Will he fall for the bait?

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>>219517267
Sasanians were cool, but they were plebs who didn't write enough
if they had left more written records maybe I would like them, but this way, it's Rome for me

>>219517297
Is this Leebait again?

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>>219517986
No. Certified Brune thread.

Good morning, sisters.
In my first dream I was 14 again and back in 8th grade where one of my classmates died. Always hated the guy so I was like lmao get fucked faggot. In my second dream I was my current age and met a guy whom we were friends with irl but we have not talked in like 9 years cuz we drifted apart and even started disliking each other. We talked for a while in my dream. That's about it ig.

>>219518607
what the fuck
nothing pornographic?

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Bonġu.

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>>219519264
Bonjour Malte.

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Hello medsters, time for coffee
>>219518030
I knew as soon as I saw it personally
>>219518607
Seems like some relationship introspection

>>219519393
Bonjour.

Mad how judaism is ONLY a religion and Lisa Shlesinger is of german descent.

>>219520001
>Lisa Shlesinger
Who?

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Chess tournament at work tomorrow. Not good enough yet so will have to bluff my way out of this and play on time hopefully.

>>219520045
Sounds like the premice of a Laughing Salesman episode

>>219520158
What deal do you think he would propose?
Didn't watch enough to get an idea of his type of monkey paw catches

W training sesh today.
Took 3 sets of 4-3-2 reps of unilateral tempo lat pulldown to failure and last reps took at least 4 seconds to complete on all 3 sets. Hit 90 kgs on bent over rows. Took me an hour to do 6 sets total tho as I was spending a lot of time talking with a guy talking about lifting technique, bodybuilding, powerlifting, and laughing at dyels. Roon felt absolutely smooth both to and back from the gym.

>>219518626
Not this time.

>>219519676
>Seems like some relationship introspection
Could use the help of someone right now who knows at least a bit about dream interpretation fr fr.

>>219520206
You will win the chess tournament but the moment an office cutie falls for you because of how good you are at chess and you reciprocate her feelings, you lose your rock and with the rock gone you die.

Catpcha giving me errors out of the ass.

>>219520320
>dream interpretation
Honestly, I see no deeper meaning other than maybe some lingering unresolved feelings about lost friendships and old faces resurfacing.
It's quite common to see people in dreams you haven't seen or didn't think about in years.
>with the rock gone you die
That's kinda harsh... I guess I reject her then. :(
Rocks before hoes.

>>219520206
Exactly what Magyaranon said, he will warn you not to boast about your win with office cuties but you'll do anyway and then you'll be punished by beating bossman at chess and he'll fire you

>>219520535
Are you on mobile.

>>219521429
It's errors on mobile yes.
So posting on the 'top.

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>>219521366
Except I wouldn't do that because I'm humble and a good sport so he wouldn't punish me.
Also I will indeed play against bossman lol.

>>219521528
Learn some cool chess openings to impress him.
Even if you don't win, you will leave behind a positive and lasting impression.

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>>219521528
You might not do it directly but from the few episodes I watched, the ultimate office cutie would talk to you about it and you'd be like "ahah yeah" and this salesbitch would instantly show yp and tell you that you broke the contract o algo.

>>219520045
Protect your king and have a plan to checkmate the other's king or take his pieces, without overextending. Always support your pieces.

Hungarian niggas will literally hit new prs in the gym, get their hormones sent flying through the door, and because of the hormones coom 4 times in 2 hours. On a break right now and eating a yoghurt. Afterwards I'll jerk off once more.

>>219521994
>hit new prs
puta romani? are they stealing in the changing room?
hopefully you didn't catch anything

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>ladybug on terrace door

>>219522095
Zased

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>>219520001
>Shlesinger
Schlesinger
S-c-h

Ave!

>>219521994
What's your exemplary goon material?

>>219521567
>>219521896
I got the basics and a general strategy but I'm mostly just bad at reading the board... for now at least.
>>219521574
Well that's fucked, that salesnigga is cheating.
I guess the only winning move is not to take the deal and just become a chesschad on my own.

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Chat we made it

>>219522721
>What's your exemplary goon material?
My goon material is of wide variety. Gooned some chinese girls wearing chinese dresses, the rest was milf and gay. I'm unsure if you'd like milf porn or not, idk, and I'm certain you get disgusted by the latter.

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Saw a girl with an incredible ass and thighs during groceries.
Exceptionnal.

>>219522680
so wie diese rbb tante

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>>219523159
excellent 10/10 post

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>>219517267
>absolutely body the byzantroons
>siege Constantinople itself
>suffer some minor setbacks and retreat slightly
>coup'd by nobility and murdered by own son
lmao more like sent flying by own family poor guy
n*ble families, not even once

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>>219520045
Are there any prizes for winning?

>>219523270
He was coup'd because of Heraclius.
But the real winner is muzzdogs here.

