סיטי ראטס ונוט און טור יצאו לטור

You should offer us jobs again. I miss having money

>>219664234
>נוט און טור
בני כמה האנשים האלה כבר? 45?

>>219664238
if you can't get in through all the loopholes that's a skill issue, like 100k illegals are still working here

>>219664254
the og hibiki is great but it isn't aged, it doesn't have the complexity and after taste that a good aged whiskey has, Yamazaki is better imo

>>219664274
You should teach me how to do it without getting fucked over

פיצוצים עזים מאוד!!!! בטהרן כרגע
צולם מבית, אזהרת אוזניות
https://files.catbox.moe/i6or3p.mp4

>>219664312
https://youtu.be/cb7tgvapWO4?si=PSbpBtNf6GqdnDIW&t=46

>>219664238
there's palis working construction and nursing in my city. There's still ways they get in

>>219664238
>>219664312
What is it like to have an Israeli salary and live in Palestine?
Some Czechs work in Austria and Germany, but live in the Czech border regions and are very happy.

>>219664360
It wasn't me THOUGH

>>219664238
fuck, I've seen it all now

אמן בורא עולם שזה יפגע בבית שלו בירושלים

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If I had a dollar every time a bitch sucked my fucking dick than I would be so fucking rich

>>219664409
חייבים לעצור את עוזי

>>219664370
probably just lads from the triangle area, the number of pali workers decreased by an insane amount since the war started
>>219664389
life is unfair sadly, maybe things will get better, I doubt it at this point, the public here is jaded beyond belief

>>219664324
דיימ
>>219664360
מי ישמע איזה טוב היה לפני

>>219664219
That would be valid, if it wasn't for the fact that Hegseth is a huge twat who only got the job because he always says "yes" to daddy Trump

>>219664461
his speech today was actually really impressive, makes sense since hes a media guy but still, he speaks for around 10 minutes, rest is the dean kane and questions, you should listen to it
https://www.youtube.com/live/6ndFLo6futs?si=5j0CcyaXPq-yW9yT&t=22

>>219664384
I don't have Israeli salary, I lost my construction job in Israel in 2023. It was really exhausting, especially having to go through Qalandiya every time took so much extra time, but I had money. Now I'm just poor again

>>219664435
*שחר

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>>219664456
וואלה כן

>>219664454
>the public here is jaded beyond belief
Wdym?

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>>219664499
The comments section of these things is always a blast kek

>>219664564
no trust

>>219664534
>I don't have Israeli salary
I know, but I am asking what it's like when you have it.

>>219664576
You can trust me :3

>>219664580
איך אתה יודע מרגלאנון

>>219664409
אמן

honestly I prefer having palis over jeets, a shame a few crazies ruined the lives of so many innocent people just wanting to make a living

>>219664534
Where do you live?

>>219664564
no one even talks about peace anymore except for the most fringe commies (odeh and his butt buddies)

>>219664634
sloppy job shin bet-sama....

ביפ ביפ ביפפפפפפ

הלילה לא, הלילה לא אשכב לישון

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>לילה טוב חלומות פז מתוק--
*ביייייייייייייפ* *ביייייייייייייפ* *ביייייייייייייפ*

>>219664582
I made 6,000 NIS per month full time, the average person here makes around 2,000 to 3,000 NIS per month. Some people will judge you for it, but they're probably just jealous

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>>219664627
I prefer fucking anything over jeets, I made a post a while ago about Jeets spitting betel nut on my car, I don't if you saw it.

The worst part about brexit hasn't been the recession or the mutts buying all out shit, it's the fact that EU immigration just got replaced by infinitely worse Jeet immigration

>>219664683
מרכז צפון דרום

אי אפשר כך

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>>219664638
I'm so cooked

פצצת אטום על כל המדינות האילו

>>219664717
I love you palianon you're a good guy

>>219664666
תמות

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גם ככה לא הולכים למשרד, אני אשן ביום

>>219664717
are you this tranny faggot

>>219664750
Thank you, you too

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האם מותר ליהודים לאכול סושי? קיים בכלל סושי כשר?

How's the bombing anyway, is it like last time?

