2019 era Greta Thunberg sex arse ordered

>>219699545
haha who’s this guy??

File: IMG_623.png (1.7 MB)

1.7 MB PNG

At the cafe, anyone want owt?

https://gigazine.net/gsc_news/en/20260303-age-verification-os/
I wonder if this would extend to stuff like Switch OS and PlayStation OS, or phones

any zoomers (16-29) want to suck my dick *pulls out dick*

got a script running to show a flashcard every 10 minutes so i can memorise facts for an exam that isn't scheduled for 2 months. yes i am on the spectrum

>>219699581
fit

>>219699579
johan hedberg

Watching Sammy Obeid

*surreptitiously googles Greta Thunberg's date of birth*

>>219699621
Sam Hyde?

>>219699633
Hairmogs me!

>>219699633
love these animals to bits

>>219699648
at least you are not a virgin

going to stop being cringe and have some alcohol
(today was planned alcohol day 2-3 days ago)

>>219699633
Great post
Love elephants me they are my favourite animal

>>219699670
How do you know?

anyone here believe in ghosts?

>>219699719
I believe in the holy ghost

>>219699719
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

all of these fake elephant lovers itt

>>219699689
i've lurked long enough to realise i'm the only genuine virgin here

>>219699765
sybau i fucked with elephants since the start

File: Screenshot_20240205_171320_Instagram.jpg (559 KB)

559 KB JPG

Trying to get the new South Korean flatmate to feel welcomed but she barely speaks English and it's difficult

Took her down the pub last night and got her drinking pints of mild so that's one success

>>219699782
ever shag her up the arse?

mad how when i first had sex, i was invited to a special club where we all meet up and laugh at non-sex havers and work out ways to systematically make their lives worse

>>219699582
god i wish i could grow a mustache. having to shave every other day just to hide shit patchy stubble is a humiliation ritual. why does it even bother growing if it wont grow enough to form something respectable?

the chubby one off this year's apprentice sex arse

>>219699779
yeah? genine elephant stan OG?

>>219699782
this would have done numbers on UK Bebo back in the day

>>219699802
pics?

>>219699782
i heard theyre all deeply mentally ill out there

File: 1754228469064364.jpg (84.4 KB)

84.4 KB JPG

>>219699765
>>219699779

>>219699802
cant be fucked with it this year. contestants have been awful for years, i dont even care about them enough to laugh at their failures

>>219699819
this was the thing I was talking about the other day

>>219699782
cook her a bacon sandwich, koreans love pork

>>219699797
Nope but the other housemate is actively trying

>>219699816
Could well be but she doesn't speak enough enough for me to figure that out

File: Screenshot 2026-03-04 115922.png (86 KB)

86 KB PNG

pinkie pie

right my underwear pongs

>>219699638
Nnno, out in the open and touring the states apparently m'lord

im a virgin

>>219699907
ktim

i'll fucking kill cunts

BORDER BETWEEN ENGLAND AND IRELAND

>>219699926
nah

any runtish men of slug-like forms in

>>219699907
alri dalai lama

>>219699943
time and place ya dog? i'll rip your fucking limbs off and beat you to death with them

>>219699947
more of a vile rodent like creature myself

need new shoes

will never ever EVER surrender to woke!!

I'm a chicken fucker

>>219699974
horse shoes

>>219699829
Okay?

england arent doing anything of value in the next world cup. shouldve been born scottish/welsh so i could live with 0 expectations whatsoever

>>219699947
yeah. he posted above ya

File: 1770530925126880.png (28.4 KB)

28.4 KB PNG

>i'll fucking kill cunts

>>219699981
keep fucking that chicken

Anyone want a sprite cranberry?

>>219699977
me when i go to bed

>>219699999
digits

>>219699999
checked

>posts a meme
>doesn't agree to meet me for a scrap
coward

>>219700026
im a lover not a fighter (and I dont even love anyone!)

>>219699992
not true this is the best team of irish and african immigrants we have ever assembled to represent England. I have faith our german manager will lead us to glory

>>219699926
only cunt you killed was ya mam's when you plopped out of it

it appears to be my destiny to be a fat layabout

poo

and you all wonder why youre virgins

>>219700040
sc

sir chicken fucker

File: poo.png (3.6 KB)

3.6 KB PNG

poo

>>219700040
talk about my mum cunt I'll stab ya nan

>>219700076
scr

at toil aren't I

>>219699981
you’re probably joking but i did consider doing that when i was a teen. mad to think my life probably would’ve been different if i'd had the courage

leftypol asking if the ketamine is vegan

>>219700082
don't know

>>219700037
domestic violence is going to reach historic levels this summer

File: 0_Screen-Shot-1976-02-23-at-174609-2675288478.jpg (36.2 KB)

36.2 KB JPG

>>219700084

>>219700064
only odious runtblatts demonfolx care about sex
NIGGER

malaysian zester on the prowl

>>219700080
only nan you stabbed was mad how poo peng gay porn

dont reply to me again

tempted to pack it all in, throw in the towel and that. nothing more I can do in this world

>>219700084
would not be admitting that to anyone ever

>>219700094
good post

>>219700040
SKINNER, THERE'S A FIRE IN YOUR KITCHEN!