>>219523180
She wore TIGHT legging, she fucking knew what she was doing too.
Webm is great but she's a FAKE goth, real goths girls would rather spend time on /x/ and drink goat blood in cemeteries.
>>219523285
No prize that I know of, just the feeling of chessmogging coworkers.
Also crazy nostalgia pic, I remember those okcupide cringe edits. It was beautiful. I've been trying to find some old 4chan screencaps of cringe nice guy stories but all lost to time probably.

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>>219523616
>drink goat blood
So their diet would look something like this?

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>coom for the 5th time
>get another erection 3 mins later

>you are expert in a wide array of technologies
>you will do everything
salary : 2 peanuts and this old bird cage

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If we do not get the fabled early election - whose rumours have amplified since yesterday - now, then there's no early election coming. After yesterday, yeah. Basically, a judge sent a letter - most likely willingly breaking his code of conduct in the process - to the President, cabinet, PM, and I don't know who else, with a bunch of allegations against the PM, and we probably are in some kind of constitutional crisis. Fun times ahead, I'm sure.

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good morning everyone
>>219523727

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Just got recommended a game on Steam called "they killed your cat"
>>219523270
I forgive this woman her tattoos, due to her sheer sex appeal and the fact that she has the body of a purebred Lysene bedslave.
We all make mistakes, and everyone deserves to be forgiven (especially beautiful women).

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>>219523416
truke

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>>219523616
they may be fake, but my boner is very real
>>219524203
would you forgive this one's sins if she did this to you with her feets?

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>>219523616
>No prize that I know of, just the feeling of chessmogging coworkers.
That's not a bad prize - jiggle around the workplace social hierarchy by embarrassing your coworkers for the brainlets that they are.
>Also crazy nostalgia pic, I remember those okcupide cringe edits.
Kek, I remember those too, I think I remember seeing them on /r9k/ well over 10 years ago. Unfortunately I didn't save any of those. Used to lose those Sims thread on /v/ too, where people would make themselves in game and try to seduce their crushes. Was always hilarious when nothing they did worked.

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>>219524234
She looks sweet and kind. The feet thing is just a bonus.
I would hold her hand and kiss it while she was getting those butterflies on her wrist lasered off.

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Incelwalked this morning for an hour, investigated on some paths. Felt a little better feeling the sun of my skin and hearing the birbs chirping. It was quite hot.
Saw this fella.

>>219519676
Bonjour Guyenne. >>219516683

>>219524104
Good morning sir.
>pic
It do be like that.

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>client wrote a report with AI
>still have to read all that braindead gibberish for 30 pages on the off chance there is some useful intel in this
Fuck this
>>219524275
>by embarrassing your coworkers for the brainlets that they are.
I'm the brainlet in that case sadly
>Sims thread on /v/
Very kino reference, those were a lot of fun! I also loved the /x/ spook screencaps. The guy who compiled them is a top tier youtuber now.

>>219526228
Yesterday I read somewhere how much a shitstorm AI is putting on different brances of companies, cause they guys who write the letters use AI. So guy from a branch impoots one single sentence to AI and asks it to create a several pages long e-mail, sends it to another guy at another branch, who then asks AI to summarize the text. Then this way ofc shit gets fucked cause shipment info, order info, stock info, info about financial damages, etc. simply just get lost because the mails were not written by humans.

>>219525614
I walked too on lunch break, that weather does hit well! It's pretty damn hot for February damn.
Also cute lil' feller and based thread.
>>219526503
It's an interesting issue, curious at what kind of hell that can trigger. In my work sector, it is an issue that gets bigger sadly.

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>>219526697
>it is an issue that gets bigger sadly.

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>>219525614
>Saw this fella.
What was his response to being fed shrimps?

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>>219527278
Told me to get Schwabed.

Good day med am back from the cagie, tonight is Real Madrid match, I need medders energy again
>>219527278
What pisses you off the most when your order kebab, when they forgot to put sauce on the chips or when they forgot to give your drink ?

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>>219527479
>I need medders energy again
I will, against VARdrid

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>>219527683
Rude, you should support your countryman Vinicius

What's the game to play for this weather?

>>219527683
Kek'd at this gem >>/sp/153513663
Had to look at the post linked to get it... Sad!

>>219527832
>>>/sp/153513663

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AKcvLjIaCs
comrade gemerald

>>219527859
lmao

Inter-anon, don't do anything stupid, we miss (You).

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VARdroids monos get the rope.

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>>219527479
>What pisses you off the most when your order kebab, when they forgot to put sauce on the chips or when they forgot to give your drink ?
I don't get either of those things from the kebab place.
What pissess me off the most is when they forget to put the long green pepper in my kebab wrap.
>>219526228
>Very kino reference, those were a lot of fun! I also loved the /x/ spook screencaps. The guy who compiled them is a top tier youtuber now.
Which YouTuber is that? Are you talking Mr. Wendy Goon?

