>>219614174
>wretched hive of scum and villainy
haha that's us

>>219614174
mental that r2d2 was gay

saving your posts for the confirmation of which new is the new are we gayboys

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Well that's supper sorted

>>219614233
it lush x32

>>219614232
n-no...
*trying to cover up my "funy posts" notepad file with my hands*

Every fucking barber keeps on giving me a mullet, it's really starting to piss me off. I'm not a tarq on a "gap yeahrrr" give me a normal haircut you pillock

>>219614233
mmmh anotha wan sorted

Got a bum chorteler of a post but it needs to get to about 60 to post it when the thread is full bore atm janny could get a hard on looking at alec guinness cause he was a man and delete the thread as nsfw

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Have to go to a couples shower in an hour

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grim

>>219614307
Nice jumper that

>>219614307
that for bisexual piss lovers?

>>219614259
You need to start doing it yourself with a Philips OneBlade.

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>bisexual piss lovers

>>219614307
awful documentary full of pissheads who want to die like me. bet some are dead now. piss is weird though some die like amy winehouse after a bad night on the vodka some like seasidemark drink for 50 years

>>219614348
gay cunt

english niggas be named englert engleson the third

>>219614334
>a modern, co-ed wedding shower celebrating both partners
so, yes.

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tonight's kino has been decided

>>219614334
It replaced bridal showers, yanks love stupid parties

>>219614392
i'm not named that

>>219614312
NOOO WHERE IS MY TUBBY GOTH GIRL
Going to put all the Ozempic pens on a bonfire

>>219614431
irish diaspora

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>>219614348

>>219614348
hi

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>>219614407

just saw some nudie pics of Golshifteh Farahani
setting the sights on /iraniangf2026/

got a crick in my neck
want to die

Had covid last week and Im still knackered, might have the long covid lads

>>219614456
you don't really find it hot
you're just peebaiting

>>219614407
like watching preteen girls get dicks do you

Thoughts on Logan Paul's AI movie

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there's a 4chan banner similar to this

CWLTDHP mug

>>219614233
Deskostan

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>>219614312
Ozempic is a hell of a drug

>>219614492
As realistic as Handmaid's Tale

lads i am 100% going to have the chance to take a woman's virginity and it's definitely a flex but also i'm not sure if i can handle the responsibility

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tfw no latex gf

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we're just taking all the worst stuff from us healthcare

>>219614491
much like bradford paki being flirty with me despite only liking trannies

pozdogs all awake it seems

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIlLq4BqGdg

>>219614580
still buzzing from Mardi Gras

nope. not clicking that you fucking bent weirdo

>>219614492
Still full of browns

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Deploying the Sons of Kahteem to defeat the Gaetulians

mmm fiona mel apple

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slampig
wtf

>>219614504
Thankyou for supporting the Australian modernised Shakeaspeare industry

>>219614663
?

>>219614659
*plays as selucids and rapes you *

smiling at bossman even though shortly before purchasing some sour mentos from him I was watching his brethren get mangled by trains on /gif/

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>>219614672

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Peace and quiet.

>>219614673
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x55doVYxwbQ

post missing cuties

>>219614680
went to buy cans earlier and bossman was pulling a really really really long extension cord out into the street, probably about 30ft from his shop, and scratching his head. dunno what he was up to
got served by his awkward zoomer son

cannot believe she spent £25.16 with secure checkout powered by Stripe for that

>>219614233
Shouldn't done that thing where you cut the toast up into small squares and drop them into a bowl of hot beans. Its actually very nice.

>>219614708
hate it when it isnt bossman, sometimes its his wife and she fucking reeks dunno how he puts up with it

I think rectangular toast slices are better than triangles

>>219614312
Is that Joanna Lumley?

>>219614715
>Shouldn't done that thing
Phoneposting from bed, are you?
Wearing sexy little knickers??

25 quid for a mug is deranged

it's over.
I have officially done FUCK ALL in February.
entire month wasted. every second of it.

>>219614734
post me over some brennans will ya

>>219614661
blimey :/
2004 was a different time it seems

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>>219614734
>I think rectangular toast slices are better than triangles

>>219614734
Do you cut sandwiches diagonally or across?

