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arent you guys gonna wake up to eat now?
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I'm American. I was just arguing with some other Americans on /pol/. It's been a little while since I came to /asean/. I just wanted to tell you that you fags worry about IQ statistics and shit too much. I was thinking about how having discussions with people in this thread, even people I dislike, in their second language is sometimes more productive than speaking to other Americans in our mother tongue.
It's not just Americans either but I notice this among firsties in general. There's the 4chan stereotype that you end up on this site if you are damaged, mentally ill, etc shit like that. It really rings true for these people. They're fucking retarded. But if you go to the first world you'll be around people like that every day. Here there are uneducated people that haven't been raised right. There you will find the educated and ignorant.
Don't mistake this for some self hate shit or mindless praise either. Just don't sell yourself short bros. You're better than you think you are.
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Philippines bureaucracy be like:
First you go to Window 3 then window 3 tells you to get a registration form at Window 7. You line up at Window 7 and tell you to get a stub at Window 4. Window 4 then tells you to go back to Window 3 to show your valid ID entry ticket. When you get back there and explain your situation they then ask for a signature of your mom's signature with 3 photocopies of it, an affidavit of pointless bullshit and your dog's original birth certificate. Since you don't have those, you wasted an entire day for nothing.
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Filipinas are God's gift to white men. I love them so much. I have my own Filipina so I love her the most, but I appreciate all of them. They love you unconditionally, they are amazing in bed, they just know how to take care of a man and they are good at it in every way. White women simply cant compete with this. Flipland is the greatest country in the world as far as I am concerned, simply because they provide us with tens of millions of these angels.
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>High IQ people pay attention to current geopolitical dynamics
Wrong, this is even for lower IQ people
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That's Trump being led by the "close to nukes within 7months" line pumped out by Benzion Mileikosky. Tel aviv will burn for glorious Iran's destruction you shymlock rats. On Holy Ramadan, is there nothing you can't stoop lower to?
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I'm receiving 15k PHP after my dad sued a small business owner to bankruptcy. Is it possible to invest this and wait it grow? I'm keen on starting a business but I can't think of anything outside some crappy food business broke college students only do.
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Ayen how come you're able to double your salary in just 2 years? You say that you make 1750 in 2023 and then 2025 you're making 3000? We indogs can only wish for 250 RM bump after 12 months
When did you enter the workplace? Is it 2023 as well?
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Here comes the oil prices
I can't take it anymore bros
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>>219642440
Didn't Israel do the same to Hamas when they had a meeting in Qatar 6 months ago? How can they manage to trick their enemies twice.
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I was promised WW3 so why do I still have to go to work?
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>tf
>tp
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Biggest problem in PH right now
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what's for lunch?
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>>219643547
havent ate even breakfast yet
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Haha, fair enough! That's a completely valid preference.
So just to summarize where you stand:
Local employment — bad experience, low pay
Online freelancing for foreigners — not interested
Independence is the goal
Stable living situation for now
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>Be a OFW Flip wagie in Dubai
>Iranians nuke your wage cage because child killers ordered the child diddlers to nuke Iran.
WWYD?
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Haram kuffar
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>>219643779
did she die?
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>>219642540
If it's not maling then it's yalam, or malai zhu.
>>219642402
You shut the fuck up. Fuck off my people's land you money grubby thieving freak. Damn Zionporean, biggest stooge of Israel and danger to all of Asean. They supported Myanmar junta, Khmer rouge, Indonesian MAGAT dictator Suharto and Marcos and glorified American imperialism in the region as saviour and leader of "rules based order". You spoil the image of my land, you do this in our name....our contempt for you has no limits.
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nadia what is happening in iran
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>Iranian zoomettes look like vidrel
Prayge ASEAN nations will be flooded with Taiwanese baddies when Xi Jin Ping does the needful.
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they'd rather go to america or australia instead of coming to our shithole.
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>Duterte's lawyer is Israeli
Based and Jewpilled, my president
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thirdoids should be banned from using the internet.
yes, my main email is rocketmail
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>>219642005
There are no good guys. It pains me to say it. Like this hurts my soul to say it. But they're the better bad guy. It's like two demonic entities going to battle. They're both unquestionably evil. But the devil you know and what not.