>>219664818
There's a tranny pali poster? Tf did I miss? I'm from Ramallah if that helps

>>219664833
Don't think there's anything unkosher about it

>>219664833
As long as the fish is kosher and not eel or shellfish

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חיזבאללה חזרו למשחק

>>219664867
some of them are made with eel

>>219664849
yes, go give him a kiss anon, we believe in your

>>219664893
he isn't pali he's jordanian or russian or two of them or none of them

>>219664844
No it's less intense
Feels economical, like they're counting their marbles

>>219664917
i'm not talking about this faggot, there's a Palestinian one

>>219664921
I saw some deaths in Tel Aviv

>>219664944
no injuries or hits reported in this one

תקשיב טוב
ילד שמן אוטיסט ומכוער באזניים
עוד פעם אחת אתה שם לי גזר על הראש, הרצון העז שלי לפגוש אותך בטעות לגמרי בדירת השותפים האוטיסטים שלך בלוד ולהפליץ לך בנחיריים כך שיתווסף לך עוד סעיף בביטוח לאומי במיינקראפט יתגבר עוד יותר.

אני לא יוסי ואתה מפרסם תמונות של אדם אחר
אני לא רוצה לערב משטרה בנוגע להפצת התמונות שלי עם קונטקסט שקרי כי אין לי כוח להתעסק בזה ואתה גם ככה אוטיסט מטומטם. אבל רק שתדע לך שהתחת השמן שלך הולך על קרח מאוד דק וחבל.

אני הולך לישון כי לעומתך יש לי עבודה בבוקר ולא מביאים לי כסף על זה שנולדתי מפגר אז אל תענה לתגובה הזאת אלא אם כן יצאת עם טראנסית ואתה למעשה אוהב זין. אני גם לא יושב ב4chan אז אל תנסה לתקשר איתי אבל תדע שאני בקירות שלך. ראה הוזהרת.

>>219664844
becoming less intense by the day, go figure when you have israeli and american jets hunting down every launcher and storage facility

עוד שיגור

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>מניח ראש על הכר
>"בבביייייייייייייפפפפפפפפפפפ"

נשבע לכם שהם מרגלים אחריי

כוסאמא של איראן האלה

>>219664717
the videos of west bankers cheering for iranian missiles while screaming allahu ackbar don't help btw
but that ship has sailed already

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>>219665007
>אבל תדע שאני בקירות שלך

דוסים שיכורים צועקים פה מתחת לחלון שלי

NEW: The U.S is preparing for a "major uptick" in attacks (Referring to American attacks in Iran) in the next 24 hours, an official says - CNN

>>219665107
תן להם תרנגולת לסובב מעל הראש

>>219665069
I never understood why turdies did that. Why can't they keep their animosity hidden, why do they have to throw a parade every time a country they don't like has an earth quake o aglo?

Mavet la aravim
>>219665007
יש לך עבודה ...

מעניין מה הם יחשבו על איך שאתה מדבר על הילדים והאישה שלי

ערס צעצוע רק יודע לרדת על בני עם שלך במקום על ערבים וגויים

>>219665107
תוציא תm134

>>219665130
עוף מפה כבר ילד מביך

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>>219664162
This guy was so butthurt he reported me. I only got a warning, better luck next time kek

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>>219665124
you wouldn't get it

>פיקוד העורף מודיע לצאת מהממד
>זוהו שיגורים
>נא לשמוע להנחיות
>צפויות להישמע אזעקות
>האירוע הסתיים
>צבע אדום צבע אדום טנטטנטנטנטנטנ ביייייייפ
>צפויות אזעקות
>האירוע נגמר
כל זה בהפרש של חצי דקה
תחליטוווו

מרכזניקים אנחנו יכולים ללכת לישון
צפונניקים אתם שומרים עד הבוקר, לילה טוב

>>219665192
יש לי פטור שמירות

they’re firing at gulfies too again

לפחות הספקתי לקנות שווארמה אז אנלא רעב

>>219665158
not me senpai

>>219665214
איך פתוח בשעה הזאת?