>>219528687
Mr Catlover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8miunnZNY

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>>219528687
>Saar, I had no green pepper, i put harissa, ok for you habibi?

>>219528109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WhliZ_r12I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIB5IYHuxrg
Could have shared these vids days ago but I forgot fr fr.
Also your vid is literally from the same channel kek.

>>219527479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa6Nkz2sZ4

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Seeing many of my coworkers, I totally understand the hatred towards us the civil servants.

>>219528439
The eternal seethe towards the king of the world.

gonna watch another le oppressed jew movie
wealth beyond measure for me

>>219528109
Ruby indeed

What the actual fuck is wrong with them?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1772041350526626.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1772041350526626.webm

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>>219529011
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>219529011
>4/5 years old video
apparently it had rabies o algo

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https://youtu.be/1LvNWPGt3a0?si=Hw3lSvtbMIdb0VFG

Gemerald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uiPFBRHbe0

>>219529073
I did not think of that possibilty ngl. Also had no idea the vid was that old fr.

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All the treadmills were taken, so I skipped cardio today.

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imagine how surprised everyone must have been

>>219528687
They don't have chips with kebab in Britain ? Also I need your advice for my friday's order, I want a durum wrap kebab but they also sell "Kebab double" have no idea what this is, maybe it's a big kebab, what do you reckon ?

>>219528874
Déjà vu desu
>>219529011
Poor animal

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>>219529893
Troonoids really are something else.

>>219529884
Why not just use one of the stationary bikes?
(I assume you have some if you have treadmills too)

>>219529925
>Déjà vu
basé

>>219529893
I don't think that happened but a friend group needing a tranny in it is even more mental than being a tranny.

>>219529956
I don't find them comfortable.

>>219529997
Do you have stairmasters in the gym?
If yes, you should go insane and hop on those.
Honestly the only cardio machine I dislike at the gym is the upper body bike. It's shite alright.

>>219530062
I have them but I don't feel like doing them because I want to be able to compare myself with previous days and want to focus on running.
I'm basically looking for any excuse to skip cardio.

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>>219530091
>I'm basically looking for any excuse to skip cardio.

>>219530091
Why not use a row machine? Those are great.

>>219530091
>I'm basically looking for any excuse to skip cardio.
I can tell fr fr.
Also o Senhor Barbossa here >>219530128 is spitting facts

Found out one of the office qts is in fact two months shy of 40. She genuinely looks like she's 30 or so vgh.
Also the MILF of the team walks very vigorously and today she brought a black turtleneck, tight to her body, and a low support bra. The jiggle was simply glorious. I bet she understood very well what she was attempting today.

>>219528687
>Which YouTuber is that?
The Librarian. Called that for archiving all /x/ screencaps for years.

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>>219530428
Me trying not to bang against tables and chairs while trying not to look at her rack while leaving the office.

Chadalanta bros, we eating good

OH N-
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1772048447106365.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1772048447106365.mp4

>>219529465
Mmmm, neat!

>>219529486
Hahahah, lucky! :D

>leaving the gooncave to fix momberg's TV after she somehow enabled a 150% magnifier on the picture

>>219531800
Footie players really are better actors than actors themselves.
Lad falls like him kicking the guy in the head was actually more painful than what the guy receiving the kick felt.

Mood
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772042418282932.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772042418282932.webm

https://humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

come on
i can't go below 200ms

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>>219531988
I didn't get this movie
I found "Whatever" to be the better incel movie
but it has been years since I watched taxi driver to be fair

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>>219532074

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6BpOxFBPQ

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>>219532006
>>219532074
>>219532185

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Half time 1-1, that's what happens when medders don't do their part of the job

>>219533419
oh shit, I'm not rooting against VARdrid cause I'm still working

>get placed in a team with 2 teammates who can't aim for shit
>win match (best of 8, 3 rounds) anyway
I'm not complaining desu. My damage output alone was more than their combined fr fr. My kda was utter shit tho.

Won another match. Holy shit.
The chances of winning 2 in a row is 1,5625%.

>>219533799
Seems like the strength you've developed by sweating at the gym emanates from your hands and penetrates virtual reality

>>219534814
>winning 2 in a row
Happened to me as well a few minutes ago

>>219534945
Were you playing cashout too (the one with 3 rounds to win)?

>>219535050
Yes (but not ranked)

>>219535115
Nice. In the past few days I really started enjoying the 50 akimbo. Previously I used to hate it.

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We won, despite med wanting us to fail, also won at Wingspan

Backrooms, the movie? Hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP6JU1mFlTU

>>219535147
I'm yet to try akimbo

>>219535349
Good fortune on /med/ders' side

>>219535448
It doesn't really matter because we'll get knocked-out next turn, they should focus entirely on La Liga

>>219535349
>We