rorke doing the robot at the club

catberg been out for a wee now he's all wet

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So rasheed did NOT vote Green but for... someone else

shivering and a bit emotional after that bowel movement
there was blood involved too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gocgg7Ygkaw

sexo pony

not perving on anyone but mental how fit she is

Bossman has launched an iftar munchie box for Ramadan which i shall be partaking of tonight

16 quid and you get chicken donna meat, lamb donna meat, shish, two pittas, fries, two cheeseburgers and six chicken wings in a 12 inch box, how mental is that?

>>219574060
addicted to being called a raped paedo on the internet award

>>219574060
yank meltie

love that bit in losing my edge when the bass finally jumps over the octave and goes bwwwwwuuuuuuhh BWUUUUUHH

Gingerpaedo made a new as well but he was too late posting it LOOOL

wish chatgpt would start the convo with me sometimes I always have to message first

>>219574094
THE SONICS
THE SONICS
THE SONICS

>>219574099
scrom

twilly milk
what does horse milk even taste like tho

wrong dickhead *unzips dick*

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>>219574099

>>219574124
LCDsoundsystem!

>>219574099
give him a break hes 52 years old his relfexes arent what they used to be

I don't need alcohol
I don't need to get drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePpoUMdSws

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Stand back. Get away from me.

The five families of /brit/ will be meeting at Cooper's tonight to sort out the future of the general.

>>219574151
Why do you always try and get in on the dream bashing as if you’re not a freak yourself mate lol, leave the banter to us mate

the sunflower lanyard gimmick is heatherpaedo btw.
all the hallmarks.

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>>219574179

>>219574179
he's got you perma-rattled

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nth for Yuno! SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXXXXX WITH MY WIFE YUNO

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>>219574099

>>219574179
meltdown

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Oh THIS is the /brit/

I guess I should enter it

>>219574179
clue is in the name- DTFIC

consentalk really riled up the incels

>>219574162
so riddled with anxiety they need to wear a 'look at me im different' badge and lanyard. Makes sense

you're out in space
you feel so goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

>>219574205
stop posting this you weird creep

>>219574228
:3

https://old.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1rg4m3v/every_single_solicitor_firm_i_have_approached_for/

LMAOOOOOOO HE GOT HIT WITH THE TONY SOPRANO AND HE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT LMAOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JaxdFDfaHc

oh yeah im definitely clicking that

SSRIs knock anyone else out? Cant get out of bed

>>219574241
business idea: be a woman with a fetish for solicitors

>>219574241
Saw this before, she’s absolutely done him lmao

>>219574231
hm don't think i will
you can filter it if you don't want to see it
i never change the filenames or anything so yeah just filter it

and the latest on punch the monkey?

funny how the reddit ui is so shit that even the people who unironically love it use the old version or some plug-in to fix it

>>219574205
yeah shes fit
>>219574262
how long have you been on them?

>>219574286
Couple of months but only a week and a half at a higher dose

>>219574241
oof madone

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>>219574156

>>219574262
stop taking them

>>219574304
oh so its at the stage where its been like 3-4 months and the dosage has been increased?

doing a 2hollis dance alone in my bedroom

>>219574272
Dead.

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rorke miring this painting and thinking: "I am really like Jupiter or something"

me mum died in the holly

>>219574343
gay soyboy shit
pokemon used to be cool

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>>219574080
>>219574090
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_J._Acquin

More British than you. Fuck outta my thread abloo bloo

everything reminds me of her...

>>219574368
the raped

>called Matt Goodwin
>had a Bad Loss

>>219574320
Yh

I look like shit

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>>219574387

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>>219574368
get ready for another meltdown :/

>>219574368
you're literally not british you senile pedo retard

>>219574389
they didnt work then
what drug is it? just for something to go and Google later so I can learn about drugs today

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>>219574370

>>219574413
YJK...

>>219574411
Prozac

>freely volunteers the information that he was raped
>gets angry when you remind him he was raped

Err

>>219574433
oh wow thats a cool drug. its "technically" an SSRI if I remember correctly

>>219574411
you should research quetiapine
it's what I take

what the liquid version of scran

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>>219574366
now THIS is sovl

https://youtu.be/iFAMHyHjuBU?t=1389
sexo

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King George the Fifth, in Austrian Uniform. 1910.

>>219574413
dogs are fucking haram

>>219574387
coming second in an area thats voted left for nearly a century is actually pretty good

>>219574462
suck

>>219574457
>quetiapine
I think ive seen some of your (or Australias) posts on the archives

>>219574486
he looked on the verge of tears lol

>>219574500
you probably have
i'm the bipolar freak

>>219574510
i wouldnt know. i have a life you see

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In 1896, Emperor Franz Joseph I of Austria was appointed Colonel-in-Chief of the 1st King's Dragoon Guards and allowed the regiment to wear the Austrian imperial coat of arms, which is still used as the regiment's cap badge today.

