit.

>>18662457
Diddling kids on a jew's island isn't what you call success. And tech nerds dressing like subhumans doesn't mean it's suddenly okay to live like that. Money won't give you taste, culture and class.

>>18662322
>>18662417
Always cracks me up when fat fucks spend all their time on clothes and accessories instead of losing the extra 200 pounds that will make them acceptable to be seen in public. You see this all the time with obese landwhale women who pile on the jewelry and manicure and shit like that'll make up for their 1800 calorie Starbucks milkshake.

>>18658083
The diet. Grains and mushrooms and kiwis. That's what he eats. That and tikka masala.
Now, most importantly, the facial hair.
The sherpa collar.
Cuffing
Unbuttoned top button. He could at least seem like a skinehead and button up.
Him hiding his bald head, which is his only virile feature.
We should go back to those low profile wire-y frames, and ditch the round lenses. Retro-schmetro. Sick of it.

>>18662529
Oy vey cool it with the antisemitism

>>18662322
I didn't know they made 54x26 Levi's.