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/a/s greatest hits edition
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THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY IN TWITTER
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>I WANT A JEWISH SPERM MILKSHAKE NOW GODDAMN IT!!!
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filo anime
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Do you embody stoic virtues?
Wisdom (Sophia / Phronesis)
The ability to judge correctly and see reality clearly.
Sound judgment
Practical decision-making
Self-reflection
Learning from experience
Understanding what is within your control
Courage (Andreia)
Moral and physical bravery in the face of difficulty.
Resilience in adversity
Standing by principles
Endurance of pain or hardship
Willingness to face death calmly
Justice (Dikaiosyne)
Right conduct toward others.
Fairness
Honesty
Integrity
Kindness
Duty to community
Temperance (Sophrosyne)
Self-control and moderation.
Discipline
Restraint of desires
Emotional balance
Humility
Simplicity
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Go to bed, Mr. Aurelius
You're drunk
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Cringe
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TWO TRAILER PARK GIRLS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE
ROUND THE OUTSIDE
ROUND THE OUTSIDE
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Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
We hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Seagal
Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either
*Shit, me neither*
We ain't EAGER to be LEGAL
So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three lethal amounts
While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
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Seriously I need to burn my phone it's an addiction
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If the draft were restarted, the armed forces would be immediately flooded with zoomers who had been in college or who had become young professionals. The literacy of the median soldier would immediately improve, they would be just a class above the kids from broken homes who had to be taught to wipe their ass in boot. There would be a class divide that enrages the existing enlisted and drives a brutal campaign of fraternal pranking and bullying. This has never occurred to me before but I find it quite amusing
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https://youtube.com/shorts/rj0TjftVzHg?si=MVr-fXLuoKsi7HYx
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>A new poll shows that 60% of Americans would vote for whichever candidate promised to kill the Devil
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>check some r9k archives
>uncover my embarrassing posts 2 years ago where I LARP'd with a foid and a fag for a whole month
god damn it, I wonder how much of my youth I've spent on this site talking to strangers. Younger me is probably embarrassed of the man I've become.
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nearly a wizard, me
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>god damn it, I wonder how much of my youth I've spent on this site talking to strangers.
I've been here for over 15 years now
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because I was a lonely teen and incredibly horny, I'm surprised I haven't been groomed into being a tranny yet with how naive I was lol.
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grim
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You will never be a true American.
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This is pretty much the only platform where you can just forget your posts and pretend it wasn't you. So many people have actually existing archives of their twitter posts/insta posts/discord messages actually in their name where they were being unhinged because they assumed they would never be anyone important. It's not so bad
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>23
>before going to college
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Finna make some Risotto Milanese
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>buy new earbuds
>break immediately
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You're all fucking stupid and I'd cream any of you in a fist fight
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Did we get a new jannie? He's fucking awful. He's been deleting like every thread that doesn't autistically adhere to the narrowest interpretation of the rules (but racebait and coombait can obviously stay)
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I look like this
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I don't want to go to work *sigggghhhhhhhhhh*
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level with me here what does a hebrew man in 2026 need to do to get a usa gf
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IRAQ 3 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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base
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rough but atleast you're honest
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I have a theory anime used to be popular with straight white autistic men in the late 90s/00s because japanese is a very neutral and mid tone language that is soothing to autists, as the focus in japan though shifted to catering to the waifu audience and eventually focusing on female oriented romance because the girls are what sell they started to shift to louder and harsher voices which attract troons who see it reflected in themselves since they're also trying to imitate a cartoonish female voice
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zoomerfags
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>fist fight
but I own a gun
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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foreigners dont understand how well america is setup to deal with nonwhites, having had them since the slaves came over
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Forgot pic
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Damnit
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anime was popular with kids because it was cheap so a lot of kids tv channels bought it.
and in many countries the structure of anime was similar to local culture (for example for latinx anime is just animated latinx telenovelas a lot of the motifs are similar )
this is both for girl-targeted and boy-targeted animes
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I look like this
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Sleepy cell went live
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I like TTS more than some faggots voice
pic related too
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THERE LIVED A CERTAIN MAN IN RUSSIA LONG AGO0
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Operation big chungus was a resounding success. the United States military is undertaking a massive and ongoing operation to prevent this very wicked, radical dictatorship from threatening America and our core national security interests. This regime will soon learn that no one should challenge the strength and might of the United States Armed Forces. I built and rebuilt our military in my first administration and there is no military on earth even close to its power, strength or sophistication. My administration is taking every possible step to minimize the risk to U.S. personnel in the region. Even so, and I do not make this statement lightly, the Iranian regime seeks to kill. The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties. That often happens in war. But we're doing this not for now. We're doing this for the future. And it is a noble mission. For many years, you have asked for America's help. But you never got it. No president was willing to do what I am willing to do tonight. Now you have a president who is giving you what you want. So let's see how you respond. America is backing you with overwhelming strength and devastating force
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>tfw falling for Jesus freak 'contemporary worship' girl at uni
>unironically wears cross necklace at campus and goes to rock n roll churches where people fall over and cry n shit
>tfw not even religous
>tfw she won't even consider me an option because of irreligiousness
Why must you make me suffer, Lord? I ain't gonna become a fake christian because of a girl. That's too scummy imo
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two number 9s (one large), a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda, ok?