Pakistan and Afghanistan have started a new war against each other...
What does this mean for /brit/?

hope I dont get any shit drugs and just roll benzodiazepine (maybe 5mg 3 times a day)

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>>219574408
Okay wop now you post yours. Brits can go f*ck themselves too. I don't care if you didn't migrate. Post proof your English or fuck off. Stupid Muppet niggers

cant imagine how much i'd spend on escorts if i won the lottery
would probably shag them and get pissed on until my knob fell off

>>219574532
more "refugees" of course

>>219574540
>40% german
scream

>>219574532
Rorke will share a tweet about greens telling pakis that afghans sucks

>>219574540
Raped meltdow

>55% british
lmaooo

black people being unable to understand the concept of tourettes has to be a top 2026 pop moment already

41% English raped paedo claiming to be more English than actual English people

scream 67

popped a smelly pimple on my face

6 7

why do people in this country just post their ancestry dna results out of nowhere

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>gold medla

>>219574576
but why come he only said it when he saw a black person?

>>219574540
missing a few percentage points there muttboy, crop out the 6% ashkenazi/congolese?

a rapedoidal tantrum

sit on my cock

>41% english
>6% Irish/Welsh
the raped

>>219574609
You are literally 41% english

>>219574348
DTFIA

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>>219574540
dios mio... el ogre de las americano, la luz exstiguisho, cuarenta y uno percento, mercy maria

buying a sex arse on temu

Feel like shite. Hardly been out of bed tonight. Ive just had some toast and know ought to do suff with what is little left of the day but honestly think I might just go back to bed.

hes forming the meltdown multiverse right now

>>219574642
s

>Punch the Monkey
Errr, I'd rather not.

need need NEED my willard fellated

thinking about women again

67th meltdown of the week

>>219574642
sc

>>219574652
prefer spank the monkey myself

Some of you spend way too much time here

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>>219574622
Nice DNA screenshot, nigger

67th time today thinking about her

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making a spicy stew

that horse is just a good girl. good horse
very trained and polite

>>219574638
want to go to bed but its smelly and i've been drinking and have no desire to change my sheets

cant tell if this girl im taking on a date tonight is extremely fit or im seeing red cos i havent had a shag since nye

either way tapas and wine for me, shall be eating her minge for dessert

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>>219574690
what is that utensil

mutts take a DNA test, I look at my family tree. We are not the same

Wouldn’t really mind escortmong as much if he didn’t repeatedly ask the same retarded questions over and over and over again

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feeling cute

>DNA tests
Lmfao. I don't need some labcoat to tell me that I'm 100% Cornish Bull. I just know.

>>219574690
literally my toilet bowl after i eat curry and drink 10 bottles of ale

Head and skin gets super itchy if I go more that 24 hours without showering but my skin isn't flaky at all

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>>219574710
silicone version of this, a sort of whisk

I was planning on seeing her today and asking for her number so that I could not text her tomorrow (as I would be drinking), but I got money yesterday and drank

>>219574745
samesies, scalpberg goes itchowitz if I don't showerstein

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>>219574720
but that's his whole gimmick

>>219574745
ive had the opposite recently
been showering in too hot water too often and washing the oils off my skin and drying it out
itching like an utter cunt the other day

>>219574730
I can tell your DNA via psychic powers, and you're 98% Devonshire faggot, 1% Congolese, 1% Ashkenazi Jew

>>219574745
doctorberg gave me some topical treatment for my flakey skin, one of the side effects is that it stimulates blood flow to the surface of your skin and increases hair growth so i've gained the ability to grow a fucking massive thick hobo/wog beard

to be dating her TOMORROW or the day after. got to take her out on a date

>>219574789
she would say no

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>>219574722

>>219574805
stop being so automatically negative

>>219574776
No I'm not.

