People are starting to realize that guys only started growing beards to cover up their fat, unattractive faces. They are rapidly becoming out of fashion.

The only people still wearing beards today are fatties with no chins or douchebag veteran bro retards

>>18659080
Enbuske

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>>18659080
I don't know but there are 2-3 weirdly emotional posters on this board who freak the fuck out if you dare mention that some guys do not look good clean shaven

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>>18659093
Saying this as if it's some revelation is retarded. Unless you're a perfect supermodel, all of your clothing and grooming exists to hide flaws in some way. Some men look worse without beards, just like most men look weird without hair.

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>>18659080
Beards are fat coded. Only fatfucks with a weak chin and jaw grow their beards out to give the illusion of a strong jaw. Most millennials still wear them because they don't know any better, but zoomers for the most part are into twinkmaxxing.

>>18659080
fat dudes and many middle aged bald millennials do. most have changed over to mustaches or stubble otherwise

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>>18659080
Beards are for people with weak chins.

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>>18659170
>t. nogrowthers

>>18659223
>t. bald

>>18659080
It depends on the guy. I hate how I look with a beard and It makes me feel dirty. Some guys look really good with it but the common theme is its often hiding some kind of imperfection. Mostly a fat double chin.
>>18659093
>vet bro retards
I hate that look. Always with the unkempt hair, oakleys and ballcap. It looks scummy to me. Whenever I see a fellow vet dressed like that I take off.

>>18659308
I don't even tell anyone I was in the army because why would I?
I couldn't imagine making it your entire personality to the point you're essentially wearing a costume to signal it to everyone

>>18659080
Gigachad has a beard

> clean shaven = bad
> stubble = good
> full beard = bad

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>>18659331
The irony about vet bros is many of them weren’t really vets or were kicked out of the military. Many went in as criminals and then came out only to be preyed upon by the Hell’s Angels to be criminals again. The biggest irony is that many of these types of people are massive cucks. They’ll go through all kinds of bullshit hoops such as steroids, wearing merchandise, going into debt for a truck or a jeep, just to get a blonde gym woman with a braided ponytail, and that blonde woman is usually in her 30s and already with a kid. Many of them are also closeted gays and will confess really homo feelings when drunk.

t. lives in a farm town.

>unattractive guy shaves to find out he's unattractive
Beards are nothing but masks.

The thing about the beard to s.0y pipeline is interesting. The first wave was by hipsters who were thin with skinny rockstar bodies. Remember, that they were former scene kids. They were able to somewhat pull off facial hair without looking like a Funko Pop collector. They wore nerdy clothing bits out of irony without going full-blown pointdexter, namely the glasses were the most of it. Then, once the general public caught onto hipsters, they wanted to play too. You had nerdy Jewish men and fat Dungeons and Dragons geeks see hipsters and think “Hey, they’re kinda nerdy and chic. Maybe my geeky ass can blend in and get some indie pussy!” Eventually techies, neckbeards, Jews, LGBT, and older out of touch creeps tried to hop on the bandwagon, thinking they’d blend in seamlessly, only to make the whole subculture an embarrassment.

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>>18660153
I used to be friends with this scitzophenic guy. I thought he was normal, but had some mood swings. He acted exactly like those wannabes you described except for goth. Nowadays, you might see him dressed as an elder emo or goth. He told me in high school till adulthood that he used to be into MLP and Homestuck. Honestly, I think he's still into those things, but too insecure to express it due to lolcow liking it

>>18659093
We found the pussy who seethes everytime he sees a man with a full beard lol. Is yours thin and patchy? Only grows on your chin? The dudes in OP have beards but they still look like pussy ass fags. Are you a hairless, skinny-fat pussy boy?

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>>18660167
Unc thinks he's kratos

>>18660162
Oh, you mean the JD Vance-looking guys who are fat but love MCR and prey on minors but come across as “How do you do, fellow kids?”

>”Can you do me a solid, homie?”
>”Shit’s lit, bro.”

>>18660174
Nah, I'm talking about the ones who compensate for their receding hairline by growing as much hair as possible, but comes out dry af. You're spot on with the dialogue though

>>18660177
You mean a nerdy Walmart goth that is into “kittens” and calls himself a dom?

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>>18659113
that pic is incredible lol

>>18660178
He would talked to his cat he found in the street, but after he starts picking it up shaking, the stray never returned again. Here's his Instagram if you label the guy

https://www.instagram.com/swayaranea

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>>18660153
>The first wave was by hipsters who were thin with skinny rockstar bodies.
Not even close

>>18660167
damn bro you are so COOL! whoa what a BADASS

>>18660167
Is that how your bull boyfriend talks to you while ravaging your bussy?

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low t thread

i have an okay jawline but with some 5oclock shadow my jawline looks 10/10

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>>18659080
beards are eternal! all other facial hair styles are vanity, plain and simple. theres a reason why the holy men of all eras had long beards

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>>18659127
>Unless you're a perfect supermodel, all of your clothing and grooming exists to hide flaws in some way.

This is wrong and exposes you. Fashion is just a cope for you. Many of us use fashion is accentuate our good features. Beards are going out of style for good reason. It's like wearing lifts in your shoes. Everyone thinks you're just insecure.

only fat american women think bald guys with beards are hot

>>18662444
Isn't she a porn star. Don't these bitches get boobjob and liposuction. I'm not defending fat people, but if find it ironic a whore is trying to advice as well.

>>18662450
Even then, if they had a choice they'd picked a hairless kpop idol

>>18662637
Idk, probably. I agree with her quote, whatever she is.

>>18662637
she makes music for ugly funny girls.

>>18663088
For whom?

>>18659113
What happens if they ask a technical question? Stutter like a retard?

they were never /fa/

literally pubes on your face