>>219659906
I got hoes in different area codes

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I wish I could be a 19th/early 20th century sailor and have bastard children all all around different port towns.

>>219659906
I wish I was a sailor or a pilot. Sadly I was born in a city called Boat (Łódź) that has 0 bodies of water.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O6c4xJEyik

Chciałem być marynarzem...
Chciałem mieć tatuaże
Podróżować zwiedzać świat...
Pięknie żyć garściami życie brać

>>219659906
being a sailor seems like a cool job

>>219661704
You could still become a pilot. Just need someone willing to give you a small loan of 50.000+€. If the burgers can do it for university, you can do it for pilot training. Thomas Salme even did it without.

>>219662009
I was thinking more in the military, but I might be getting too old at 28 for them to consider me.

>>219662131
I don't think most people get to fly the planes in the military, and everyone I have ever known who has joined the navy has made it sound horrible.
Less horrible than getting blown up by a grenade dropped on my head while huddling in a trench, but only just.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFzrMXKGkk

I alla torp, i alla byar hade jag en liten vän. ifrån Norderås till skiljet ner vid Berg.

It's about log driving though.

>>219660056
I hear the navy is looking for recruits right now

>>219661855
>>219663148
It's not fun and it's not the 18th century anymore, you'll just do boring shit all day
t. sailor who fell for the meme

>>219660056
They will all be the children of a prostitute.

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>>219659906
For a sailor it's always a bother in life
It's so lonesome by night and day
That he longs for the shore and a pretty young whore
Who will melt all his troubles away
Oh, the noise and the rout swillin' poitín and stout
For him soon is done and over
Of the love of a maid, he is never afraid
An old salt from the Irish Rover