>>219665124
Ngl I used to be like this when I was younger. It's very normalized

>>219665177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aosWoTbEUmw

הבן זונה אשכרה גר בקצרין הוא לא יודע שיש גלגל גם ב2 בלילה

>>219665233
אצלנו בנתניה יש שווארמות שפותחים עד 2-3 בבוקר

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>>219665158
janny is patrolling this thread and is very selective about what he deletes for some reason, I got a warning for airstrike footage that just showed missiles getting merked and interceptions
also check this out, interception outside the atmosphere

>>219665257
it’s beautiful

>>219665257
Damn look at that fireball

>>219665257
Is this your own video? Based on this I will now find your location. Better be careful

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צריך לחתום על הסכם מלחמה בינלאומי שלא מבצעים פעולות צבאיות בלילה
תנו לישון כוס רבאק

>>219665337
nah I'm not retarded enough to be standing outside while this shit is going on plenty of retards are willing to do that and film for me

>>219665360
>איראן מפרה (גם את) ההסכם הזה
מה עכשיו?

>>219664214
imagine the original zio terrorists looking for a country to invade and they choose palestine. amazing choice lol. now you're fighting brown people for generations. I know part of being white is to invade somewhere and do a colonialism but holy fuck you guys picked some shit land. you had the usa and uk you could have had almost anywhere. don't give me that shit about your holy land, none of you believe that. my island is literally a desert prison full of deadly animals and it's better kekekek

>>219665370
Why do so many of you assume you're untouchable anyway?

מביך ההוא

>>219665399
we worship death and spin chickens above our heads

>>219665392
I hate to break this to you but like 50% of Israelis are brown

>>219665400
2nd from the right already has 2 kids though

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>>219665422
sadly it's more than that
we're turning into... you.

>>219665400
הזאתי מצד שמאל נראית מקסימה לא צריך את הכסף בואי

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arab white invader vs israeli brown native

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>>219665392
you're not one to be talking about colonizing shit land with that flag bud
>>219665399
best air defenses in the world plus air superiority is a hell of a drug, realistically you have a higher chance of being murdered by some syrian in berlin than getting hit by one of these missiles, if our enemies could do shit like this people here would be more careful

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>>219665422
i look like this

>>219665440
Welcome to me world lel

>>219665130
>>219665130
אני בינתיים פה בגלל האזעקות
אוטיסט מפגר
אני לא יושב בפורצ׳אן כך שזה לא יכול להיות אני
תמשיך להתגרות בגורל שלך
אני לא יודע להגיד לכמה השמצות עוד תספיק הסבלנות שלי
אך אני הולך להתחיל לתעד אותן ביום חמישי כך שיש לך הזדמנות למחוק הכל ולהפסיק
…חבל
אני בן אדם טוב אך הגזר על ראשי יהיה למפלתך

>>219665459
the folks who breed here the most are ashkenazi haredis lmao

תקשיבו ממש אבל ממש נהיה מביך פה, ברמות.
תתאפסו ותחזירו את התרד לאיך שהיה שנה שעברה, אי אפשר ככה.

>>219665451
>you're not one to be talking about colonizing shit land with that flag bud
bitch I'm saying we got a better piece of land for our colonial project. plus we did the genocide back in the day when it was socially acceptable. you're being recorded in HD

>>219665471
שים גזר על הראש יא גפילטע פיש

>>219665462
No you don't

dinner time

>>219665462
Who is that?

>>219665477
שתוק פפ תחזור לפתוח תרדים של טיקטוק כמו שאתה עושה בעשור האחרון

>>219665481
>bitch I'm saying we got a better piece of land for our colonial project.
lol
lmao even
anywho this was never about 'quality of land', have a good night, straya cunt

>>219665477
זה

>>219665486
שתוק יזין אני אשים לך זרע טרי וחם על הראש

>>219665511
yoni bloch, a nerdy rock singer from the 2000’s

>>219665511
famous israeli singer songwriter yoni bloch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLAJnsqrKPs

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I probably misjudged portion size, my belly will explode

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>>219665481
I wish we did that to India when it was acceptable. Imagine if a reality where "Indians" were just tanned Anglos who larp as the inheritors of India's history while having never seen a native in generations

>>219665548
>I wish we did that to India when it was acceptable
mate I just got hard

