give schizophrenics (FEMALE), LSD

im playing yazuka 3 right
anyone else voting for restore britain?

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The new trim

He keeps spamming about his 'beloved' video game (by name) but REFUSES to play it. Not the sign of a good game.

gay son or slag daughter?

hate pakis
love yazuka
that simple

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>>219659900

>>219659962
i play life is strange and vote green

>>219659978
gay son

lyce ducet sex arse (with subtitles) ordered

>>219659978
i was both x

Ali Khamenei was probably the greatest fighter against ZOG since the Great One ascended to Valhalla in 1945.

Goodnight sweet prince.

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Gfberg has only gone and baked me a World of Warcraft cake for the new expansion that's being released tonight now hasn't she?

>>219659978
slag son

>>219659987
thats brave
especially in this climate...

>>219659996
as long as it doesn't have a voice option

>>219659982
looks like jesse plemons playing snorlax in a live action pokemon fillum

banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUK320MJT7o

>>219660006
put a bullet in my incel fucking head before I get this way

>>219659982
scream
they just can't help lying

>>219659982
genuinely why are women like this?

>9-5 toil done (on 4 hours sleep mind you)
>5-7 gymming done
>7-8 showering and cleaning done
>finally sit my arse down to rest at 8pm

bloody grim
do feel a sense of accomplishment though :3

Someone needs to make a good Ringworld movie

>>219660058
Alri Spainers

>>219660006
no she hasn't you posted this yesterday

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>>219659962
>>219659980

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>>219659925
need to visit colonial williamsburg

>>219660058
>2hours gym toil.
>No food
Impressive

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Hope she accepts

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And so to walk dogberg

poor young man on here currently in the process of ruining his life. OCD kills, seek professional help

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gandalfsisters...

>>219660058
Why are you spending 2 hours in the gym?

tunnel snakes rule

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>>219660082
>Colonial

huge fan of literary criticisms of bigoted authors books

listening to Undertaker's theme music from his Ministry of Darkness days

>>219660113
she looks like a banana haha

>>219659978
Either way i’m getting some

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nice to see hull's 2nd biggest rugby club got fucking BUMMED by leeds t'other night. lol

>>219660113
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_Williamsburg

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>>219660006

Russia wins again

>>219660143
didn't they remove this from the remake

>>219660147
Hull are world champions x

>>219660119
don't understand literature me
all just words isn't it

things in my life genuinely feel like they're finally starting to come together and yet my urge to kill myself has seldom been stronger

>>219660169
Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing was good

>>219660154
Colonialism is evil rorke

>>219660174
Thats God telling you its over

I just love sucking fags

Books are for plebs
The only books you can buy at waterstones are books like "Stop giving a F*CK: how to stop caring" and "Why I'm no longer talking to White people about race"
complete and utter shit. If you read books you're a mong

>>219660174
ktimming out me arse

*bums a fag off you*

>>219660198
The British Empire was amazing

>>219660161
Emerald didn't get a remake

>>219660174
ktim this is me
There's no real point to any of it is there

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its only been 1 day
poor lad needs sectioning

>>219660169
some books have pictures too

if you live in walking distance of a waterstones you are liberal elite

>>219659638
Bring back conductors and train guards with firearms licenses and strict instructions to shoot on sight. Sick of it

might get the ol dumbbells out the garage and start working out again

Rorke insisting that any and all posts about his utterly unhinged behaviour is one man

Just went into Waterstones and moved all copies of The Bible into the Fiction section

Why does my retard brain have to want nicotine and alcohol, why doesn't it want something autistic like trainspotting

>>219660263
u fockin wot

>>219659638
mad that if you tried to say something you'd wind up on a viral tiktok and the BBC would do an article with your face at the top questioning why racist attacks on public transport are rising

>>219660174
you're afraid of success and the responsibilities of being a functional, competent adult

perusing the scud books in whsmiths

>>219660277
basically yeah. and the occasional one or two joining in but you say this every time. Just admit you have severe OCD and its ruining your life. Remember when you said this was your creative outlet lmao

>>219660303
My posts make people laugh. Yours concern people

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get them read

>>219660143
Mad how happy I used to be

It's currently 1am

>>219660324
you are mentally shwodboxing imaginary characters in your head 100 times a head. You are profoundly mentally ill

>>219660325
Fucking dire

just got bummed in the gay bumming section of waterstones

>>219660325
they say don't judge a book by its cover
but those are really really shit

starting a new job soon. been talking to hr and they've said i only need to be in office once every two months (in london).
so, im thinking of finally moving out of london. where would be a good place to live in the UK that's on like a 2hr train journey to london, for when i do need to go into the office? york?