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>>219646880
Think of it like a gun or a bomb. Guns and bombs are really fucking cool. But they can also ruin shit. I use this amazing technology for my personal benefit every day and I have so much fun with it. Then I see what it's doing to the internet. I need to listen to an uncanny valley AI generated soul cover of Sean Kingston's Beautiful Girls, a song I already hated, IRL against my will. I wish only intelligent people had access to it.
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>>219646912
ChatGPT is ass. DeepSeek is not the best AI. It's a little rough around the edges. But it is not cringe like Grok and I don't run out of requests when using it. It also doesn't act like an annoying moralfag when I ask it to help me do illegal things as long as they are not malicious. People say Claude is better than Gemini and insist Claude can one shot code and do all these amazing things. But that hasn't been my experience. Gemini is better at actually implementing my ideas but sometimes I've had to use Claude to fix it's shit.
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hello seamonkeys I am inquiring on your supernatural aspects of life. how superstitious are your families? do you have any ghosts? are they spirits of nature, hell demons, or tethered ancestors, etc.?
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>>219646880
Have you come across any slopfarm articles?
Or open source app built with AI that promises many features but doesn't work half the time
It's all shit trained on top of shit and humans don't care about quality anymore
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Just saw a young girl with her protruding nips in cashier queue. Wtf young girls in her puberty not wearing bra today? I remember during my grade school girls start to wear their bra around 3-4 grade.
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>>219647982
Grok has had it's full support for awhile now too despite the MechaHitler incident and it still talks like the world's most insufferable Redditor who never got over his NFT phase. I don't trust these retards. The only thing I like about ChatGPT is it's long detailed responses but you are severely limited in how many requests you can make to the actual good models every day. It's not good enough to pay for. I only pay to use Gemini.
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>>219647571
Spiritualism is integral part of our life. We're literally inseparable. Our muzzie is not real muzzie, but sand nigga religion with pagan and pajeetos cream on top of it.
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>>219647347
Elaborating on this. Would you really want to go live in China, Russia, or Iran instead of the US or any western country? We can all agree that the western countries are run by evil demonic pedophiles being blackmailed by Israel. But the other side is run by brutal oppressive authoritarian megalomaniacs and a change in the global order that allows them to take the place of the US would not make things better. Fuck all these people.
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>>219648452
Constant suffering and no freedom is no way to live. If you were willing to sacrifice your freedom out of disgust with these demons that walk this earth you would take the chance to kill them. Your freedom would end right there and then but the message would be sent. But you and everyone you have ever known living in a state of permanent suffering with no freedom is not a true solution.
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>>219648313
We've been licking the US balls for 120 years now and we've still yet to reach decent living standards. Meanwhile Iran has nukes, China industrialized and makes everything while the Philippines is still a medieval feudalist shithole with westerners coming here to breed irresponsibly.
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>>219648623
What do you think China is going to do for you? What did they do for Venezuela? What are they doing for Iran? Any of these other countries might act like they want to be buddy buddy with the pee noise but it's only of relevance for China and they will do what they did to anyone else. Take, not give. A deal with the US is a deal with the devil but you will get something. It's not everything you want. But it's something.
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>Constant suffering
Last time I checked chinese citizens live better life than indogs. Or if comparing us to the 2nd world power is not a fair comparison, just take a look at Vietnam. Pretty sure their economic growth is better than either Indogs or Philippines.
>>219648539
Ah, yes. You are one of those people who don't care whether you worship literal demons as long as you're free to do anything. Sex, drugs, rock and roll, am I right?
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>>219648695
But here's the thing anon. China has no interest in turning you into the next China. What do they get out of doing that? Only Indonesia can develop Indonesia and you know the real reason that won't happen.
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>>219648548
>no freedom is no way to live.
you must be trolling at this point
name any "freedom" you can do in the Philippines aside from staying up all night on your unlicensed food cart selling u hygienic street food or building on the sidewalks
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>>219648719
A degree of independence. Despite what some may say this is not a US vassal state. The US has a reason to maintain the status quo here.
>>219648740
You are on this website talking to me right now. You can come here and write lots of things critical of your shitty government. We know all those things are true yet you are not afraid that someone is going to show up to your house and disappear you for doing so.