>>219665547
i'm eating 'deens

>>219665547
bro thats like 4 potatoes

>>219665548
there were probably unironically too many to do that

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>>219665563
enjoy
>>219665565
10 + about 0,5 kg of stewed beef

>>219665540
Not bad

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>>219665547
>no spices on taters

How the UK went from sending literal armadas to the arctic to fight for some barren land just because you can grow sheep there to literally giving out strategic islands/bases to their former colonies is beyond me, shame, used to be a pretty big britaboo back in the day, now I just see a sad failing nation
https://youtu.be/MVd-DGMuHfM?si=QX_7cOUx8IQAXZA6&t=8

>>219665591
Is it like 2000+ cals?

>>219665605
his most recent song was about peace actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erLAgHIP6UM

>>219665606
we are not a nation of spice lovers
>>219665615
yep

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>>219665559
>
>>219665586
Yeah, also the borderline agricultural slavery and infinite soldier glitch was probably another massive reason. Plus they were already resistant to all the major diseases

>>219665613
It was a failing nation on the decline then too. That task force was far from an armada and there was a chance that it could have gone very poorly as well

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תיעוד מלבנון: טנקים נעים לעבר אל חיאם צפונית למטולה תחת ירי ארטילרי כבד וירי מטנקים
>תיעוד מלבנון: טנקים נעים לעבר אל חיאם צפונית למטולה תחת ירי ארטילרי כבד וירי מטנקים
תיעוד מלבנון: טנקים נעים לעבר אל חיאם צפונית למטולה תחת ירי ארטילרי כבד וירי מטנקים
>תיעוד מלבנון: טנקים נעים לעבר אל חיאם צפונית למטולה תחת ירי ארטילרי כבד וירי מטנקים

>>219665622
the most unrealistic thing about this is yoni bloch hugging taylor swift

>>219665667
after the suez crisis it was basically inevitable but it didn't have to be this bad
>That task force was far from an armada and there was a chance that it could have gone very poorly as well
unironically one of my favorite favors wars to read about, love me some modern naval combat

>>219665622
This made me kinda sad

>>219665734
do not be sad bro, just start a new life in Germany or Austria

>>219665734
no point grumbling about what ifs, whats done is done, gotta look towards the future.

>>219665758
Why does everyone here always just assume I can leave that easily

>>219665779
is it hard

>>219665793
I CANT EVEN GET TO JORDAN

>>219665481
Now you are being replaced in real time by Achmed’s and Zhang’s, and when they genocide you for standing against the le oppressed wretched of the earth thirdies, it will all be recorded in 4k.
>>219664849
Why do you not have any semblance of public transport in the PA? I never see busses or even vans when I see footage of Ramallah, only older skoda taxi cabs with mismatched paint. Is it really because of the checkpoints or is it because there is no organized public transit system. Also are Araps still tribal in Ramallah?

>>219665758
Palis are better than Pakis(jeets included)-Afghans and Syrians (unholy trinity) right?

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And now it's time for dessert,
vanilla pudding with plums marinated in sweet cocoa.
>>219665803
bribe someone
>>219665817
i do not know

>>219665779
You should see the calibre of turd worlders that manage to make it here.

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רגע היפנים תוקפים גם?

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>>219665817
ask south americans what they think of levantine arabs

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>>219665834
>vanilla pudding with plums marinated in sweet cocoa.
pics

>>219665834
>bribe someone
nigga we control the borders and I assure you border police aren't starving for cash lmao

>>219665858
Is it because they're all conscripts from rich families whose family connections saved from a frontline unit?

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>>219665852
It's not aesthetic, I just cooked overly sweet pudding and threw very sweet plums into it.

>>219665835
Thoss are mostly Gazanfags with sea access and lucky West Bankers who have Jordanian passports. I only have PA travel documents so I'm stuck here forever

>>219665244
this has no right being this kino

>>219665897
What do the West Bankers think of the Gazans?

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>>219665817
ask the danes. A good amount of the Israel results are probably arab-israelis (48' palestinans) and Mizrahi

>>219665858
>we control the borders
with Jordan??

>>219665834
After 10+ potatoes and 0.5 kg of beef you still have room?

