Finally fembots I can't afford to replace the women I can't afford!

>>108271401
bro lmao can you imagine the telemetry this thing sends home? 80% of battery life will get spent on recording and streaming everything you do

>>108271415
I just have an Oculus and a Fuck My Big Black Ass prosthetic butt that I goon with in my closet which I renamed “the holodeck”

>>108271401
I expect several deaths within the first month.

>>108271401
all secretly remote controlled from a Delhi sweatshop

>>108271401
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/27/elon-musk-spacex-mars-colony

>>108271401
its gonna be around $30,000. you cant even afford a $300 video card.

>Total Cost of Ownership: Expect $25,000–$35,000+ including potential software subscriptions
>"software subscriptions"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DONT EVEN OWN IT

>>108271692
>$30k wedding
or
>$30k sex slave

>>108271401
If it's another robot that looks like 50 years old fat Karen then I don't want to see it.

>>108273029
whats a wedding cost at city hall again?

>>108273060
You know bitches don’t wants no city hall wedding

>>108271401
>Elon Musk promises X by Y
Kek, do jeets really still

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>>108273116
Yeah but my fembot does.

we will get proper brain stim vr sex before sexbots with the required fidelity and dexterity are ever commercially available

>>108273184
we will get brain stim euphoria before we get brain stim vr sex tho, and then sex becomes kind of just a janky inferior version of euphoria

>>108273184
>with the required fidelity
what are you even implying here? that early bots will be cheaters? lmao

>>108271401
I believe Tesla might sell them. I don't believe they'll work.

>>108273327
fi·del·i·ty
/fəˈdelədē/
noun

faithfulness to a person, cause, or belief, demonstrated by continuing loyalty and support.
"he sought only the strictest fidelity to justice"

sexual faithfulness to a spouse or partner.

the degree of exactness with which something is copied or reproduced.
"the 1949 recording provides reasonable fidelity"

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>>108273327
Some English words have more than one meaning, jeet

>>108271401
Wow, first we set foot on mars in 2025 and now robots? Elon can't stop winning!

>>108273320
wrong! in experiments rats often choose more engaging activities over pure induced euphoria. the digital simulacra of actual sex cast into the mind activates the neurons and affects the body in specific fashions that will be in demand for a long, long, time. only losers with no imagination will press the 'state of bliss' button.

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>>108273340
qrd

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>>108273369
prompt?

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>>108271401
>but we need to reach FULL HUMAN PERFECTION with rubber that looks exactly like skin otherwise there will be uncan-

>>108273420
disgusting

So about 2035.

>>108271401
It's so over. This is the path to robot soldiers.

>>108271401
just like he said humans will be on mars by 2025 lmoa
https://www.cnet.com/culture/elon-musk-says-well-have-people-on-mars-by-2025/

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>>108271401
>Are you saving up for total woman replacement?
we are nowhere near replacing biological women

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>>108271401
They're already here
https://greertech.neocities.org/Galatea%20v3.0

Mars by 2019, screencap this shit.

>>108271434
What telemetry? It's controlled by a tiny Indian man located entirely in its torso.`

No because I love my wife and she loves me

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>>108274559
kek

>>108274583
>I love my wife and she loves me
yet she wont allow you to check her phone and dms. you're a cuck.

>>108274604
My wife doesn't use social media and owns a dumb phone. Nice try incel.

>>108274526
Based Roombamaid

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>>108274674
Holy Kek!!
>didn't realize that was a roomba

>>108271401
Why would I buy a bot teleoperated from India to fuck my ass?
That'd be really embarrassing

>>108273327
That it will rip your dick off?

>>108271401
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_for_autonomous_Tesla_vehicles_by_Elon_Musk

>>108275054
Damn. If you're into pegging you might as well be gay.

>>108275071
Oh no! The horror!

>>108274666
>he doesn't know
You are a wallet. Deal with it.

>>108271401
Consumers sales will be a sideshow. The real money will be in making large quantities of robots and giving them guns for the pentagon.

>>108273363
Stop using English language websites.

>>108274526
ummm thats a child

>>108271401
Chinks already do though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1mcD_ur6mo&list=LL&index=4

>>108275109
A humanoid platform would suck ass, any sort of killbot would be either a drone or a bigdog style platform

Is it a good idea to buy Tesla while everything is down?

