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Hey guys, let's post on LinkedIn edition

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>>108296448
That Linkedin post isn't doing that guy any favors.
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>>108296448
Just from that post alone, I hope he is never hired and perpetually #OPENTOWORK
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>>108296448
This post pissed me the fuck off and I can't articulate why.
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I never look at unit tests
sure I'll get the AI to write them (we need 100% code coverage on new features), and I'll run them (and have AI fix them) before I open my own PR, but when I see unit tests in a pull request, I simply ignore them
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>>108296448
didn't i tell you the other day to stop posting linkedin posts from jeets and muslims?
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>>108296490
He works at this
https://www.brandsparktechnologies.in/
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>>108296593
>https://www.brandsparktechnologies.in/
From a quick glance, it looks like he's the next best thing to unemployed, good.
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>making 50k as a mid level c++ engineer with 5 years of corporate experience, been active in open source since 2019, have a personal blog.
>apply for jobs to improve my interviewing skills and to see what's out there, aiming for 60k.
>every company that i applied to, be it fortune 500 or small local ones, invited me for technical interviews.
>best all of them can do is 50k
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>>108296448
Who would have thought that in 50 years some useless Indian would be trying to game an algorithm by posting about an argument flag you spent less than 10 minutes implementing.
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>>108296630
lmao euromutts poor as shit!!!
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>>108296512
Because a lot of spam posts have a similar format:

>lifehack or platitude or sob story
>hashtag spam
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Saars. Why are you dungposting and not redeeming the needfuls? Also we will be upgrading to windows 12 asap.
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>>108296657
at least im white and have my foreskin, but im never affording a house in this economy because they go for half a million in the city.
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I hate this job so fucking much
Pretty sure I just had blood in my urine due to the stress
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Going to confront my manager about why he promoted a jeet over me tomorrow, wish me luck
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>>108296722
Is your manager a pajeet as well? If so, the answer is blatantly obvious. Enjoy your pip followed with unemployment if you go through with it though
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>>108296630
>tfw got a $100k/yr job in 2021 with no degree or experience beyond an extremely basic portfolio site
>technical interview was fizzbuzz-tier
god i miss the tech industry before interest rates and AI fucked us
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>>108296722
List of reasons why:
1. he's more competent.
2. nepotism.
3. manager is racist
4. the company has better leverage over the jeet and can turn him into a psedo-slave dependent on them for a visa
5. jeet has blackmail (unlikely)
anyways, good luck and make sure to wokecode your question if ur manager isnt based
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>>108296657
I don't understand this attitude, if you have any economic sense it's straightforward that the poverty of the world is your poverty as well
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>>108297174
Life is a zero sum game.
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>>108297071
He may also just be a more pleasant person to get along with. Those people usually get promoted first.
No offense >>108296722 since I don't think I'm great at social stuff either, but most of the people on this site are pretty shit at human interaction.
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Can someone who actually enjoys their job to some extent share a little positivity and introspective thoughts on what they enjoy? I could use some positivity right now
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>>108297307
What if I gave up on enjoying work many years ago?
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Got so angry today I broke a keyboard AND a mouse...
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>>108297307
You get satisfaction in solving tough problems that no one on your team is able to solve. For example, there was a problem that existed for many years at a former company I worked at that not even the lead dev was able to solve. Lead dev later quit. Company moved to new ownership, and I investigated the problem when working on a new feature. Within three days, I figured out the perfect solution. I then realized the former lead dev was a lot stupider than I thought despite appearing intelligent to others. Ironically, he became a high level manager at the new company.
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>be le me
>dernaged furfaggonk
>go to local pub
>conversation turns to work, as it does
>blue collar boomer in the managerial class complaining about his underlings
>"We LITERALLY don't require training, we train them ourselves, we pay them like 40$ per hour to do this, and they don't even show up!!"
>why don't you hire me then, i make way less than that and I know what a needle gun is, I'll show up
>"Well uhh you see uhhhh well hmmm we just can't you uhhh need a uhhh special stuff because we have government contracts and uhhh"
>I literally have a clearance already
>"well its not just uhh that can you put on a harness and do scary work"
>I literally have both Fall Arrest and Confined Space Entry certificates
>"well you also have to be able to do paperwork and use computer"
>I am literally an IT guy at my current job and was THE IT guy at my previous job
>"well we just can't hire you you dont have what it takes BUT KIDS THESE DAYS DONT WANNA WOOOORRRKKKKK"