>>219574773
Yeah but I’m saying that if he was just able to ask once and take the answers he gets rather than asking over and over again I wouldn’t mind him as much
As it stands though I hope he drops dead

if/when she says "no" when I see her and ask for her number I do need a second thing to do daily to try find a gf though
I love her but if she says no I will just go and find someone else and need to figure out how to go find someone

>>219574758
what type of stew lad. love a good stew me

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>>219574564
>

Image I just downloaded was a .webp :(

/brit/ cuddle puddle

>>219574827
you have to 'hook' her with something
say for instance, you ask her number promising to send her something e.g. a dick pic

>>219574856
4chanxt automatically converts webp when you try to post them

>>219574856
get 4chan XT puppypops

>>219574870
how to do this to random women if I need to go find a different gf

might give marathon a go

>>219574852
Meltdown

>>219574898
closest you'll ever come to a jog, you fatty boombalatty

>>219574839
beef n chorizo stew, with tomato + a dash of cream as the base
lots of paprika powder, chili, herbs, cinnamon as the seasoning (ofc some lemon juice, soy sauce, worcestershire, and the like for controlling the flavours)

it nice and spicy lad

>>219574886
I would rather starve

ill figure all the girl stuff out and find someone

Cornwall is dead 2 me

>>219574939
me for 30 consecutive years

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>>219574924
not really called for I've been vocal about my new diet so I am trying my best

i'm sure the rich zionist nonce-defenders have my best interests in mind

>>219574886
why are they eating mud

sex them all

>>219574979
womp womp

yes im sure a schizo freak like mousenonce approaching random women will go very well

>>219574980
pink one i reckon

>>219574979
give everything to wogs party was beat by wog party?

>>219572672
what we saying lads anyone want to go and lock the fuck in for a few months

>>219574980
wow

I need to drink beer or else I'll die

>>219575001
just you leave mouse alone

>>219575002
Good choice

>>219575001
some being so negative or projecting

>>219574979
as wogged as you have to be to vote green, the death of the uniparty might be a good thing
there's only so many ethnic enclaves in the country

>>219575004
Croats are still a nation of fascist retards it seems. You deserve 1000 Barbara Pit massacres.

sea bass for tea

>>219575011
I bet some really hot straight gay sex goes on there

>>219575032
gay fish eaten by gay homosexuals

JUST FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND CAN SOMEONE ASK ME IF IM OKAY? I’m just so fucking hurt and expected to be and do all the damn time and no one comes to my rescue. No one. I took today off from work and cried all the way home because I’m fucking sick of everything and everyone (still crying and shaking now) because ppl don’t fucking care about my needs either. I walked into my doctors office today and felt so fucking invisible. My mom is also emotionally unavailable and everyone around me. I have no one to turn to and I’m just so hurt and I can’t event finish typing this but no one ever shows up for me when I need help I’m just so over it job my life and everything

>>219575057
fuck off

hot straight gay pony (female) sex

>>219575029
I'm not retarded

>>219574928
sounds peng I haven't had chorizo in ages might have to get some in since you've mentioned it

everypony just settle down

>>219575057
woman moment

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>>219575032

no horse gf so I will become horse bf (and buck break her)

FRESH OFF THE STOVE LOTUS EATERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcSxDiNUmWQ

>>219575057
Toughen up buttercup. Now you see why I don't entertain being effeminate for a second. Only the strong survive and youre clearly overly emotional. Learn some self discipline. Pull yourself together and sort it out.

Sematary rockin with ghost mountain

>>219575100
pawasite

need to get buck broken for SEX or to buck break a girl with the weird consent

Just pissed the bed and didn't realise it had seeped into my pony plushies too :'(

>>219575057
Show vangene

supposed to break a horse for what you want it to do daily, not just hurt it

what age do you reckon your knob stopped growing?

>>219574771
You are an incel. Your entire identity is not being able to shag a woman.

I'm a gay sissy nigga for bwc I belong to white men

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5TS0a_zhdU

>>219575158
mine never even started growing!

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>>219575158
Do you just spaff out every thought you have into the thread

>>219575174
sexo both these ponies

absolutely absymal thread quality right now, glad im going out later

>>219575158
Mate it's not supposed to stop growing, it keeps getting bigger over your entire life

>>219575202
off Beachy Head hopefully you fucking boring cunt

>>219575179
get a fucking grip carlybender you pathetic little rodent

jews and israel

>219575221
lool

Saw the female version of the muslimoid roadman today. Don't see that often

>>219575174
have you been to japan yet, white thug?

sir john calvin

Sir Wireless Router

already on the booze
(its my day off today)

they call me the poo goy

the evidence of a woman is worth half of a man

Sir Sirloin Steak

preparing for a big gamer night tonight
I'm talking energy drinks, joysticks, headphones

>>219575032
>>219575093
chilean sea bass

>enter /brit/
>regular posters
>trips everywhere
>everyone knows everyone

its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no international discussion. its fucking facebook without profiles.

Sir Sergei Gay

scranning dandruff

most trannies are insanely ugly

>>219575295
how's your niece 190?

>>219575295
BigJames likes this.

