>>18661359
No Rolex/Patek/AP/ALS/VC = no pussy

I showed up to 2 Tinder dates and when they saw my erect cock after they flirted they were looking forward to it (8 inches, average girth) they both saw its size and said never mind because it would hurt too much. 3 other Tinder dates tried it out and stopped me because it hurt too much. Porn guys are even bigger and girls like that? I always scoff at that.
C'est la vie.

>>18661372
What kinds of "dates" are these where your wiener comes out after you show up?
No dinner and a movie? I guess that's not a dating app but a 'hookup with sluts' app.
Trashy girls.
I wouldn't go out with anyone who wanted dick on the first date.

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Not sure about ghsocks but I wear a similar looking little casio and I've had both successful and unsuccessful dates with this on. They're not looking at your watch it probably matters like 0.5%

>>18661402
>What kinds of "dates" are these where your wiener comes out after you show up?
>No dinner and a movie? I guess that's not a dating app but a 'hookup with sluts' app.
>Trashy girls.
Pretty much. They were all very young, though. Like, "sex is new" young.
>I wouldn't
I didn't either, they got scared.
Also, you make the right decision to not court females who are sluts at heart. Continue that conviction.

>>18661359
He's a real man. Probably with a serious job like firefighter, nurse, doctor, military, police or emt.

>>18661359
I once flashed my Casio to some bitch in a club and somehow she wanted my dick afterwards

>>18661359
He’s probably practical, maybe outdoorsy, nerdy, or good provider. Double-edged sword though. Usually conservative in a way that comes with woman hating and porn use + reserved. Hard to be venerable or romantic with.

>>18661462
Because you fucking Chad while he was jacking off is totally justified.

:)

>>18661414
>They were all very young, though. Like, "sex is new" young.
they were probably underage and lied about their age on the app, you pedo

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>>18661412
they saw the giant blue 'ILLUMINATOR' text and got the ick, if you wore the classic F91W you'd have 100% smash rate

>Look at me ass nigga flaunting cash for tinder and watches

S/o your iPhone tho huh

>>18661534
But you'd never know what time it was in the dark.

>>18661531
>she was only 17 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds old you pedooooooooooo

>>18661556
still illegal

Im 40 and still go to highschools to pick up chicks and fuck them (you give them cocaine for sex). If fucking 16 and 17 year old prime pussy makes me a pedo well then arrest me officer guilty as charged

>>18661359
I think the superficial ones would give more attention to the phone you use than your watch

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>>18661556
>>18661690
just more typical right wing pedos

>>18661542
F-91W has a light that illuminates the clock silly

I wore my casio to a date yesterday
needless to say I had sex with her
was not a gshock though

it's amazing how much nonsense you read here. Nobody wonders if the speaker is an abuser, even if you see him coming with his way of expressing himself. Nobody wonders what the version of those girls that that orangutan has supposedly had sex with is, they simply assume that they are whores when the most likely thing is that that orangutan is a pervert, abuser and probably rapist.

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>>18661359
Would pic related give someone the ick?

let's not kid ourselves, there are no women on this board

>>18663657
yes lol

>>18663631 It's a hilariously shitty light.

>>18663657
Your inability to keep your camera hand still for five fucking seconds would yes

>>18663803
And he's another retard who posts rotated images from his phone.

>>18663657
You just gave me the ick. So yes.

>>18663797
Change battery or get your eyes checked

>>18664055 No u