Obviously there are limits to what might happen if you try to organize IRL. But I like your chances to do that better than I like them in Russia, Iran, or China. In my business we call what they have there lock in. You are fucking stuck with it and have no hope to ever change it. If you want your shitty government to be static and unable to be changed by any means except another country bombing the shit out of it, well, that's your prerogative I guess. If you're stupid enough to help this along I have an exit ramp. It's your funeral.
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>>219648799
>If you want your shitty government to be static and unable to be changed by any means except another country bombing the shit out of it
Tell me again how you changed the corrupt Marcos era with your new... President?
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>>219648861
Imagine how much different it would be if Marcos was backed by the chinks and they could have swooped in to save his regime to protect their interests. Marcos was US backed. Did his removal hurt their interests?
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>>219648904
I don't get why flips insist on getting into cold war game instead of just fence sit forever like indogs. It's not like you become wealthier by pleasing the US. What will US or Choina gonna do anyway?
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>joined board of PEACE
>the very leader of said board starts a war
lol?
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>>219649085
Why don't you... Idk, do what other countries do? Send delegations and negotiate? Instead of being allied to a parasite who doesn't even give benefits to average filipino citizens but only enriches the top 1%?
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>>219649240
wdym there's always been these backchannel talks between us and china, last one was from feb 2026
US is the reason why we are not being bullied away from our natural gas fields which is less than 400 nautical miles from china's outpost
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>>219646880
based. ive been telling you guys
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>>219647571
some pinoy spiritual beliefs
>putting candle stick drippings in a bucket of water until the candle runs out or an image somewhat forms
believed to be a way to identify sickness if its ailness or someone is casting a voodoo (kulam) spell on you.
mom did this before and the manghihilot told her she have fatty liver, she had. lol.
>if you went to a funderal, you MUST change clothes once you reach home
because of the belief that if you didn't the spirit of the dead will haunt you
>if you're lost in the woods/jungle, wear your shirt inside out
apparently when if you got lost a forest fairy(diwata is fairy, enkanto is forest fairy) is literally fucking with you, wear your clothes inside out so you gain immunity from their mind fuckery
>if it rains WHILE its really sunny, apparently a tikbalang (half horse half human, think centaur but opposite parts) and an engkanto(forest fairy) just got married
i'll think of a few more cause there's quite a lot more of these.
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I dont want independence. I want more American SEXPATS that will breed OUR women against our WORTHLESS currency and build MORE night shift call centers. Our infrastructure should be built on making it easier for sexpats to TRAVEL to fuck our sisters like fleshlights while Pakistan, India and China have nukes, build their own ships and develop their own weapons WE will clean their cum stained bedsheets in the name of USA USA
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>>219649612
The entire sex tourism industry disappearing tomorrow would make little difference for this country's economic situation. Some mayors, like the mayor of Angeles City for example, would be crying. Destitute girls from poor Visayan villages would need to get into the online simp game instead of the pok pok game.
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Filipinos are so broke that even robbers have been stealing empty wallets and go home without profit.
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cont:
>pancit (a noodle dish) became popular and a stable because of the belief that it extend your life its the reason why its served on almost ANY occassion, especially on birthdays.
>usog/bati/balis, its kinda hard to describe but the gist is like have a strong aura, presense, curse, spirit what ever it is you exude and when someone pure, a baby for example, sees you, you infer upon them some sort of a spiritual diarrhea where tummy hurt the entire time for no reason. the cure is you put a little bit of saliva and form a cross into the tummy to remove your curse.
>if you, but mostly this refer to a baby/children, suffers a debilitating fall or accident and survived, thats because your guardian angel protected you from certain death
>when someone is leaving the house WHILE you are eating, you need to rotate your plate 360 degrees to make sure they can find their way back home safely
>you think you keep misplacing your stuff, but you distinctly remember you placed it here NOT there something like that. its because a duwende (a gnome) is purposely fucking with you.
>if you've ever been on a building here in this shithole, chances are you won't find any13th floor, its 12 then 14, and if you ever count it the ladder steps to go up and down it would NEVER be thirteen steps. thats because 13 is a unlucky number, yes this cunt also believe in friday the 13th being a very very unlucky date.
>your palms itch? means you'll have money soon
>jumping on new years eve makes you grow taller
>when you knock on a door in this shithole you say "tao po" but what that means isn't "hello" or "is anybody there". thats because you're not asking if anyone is there, you're asking if they're human. "TAO PO?" = "human?". yes its a superstitious belief that became a tradition.
god there's a lot of these.