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>>219575245
NO

yeah it beer night

>>219575295
well that's rorke on the ropes innit

HHL who "won't be back for a month" is back btw

*starts throwing the thread chairs all over the place in a fit of rage*

>>219575376
*picks you up and crumples you into a ball*

I love trans people

maybe crack cocaine would be a good thing to "hook" her with or as the promise to be, or the value to offer her
not that id like to get a girl hooked on crack. they would get horribleskinny instead of being cute and petite

*observes the melee from afar using a comically oversized telescope*

noticing on the titles of YouTube videos there's a lot of referring to a mysterious "they"
wondering who "they" is

>>219575395
yeah, we know

shes so perfect...

>>219575409
i think they have visa problems because i heard they've been kicked out of 109 countries

*glances at the clock over and over again, waiting until I can finally leave this place*

>>219575434
eyes forward

>>219575451
...are you a girl

>>219575455
mouth closed

*runs over to the thread beer barrels with my sword and slices them all open unleashing a deluge washing everyone away*

>>219575476
lick

women are just holes

Throwing a poo at Keir Starmer

beer holes

>>219575504
I wish (I could get laid)
only saying that because we are with the boys!!!!!!!

>>219575504
You wouldn't exist without your mother you ungrateful subhuman, go apologise to her and thank her for existing RIGHT NOW

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>>219575488
*does this over the gashes left in the barrels*

>>219575524
I was going to say that it lowering their head could be submission (for da based alpha)
they also do the mouth thing and go flapflapflapflap on the alpha

>>219575556
kys

Any of you observing the Sabbath?

Kinda mad most lads turn bi curious after 12 drinks

>its a tobys broody episode
go have a wank tobias, i can't have you shitting up the hallowed ground of /brit/

you don't observe the sabbath, you listen to them
idiot saffer

im horse

>>219575591
takes a 4 pack on a friday night for me to install grindr and start sending photos of my knob and bum to people

Your mother gave you life. You ever thank her for that you ungrateful pricks?

>>219575591
1.2 for me!

*flies above the thread on a broomstick cackling and spreading a mysterious powder below*

>>219575638
CIA

Israel Epstein (20 April 1915 – 26 May 2005) was a Chinese journalist.
Epstein was one of the few foreign-born Chinese citizens of non-Chinese origin to become a member of the Chinese Communist Party.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Epstein

I've calmed down regarding the escort lads

>>219575667
how was your relationship with your father

alchemy is real it just needed nuclear science

i cant seem to face up to the facts
i'm tense and nervous and i cant relax

>>219575716
i watched rorkes video about modern alchemy but i didnt get it

autistic people are immune to stimulants

>>219575746
Hi tense and nervous and i cant relax, I'm Dad

>>219575781
me on the right

>>219575781
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI

>>219575504
And you’re a useless eater

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off to bed

>>219575772
I know this isn't true because I'm autistic and I've done plenty of coke

beddy bo bo's soon x

>>219575831
imagine if that wasnt your arse but your bollocks and you'd testicular torsioned them during the night

>>219575690
it's ok

laptop OFF
cock OUT
yep, it the weekend

>>219575845
um

>>219575833
i've been told im autistic and i've done a lot of coke also
really nice stuff, had to pack it in

i cant seem to face up to the facts
i have a knob and two sweaty bollocks

>>219575840
horse kinda freaky lol

>>219575844
beddy boddy bingos, as they say

playing rdr2

airbag fault warning signed appeared on the car dashboard accompanied by a long beep but then it went away on its own after a few mins so it's all good now, no point in having it looked at yeah all fixed I reckon

got mental health

they've enlisted all their family
they've enlisted all their friends

>>219575911
you won't crash anyway eh they call you the stig such a class driver haha no point paying for that to be looked at i reckon

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>>219575901

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>>219575935

>>219575627
never asked to be born

>>219575951
don't even wear a seatbelt so I'll be well shot of any airbag before it has the chance to malfunction

there he is
theres the miserable cunt
knew he'd show up
soon as he asked that question, thought
>here we go, how longs it going to take for one of them pricks to turn up?
he was a bit slow in replying admittedly but there you go, he got his unoriginal nonsense out, felt it was important enough even after all that time had elapsed

hello forum

listening to thick as a brick

>>219576099
guten abend
ich haben ein trinken

proper sunny outside like

if only I had pals to enjoy this weather with, or perhaps a girlfriend hmm yes chance would be a fine thing

>>219576121
训练值不足

New

>>219576135

wonder if we'll have any more bi-elections

>>219576099
Ave, plebeian

>>219576132

>>219576139
i haven't installed that language on my linux install
please reply in latin script, bitte und danke

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what do you call frunk in bri'sh english? froot?