>>219614737
um

racist barn
racist barn

>>219614692
>You arrive while the last guests are leaving and it's Sandi Toksvig and Suzy Izzard

St. David's day innit

never drinking water from the bathroom sink again

Joanna Lumley's a sexy old lady whereas that is a horrifying ghoul

>>219614778
I don't like sliced bread sandwiches, if I'd ever have sandwiches it'd be in baguettes or ciabatta

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looks like a fucking world of warcraft goblin

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Any has faith in the Lord Jesus Christ man in

>>219614813
Why would you do that? It comes from a dirty tank in the attic

>>219614857
aye

>>219614857
no. complete jewish myth designed to destroy the world

Im hungry but shouldn’t eat this time of night

>>219614863
i just dont care anymroe,,,,

>>219614857
Nah, grew out of fairytales when my balls dropped mate

>>219614748
I've had mine for 25 years. How many drinks is that? Daily use. Well worth it

>>219614890
how so

>Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor faces shopping headache as reluctant Waitrose drivers 'draw straws' to deliver food to him

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15601617/Andrew-Mountbatten-Windsor-shopping-Waitrose.html

>>219614894
You would care if you saw your disgusting spider filled tank in the attic

>>219614896
wallace and gromit

>>219614890
>le christianity is a kike psyop designed to weaken aryans!
>ignore the fact that europeans conquered the world under christs word and 1,500 years of my european ancestors believed in christ! t-they were simply superstitious peasants deceived by the jews!

@grok take off her socks

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>>219614900
If you aren't Greenpilled you're a goy

nowt good ever happened in my life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsCp5LG_zNE&list=RDHsCp5LG_zNE&start_radio=1

>>219614895
Yeah I guess the universe just came into existence via “quantum fluctuations” and morality, love is just a hold over from our primate group instincts. I love Karl Marx!

>>219614919
you missed out on all the fun now they're just like "go to work, pay your taxes"

>>219614905
I still cannot get over the fact that a known paederast was named Mountbatten.

love is magic!

anyone here want to fuck my arse?

just made an extremely boring post on the /brit/scord

WHAT the FUCK has happened to kelly osbourne

hi im drunk

>>219614945
...yh

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giving the 60 year old crossdressers in my local area a consider

>>219614930
corr edward nelsons quantum fluctuations wun of most underrated books of all.time

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>>219614930
>Why yes, I do believe a white wizard in the sky snapped his fingers and created all of reality

>>219614940
you relly fink andrew only royal pederast

mah diss shidd goes deep bro

Love mincin around on cam

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>>219614960

>>219614943
God is love
Love is the expression of appreciation and gratitude to the creator. When you love something, you outpour goodness and gratitude to God. The same way morality is the instinctive aspiring to divine law.

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>>219614960
any pics? x

@grok show me rorke fighting 3 big beautiful black women and losing

>>219614998
yeah like i said, magic

>>219614954
me too x
hi

going to watch telly for a bit then i'll be back afterwards or i might fall asleep in front of the telly not decided yet

>>219615014
hya wu2

what if god was one of us
just a slob like one of us

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>>219615015
okay <3
*kiss*

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>>219615008
all I've got I'm afraid

>>219614975
>God is a man in the sky
The consequences of Protestantism. God is ipsum esse subsistens. The first act. The ground of all reality. The necessary eternal being from which all further contingent existence springs. Reality only exists with his eternal sustenance. Look upon the cosmological principle, the design inherent upon the universe. Even Einstein had to admit some sort of deism. Atheist materialism isn’t taken seriously amongst physicists and cosmologists.

>>219615022
um drinking
wuu2

hmm might post very pompously and condescendingly about my religion

>>219615036
derinking and playing fantasy life
just beat the main storyu and mastered blacksmitrhing :)

wanted to jerk my cock but suddenly became really really really hungry to the point that I can't think of anything but eating which sucks because I feel too tired to cook a meal

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Need literally all Abrahamics dead and buried

solo female

>>219615047
I don't know what that means but happy for you

mi tink me gwan take me own life

>>219614905
I do asda deliveries and wouldn't want the hassle of being searched but as driver you don't get the option to draw straws or decide for ourselves who we would want to deliver to or id never do another delivery to any paki every again.

