sir mo bamba

sir poo barmer

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UK bros letting the side down

>>219653691
Oh goody. Yet another Dog Shit Yank edition.

Going to get rid of every distraction 4chan, youtube, Netflix, instagram, twitter EVERYTHING so i can fully lock in and make money

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Cheeky cuppa in the cards

Why am I a disgusting mutant FREAK in pictures but a shagger in the mirror and reflections?

and the latest from escortlad?

how much money would you need to have in the bank to be okay with spending £25k on a car

>>219653740
camera lenses o algo

>We may use AI to translate your instructions into the rider's preferred language

>>219653755
£25K

EFN

Turning up to GORPHEUS’ work

>>219653755
poo

As all those cunts who fucked off to the Middle East to lay 0% income tax now wanting the UK government to bail them out of the shit show over there. How's bout you guys fuck off

>>219653728
Lets make a deal lil Donny

>>219653755
depends whether you've got a house and what your income is

>>219653755
£50

im either knee deep in toil or im facing the fact that everything is run by abrahamic retards who are convinced their magic man is the real one, or money/tech obsessed freaks that want to outright fucking kill everyone. i wish an eternity of torment and agony upon everyone

>>219653759
Yookay yookay

>>219653796
You are deeply disabled

>>219653782
No house. Income between 35-40k

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People mourning the death of family members in Tehran

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>>219653755
Just take a small loan lad x

when my current car breaks for good I am going to buy a bicycle and become a full time bicycler. Sick to bastard death of this car.

I'm currently working through The Inheritance Cycle series, Christopher Paolini. Lower your tone when you address me.

raping my japseye with a pair of scissors

>>219653792
>i wish an eternity of torment and agony upon everyone
so what makes you any better

I have five pictures of GORPHEUS and my favorite is the one with his cute little smile and baldhead and sunglasses!

Walked 4 miles yesterday, walked 2 miles to and from a cafe to get a fry up, out in the garden getting it sorted for summer, walked to drop off and pick up kids from school.
Fucking knackering. Lovely day today though

Is there anyone lower on the totem pole in jail than nonces? I’m sure their is a very niche group

Your son is a hero, he gave his life for Operation Bacon Chungus...

>>219653807
then get a house first then spend more on a car when you're settled

>>219653755
250k

The cool thing about motorbikes is you can get the speed of a super car for under 10grand

let me introduce you to the wild wild wef

>>219653866
deers are sexy too

>>219653838
puerile post

>>219653864
I'd argue that riding a motorbike is also much, much less poofy than cutting about in a mincer sports car. Seeing grown men in these Hotwheels cars is cringe.

>>219653840
nothing, the eternity of torment and agony applies to me too

>>219653847
freak

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>>219653733
Happy for you. Good luck with that.

might become gay

>>219653881
Yeah and it's an excuse to dress up in full leather gear. F*ckin' badass if you ask me.

>>219653820
i'd get an ebike if I could use it to go to work and didn't care about having a car

can feel a meltdown brewing from a you know who-ing

heatherpaedo in full psychosis mode again

maybe consciousness is just an emergent property of our brains and when we die that's it. like extinguishing a flame

>>219653909
>he thinks he has a choice

>>219653819
Actually one of the nicest newbuilds ive seen

I'm over here now. Before, I was over there
Now I'm here
You hear me? I hear ya

>>219653866
>let me introduce you to the wild wild wef
Is this Johnathan Ross narrating a Clint Eastwood film?

>>219653923
Was he up all night again?

Willies look better than fannies if we're being honest with ourselves.

>>219653812
Keep it light please x

>>219653928
it's obviously just that

>>219653881
Yeah nothing poofy about straddling a big metal vibrating thing wearing tight leather clothes mmmh

>>219653931
um

stroking my cock

>>219653953
sc

Any politic lad in here?

Can you explain to me why we and Europe tell Trump to suck our fat ballsack the fat ugly mutant cunt after he has spent the last two years trying to fuck us with tariffs?

tehran?

more like theran lol

jut finished stroking my cock

>>219653959
french people stopped making good movies around the same time their philosophers stopped being gay pedos. why is that? also why have we never made good movies outside of a single classic per decade?

>>219653959
Definitely not my will is very unaesthetic

>>219653958
Better Call Dave

>>219653958
the mental health ward I was in after trying to top myself had the exact same layout as this

same doors as well

>>219653980
There’s a whole board for that mate we only talk poo here

trump is attempting to force europe to reindustrialise and remilitarise and he is right to do so

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F

my thread on /tv/ got no replies

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>>219653980
Because theyre a lot richer and more powerful than us and their banks and investment companies own all our business. We are part of the american empire like it or not

>>219654027
how can we industrialise if no one will buy or can afford to buy our goods?