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>Siargao was promised to them 3000 years ago...
Flip bros, how do we respond?
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Message me in bitchat room #w
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I really want to start working but college is taking too long and i don’t wanna drop out and disappoint my parents
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You don't want to start working. You want the money. If you aren't explicitly thinking this I'm sure it's in your subconscious. Let me tell you, it doesn't matter if you start working some shit job now or a better one you could get with a diploma. As soon as you are working you will wish you weren't. But if you aren't working you will wish you were earning money. It's a trap. There's no escape.
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Proof?
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>Philippine Air Force – Three batteries of the SPYDER-MR air defense system were purchased in a deal said to be worth over $141 million (or around PHP 7,996,351,276).[39] Two batteries called SPYDER Philippine Air Defense System (SPADS) were formally inducted into service in November 2022 and are assign and operated by the 960th Air and Missile Defense Group.[40] The 3rd and last battery was delivered in November 2024.[41][42] The systems are mounted onboard Czech Tatra T815-7 High Mobility Trucks.[43][44]
At least you have israelian stuff, anon
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I just remembered
I always get rock hard whenever my previous team leader who's a few years older than me
assigns me a ticket saying "can you do that for [big sis]"
Welp not literally big sis in English but a word meaning something like that in burmese
I'm so fucking starved for affection
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Is aphrodisiac even real?
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Wrong
You need to work from office so you can meet the qt coworker everyday
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>>219651628
Nigger they use team/tech lead everywhere
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>does she have big booba though
No, literal femcel phenotype
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>>219652234
Just set the intent to ignore it.
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>femcel phenotype
So, girlfailure? Hot!
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Listening to rihanna rn
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bingging Nanako Minase before sahur
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>>219653447
Been a while since I heard this
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>no sweeping the floor after 6pm (angelus) because you're supposedly chasing away good luck
>no peeing at the ant hill because the dwarf living there can make your penis swell
>dropping a fork while eating means a male visitor is coming, spoon if female
>after leaving a wake, you must not go straight home, you have to stop at some other place like 7/11 first to pagpag any spirits following you
>when a girl gets her first period, she has to wash her face with the "first blood" to prevent pimples
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>>219653833
Trying to go through all the r&b music on my phone now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
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>>219654044
I could go for some Kenny Rogers chicken right now but I'm pretty sure they aren't open past midnight
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Good shit
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For me it's
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CW217UCup9E
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>>219642409
entered formal workplace in late 2023 as hotel receptionist, salary rm1750. after 3 months probation, salary raised to rm2000 (not in the contract, the chink owner likes me). after another 3 months, i resigned got a job as community center manager for rm2500. work for almost 1 year and a half. won best manager award. hq that manage community center contacted me and offered me to work at hq, no longer at branch. salary rm3000, work as non exec finance, i have no finance background. the end. if i still didnt get pilot job in july this year, i will resign from current company and apply for jobs that i can get salary between rm3500 to rm4000. probably in logistic, so that next year or two i can pivot into air cargo and be closer to what i actually learn.
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>>219655133
They aren't good. But all Republicans are neocons. Except Thomas Massie but that's such a tiny majority. It's neocons all the way down. You can never trust a Republican. They said this and that about Kamala is gonna start a war in Iran. Trump said he doesn't want to start wars. But he surrounded himself with neocons and listened to them. Why wouldn't he? I knew he would. Now everyone else needs to figure out that not a god damn thing has changed with them since the days of George Dubya. If you vote Republican you vote for neocons.
I voted for Kamala. I abstained from voting for Biden because I found him abhorrent. But I still didn't vote for Trump that time. I just didn't vote.
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>>219655610
>borderline schizo
https://youtu.be/FoasIcgem0w?t=49
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>if you went to a funderal, you MUST change clothes once you reach home
because of the belief that if you didn't the spirit of the dead will haunt you
I slept with the same hoodie on after going from a funeral lol
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he's ahli zina laknatullah
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Are we finally relevant?
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>>219656075
>he watch tv in 2026 AD
you guys don't have internet?
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>>219657753
wyd laokot?
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wakie wakie
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this. rezeki sempit dan tak berkat. not even kidding.
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Increasing internet costs will filter out low IQ people.
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