>>219615054
Yeah let’s all be atheists that worship the state (fascism, communism), or larpers that pretend to worship fragments of ancient European beliefs that monks wrote down

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1yQZIUEo5E&list=RDH1yQZIUEo5E&start_radio=1

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>>219615031
>>219615031
>not convincing

he wasnt joking

>>219615072
odd for pakistanis to get deliveries

>>219615077
just thinking about how our women with willies mog the yank ones

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LET'S FUCKING GO
SMASH SHIT

INFOWARS.COM
WORLDSTAR.COM

was in the monty pyke earlier

>>219615118
That girl is Turkish I think

>>219615145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNHOFyIaGD8&list=RDLNHOFyIaGD8&start_radio=1

Has Malaponte showed up and had a melty yet? Usually when something bad happens to one of America’s enemies he shows up and spergs out about da joos.

got my bum out x

>>219615117
Not really. Lots of pakis get deliveries. Always bottled water. What surprises me most is how much milk they get delivered.

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>Boos heard during Ramadan pause at Elland Road

>>219615196
*kisses your cheeks*

>>219615196
get it plugged

>>219615202
imagine bradders in a thobe or a salwar kameez

>>219615200
i imagine you do chineses too, what do they like

executive decisions from a delirious mind

Got some bacon to eat up tomorrow. Will already be one day out of date. Will probably do bacon and cheese sarnies.

>>219615261
enjoy x

>>219615261
should be illegal to eat/sell bacon in the holy month

>>219615238
I've not delivered to any Chinkies that I can recall. I live in the North so it's almost all Whites and Pakis, occasionally blacks.

righty proper steaming again

>>219615202
That’s disgusting

>>219615303
same x

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQiGNAeEv7c

>>219615335
any pics of them kissing

>>219615335
could literally crack right's head in a pan and make an omelette

>>219615342
have some pics of them sucking each others' cocks but can't post that here

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pov: you are in tehran right now

>>219615346
?

>>219615353
um

>>219615374
this is a blue SFW board

>>219615363
All this over a petrol station (theres one an hour away from me opening soon)

>>219615299
that's a shame. if you ever want to move to midlands there's a massive ocado centre that would hire instantly

https://voca.ro/1cu80lIWCFJO

raping a daffodil

>>219615423
can i rape it after you

off to do that thing where you close your eyes and eventually go unconscious for a good few hours

don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>219615436
just finishing a can of rockstar now so reckon ill be up a bit longer x

>>219615436
?

>>219615436
been trying this every night, never seems to bloody work

>>219615365
that creature's head is egg shaped
hope this clears things up

>>219614953
Bo Selecta done her. Never got over it

>>219615465
she's a woman not a creature and actually she's fit as fuck

bo porride

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMqLEwk7KAw

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>>219615501

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIcNtOMhTD4

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>>219615501
there's much better ones on the market

quite fancy inserting a foreign object into my anus tonight lads

>>219615525
?

>>219615526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anugn_7Kwl0
corr

>>219615534
a reverse poo, as it were

carly/arianabender shitting up the thread as per

>>219615560
boo hoo nyigguh

>>219615363
it should be illegal to own personal cameras

>>219615560
who

>>219615522
Is this that car girl
>>219615530
or are these two the same?

flat viewingtoil tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh6liYUAOYQ&list=RDnh6liYUAOYQ&start_radio=1
The Canadain Black metal on

nothing ever happens

An Indian bender named Rammai Arsedeep.

>>219615591
gay tranny who spams Carly Rae Jensen Ariana grande and trannies
Pretty sure he’s also rubymong

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tozvTpscy04

minor spelling mistake bradley.png

>>219615620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIzY-5_rK0&list=RDPiIzY-5_rK0&start_radio=1
15 CANS OF STELLA

thawing the meatballs for this week's pasta bake

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>Carly Rae Jensen

>>219615409
I don't enjoy the job much if i'm honest id rather do something else but don't dare leave at the moment considering the current job market.

need ruby in a burka and walking ten paces behind me

>>219615703
not even close

is emily in?

>>219615703
what are you playing at

Weeeeeeeeeee

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>homer bimpson

spent all night browsing pictures of trannies again

>>219615686
would it be easy to become like a lorry driver and not have to deal with as much shit

treating willardberg to a bit of miss alika white

>>219615767
any fit ones?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl8NR6EFJMU

>>219615786
yes some very cute some quite scary

ive given up wanking to trans women for lent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDx24xwca7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6LLufWrq0s&list=RDq6LLufWrq0s&start_radio=1
sex song
you're welcome

eating mini cheddars

let's fucking sail

>>219615842
:)

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Trust in Rorke.

has ruby got her knob out yet?

opening a museum of fine fart

>>219615849
it's normal for your sailing instructor to get his cock out in the changing room after lessons

The two things in this world I despise are middle class people who get everything they need and cunts on bennies.