>>219653967
might be obvious to you but it's not to most people

>>219654055
if you link it I'll give it a bump

>>219654038
not even Nelson could've made anyone laugh after that

>>219654038
maybe it's always been clown world

just saw a fantastic thread on /tv/. made by an absolute legend. saw it and then focused on something else

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>>219653980

>>219654038
Grim

>>219654077
It’s too late now but thanks

>>219654113
was it the bran thread

>>219654109
rawr!

>>219654109
Trump not happy about losing a 40K lore quiz to Henry Cavil

>>219654109
ai

>>219653980
we lost ww2

i was raped by sir keir starmer in the summer of 2024. peter mandelson was not in attendance due to a family emergency

Fucking dadberg harassing me about my balding i’m sick of it

>>219654156
and ww1

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I like ...small butts and I cannot lie

Someone at work said "190" and I burst out laughing. Had to mute my microphone.

Skyfall was a GOOD ass movie bruh

>>219654149
>Timmy! Why you not at wak?!

>>219654149
Nigel Farage beans

Picked a great time to have a week off work

>>219654170
Why do you keep posting this woman

>>219654189
Because he was raped as a kid
Sounds like a joke but it isn't

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>>219654173
It occupies a weird zone where it's very good on the first watch but becomes progressively worse with subsequent rewatches.

Contrast with something like Casino Royale which is good and remains good.

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>>219654189
Oh no! I've upset the Janny!!! Sure hope he doesn't ban me

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>>219653792
Christianity is the true and correct religion.
We will continue to spread it, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Christianity is true.
God is real.
Demons are real.
Hell is real.
Heaven is real.
Jesus is Lord.

https://www.reasonablefaith.org/writings/scholarly-writings

https://laurazpowell.org/blog/just-the-facts-maam-the-minimal-facts-argument-for-the-resurrection-of-jesus

>The best explanation for the facts agreed upon by virtually every scholar of every religious persuasion and worldview who has studied the evidence is that Jesus actually rose from the dead. If someone wants to dispute this, they must deal with the evidence, including the criteria for historical reliability, and offer some reason why this explanation falls short or provide a better explanation for the facts.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=12syh8dPOto

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JzklRPDfAj0

>>219654217
Bizarre response
Just want to know why you keep posting her

>>219654208
give em the old razzle dazzle

>>219654218
Truth nuke

>>219654130
No

>>219654218
Based.

>>219654218
god tier post

I really wish a politician would just rock Trump on camera, just a quick right hook to flatten him. I am 90% sure Trump would start crying.

Worst case they do a year or two in minimum security prison and they go down in history as a hero forever

was going to get milk but it's raining so i have no choice but to make a brown fella deliver burgers to my house

>>219654237
yes it was

>>219654264
Reckon the secret service would fill you full of lead

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What's the difference between tipsy and drunk? And drunk and wasted?

>>219654269
actually clue gained im going to get milk

need a bird

>>219654275
It wasn’t!

>>219654264
Trump is the greatest thing that's happened to politics in the last 30 years or so.

>>219654269
>>219654322
Blog

>>219654339
what happened 30 years ago

Most men who died in WW1 never had sex

Actually insane they were convinced to fight

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>>219654229
>Bizarre response
Try again, retard. I'm not one of these gullible casual retards that believes whatever I'm told. Fuck your little ban, btw

Hypocrite

are peru kidding me

>>219654218
>1
True, it was a common form of execution indeed so of course a radical preacher would be crucified in order to preserve stability
>2
"Trust me bro" from a bunch of schizos
>3
Schizos
>4
Schizos saying that their dead friend is actually alive? Can see lots of that on /x/ mate
>5
The radical preacher was killed so his brother sees him in a dream or something and decides to work for his dead brother. Many such cases!
>6
Schizos

>>219654360
What ban?
How am I a hypocrite?
You are not being coherent.

the main reason the overton window shifted was elon buying twitter
shows how affective censorship can be

>>219654356
Isn't it true that most men in history died before ever having sex?

>>219654361
sputterign

>>219654307
I'd say you start tipsy, become drunk and then become wasted

>>219654366
Not arguments

kristen bell sex arse

>>219654350
The start of Globalisation II and all the terrible leadership that came with it.