>>219660324
No matter how many hours you spend a day shit talking your imaginary online characters you've created, your life is abysmal.

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>shwodboxing

>>219660325
rorke standing around scoffing at it and trying to get the attention of passerbys but getting ignored by everyone

>shwodboxing

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>making another scary movie with the same actors from the others
>they're all in their 50s
i'm tired boss

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Ah yes WH Smith, the symbol of British decline

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>its only been 1 day
>poor lad needs sectioning

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>>219660343

>>219660357
can you be more specific

>>219660369
>>219660377
thats you done

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>100 times a head

>>219660380
My local one recently closed down

Simply CANNOT go back to neeting
Time passes so quickly as weeks turn to months turn to years
I may hate my job and frequently think about suicide but it's still not as bad as being stuck in that pit of despair

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>>219660325

remember when i worked on the tills for tesco getting vaguely aroused anytime a fit bird bought loo roll imagining her using it on her arse

>>219660390
>wint
one step away from that made up indian facebook poster
keep it on reddit next time

Listen I know the singular rorke poster thing is a joke but it’s not really out of the realm of possibility that someone genuinely believes it

NEETs are young people (typically aged 16–24) "Not in Education, Employment, or Training." In the UK, as of late 2025/early 2026, approximately 957,000 young people are classified as NEET.

>>219660415
no you didn't, be quiet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIs5mYNZ15o

>>219660441
you get so embarrassed by this dont you

heard rumours the singular rorke poster is also the singular bradley poster

>>219660082
Jesus christ my fucking eyes. This is an HDR shitpost

>>219660380
I think you mean TG Jones

rorke giving himself the role reichsmarschall in his discord server

and every time someone calls him out on his rorke schizophrenia, all the posts about rorke suddenly grind to a halt, but then the posts are replaced by the same lad pleading his innocence and that its multiple people. how strange

>>219660415
this kind of thing is why self checkouts exist now

meltdown incoming

>>219660443
so what are they when they turn 25?

Rorke spunking on his belly
Leftypol self sucking and swallowing his cum

>>219660380
what the fuck is with the floorplan of this establishment

Why didn't my grandparents give me money to buy a nicer house not on a main road? I know they are rich. Why would they let me buy this newly purchased first home in a terrace on a main road.

>>219660523
unemployed

75% of all zoomers are virgins and have never had a job. Why live? Instead you're on here posting about le rorke 12 hours a day lmao

Rorke thinking about others mens cocks

>>219660545
>what the fuck is with the floorplan of this establishment
sounds like a tarquin trying to hype up the nightclub lol

le coq sportif

>>219660523
when you turn 25 you’re not expected to be in education or training
so you’re just not in employment
I’ll let you get your brain in gear to suss out the word for that one x

rorke doing something pathetic but endearing
leftypol doing some disgusting and degenerate

>>219660610
NE?

Ptolemy

Rorke on the bus home

>>219660627
…. x

rorke beginning his slow descent into home of sexuality by wanking to femboys

>>219660523
rorke

>>219660610
what about doctors they train for ages

Only ever had one mobile phone, 12 years in now and it's just had its first crack in the screen
Feeling very despondent

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I never found God. No miracle ever happened to me. I never had a vision or saw anything or was directed anywhere. But I did meet the devil. Not literally. But I figured out some truths and facts about the world and concluded that if the devil was real then God must also in fact be real

>>219660675
so close, that would be in training <3

>>219660675
no they don't they just buy their degree from some paki diploma mill

>>219660407
I feel you
months just go by like nothing when you spend everyday in your room

Anybody ever actually pissed in the sink? I do it sometimes when I need a poo but I don’t want to

It's over. It's so fucking over.

>>219660702
ooo you’re ‘ard

stop it you fucking pricks

>>219660722
Yes, what's wrong with it? If you run the tap for a bit it's all good

>>219660722
too short xx

>>219660722
I used to do it at toil all the time

>>219660727
yep

>>219660407
aye
the thought of being stuck at my parent's, day in day out, the shame of it, never want to go back to that

>>219660722
love a sink piss
never use the toilet if there is a private sink at knob height

>>219660756
diddums x

>>219660750
>>219660758
Based
>>219660756
Unlucky

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what a deal

>>219660727
alri khamenei

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LOL

>>219660764
this is me right now
would i be better off renting a flat to myself somewhere close-ish?
even if it costs far more, would that be worth it?

>>219660809
Couldn’t have happened to two less deserving people

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can anyone give me some career advice

>>219660809
Well let’s hope they die

>>219660809
Send in the SAS

Where’s carlybender?