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Corrr spaff
Corrr poo

Boots thats my ego boost

Just off toil, what a day.

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>her knob?

would you come to a /brit/ meetup
would you ever meet a /brit/ poster irl

>>219615977
yes!!!

>>219615977
yes, although it's scary i think no matter how much getting raped or stabbed hurts, it could never hurt as much as being alone

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1 Day

>>219615977
I would have in the past but I'd get bullied for being too old now

>>219616031
how is this news if nothing has tangibly changed in my life

the middle class is suffering most are aldimongs now just about managing to keep up appearances

I’ve been sleeping whilst wide awake again.

>>219616031
the thing is their whole mullah system is designed to carry the same on if loads of them die

How is Rasheed handling it?

>>219616043
where can i see her penis?

>>219616048
doubt going to aldi even saves much money these days

>>219615823asdf=[spoiler][/fG svtwe g\rgdrghfdjighjs egseg dfzjngdfzgjn

>>219616083
Whenever I go to Lidl I spend way less than one of the big supermarkets guaranteed but then again I've never got a pound for the trolley so I use the little basket thingy

>>219616109
threw a trolley into the river once

>>219616031
sorry I dropped a big deuce during my flight over Iran

>>219615780
I dont think so, two of my colleagues have licences to drive lorries and cant find work doing it.

need a good rogering

>>219616129
oughtn't do that

>>219616232
funny though innit

Do you lads know what topped the UK music charts this week?

>>219616266
no go on tell us

just wanked to some katherine cane, very pretty girl who loves to be beaten

i thought they were going to war with iran because they have nuclear capabilities but now its because they want to liberate the people well what is it

>>219616349
I was expecting /brit/ to be much more active right now. Man /int/ is dead now. I won't say who topped the music charts this week because I don't know and haven't bothered to keep track of that for twenty years

bladder is so full

aff tae bed

almost fucked my sister once

Had my pretzel if anyone was wondering. Awoke yesterday at twelve and brother returned around two. It was delicious. Cinnamon flavour. Next time I’ll get vanilla.

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Bossman's death means only 8 world leaders remain who have been in charge since befroe the 90s

>>219616626
How did that happen?

>>219616630
Is it a soft pretzel?

>>219616626
intercesting but for the best that you didn't

>>219616749
Yeah it was a soft one. It is a shame because the pretzel shop we got them from is a half hours drive, not somewhere I can pop into on the way home from work. I don’t know anywhere else that does fresh pretzels. Sad!

Terrible headache :(

>>219616817
hope it gets worse x

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lovely trans women are valid

just finished resident evil 9, was good but it is literally just like two games in one. one first person re7 hard game and one third person action shooter game. i think the massive difference will affect going back for replays desu

Mass tomorrow

gunshots going off less than a mile from my house, fuck sake

*prisons*

>>219616749
fooling around
ended up 69 and found out she has a roastie
>>219616761
true

iran can look forward to the fruits of american liberation like mcdomalds and BLACKED

>>219617079
Iranians WILL pay the 50 year mortgage

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why so slow? i love trans women

>>219617109
4channers all in mourning as their favourite islamic communist dictator topples at the hands of mcfascism

>>219617109
l'm busy making AI erotica

>>219614539
>>219615093
Stop using DTFIC gimmicks.

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>>219617079

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STARLIGHT
CAN YOU GIVE ME THE FAME
CAN YOU TELL ME THE GAME
OH STARLIGHT

>>219617109
when the thread gets to 300+ people stop posting so they can save their HILARIOUS replies for the new (nobody reads them)

5+ minutes with no reply you people are pathetic

>>219617376
gonna chop up some sweet potatoes and put them on a boil me

>>219609338
>>219609338
this one's still up

>>219617394
yeah but fuck the welsh

>>219617585
idgi

>>219617384
not a fan of sweet potatoes. too sweet

fuck it. the new >>219617700

>>219615008
>>219617668