Just Be Indian
It's that easy

>Buy a truck licence in India
>Add lies on resume
>Convert to Australian truck licence

>>219644837
Jokes aside i unironically had some guy recommend me to move to india, have some bs job experience there maybe try to get the papers then try again. Do you reckon that would work?

>>219644534
I genuinely wouldn't recommend it

>>219644534
Haven't you posted about this before? Or do that many Frenchies want to come here?

>>219644534
Just vacation there and never return, you wouldn't be a high priority to deport because you're European

>>219644534
Be under the age of 30, be fluent in English, have an in demand Uni degree, have enough money to fully financially support yourself, be in perfect health. It's not that hard.

>>219644534
If you want the express way in, hospitality and fluent English. There are some French companies here including some hotel chains, so if you're willing to do that kind of work, you've got a good chance. You'll also need to prove you can sustain yourself here, so you'll need some decent enough savings too.

A lot of shit is very expensive so you might be in for a shock.

>>219644923
Litteraly any western yuro wants to gtfo

>>219645198
I'm saddened that Europe sounds as bad as the memes show. Is Luxembourg going okay?

>>219645210
Its worse than memes. Western europe at least. Its getting absolutely flooded with jeets, crackheads, arabs and africans. I'd move to the anglosphere too if I could.

>>219645240
Sad. We have our issues too but mostly it's just Asians getting lots of Chinese, Viet and Filo (all pretty okay people for the most part imo). I figure we don't get much of the other stuff since we're too far away from those places but are obviously the closest anglo country to Asian countries.

>>219644534
Just do the WHV then find a sponsored job when you're here

>>219645266
We get more jeets than anywhere except maybe canada

>>219644857
Imagine the immigration people that approve your Indian application and then see a Frenchman

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>>219644534
>high school in sydney

>>219644936
I work a dead end office job in finance. Will probably lose it as my company is scaling down activities here to open offices in india.
Used to work in aquaculture before as a summer then part time worker but idk if thats considered in demand.
Id be happy to learn an in demand jobs but i guess they already want you to be trained and have several years of experience
>>219645022
I have about 80k euros from my last job. I should be fine. A lot of backpackers have less

when I used to be canadian the easiest way by far to move there was to get a student visa and eventually get PR, australia can't be that different

I'm german and I recently got PR. Live is so much better here, I make what a doctor makes in europe and I never even did an apprenticeship (aussies are a bit ... slow and genuinely dislike studying or academics so it's easy to outcompete them at work), everyone moans about the housing "crisis" but what these insane prices actually mean is that you can make a ton of money in real estate, I just bought my first property, will buy the next in 6 months, it's full of asian cuties that genuinely thirst for big germanic cock, you can surf fish dive etc, you can actually take your truck and fuck off into the bush and have a good time unlike in cucked europe where it's illegal to be in nature. I fucking love Australia.

To answer your question OP, either get on a Working Holiday Visa and get sponsored when here, or get on a student visa and get sponsored when here, or if you're a chad come here and find an cute aussie girl that wants to marry you. All these things are a intelligence / personality test so if you can't figure this shit out and make it happen fuck off back to your country we don't need you here.

They had their chance to be great, and gave it all up

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>>219646563
That's rich coming from a literal failed state. You guys used to rule the world, utterly pathetic what you've allowed yourselves to become.

>>219644534
come on a working holiday or student visa then try and wangle enough points in an in demand industry or find an Australian to date long enough to get a partner visa

euros complain only jeets and chinese can get it, jeets and chinese complain its so hard only euros can make it
really we just have so many fucking people who want to move here because we're the only country with a functional economy, good weather and universal healthcare

>>219646678
Would moving to nz and then branching to oz be an option?

>>219646908
if you become kiwi you get an unlimited work visa here but we cut off that counting towards PR or citizenship because so many people used it as a back door

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>>219646678
I know there's a lot of whinging from euros who are just fucking losers but the next time my indian uber driver brags to me how he was given permanent residence while still being in India because he has a fake engineering degree from some pajeet university I'll go insane. They don't have these conversations with you because you're not an immigrant but pajeets are masters at scamming the immigration system here. And who even decided jeets are as valuable to australia as white, christian western europeans and east asians? It should be even harder for them than for others.