>>219660702
Happy are those who have not seen and yet believe

>>219660813
Nothing wrong with living at your parents if you have a decent job, I just meant being a NEET when you're like 27 and living at home is really grim, that part of my life was horrible I was still asking my parents for money for train fare and that

>>219660839
no

>>219660834
*fewer

There was no Iran War when 190 posted here

>>219660904
Fewer people want you in this general than you think

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is this a good way to make friends in the UK

>>219660925
:(

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Imagine pressing play on the orientation video at the new toil and then the room just explodes

>>219660871
wow you hate me and you want me to kill my self

>>219660915
There was an Iran war in the year 190 however

>>219660954
Sorry that was uncalled for.

dollymong

so is yas a pimp now

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SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

I'm so fucking sick of hearing my neighbours TV
I'm so fucking sick of hearing the main road traffic

I blame it entirely on Landlordberg for rushing me into home ownership

>>219660991
Your honor in my defense I was feeling some typa way

>>219660991
when will these perverted wenches stop trying to have their way with our poor innocent lads?

>>219660969
errr no i don't

>>219660992
this
sick of cunts with loud engines driving past and hearing my neighbours
just want to live somewhere quiet with a garden why is that so much to ask

>>219661046
bit gay

>>219660992
Bang on the wall
Bang on the cars

>>219661073
*fucks your mouth*

365 party girl

Always gets a bit gay in here once it gets dark out :/

Headache

>Sheik Yerbudi of the Islamic Republic of Dansinmachin

>>219661065
the boomers need their house prices to go up infinitely and their triple lock pensions to pay out, so sorry, better luck next life

>>219660839
i like when she growls

>>219661038
its not her fault her milf pussy was on fire which led to a sexual emergency

off to bed
got nowt else to do

was out of cigarettes and an immigrant went to the shop and got me some for a paltry sum. i love this country

>>219661114
We're all getting home from a long day at the rainbow factory

wish I was in new york city during brat summer. wish I was in london for summer 2016. now I'm old and they make me work all day everyday ughhhhh.

I wonder how EW is doing :\

>>219661114
Sexually frustrated lads desperate for a shag :/

>>219661177
said nobody ever not even his family

paid for a dick rating and all she said was "so when are you sending the pic?"

think I'm coming down with the copacabana syndrome

>>219661177
Same hope she's doing well, I'm proud of her, holding down a job

>>219661162
Mental to think how much of an ordeal it was to get a takeaway delivered from down the road just 15 short years ago, now you can get all sorts of stuff delivered, cigs, booze, porn

Hello boys

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god i wish i were a young anime boy

too tired to do anything

>>219661130
that is not career advice

>>219660991
predatory and insane but i guess she deserves credit for not trapping him with a pregnancy which a lot of these creeps seem to get off on doing

Rorke showdboxing imaginary pakis in his bedroom

>>219661214
You are a paedophile

I feel like i get progressively more mentally ill the more I post here

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>>219661212
is it prehensile and 5 feet long

>>219661212
Hi, what's this?
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/78803737/#78804500

>>219661210
Can I get new friends delivered

>>219661260
Yes

>>219661269
>trash
I ain't clickin that shit

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gee whiz

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... someone stole my earbuds - they show up on the map now - but at least I sold the shoes that were tight on me - picture of me wearing my excellent glasses watching Live MLB: braves @ tigers on TNT sports 2 on my TV via puck in home ...

Are you enjoying the return of the answer me this podcast brit

>>219661307
scream

Rorke putting his GCSE results on his Jobcentre-mandated CV

was going to go to some grim meetup but decided not to last minute

not even socially anxious just can't be arsed. think I prefer having no friends and just like the idea of having them

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I hope that the bastards are enjoying them !

>>219661221
mi look

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Wish I were a woman ffs

>>219661282
No but you can get a reach around delivered

>>219661291
It's a post you made though EW

>>219661065
Couldn't agree more mate

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>>219661338

stealing rorke's cookie

>>219661253
you don't have to be mad to post here, but it helps!

>>219661307
>>219661335
SOS… SEND IN A SWAT TEAM AND BLOW THE BASTARDS AWAY…

>>219661300
Who is this fucking whore cunt then

>>219661342
Decline

rorke putting “completed duolingo japanese” on his cv

>>219661333
ktim
she said that I should do it though for some reason. found it grim but still need my bennies so I made up my GCSE results and put them in (I did my GCSEs ages ago so can't remember anything)

>>219661343
Never posted there in my life

>>219661338
you wouldn't look like that if you were a woman though would you

>>219661373
s

>>219661380
Yes he would

>>219661373
Good for rorke idk what I'd put on my CV maybe "useless cunt" would cover it

BBC News reports...are you serious? BBC News reports...a nuke has been dropped on Kuwait...and that's where we lost the aeroplane

anyone else enjoy SPH despite having a fairly normal-sized todger?

