>>219660799
Is this a weird Chinese joke?
Are they going to instead start selling these in the US?

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>>219660857
No it's an actual woman selling coffins making millions.

>>219660857
No because tariffs
Enjoy your corn syrup coffins

>>219660799
Makes sense. A dying continent will require a lot of coffins.

>>219660799
Cool, my friend makes coffins too and hasn't gone out of business yet so I guess Chinese ones aren't enough. He wears no mask so he'll die of lung cancer in 20 years though, freeing up more market space. I wonder if her workers have basic PPE.

>>219660799
>Outsourcing coffin-making to China
This has gone too far. It's time we bring our ancient European traditions back home!

>>219662473
>He wears no mask so he'll die of lung cancer in 20 years though

What do you mean? How do coffins work? Is it the chemicals furnishing the coffins that gives lung cancer? Or are you talking about working at a crematorium and huffing corpse smoke without wearing PPE?

>>219660799
someone should tell her that plaster is not supposed to be used as makeup

>>219662576
Sorry, my bad. It's nasal cancer. The cause is wood dust. The mechanism is similar to asbestos where you cause a constant inflammation of a certain bodypart and your body's immune response basically spawns cancers from the DNA damage that it itself causes.

Lung cancers happen too, but less often. It depends on dust particle sizes and how deep they penetrate, and most wood just stays in the nasal cavity.

>>219660799
She's right, there's a huge incoming market for this. Crackeroids don't breed and their old fucks are the only ones that got the money so you know for damn sure that a lot of coffins gonna be sold and a lot of these shits be expensive as fuck to sell but cheap as hell to produce or maintain really it's a potential gold mine for smart investors like if you live in a region with only old fucks around you just know they're hoarding a shitload for no reason and will eventually get emotional when someone dies and spend a lot so make sure that's for your company instead of them doing what they already do which is contact one that is very far away outside of their region (they'll do it).

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>>219663939
French nafris trying to type like american nigs is so embarassing. Same vibes as jeets trying to blackmaxx.

>>219662603
Get in the coffin, Ahmed.

>>219660799
its in the eu, she probably earns like 2k eur monthly after taxes max

>>219664246
No but really think about it tho like for real it ain't like you seeing funeral home businesses often right? And caskets expensive as shit like you can easily sell a casket for 6k and that shit cost you nothing and there are a shit ton of additional services you can provide and over price and people are way more willing to part with their dough when a loved one died and in europe it's old man central so you see a toooon of old fucks dying and no birth and like i said, do you see a lot of funeral homes? there ain't that many people doing that business. i mean it, in a few years it's gonna be a field in tension as they call it, alongside doctors even. really a ton of cash to be made there, focus on them crackeroids

>>219664375
A Chinese company would pay taxes in China thoughever

>>219662862
Interesting. My dad works with wood for most of his life, but he never wears PPE either. But I guess that's the difference between working with wood 40 hours a week for 20+ years and working with wood once a month out in the yard.