>>219665934
yeah

>>219665888
lmao no, the rich smart kiddies become airforce pilots/engineers and intelligence officers, magav (border police) are active salarymen from the police and some conscripts but mostly the former.
Its the kinda funny how units sort of have their own demographics, for example there are a ton of russians in artillery and armored brigades, while golani and kfir are mostly mizrahis and paratroopers and commando are ashkenazi.

>>219665934
I mean, would you really have assumed otherwise?

>>219665942
ye, the key is eat very fast, all done, and my belly is very full
>>219665951
nigga, I'm not an expert on the Middle East, I'm only here because it's a comfy general and I like them

>>219665807
Ramallah mostly runs on servees, basically shared taxis on fixed routes that leave when full, plus regular taxis everywhere, so street footage looks like Skoda convention. There are buses, but it’s a patchwork of private operators and movement isn’t always predictable thanks to checkpoints and random closures, so flexible transport wins over strict timetables. And no, Ramallah isn’t some tribal sandbox, it’s a pretty urban, middle-class city with cafes and shit

>>219665980
where where where's the apartheid where's schindler's list

>>219665980
>it’s a pretty urban, middle-class city with cafes and shit
yeah they showed that new mall on our state owned TV channel kek, heard that caused quite a bit of uproar over there

>>219665980
>Skoda
why do you have Škoda in Palestine, it is expensive (compared to other brands of the same level), I call it overpriced shit desu

>>219665980
>Ramallah isn’t some tribal sandbox, it’s a pretty urban, middle-class city with cafes and shit
I think what he means is that are there powerful clans and families that run things?
In our arab cities it's mostly like that

>>219665934
The only way from the West Bank to Jordan is via the Allenby Bridge. You have to go through Israeli control first, because Israel controls the exit from the West Bank. After that, you enter Jordanian control on the other side. So even if you’re heading to Jordan, Israelis decide whether you’re allowed to leave in the first place

>>219666013
just say 7amulah dibil

>>219666031
I don't know arabizi habibi

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>>219666019
Why don't you cross the "green" border? They certainly don't have enough men and equipment to guard the entire border.

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>>219665975
I'm only an expert on the countries we fucked up

>>219665950
lol look at the kfri's flag

I wish I could have become a pylot

>>219665709
>unironically one of my favorite favors wars
Ironically its biggest legacy here is "holy shit, how did this go off without a hitch". And it engrained tabbing even deeper in British military psyche so, who knows how many knees and backs it's indirectly destroyed

>>219665807
>Now you are being replaced in real time by Achmed’s and Zhang’s, and when they genocide you for standing against the le oppressed wretched of the earth thirdies, it will all be recorded in 4k
don't get too upset it's just words on a screen buddy don't get the yanks to bomb me

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למה כולם חושבים שאני מנהיג הדיסקורד

>>219666055
>czechanon telling palianon to go get riddled by settlers roof mounted m240

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During the COVID lockdown, our borders were closed and guarded by the army. And every night, I drove along a forest road to McDonald's in Poland. Just for joy of the game.

>>219666099
Interpol? Mr Schwab? Yeah this guy right here

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>>219665892
looks like cookie milkshake
hadn't had those in years

>>219666112
It was no big deal. My friends made millions of dollars smuggling alcohol and cigarettes along those routes.
>>219666124
>milkshake
my daily menu during the summer

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>>219666099
McDonald's is the last thing anyone should risk their life for
In fact unless I was starving for days I would not even eat it for free

>>219666158
this burger looks like inedible shit

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צריך לזכור עוד עשר שנים כשנכנסים קרקעית לאנקרה צריך לשים מלא כסף בבורסה בדיוק כשמודיעים על זה

>>219666093
I guess it's a matter of perspective. Not so long ago, people were fleeing across barbed wire fences charged with electricity. Essentially, every family has someone with such an experience.
>>219666158
Like I said
>Just for joy of the game.
I was curious to see how well they guarded the border.
What's more, I risked getting a fine. No one would have shot me, that's for sure.