Lost my virginity but couldn’t cum
In fact my willy almost went soft inside her

>>219700109
you can do loads
you haven't even exited the tutorial yet
time to keep fighting

>>219700109
calm down youre talking like a fag

>However, the Football Association has now confirmed that Fletcher, 18, was sent off for calling an opponent "gay boy" and that he has admitted the charge.
screaming

>>219700084
Only in Ohio bruh

I am yeah int I at toil

thinking about greek girls again

just intercepted a ballistic missile

>>219700145
Footies gone bloody woke

>>219699926
>>219700040
>>219700067
>>219700080
>>219700101
reddit

Help

Why is GCHQ raiding /brit/?

>>219700186
omnious post

Eating nigger shit

why do all iranians have the same hairstyle

>>219700175
With your fivehead?

can't help but notice that the right are far more obsessed with cuckoldry than the left are

it Wednesday *starts humping you*

letting AI do my job for me like a worthless runt

Rubbing cum on my belly and letting it dry

>>219700219
like a piggy cattle goy

File: IMG_6712.jpg (255.9 KB)

255.9 KB JPG

k den

>>219700186
I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!

>>219700214
>Those who can, do. Those who can’t, write.

>>219700245
Alri Yoda

rorkecounter update in t minus 20 minutes

>>219700237
I'm Welsh

>>219700237
Keep it on Reddit next time

>>219700255
sc

File: IMG_6713.jpg (1.2 MB)

1.2 MB JPG

>>219700267
k i will

>>219700273
bizarre

File: yuno1.gif (148.3 KB)

148.3 KB GIF

nth for Yuno

Rorke pissing in the kitchen sink and eating cheese at three in the morning

>>219700237
its opinions like this that kills culture

>>219700273
Thanks x

We at /brit/ are all Welsh

Jenna Ortega sex arse

>>219700276
'

>>219700287
hows your week been yunoposter

royal mail needs to get itself together

>>219700312
not amazing
been looking for a new gaff
how's yours

on the bog

summer /brit/ meetup in cymbrân!!!

we're all fae somewhere

sparking up something special

File: Screenshot_20260304-122535.png (644.7 KB)

644.7 KB PNG

This was 5 years ago? Wtf?!?!!

need to have my susan boyle moment

stabbed a grey alien to death outside iga

>>219700325
dull and pointless, will be pulling a UN and condemning it without actually doing anything to make it better

everyone having a good Ramadan so far?

Well then

>>219700353
You mean having a stroke?

File: 1772627191335999.jpg (146.2 KB)

146.2 KB JPG

>>219700363

>>219700328
Up the Ra

>>219700361
yeah much the same aside from the new house thing
must go outside and do things

:/

right well i'm not watching that

can't be good for you that

right

File: 1753817798049313.png (478.4 KB)

478.4 KB PNG

free poop tips and tricks

>>219700349
Funny thing is all the women protesting her murder would've been the same lefties ushing for covid lockdowns

Had she not broken those lockdown rules she wouldn't have been convinced she was guilty and got into the car.

get your fucking willy out for the ira

that lad's going to be shitting pancakes

right well im taking the 'poo' name off forever
time to say goodbye

>>219700368
ANAL BUM PARTY

might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day

File: brain.jpg (119.7 KB)

119.7 KB JPG

rorkes crib

Abducting women to play videogames with

>rorke
>mousey
>leftpol
>spaino
>cronem
>bradders image
SCREAMING
>porn images
>KLOP images
>porn images [Deleted]
>KLOP images [Deleted]
>Um
SCREAMING

File: yuno14.gif (499.2 KB)

499.2 KB GIF

Yuno lookng peng

>>219700443
why does a divorced man need a sofa that big? surely a single recliner is enough for him to drink beer and watch tv all day

scotland is mah hame

spanish prime minister pedro sanchez looks like the singer from alien ant farm

>>219700443
>rorke
>being married in the first place
nah mate

>>219700443
THE SORT OF MAN YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET A GF REALLY DOES EMBARASS ME JUST CANT DO IT

>>219700468
Some people have these things called family and friends mate. Sometimes they spend time with them in their homes even!