Why are boomers like this? are they legally required to only hire flaky crackheads? are these the kind of conversations happening at "tech" places too? inb4 indians, i got shown photos of their team and they're all either snow white or full nigger (not even african, some "interbred with whites for two generations 200 years ago but then back into self-segregating blacks" t-dot synthetic melanin)

>>108297307
if you enjoyed it they wouldnt have to pay you for it
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>>108296448
>devops engineer
>posting about coreutils I learned when I was 11 trying to set up an hlds server for my friends

We desperately need to get rid of these fucking H1Bs

>>108297527
They won't even offer you the job because it would betray that they are paying what equivocates to slave wages.

Part of the reason why boomers complain that groceries are expensive but think their kids are making so much money is because they underpay their third world workers and women so much that they expect you to be doing the same.

If We raised the minimum wage or removed it altogether these boomers would all lose their companies to normal market forces.
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>>108297174
spoken like someone who has never had a shitty person drag his team down
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>>108297741
>If We raised the minimum wage or removed it altogether these boomers would all lose their companies to normal market forces.
hopefully it'll just kill the stupid boomers. they all need to die off and leave the workforce. they are wastes of space that have done nothing for the past 20 years... selfish parasites.
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you guys know you can report avarafagging retards, right?
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>>108297527
They won't hire you because you're a nigger and a furfaggot who can't even weld and expect to make 20$ per hour when those "boomers" did it for 5$ and could still afford to buy a house worth 2M today
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>>108297780
this

hes literally to stupiud for A+ Net+ Sec+

why would i hire him to tile a wall
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What do you use to keep track of your spending and budget? I used an excel sheet before but honestly it's a bit tiresome to list out everything I bought everyday and the numbers still don't fucking match because I missed one or two payments.
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>>108297764
I don't understand how this relates?

my point is, wealth is made with economic partners with which you foster mutually beneficial trade relationships

this guy said, I assume ironically, that life is a zero game >>108297209 , I assume he understood my point and just made a playful response knowing that economics is not in fact a zero sum game

I don't mind the EUpoor banter when there is context where some EU guy is delusional, and defends the motherland of life-extinguishing regulations with zeal that puts the most religious to shame, but devoid of that context, merely saying "HAHA, EU poor" seems pointless(?) Like someone who takes style without substance, who just doesn't understand a joke, its origin, and the whole reason of why it works, like a parent who misuses memes, but here it's not a joke or a meme, but a banter, so it's not a comic element that gets lost but some element of absurdity, and the thing just comes across as needlessly mean
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>>108297840
Excel is perfectly cromulent
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>>108297840
unironically does your bank not let you export debit/credit transaction history to CSV? it doesnt help with cash interactions but even then when you take out cash that would show up anyway and would be easily able to calculate what your current cash float should be and then just be like "wait is there still a wad of 20s on my dresser or not"
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>>108296637
>>108296588
saars
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>>108297840
My head (I am smarter than you)
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>>108297886
It's more of categorizing shit which is sorta annoying.
>>108297876
Oof.
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>>108297307
Had around 5 years of experience developing small apps (python, angular, Vue, Rails), decided to go for a big company (not FAGMAN) in cyber security - got a DevSecOps role.
Super comfy, just SAST, SCA, DAST scans and a threat modeling using a small platform once the project starts (basically having a meeting to fill out a form and ask them to finish the tasks before the project finishes).
My tech experience does come in handy to help devs fix vulnerabilities, but the most fun part is that I couldn't help automating most of my work with python scripts, creating a monday.com project/repo/scans structure for the whole team that would tell when a scan was due, generate monthly reports and fuck off in my free time.

You don't have to get a job as a programmer, just get a normal IT job and automate it away, I'm the most valuable asset in the team and my manager even told me I was making it quite impossible for them to deny me a raise.
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Got a message from a recruiter that got my name wrong and was for the company I already work at and fucking hate
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>>108297953
>It's more of categorizing shit
make rules based on the payee

are you REALLY doing groceries or hitting the pub at enough different places that this wouldnt be possible? for that matter, are you really spending so much on small stuff that it's outpacing big ticket bills like rent, electricity, other ulitilies, telecomms, etc?
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>>108297983
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You don't have to get a job as a programmer, just get a normal IT job and automate it away, I'm the most valuable asset in the team and my manager even told me I was making it quite impossible for them to deny me a raise.
let me guess you don't have jeets in your company (yet/ever)
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>>108298007
you know what fair enough. I already know my biggest issue is food but fuck me why is food so fucking expensive. You guys got a template I can load this stuff into? Guess I can work on one from scratch based on my old spreadsheet but hmmm
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>>108298031
>but fuck me why is food so fucking expensive.
mostly collusion between grocers. stuff from wholesalers, let alone things like futures on basic crops or very base ingredients, have not changed much in price