>>219666010
Most cars in the West Bank are used imports. Skoda is pretty common and relatively affordable here
>>219666013
Yeah, the hamula system exists in Ramallah too, but it’s way stronger in rural areas and smaller towns than in places like Ramallah. In villages, your hamula can shape everything. I have heard Hebron is also supposed to be bad

>>219666182
בוא נתחיל קודם מעזה וביירות
אה גם את זה לא הצלחנו

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>>219666197
>No one would have shot me
Whenever I pulled guard duty I always brandished my rifle like it was a space gun

>>219666222
טראמפ רוצה לשלוח קזאחים ואינדונזים למות קצת בעזה ואז צהל יכנס וינקה

>>219666158
>proper burger
Ummm

>>219666217
where in Palestine do you live
do you like Fauda tv show
>>219666223
>guard duty
I don't even bother with my AR during exercises, and I leave it lying somewhere in the corner.

>>219666256
They just let you leave your rifle on the floor unattended?!

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lel, niggas want to disappear from the face of the earth

>>219666256
Ramallah. And idk it's kinda weird

>>219666282
>They just let you leave
no, but I can arrange peace and quiet for myself
they assume that active reserves are full of highly motivated people
my unit is full of engineers, architects, lawyers, and doctors (I'm the only one without a university degree), but the truth is that we just love camping and outdoor activities, and we get paid for it
+ bonus: every time we take a break from our wives, girlfriends, children, and families

>>219666306
kino, would it be safe for me to travel there as a tourist

>>219666354
In the bongland reserves they're still autistic about that kinda stuff, then again It was the parachute regiment so, eh

>>219666376
>parachute regiment
we also have a parachute regiment of active reservists - they're just like us, except they like to jump out of planes for free a few times a year

Czech army is a bad joke with good equipment. Something like a kindergarten for adult men who like the outdoors.

>>219666366
I guess. But we don't really get many tourists

>>219666419
>Czech army is a bad joke with good equipment.
That's most armies in europe

I'm going eepy. Good night /isr/

>>219666419
What's the selection like? Ours made us do the same one as the regs it was pretty gay

>>219666428
maybe you should start attracting tourists, just target left-wing activists and run the right campaign
>>219666436
gn

>>219666436
Good night, I might turn in soon too. It's a shame, the conversations finally steered to something I like

>>219666436
Night

>>219666437
>What's the selection like?
First, you must complete the basic training course (2x3 weeks, regular army 8-12 weeks), and if you want to join the paratroopers in the active reserves, you have to pass their entrance exams - about four days of physical tests and exams.

The funny thing is that it is much easier to get into active reserves, and you can sign a contract the very next day and become a professional soldier without having to go through standard training for regular soldiers.

>>219666433
>That's most armies in europe
Yes. The Ukrainian army could occupy Czechia, Slovakia, Austria, and Hungary in about three days. Total demilitarization.
Poland would probably be a bit of a problem.
Germany? 2 days max.

>>219666509
Interesting, We'll have to continue this conversation some other time. Suffice to say imc you have to do a part time 5 month basic training, a 1 week field exercise infantry training course, The same paratrooper selection as the regs (it's very hard) then airborne school. Sometimes it's a bit chip shop but, you get a cool hat out of it so, it isn't so bad

>>219666565
>Germany? 2 days max
If you ignore the fact that the Luftwaffe could just bomb them back to Kiev

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איזה הזוי זה שאיראנים זוחלים על הרצפה במקדשים שלהם

>>219666568
Professional paratroopers are much more hardcore. But active reserves are just a hobby with a good salary.
>you get a cool hat
If you want this, you have to join the special forces, and you need a university degree, at least one year of service in the professional army, then a demanding selection process, and then another year of training.

>>219666603
We have reserve SAS too, It's the only step up but, I'm not crazy enough for that

>>219666588
Luftwaffe really won't save the dysfunctional Bundeswehr.
My friend serves in Bavaria, and their current situation is on par with third world (except for salaries).

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התחילו לכוון ליגור ?

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>>219666755
is it a map of air pollution

>>219666772
map of Ballistic Missile fire and drones

why is there a palestinian in this thread

>>219666801
It's quite funny how it's blowing up in Dubai and the surrounding area, they got caught with their pants down.