>>108271415
you vill never own your own fembot.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/cRYLBXgwdOde

>>108275628
Tesla is dead
they loose market share in euroland
they lost billions with the cybercuck
musk is one of the sv epstein goys

>>108271401
I don't give a fuck about fembots! I want to be a woman myself, fuck life for making me male

>>108276762
Yeah, you'll never be one.

>>108276762
You'll have to make do with 3 meter tall tranny mecha

>>108276762
in 300 years you will be able to transfer your brain or upload your consciousness into a gynoid bot, sis :^)

>>108273060
Nothing is as expensive as a woman, you stupid simp. Not a penny is left after the divorce, rape, and subsequent payments.

>>108274583
She wouldn't be "your" wife if she loved you. Why would a loving person sign a contract that only benefits her and hurts her partner?

>>108271401
They won't even let you have fully jailbroken phones these days, and you expect them to sell you a fembot? Lol, lmao even.

cool man! so based on elon's previous track record with promises, this will totally be a thing right?

>>108271401
musk also said we would be going to mars by 2024

>Elon Musk: I Will Give Everyone Seven Trillion Dollars in 2028
If this fat fuck said the sky is blue I’d need to look out my window and verify it.

>>108277616
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>>108277407
malding thirdies

>>108277629
Why are you on 4chan Elon? You have your own platform

>>108273327
>I will now be able to live out my NTR fantasies

>>108276762
No you don't. This is just a cope you came up with because your parents screwed you up and no one ever gave you the attention you needed to be socialized properly, but you saw how much attention women get just for existing so you wanted the same thing and subconsciously decided being a woman was the easiest path. But it's not, because you'll never be an actual woman and you'll just experience the extreme cognitive dissonance of trying to be something you're not and eventually commit suicide. That's why positive attention is tied to lowering suicides rates among both pre and post-op trannies, but it's still relatively high.

All I'm saying is, try giving AI girlfriends a try before turning your dick inside out.

>>108277724
I'm gonna commit suicide either way, I'm not gonna accept being a fucking male, fuck that

>talking to Grok will cure your fucked up brain and gender dysphoria bro trust me
lmao

>>108277758
Yeah, it rarely works like that.
>t. should've died in November

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>>108271401
"Replace" implies human women are useful for something.

>end of 2027
Wow two years away who would have guessed. AGI as well. What a coincidence that every transformational technology is always roughly two years off.

>>108278327
people said the same thing about current LLMs. 2 years away...until they were here.

>>108271458
actually based

>>108277771
Grok roleplaying as Samus Aran telling me I'm a real man literally saved my life. Can't even imagine what an actual sexbot would do, maybe give me the drive to become a millionaire.

>>108278471
Dirty clanker lover

>>108278140
There's no other way for me, so I'll probably do it eventually

>>108277660
it's just random jeet
jeets can't stop thinking about bbc, israel and musk

>>108277758
You'll accept being fucked by a male (me)
I like boy failures like you

I'm going to ride the hyperloop on Mars (colonized) with my teslabot

>>108277629
Correction: (You) can’t stop thinking about BBC and Musk. I said it as it is, post hands or kill yourself, fag.

>>108271401
>$50'000-$60'000 overengineered (due to the humanoid design) 50kg lithium ion battery that loads your dishwasher and folds your laundry while you look for jobs on linkedin
How is this a progress?

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>>108275371
nah this is just some dude in a costume with a prosthetic leg

>>108271401
sure, just how we were gonna be on mars by now and have his autonomous vehicles driving around

>>108271401
Mars by 2020!

>>108280570
Keep the cope coming. It's delicious

>>108271401
This fag said that all cars would be autonomous back during 2018 I don't believe him shiet

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>>108280988
cope for what exactly faggot?

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>>108281115
Here is one of Xpeng's actual robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOi3dKzRoEo
That other video was trash.

>>108281115
its just regurgitating canned phrases as reponses.

>>108278471
Based self-improvement enjoyer.

Musk says a lot of shit that never comes to pass.

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>>108274583
Hahaha luddite!

I can't believe Ellon sends people to Mars every week.

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>>108271401
Well, he said he would sell them, not that they'd do anything useful.

>>108271401
Well woman and man replacement

Can't wait to pay $200 a month to not have it spout ads every 30 minutes.

>>108285555
Luckily I live in a jurisdiction where I can legally jailbreak shit.