>hand me le excel sheet
no. you're the le apex programmer man, you should be able to handle XLOOKUP
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>>108298048
gack, but i hate doing work bro i just wanna copy someshit. yeah i guess i'l look at shit and give it a try. I'm genuinely surprised there's nothing on the app store or windows app that does all this shit for you lol
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>>108298031
>why is food so fucking expensive
I went to a minority mart in my city and it felt like I time traveled back to early 2000s with regards to the price tags. Not sure how they do it. The only thing that sketched me out was the meat. I would give those a look if you can find one nearby.
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>>108298058
>jeets cant do program
>jeets cant do finances
clockwork
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>>108298058
>I'm genuinely surprised there's nothing on the app store or windows app
there literally is but i suspect you are either indian or worse, a nepo hire white boi who has never actually used a computer before 2024
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>>108297063
>god i miss the tech industry before interest rates and AI fucked us
AI didn't fuck us. Saas did. It's easy as shit to get a high paying AI job. Just agentmax and sdmaxx for an easy 250k salary
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>>108296448
jeet -a
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Man I closed my laptop like 2 hours ago and I still feel like I'm going to throw up
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>>108298137
But the joke is you will be spending your time 24/7 both trying to fix your company's saashit as well as rolling out vibecoded saashit the company no longer wants to pay for
(This is a true story btw. Kill me in Minecraft)
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>>108297307
I do devops for a medium sized private company. Just joined my current team a few months ago. I graduated with no technical experience and started at customer success at a tiny startup. Stuck around, eventually transitioned to a sysops/cloudops role. Startup got acquired and eventually I was moved to the devops team. Still a bit new to terragrunt/terraform and the like but I'm having fun and my boss seems to like me and like the fact that he got a more junior guy essentially snuck through the backdoor. Gonna stick around at my current company for at least a few years until the startup payout plan is finished, and then reassess where I'm at from there. Feels like I've stumbled into a legit career from nothing, which is an amazing feeling.
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>>108298112
>>108298097
always a race thing. don't you find it cringy by now?
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>>108298232
every non jeet finds jeets cringy and wants them to kill themselves
the pretty female ones can stay to be willingly bred into purity
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>>108298232
i only trust black people and mexicans to have nuanced and bare-minimum-informed opinions
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>>108298141
>you suddenly discover the concept of "izzat"
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>>108297307
while I was impressed with your shitpost, and thank you for your interest in shitposting, I have decided not to move forward with my shitpost.
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>>108298287
jeet -a -t
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>>108298021
I do, but none on my team
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Our new project manager made a reference to the coffee scene in pulp fiction. Very based.
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>>108297983
>You don't have to get a job as a programmer, just get a normal IT job and automate it away, I'm the most valuable asset in the team and my manager even told me I was making it quite impossible for them to deny me a raise.
>why are you homeless? Just buy a house
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>>108298691
Throw out a reference to Drive next
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Do you care at code quality in yout job? I used to but all the existing tech debt and deadlines have killed my interest.
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>>108297174
>I don't understand this attitude, if you have any economic sense it's straightforward that the poverty of the world is your poverty as well
Can't do anything about it cause it's the result of their own choices.
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A development manager has been messing around with Claude for about a year. In that time (without giving too many details) he has decided that he doesn't want his Devs to code anymore. The reason specifically is because they get too focused on code and not the actual features.

I suggested maybe there is a disconnect between the developers reading the user story and then asking Claude to write the code which is why he believes it messes up for them.

I have brought up the recent study on people not using as much of their cognitive abilities and getting worse at their jobs. I have brought up that it can hallucinate, I have even brought up it can't say it doesn't know and it has a hard time giving sources.

My biggest fear which I also brought up was when it needs to be supported with real customer issues and who will take responsibility. All of this has been dismissed. I have been told we will take responsibility and the tools will help us fix the issues.