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>>219654375
>No u

>>219654379
No obviously not you worthless fucking retard

>>219654414
but you said trump was the greatest thing to happen in 30 years which means something great happened 30 years ago

anyone got webms and gifs of those gay irish dances

>>219654423
You sound crazy

>>219654423
I'm asking you questions about your post content and you can't answer them without these bizarre accusations of being a janny or gaslighting.

>>219654452
Bit autistic aren't we

relented. swallowed my pride. turned the heating on.

woke up to niggas sound like me

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>>219654454

>>219654426
Oh right sorry I'm just a blockhead don't mind me haha

>>219654423
there he goes again

>>219654452
Not that anon but I was born 30 years ago :)

I'll believe in god when i see him. if he's not going to show himself how can he expect me to believe?

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Le sigh. Looks like it's going to be another evening consulting the chart.

Why does America go so far for Israel? Surely America is powerful enough to not need to be a slave to the zion

>>219654490
just holding you accountable
use language properly if you want to be taken seriously

>>219654489
you need help

Kier Starmer has my respect

>>219654508
he appears before you every day

theyre calling it the worst day at toil ever. trillions have taken to social media to condemn the unnamed company for its abhorrent treatment of anon

>>219654537
Why?

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>>219654524

>>219654523
*gets a headache *
I'll just bet on the footy

>>219654548
i was just joking don't be so sensitive

>>219654452
Apologies yanklad. I meant Trump is the greatest thing to have happened in the last 30 years.

>>219654580
How am I being sensitive?

>>219654524
Arabs are weird and foreign and there are several billion Jewish people in the US

korean fried chicken and a pint for lunch
fuckin lush

>>219654592
you're imagining things

>>219654608
>there are several billion Jewish people in the US
scariest conspiracy theory

>>219654452
>the greatest thing to happen in 30 years
That doesnt apply that something better happened 30years ago. Simply that in a 30year period that is the greatest thing to happen.

>>219654590
once again, if trump is the greatest thing to have happened in the last 30 years, that implies that 30 years ago is the last time something greater happened. so what was the last thing to happen that was greater than trump in your opinion?

Been arrested for being far right
They're sending me off to the front lines

Any schizo who gets fucked up states of mind in

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>>219654454
like this?

>>219654638
Woodstock '99

>>219654627
What am I imagining?

>>219654649
do you? are you a girl?

Just learned 触手責め
Will be sharing this with my language partner on Wednesday when she asks if I've learned any new words.
by the way when you bet why isn't the odds of wining 50/50 -- either you win or you don't?
any scientisfic mathematics in that can explain that?

>>219654632
it doesn't strictly mean that, but it heavily implies it. otherwise why specify that arbitrary timescale

>>219654699
shut the fuck up

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>>219654661
word to yo motha

>>219654663
you sound so crazy

>>219654523
What if you live with your parents and your monthly expenses are basically £200, should you still save a proper emergency fund or just skip to savings/investing

>normies at toil are using "chud" and "looksmaxxing" in casual conversation
i hate this shithole site so much. why does all the filth it produces keep getting exported to the outside world?

>>219654710
How?

>>219654700
Maybe he is just ignorant about things more than 30years ago but can confidently say its the greatest in the last 30years

>>219654714
One for the boffins over at r/UKPersonalFinance.

>>219654723
question is why did 4chan stop producing culture
normies are finding out about our memes from 10+ years ago

>>219654723
chud started on leftypol, looksmaxxing started on misc

>>219654701
50/50 chance of that happening I reckon

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bizarre response

>>219654754
calling things slop is recentish

>>219654753
Don't have reddit

>>219654699
tell her you learned 愛羅武勇

Oh he's melting down lol

alcohol is on standby, yeah it monday

sir jesus christ

Reckon it's time to head home now. See you tomorrow

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>Why are you posting pictures of that women?

>>219654823
Grim

Post 'the webm'

Dunno what's worse being whatever the fuck this gingernonce freak is or being a faggot when you get raped as a kid

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Princess Noor

eating sweets made by a youtube and they're actually very nice

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>>219654843

sir 9 11

TR

>>219654881
9/11

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>>219654895
this is the one

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need to stop spending money on useless children's toys that i keep stored in the closet out of shame

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Why did you just post a picture of that woman?

Huh?