>>219646990
untrue, my mate is Kiwi and his american gf is going to get her PR through him soon

>>219646562
Margaret river anon? I think i saw some of your posts couple of years back. Seems getting in on a whv than finding someone willing to sponsor your is the only way.
I have a lot of australian clients/manage a lot of aussie investment funds. Hopefully they can sponsor me while there.
Seems to be the only way. Not sure if i can afford an anglo uni

>>219646990
Dont they also have special programs for pacific islanders. I was born in a french pacific territory and lived there for some time so idk if i would qualify

Fuck off we’re full

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>>219644904
Yep we HATE the French
>>219646562
>Foreigner buying investment properties
You fucking leech, I hope you remember on ANZAC day that our blokes stomped kraut dogs

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>>219647137
lol yeah that's me. I made it !
>>219647525
If you were born a citizen, are over 25 years of age and don't have at least one million dollars of real estate in your name you're an absolute fucking retard. Not my fault you guys are dumb enough to keep importing millions every year while there's a massive housing shortage. Maybe learn how to build proper houses instead of these plywood walls tinfoil roof shacks that go for a million a pop you fucking RETARDS kek.

>>219646562
You have to go back

>>219644534
Get a student visa and do a short english course and then study at a diploma mill. you get keep getting a student visa but need to choose a higher course each time. thats what my friends did and they then racked up enough points for PR. Many will fail at this and end up going back to their home country

>>219647644
Why the fuck would I go back? I secured my papers and can now start buying more and more houses until I don't have to work anymore.

>>219647629
>one million dollars of real estate

You mean one million dollars of debt lmao

Daily reminder pic related is stupidly easy to buy and an easy vehicle to financial freedom but Aussies are too dumb and end up paying rent to immigrants who have been here for less than 5 years kek

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>>219647801
That's the neat part. You get dumb true blue mouthbreathing alcoholic tradie Australians who punch 60 hour weeks and blow their money in the pub to pay the debt for you while the house is in your name.

>>219647796
Prove you're a kraut, you give of jeetchink vibes muh property muh "outsmarting" the Aussies etc.

>>219647847
This hasn't worked in years if not decades. Owning costs significantly more than the rent and if you rent and invest the difference you will come out far ahead.

>>219644534
All you need to do is to apply to study something in Australia as an international student and then get a student visa. Once you're here get a job and work part time while studying. After you finish your course continue working and transfer to a longer term visa, eventually get permanent residency. Also if you have a trade qualification or are a dentist, physiotherapist or nurse then you could apply for skilled migration.

>>219647860
do you expect me to have a swastika tattoo or something. Tell me how and I'll do it right now

>>219647950
Only partially true, yes free standing houses are usually cash flow negative for a long time but that's where negative gearing helps but apartments, often shunned by investors, can sometimes be cash flow positive or close to it the moment you buy them. And even if you chip in 500$ a month to cover the mortgage after rental yield, that's 180.000$ over the 30 year period plus the downpayment (which you used equity for) to own a million dollar home. Which will probably be worth 2-3 million by then.

>>219644534
I want to move there too, best seems to be uni but it's so fucking expensive there for europoors like us

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>>219644534
>How tf do you move there?
On a prison ship!

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>>219648241
basiert mein neger

>>219648265
SEX

>>219648265
how did you do it bro?
it seems for me that the most realistic since I am french would be to do what they call a cert 4 or something like that in regional australia, but idk if I want to be a fucking baker and that seems like a massive gamble

>>219648265
Geology/mining?

>>219648310
I came on a working holiday visa, realised it's the land of golden opportunity and then ate shit and worked my ass off for some years. That's why I can't take poor Aussies seriously, if they had any idea what I had to accomplish just to be given equal access to this country, they truly have no excuse for not being rich.

You can't do a cert 4 on a working holiday visa, you need to get on a student visa for that, which most cert 4s don't get you in the first place and it would run out immediately after you finish your "studies". I could go on but honestly if you can't figure this shit out by yourself don't come here it's hard on purpose to filter the retards and useless people. Sorry to sound like an asshole but that's the common attitude here.

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>>219648347
Oil&Gas, only niggers work in the mines

>>219648392
the thing is I come on wh get relevant experience get cert 4+5 which makes 2 years of study thus then i get visa if it's in like camberra it would make pr easier it should work theoretically from my research but idk

>>219648508
just go for it, don't be a pussy. Fortune favours the brave

>>219648535
ty germbro enjoy your life there, I just need to look into wether the wh that can be renewed 3 times for french nationals might not be better investment if it allows me to fund future uni studies in australia

>>219645485
That's Sydney Boys High School which is a top-tier academically selective public school which like all others of its type has an overwhelmingly Asian and Indian population due to their total academic dominance. Same goes for James Ruse and North Sydney. These are very much exceptional schools

>>219648175
Only chance is to get a whv and fond some nice employer willing to keep you there

>>219647965
The issue is that studying in australia is really expensive

>>219644534
Have you tried being indian and or chinese

>>219644534
fuck off cunt they're full

>>219651371
Ill move to the US instead. Montana, here I come