I have been told that I simply cannot say "you're not an engineer" I need to prove it won't work, I need black and white tangible proof it won't be able to do the work we need it to.

I can't thing if a way of doing this apart from niche cases, the dev manager even believes that it will be able to fix issues on 20 year old code bases (eventually).

I don't think many developers want to be in this position.

It's been one of the weirdest days in my career.

Has this happened to anyone else?
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>>108299010
If I didn't future me would be fucked over. I don't get bogged down on it though since I have way too much shit to do. I do actually follow up on the "I can change that later" things eventually.
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>>108299010
I got a different angle on this. I just got my first job after 3 years of applying and joined a company with insane, ludicrous tech debt, massive security issues, for example I found out they have a fucking backdoor into the system with a tiny ass static password that they use to debug on the client's end. They are using Java 7 without any containerization. They test in prod. You get the idea. Fucking nightmare.
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I lost both of my morning league games and now i have to go into work feeling like shit...
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>>108299061
>In that time (without giving too many details) he has decided that he doesn't want his Devs to code anymore.
He told you this literally? There's no chance you misinterpreted what he said, and he really meant "we should be having AI write the majority of code and doing a lot of the work we do manually today," because that's very different from what you implied
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>>108299758
He believes that only developers can get Claude to create the code we need i.e. production. he doesn't believe product owners could tell Claude to code correctly.
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>>108298694
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missed morning call (again) ;_;
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>>108297983
I wish I could automate my work without it turning into even more work, since I need to look busy to avoid getting more tasks. Where I live, a normal IT job usually ends up with people becoming laptop technicians and opening their own repair shops. I kind of despised that path at first, but after becoming a system administrator and seeing how everyone treats lack of sleep, or even sleeping at the office and then waking up there just to work again as normal, it makes me think opening your own repair shop honestly doesn’t seem that bad desu
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>>108299872
its 4 am...
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>>108299969
Im a yuropoor
Also, why arent you sleeping
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>>108299975
addy
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>>108299977
If you mean adderall, thats bad for your health, mate
Im gonna assume youre some college kid who does it for studying, but let me tell you its not worth ruining your health for work or college grades, im speaking from experience
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>>108299987
thanks dad
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>>108299990
Youre gonna see what i meant in 5 years time when the piper gets to collect its due
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Just had my first day wageslaving at this SAT prep mill called Alpha Test and already got filtered. Official hours are supposed to be 9 to 6. I even did unpaid overtime until 6:30 to look like a good little wagie and wrap my shit up. I finally get back to my pod, and at 7:30 the boss calls demanding I come back to the office immediately for absolutely no reason. I tell her I can't, and she straight up fires me on the spot.

She literally hit me with the "we focus on efficiency and profit, not your personal time, our philosophies don't align" meme. Kek.