>>219666821
Schindler list

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Why do people look much older in black-and-white photos than they actually are?
picrel dood was 21yo

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>>219666950
men had higher testosterone back then so they look older and more manly in general

>>219666966
jesus christ

>>219666966
do you think?
but picrel dude Sangster is extreme, most men over 30 look like Sean
>>219666978
>jesus christ
how common is it to hear this in Israel

>>219666992
I heard some guy say it this week

>>219667012
And what do you usually say instead of "Jesus Christ"?

>>219667027
oy vey

>>219666966
>testosterone
Lol, did you read this on some incel board? This has little to do with testosterone and everything to do with healthier lifestyles, particularly smoking, drinking and exercise. Sean Connery started smoking at the age of 9.

In places where people drink, smoke and do not exercise (like Eastern Europe), they also age noticeably faster. Reason why you see shit like this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6a8FRx63c5s

>>219667129
desu that makes more sense
climate also has a significant impact; for example, in Taiwan, skin hardly ages at all thanks to hydration

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>>219666992
>do you think?
yes, and cigs as well

>>219667129
cope, it's mainly lower T due to a lot of reasons

>>219667129
its well documented that men had higher testosterone on average back in the day. but yes youre right about appearance its mostly UV exposure/lack of sunscreen/smoking/drinking more than hormones

>>219664238
Are you seen as a traitor for working with them,like one of those 48 arabs

>>219667162
Who would have thought that eating a load of crap and living like an animal in a zoo in front of a screen would turn a man into a little girl?

>>219667184
dood, he's been asleep for two hours

>>219664690
>>219667184

>>219666821
wtf is palestinian

>>219667162
>graph with zero context or sources
Nice. And now comes the part where you link research showing that higher testosterone actually means faster ageing. And then use this theory to also explain why women age slower nowadays, just as men do.

>>219667200
muh nvm i just read all his replies,he's one of those self hating cucks.>>219665465

>>219667335
>never had a warning in any other /int/ threads
That's nonsense, I've received over 100 warnings and 100 bans across /int/.
And maybe 10 permabans.
>>219667322
it was a pleasant conversation with him, what are you doing here

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gn

another low energy rage bait war

y dont u just germicide amalek/goys and get this Armageddon thingy over with

בעקר מקסים לפורים שמח

>>219669116
*ופורים

התחלתי את הבוקר עם קססה ירק וחום לכבוד פורים

>>219669116
בעקר מרנין אורנה!

>>219669138
רק בריאות שוש!

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בעקר
רימו! קיושי! מה אתם עושים במיטה עם סודני?!

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>>219669476
בעקר
לא לסובב תרנגולות

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DO NOT SPIN

בוקר טוב. צפוניקים לכו לישון אני מחליף אתכם

>>219665392
jew madagascar would have been kino

מה עושים היום?

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>>219670297
עובדים

>>219670297
"עובדים"

תארו לכם איך זה מרגיש לחבק מישהי ואז עומד לה

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>>219670751
בוקר טוב אמירו

>רשת אל ערביה טוענת שישראל פעלה בתוך איראן אמש דרך המוסד וכוחות מיוחדים נוספים

>>219670797
בוקר טוב יוקינון

גורבצו'ב ב12

>>219670839
לשם נעלם מילואיםאנון?
הוא בפרס מוצא לעצמו חברה פרסית סגנון ע"ז?

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>>219664214

>>219670851
אופס התכוונתי ל>>219670830

>>219665124
poor people in firstie cunts do it too. It's just that everyone is poor in thirdie cunts.

>>219670851
אני בספק אם הוא באיראן אולי בלבנון
הוא לא בחיל ההנדסה?