*the Simpsons theme music starts playing*

>>219654173
>>219654213
only watched it once and i disliked it

>>219654902
giwtwm

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>>219654843

fat hoes really giving themselves ozempic pussy rather than putting down the fork smhh

*does the dance*
two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

leftypol hitting that cex pussy

>>219654862
which recipe? i make kohakutou sometimes because it looks pretty but it tastes kind of gross tbqh

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>>219654326

what the fuck is ozempic pussy

what does it feel like to have sex

need the bird

he doesn’t know? >>219654989

>>219654943
Peter Gabriel music videos:

lol those wacky Kuwaitis. I'm not mad, they probably feel terrible

he literally has a raped paedo melty at the slightest provocation now. i wonder if he's as easy to set off in his real life

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>>219654997
salty milk and bags of coins

I need it to be legal to take fit girls from insane asylums as property because they arent doing anything anyway

Jailbait latina lass just sat beside me on the bus pushed in to me the whole time

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>>219654997
painful when he first puts it in but you get used to it x

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>>219654997
macaroni and cheese

>>219655018
not very nice, their parents are spending a fortune for them to be there

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Why did you post a picture of that woman?

>>219655030
why didnt you make a move

>>219655006
actually I'm an expert and asked for a laugh
pranked the fuck out of you

>>219655052
the parents should give them to me

female relative got a bbl :/

>>219655080
big bank loan?

>>219655052
the parents should give them to me (if legal age). I think people would do this

>>219655034
he doesn't deserve that hairline

ive got ozempic willy

>>219655067
made that swede look a right tit

>>219655066
She's 16 and works at the same restaurant as me

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>>219655030

still an hour until iftar lads

>>219655034
how could this fat fuck make such shite gravy

>>219655114
me rn getting ready to go pee

terrified that if I lose weight I'll end up with a excess skin gunt

>>219655034
I like gravy thick but this is taking the piss!

>>219655034
Id eat gravy that thick

>>219655099
googled ozempic fanny
>saggy minge from weight loss
googled ozempic willy
>stiffer and bigger cock from weight loss
Women btfo again

ive got flappy loose skin, but its better than being fat

>>219655078
you'd make life too easy for them. those girls need uncomfortable beds, linoleum floors, forced early morning walks, spotty wifi, terrible food, and zentangle and pottery classes

huge TR meltdown

>>219655136
take it slow, use bio oil, take collagen and fish oil suppliments. and luck

>>219655066
He was too busy telling his faggot pals on 4tards

>>219655177
thats hot

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There is something I wanted to tell you
It's so funny you'll kill yourself laughing
But then I, I look around
And I remember that I am alone
Alone
For evermore
The tile yard all along the railings
Up a discoloured dark brown staircase
Here you'll find, despair and I
Calling to you with what's left of my heart
My heart
For evermore
Drinking tea with the taste of the Thames
Sullenly on a chair on the pavement
Here you'll find, my thoughts and I
And here is the very last plea from my heart
My heart
For evermore

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he's gone mental

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Hello

I have a dream of moving to bongland to start a fresh new life.
Any CEO who want to hire a motivated 26yo NEET here? (no work experience btw)

>>219655219
horseberg

>>219655237
My parents need a gardener

>>219655232
nigga that aint even daggering that's pulvarising

for me it's women in straitjackets

>>219655237
i need a personal arse slut

>>219655237
yeah i've got a spare room for you

>>219655237
me and the lads in 1066

>>219655232
look rorke everyone knows they act and look like monkeys but you're just not allowed to say it is all

>>219655237
You are me as a Frenchman

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>>219655208
trust me it's not

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>>219655219
horses are very talented

>>219655310
Can you do a posh accent and iron a newspaper?

every day some schizo is having a meltdown

>>219655232
Black people :)

flicking my chode

>>219655356
Probably not

kizza 4/5ths scranulated

>>219655232
no way his groin and bollocks weren't aching the day after

what is the point of the comments on bbc articles lol

>>219655396
Love a kizza

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>>219655319
he looks like a peeking blinder

Petrol pumps status?

>>219653691
why is bro vomming a frog

>>219655396
Can’t beat a bit of goyslop

>>219655431
roicist orse

why can't we all just get along lads. why must there be war

>>219655460
she has a clapper

>>219655460
elle fanning my beloved. still cant believe she isnt a brit with a face like that

>>219655396
They only cut it into 5?

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Sir Kultur Terror

almost easter !!

Got a lecky veekel so world events will have very little if any effect on the price of my commute

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>>219655492
lush white clapper

I've got a leppers willy

>>219655555

>>219655520
disgusting harlot id never give her my valuable seed

>>219655557
>>219655557
>>219655557

TWO dogshit early news?

what do boobies feel like

two early news how fucking greedy are you lot

>>219655493
they cut it into 8 and i've had 6, but due to the unevenness of the slices i have actually consumed 80% rather than 75%

>>219655565
>>219655569
you're supposed to link the old first

>>219655590
dunno why they find it so hard to cut equal slices