>>219661379
Your thread must have been moved there from another board

>>219661391
must be a right cutie of a bloke then

>>219661391
no he wouldn’t
if you’re an ugly asocial bloke you’d be an ugly asocial woman

middle aged couple upstairs have commenced this evening's argument-toil

>>219661414
Okay

If I were a woman I would makeup fraud so hard

hate women so much

>>219660005
Hitler would be pro-Israel if he were alive today

>>219661433
hope they shag afterwards at the very least

might do something really gay

>>219661433
Get involved, unite them against you

>>219661450
you act like a fucking woman

>>219660108
half the time is spent waiting for zoomers to finish their sets

>>219661476
hs?

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>>219661456
faggot

Rorke shopping at Farmfoods

if I was a woman I would never wear makeup

when did it become acceptable for full grown men to watch japanese little girl cartoons.

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Ok /Brit/ ..

There Is a

New Food Reviewer
for
us

to
Consider !!

His Name is Fat Andy
Ok .. As Always ..
Let`s

GIve it A go !!

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>>219661335
The Cruel March of Tim(e)

>>219661466
i already automatically assume that it is somehow my fault anyway because i'm a snoring dosser

day 743 of thinking about kms

>>219661433
It's weird. When I was renting a flat I could hear my upstairs neighbours shout, sometimes cough, I could hear them shout at their dog or move their kitchen chairs or whatever and it didn't bother me. I could even hear their TV sometimes, ironically enough.

But when I bought my newly purchased first home and I can hear my neighbours TV it drives me up the fucking wall.

I don't know why I could tolerate one and not the other

If I was a woman I’d let you all shag me xxx

>>219661458
>how come zey are allowd to do it

>>219661497
Is that Rubes he's got his arm around

>>219661494
Britain is the most anti-anime western country by far for some reason. Its a cultural aversion to it, bit like how we're also known as terf island to trannies around the world. One could say we're actually a lil based..

>>219661494
it didn’t
no matter what the copers here will tell you, you’re still thought of us a wrongun if you admit this to people

>>219661485
Model looking bitches like this do nothing for me
There's no sexuality there's no spark it's just nothing it's an empty vessel
you can call me a faggot but you know i'm right

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>>219661517

whateverr

>>219661502
>Went to an expensive public school
>Studied at University of Southern California
>Travelled the world
>Never worked a day in his life
He's had such a good life if you ignore the schizophrenia.

then officer leroy came up and he was like hey i thought i told you-

YEAH WHATEVER

First for yeh the boys

put on your 3D glasses now

sir dripping knob

>>219660722
why not just piss in the toilet

TARGETT!

put on your PP cages now

I’m just a vessel bro chill

>>219661579
yeah the boys

did i imagine a video of tim wanking onto the floor or was that real

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>force de frappe

>>219661579
ach the bhoys

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well rorke?

going down the beach to see Kiki, anybody want owt

Made seven sales in work today and my manager messaged me at nearly 7pm just to congratulate me for it

>>219661621
You imagined that but there was an image of him standing in his kitchen with his knob dripping cum…

what's the name of the anime that goes "Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou sono senaka ni wa"

>>219661628
um he's a jew or something

did fuck all at toil today

>>219661643
that's a good slaveboy haha just kidding, well done lad

does this face look bovvered

rorke being featured on al jazeera

>>219661647
right that's good to know

>>219661485
what a body
>>219661533
also true

Sir Kier Starmer

>>219661643
Get him shagged

>>219661647
what the UM

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>>219661628

I’m chum bucket bro <3

>>219660918


>>219660918


>>219660918

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>>219661628
What did ancient Crete, Egypt, and Babylonia have that white men at that time did not, other than slaves that moved stones and fought for the kings? Civilization is slavery, nothing more.

rorke being featured on RT
leftypol being featured on RT

>>219661485
Horse

>>219661745
it was a good channel

>>219661653
star wars phantom menace

Rorke feeling lonely and regretting that he’s wasted his whole fucking life being an angry chud on t’internet x

Rorke Today

>>219661745
RT was LeftyRorke
Nazbol Gang

>>219661731
remember when he tweeted that. afaik tell whitearmor made up an argument in his head that people were saying yung lean put bladee on. nasty man he is.

>>219661777
you have to see a doctor

>>219661791
is that like spag bol

1 hundo

>>219661816
>>219661816

on the corner wearing my leather

>>219661735
lots of things actually
writing for a start

>>219661794
What's that mean

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>Civilization is slavery, nothing more.

>March 2 – At least 169 people are killed and 50 injured when armed youth from Unity State attack Abiemnom County in South Sudan.

mad how literally nobody gives a shit