>>219670871
jacob aka israel was abraham's grandson you dumb fortune cookie riceball, dumb muslim convert suckup indog doesn't know preliminary scripcture details

בטח יתנו לפרסים מאיתנו אזרחות איראנית אחרי שתיגמר המלחמה
נוכל לטוס לאיראן לחגוג על הברונטיות ששוחררו מעול דיכוי דתי
אני רק יכול לתאר לעצמי כמה פראיות הן במיטה

>>219670922
מביך

>>219670975
מקווה שיהיו טיסות ישירות של אלעל מעל ירדן ואז מעל ערב הסעודית
תוך שנייה אתה שם
חוגג עם איזה פאטימה

>>219670977
was writing on automatic

>>219669476
>>>/jp/50657503
תראה את התרד הזה
אפילו שהוא כבר מת
קוישייפ

>>219670991
האיראניות בטח יקבלו אותי בזרועות פתוחות כמו שצרפתיות קיבלו חיילים אמריקאים במלחה"ע השנייה
זו הולכת להיות חוויה

>>219671021
הולך לעשות שם 20 ממזרים

>>219671082
cute

nice selfie

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למה גויים כלכך תמימים?

>>219671087
אינדונזי טיפוסי

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relative is in elad
realistically how fucked is he
how bad is stuff over there

>>219671211
>elad
מה זה איפה זה

>>219671229
>מה זה איפה זה
el'ad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El%27ad

I don't speak hebrew sorry

>>219671318
הלך עליו

>>219671015
אומייגדדדדדד
קוישיפפפפ
Precioussss <3 <3

Stop bullying this poor Australian man

קוישינון אתה פה?

>>219671407
Is that your lover?

>>219671422
No, it's someone we're trying to recruit to our secret anime club

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>>219671407
אכן אכן
>>219671445
הא?

>>219671445
>secret anime club
Now that you told me about it it's not secret anymore

>>219671459
Hello Germanon how are you

>>219671458
יש לך דיסקורד?
>>219671459
It's an open secret

חירבנתי עכשיו חרא ענק
עצום אבל

>>219671469
Good, and you?
>>219671472
>יש לך דיסקורד
One time /isr/ died because you were all mingling on discord. Please do not do this again, I have missed you dearly during this time

>>219671472
כן אבל לא אפרסם אותו פה בפומבי
>>219671503
Doing alright despite the war. Do you come to this thread often? It's nice to see foreigners here

>>219671472
אפשר גם להצטרף לדיסקורד שלכם?
תשלח הזמנה

>>219671531
ניסיון נחמד עומרי

>>219671527
Occasionally. I like to lurk here a lot. Your general is the most interesting. Always has been. Don't throw it away for discord please.

>>219671566
how come?

>>219671566
חחחח אתה לא יודע מה קרה פה אתמול
תקרא את כל התרד זה צחוקים לא נורמלים 219653910

>>219671566
Really? Interesting. Discord sucks though I don't think we'll move there. Especially because the anonymity here is the best part

אכלתי כריך עם גבינת שמנת 30 אחוז
מה אכלתם על הבוקר

>>219671584
You're like the main protagonist of this board
>>219671590
You think that, but it happened before. You killed this for discord, I remember because I kept looking for your general and it wasn't there. Finally I was able to get a Israeli to reply and he said you're all on discord. It was HEARTBREAKING
>>219671588
Ok give me a second, I will check desuarchive

>>219671560
אני לא עומרי שאני אכנס אתה תראה
תשלח לינק ל10 דקות ותמחק אחרי שאני אכנס

>>219671614
חמש ביצים בפיתה עם תחינה גולמית וירקות

>>219671624
אין דיסקורד אנשים מדברים בפרטי
אין לך על מי להוסיף מידע עומרי תשחרר

>>219671641
מה השם שלך אני אוסיף
עומרי לא מפרסם בשעות כאלו ואין לי שגיאות כתיב

עומרי עומרי עומרי יוסי עומרי עומרי עומרי יוסי יוסי ברגר עומרי עומרי יוסי ברגר יוסי יוסי יוסי עומרי ברגר וייצמן ברגר יוסי יוסי יוסי עומריוסי

וייצמן

>>219671656
הדרמות שהיה אתמול היה הדבר הכי מפגר ומבדר שהיה פה בשנים האחרונות

>>219671653
מי אתה תגיד לי קודם

>>219671682
למי אכפת מהשיט הזה אחד רוצה להזדיין עם טרנסית השני עם סודני חאלס כבר חבורה של סוטים

>>219671682
שולטי הצללים של ישר עומרי ג'וני ורודקיל...
שכולם פה מדברים הם יושבים בדיסקורד ההומואים שלהם וצוחקים עלינו
איך נפלנו