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It's unbelievably retarded that the President of the United States can do basically whatever he wants in a foreign country but can't conduct his domestic policy without some bimbo federal judge getting in his way.
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>you can't believe American or Israeli casualty figures but you can immediately believe Iranian ones o algo
Why is social media like that? Both sides clearly lie for propaganda purposes. We need more enlightened centrists.
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Instead you have
>perpetually deadlocked congress preventing any major changes
>executive forced to be more active and push the limits of their powers as a result
>legal system completely politicized as they are the ones deciding politics as a result of the deadlock and pro-active executive
We're right on track
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>>>/pol/529554188
found pookie in the wild
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>executive forced to be more active and push the limits of their powers as a result
Republicans have control of congress and the senate, he just wants to centralized more power in the executive branch.
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>simping for a gay manchild
canada has fallen
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I work in a coffee shop inside an extremely busy event venue that's basically a mall
we're only open for 9 hours but there's a line out of the store into the concourse from before we even open to close
real fucking strange too because it routinely takes 20+ minutes just to get a drink yet people will come here daily
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Bharat won
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>According to a special feature on Morning Show [ja] which aired in May 2018, butsukari otoko are mainly classified into 5 patterns.[9]
>A butsukari otoko of the "following type" follows a woman that he has targeted and bumps into her.
>A butsukari otoko of the "pick-a-fight" type stands firm with his feet set apart when a woman turns around.
>A butsukari otoko of the "my-own-way type" ignores the flow of people.
>A butsukari otoko of the "attacking type" sticks his leg out, among other actions.
>A butsukari otoko of the "slugger type" punches unsuspecting women in the eye.
What's Your Type?
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*randomly starts hurting for no reason*
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I want more mule chan
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I show no love to momo thugs
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very funny
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should i watch this?
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Do you think these contemporary worship types are genuinely nut cases or is it all a psyop by the rich church pastors hiring actors to do that falling over a crying in the name of Jesus BS as a performance to advertise that their church is "real"?
I've been to one of those contemporary services years ago on a whim to get a proper first hand experience and it was the most awkward disingenuous thing I witnessed, but god DAMN the girls were smokin'. I gotta find out if this girls willing to date outside their religion desu senpai
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KEK
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Trump says 4 weeks in Iran. Bizarrely specific, would say one month if not hiding something. "four weeks" JG = 1346. Notable phrases:
>The Time is Now
>Zyprexa
>Revelationfour
>Untouched You Are
>Transexuality
>Sovsreignsoul
>World Tariffs
>Kundalini Awakening
>The Great Work
>Factus Obtineo Emittentibus
Buckle up
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>haha it's already 7am here but I havn't gone to sleep at all yet! I'm so freakin' tired bros
>my sleep schedule, ahhh, it's just so fucked
Well why don't you fix it? Stay up till this evening then go to sleep when you're supposed to
>haha ya it's just so fucked, you know? I guess I'm just a night owl or something haha anyway I'm going to bed now bye
Why are zoomies incapable of maintaining themselves
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A proper meal consists of:
A California wine
Pork belly fried in the Asian manner
A Caesar salad
A port wine or a lightly sweet champagne after you finished your meal
Lastly a basque cheesecake slice for dessert
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Yes, you're exceptionally low IQ and very boring. Shant be responding to you further, lest I die of boredom. Pretend you won a great victory for us now, go on: maybe you'll make a semi interesting post for once in your life (X to DOUBT).
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You guys think we'll get another gem like this for the ayACKtola?
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okay im watching this
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I make $17 an hour
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in winter i get up at night
and dress by yellow candlelight
in summer, quite the other way
i have to go to bed by day
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Ayatollah Ali Chamenei
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When the detective ass so fat you gotta steal her gun about it
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WE LOVE OUR COPS
OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT
WE LOVE OUR MILITARY
THEY'RE IMPORTANT
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howzat
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>post a thread on /a/ about a dogshit isekai premise
>get warned for offtopic
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