Let's do the math on this one anons. The pay is 200 RMB a day. That's like 28 USD. They expect 24/7 on-call availability and to own my actual soul for two bucks an hour. The absolute state of modern employment. Refuse to be a cuck for these sociopaths. They claim to be "educating" kids but treat their workers like literal disposable garbage. If any of you ever deal with this company, avoid it like the plague.
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>>108300057
>RMB
what the fuck it's called that?
anyway, based chinkoid you can stay i like your kind
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>>108296448
yes, obviously this guy just got finished with his first day of linux and it's a really corny linkedin post but I think it's kinda cute. hey - it's definitely not AI-generated, this guy pulled that straight out of the heart
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>>108297307
>challening my executive functions to make good decisions involving a number of variables
>wow-ing my coworkers with my efficiency/solutions
>feeling respected
>comfy feeling knowing I'm part of the morning commuters and not a basement dweller playing league of legends and ordering doordash anymore
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I think work starts to make more sense and feels healthy when everybody at your workplace kinda starts treating WFH as paid vidya/jerkoff time. As long as you
>are available for questions
>aren't an asshole and blocking someone else
>aren't super back on tasks
then it's a harmonic way of treating the work/life balance
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>>108300173
partial WFH is the only way to balance a 40 hour contract with necessities such as plenty sleep, and doing chores
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>>108300057
>Official hours are supposed to be 9 to 6
Those are basically the hours when you’re expected to accept the scheduled tasks. Your availability is 24/7, lol. Be prepared for surprise tasks, too
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>>108296637
They didn't even do the right one. One should use -A not -a. What kind of retard needs to see . and .. listed?
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>manager is the sweetest person in the world, always looks out for how people are feeling, tries to keep morale up and never whips people for subpar efficiency. Genuinely becomes the life of the party as he steps in the room and he deserves to be
>the load-bearing senior engineers are all insufferable antisocial autists that nobody likes talking to
first time I've experienced this, usually it's the other way around with the micromanager managers and the down-to-earth chill seniors
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>>108300199
he got fired did you even read? are you a bot
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>>108300295
I just set some expectations for him for his next job
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>>108297527
i'd hire you, anon
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>>108300515
post link
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>>108297787
so true sister, jack the crackhead and jamal the felon are way better suited
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>>108297527
He could smell the racism out of you, try being a better human next time.
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>>108300537
i havent listed my opening
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>>108297527
>synthetic melanin
lmao
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>>108300057
>That's like 28 USD. They expect 24/7 on-call availability
i hate to tell you this but that would be normal in a lot of the US
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>>108296448
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>>108300704
ok retard
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saaar please kindly print out official Cisco certified manual page and keep it on you at all times thank you kindly sir
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>>108297174
>poverty of the world is your poverty as well
it's not. take care of yourself first, get ahead. then you can think of the rest, if you feel like it.
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>>108300851
what does cisco have to do with loonix
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>>108300704
Musk FTW
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>>108300851
>cat is used to create a file
The fuck?
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>>108300922
cat "Hello World!" | touch myfile.txt
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>>108300704
I agree but I also don’t have any respect for this certified cringelord
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>>108297527
I wish I had you as a friend, I like you
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>>108300931
I get that, but its either touch or doing ">" that creates the actual file. Cat will return file contents or i guess act as echo if fed a direct string like that
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>>108300851
i unironically got a mousepad with these. is it over for me?
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>>108296448
>https://www.brandsparktechnologies.in/
After going through the site I can't figure out what in the hell that company does.
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>>108301076
??
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>>108301076
they are Igniting Your Brand's Digital Journey
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Im attending a 2-10 shift 7 days of data annotator bootcamp with a chance of fulltime position

Am i fucked or am i fucked
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>>108301212
now in english
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>>108301212

>a bootcamp for data annotations

First it was Regex Engineers now what Senior Data Annotators?
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>>108301236
Turd world gotta turd world. It pays $2 an hour.
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My manager is such a pushover and disorganized it's actually starting to piss me off.
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>>108301246
Fuck off retard I'm Texan
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>>108301284
tell the ceo or his superior?
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>>108300199
>24/7

This is your own doing.
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>>108301284
>>108301291

Careeeeeeful anons.... there is something worse than a "lazy manager."
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It's almost Friday, boys, but I know something is probably going to ruin it but whatever
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So if the company doesn't renew the office lease and the devs and engineers are now working in a warehouse, that's a good indication that the company is in deep financial trouble, right?
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>>108301246
nigga you can earn more playing a fucking MMO which requires zero upfront cost with a zero chance of being scammed
you can earn 10 times that amount if you become a service seller
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>>108301212
>data annotator
why do you need a bootcamp for that?
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There are 3 tiers of engineer I've noticed (and I've played every role depending on my level of motivation at a given company)

1. The 10x do it all "the guy" engineer
2. The diligent but not "the guy" engineer right behind him
3. The coasting along just doing enough slacker

#1 is basically safe. But he pays for it with his time. He will be doing 55+ hour weeks habitually. And it's still quite stressful/anxiety inducing as you're constantly fending off challengers and asserting yourself. It's arguably not worth it but there are perks.

#2 is the hell zone. You're going through a similar amount of stress/rigor/effort. But you're largely unnoticed. The manager likes the guy. No matter how much you do you're expendable. You are not safe from layoff waves even after the mental toil you put in.

#3 is comfortable. Not safe, but still comfortable. You're mentally at peace. You just show up, do things, log out, let fate happen. You're vulnerable to layoffs like #2, but unlike #2 you aren't paying a mental price for the privilege and letting it consume you. You know there will always be another gig.

tl;dr if you aren't clearly the guy that your manager would cut everyone else off to save in the event of company crisis, stop being #2 and wasting your time and happiness, let #1 go off and waste his life on this shit
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>>108301364
>You know there will always be another gig.
not in this economy
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>>108299061
I had a similar experience to this. There was talk about having Claude to review the code it makes as well.

It makes me worry about the direction that the company is heading.

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