>>219700459
sexo

>>219700469
She's going to wake up miserable

>>219700459
That's a man

>>219700495
mine

>>219700474
It's señor Dirty to you

>>219700494
>Some people have these things called family
clearly not, hes divorced
>friends
that ruins my comment so refrain from saying it again

>>219700469
>ACTING LIKE SHES ON A MAD NIGHT OUT
>CHILD IN THE BACKGROUND MEANING ITS SOME FAMILY EVENT
>'NO DATE AGAIN THIS YEAR?'

>>219700474
Spaniards electing the most stereotypically named man they can find

I don't fancy anime girls but I do like rule34 of video game characters
Jill Valentine sex arse !!

Spaino mentioned

fucking dogs outside barking their heads off

>>219700525
thats hot

oppan gangnam style

spainers

File: 1771934369563873.jpg (38.9 KB)

38.9 KB JPG

>>219700525
>fucking dogs outside

did you know the ancient city of timbuktu has been under siege for 2 and a half years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Timbuktu

why havent we formally annexed benidorm and marbella yet?

>>219700525
forgot your vpn russmnong

>>219700539
i did not know that

File: 1755136814805025.mp4 (2.9 MB)

2.9 MB MP4

lesson for all the 'cels here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXGJMkeEVc

Incel meltdown

>>219700542
we have gibraltar and malta instead but no one realises it

>>219700557
ktim

>>219700539
I don't know that I give a fuck

>>219700559
67

>>219700517
Need a John Smith to get this country back on track, a name you can trust

>>219700469
>the right hates this
I don't think anybody cares mate.

>>219700559
to get a job at a mental asylum and have sex with insane women in stupor (joke post but dont let me work with the insane)

weird how gangstalking is basically just a thing that only english and american people seem to deal with

>>219700559
it really is this easy

>>219700591
new first world country legend just dropped

>>219700559
Just got to do all of those things and maybe, just maybe, a woman may glance in my direction

File: dementedcutie.png (97.8 KB)

97.8 KB PNG

NEED TO GO TO LEFTWING PROTESTS TO MEET GIRLS

>>219700559
chance would be a fine thing

>>219700559
what's wrong with being under 5'8?
>t. 5'7 hobbit

>>219700559
Only briefly glanced at the thumbnail and though this was Tim

>>219700597
me when me when I tell normies about killing all the grey squirrels (the fluoride drinkers think this post is about something else)

>>219700559
he has 'laughs at your racist jokes in the break room then reports you to the manager' physiognomy

>>219700616
you should go to stonehenge in solstice then

>>219700620
Need to twinkmaxx but also avoid the benders

>>219700620
wee aussie fella haha
*rubs your head*

>>219700620
cute

>>219700632
Very specific Rorke

wish I still had my stash of illegal firearms. I'd fucking massacre cunts

I have a feeling that anti-AI feelings will be only held by Gen Z and older, and anyone younger than that will see no problem with robots creating all the arts
Bit like 1984 innit, you have the main character Winston who remembers a time before the dictatorship but meanwhile all the children are fully suckered in because they don't know anything else

>>219700559
kill all neurotypicals

>>219700652
Concerning post

um

>>219700655
>>219700655
>>219700655
new

rorke practising his yo gotti voice in the mirror

>>219700636
>>219700637
>>219700640
UwU :3

>>219700616
stupid bitch

>>219700652
Bro thinks he's playing gmod rp

>>219700620
that must be the minimum height to get a gf. me and you don't need to bother

>>219700559
5'3. DONT EVEN BOTHER LOOKING GIRLS IN THE EYE WHEN THEY'RE SERVING ME IN THE SHOP ANYMORE

>>219700469
Nothing says genuine happiness like filming it so you can post a video strawmanning your imaginary opponent

what's the fucking point

>>219700654
1984 is when starmer says im not allowed to kill people that walk slowly in busy streets

average clogwog post that

>>219700621
kek same. thought he'd finally conked it

>>219700669
typical clogshitter post

I'm 6'1 but might get 3 inch shoe lifts to look down on the masses

having an autistic meltdown

>>219700669
That looks so retarded
Do people actually jerk off to that?
Lmfao

>>219700687
agreed. we should just become rapists instead

used to read r/short but they wouldn't let you post there if you were over 5'6"

Didn't know CHVCHES are a Scottish band
Another Scottish musical success story

File: 1628471859499.gif (1.9 MB)

1.9 MB GIF

>>219700731

i browse r/shortguys even though i'm not short just because i hate women and want to see examples of them being evil

>>219700652
what the UM

I wank to women and hate women

>>219700770
leftypol in tears copy/pasting his not all muslims pasta

>>219700779
i also do this, but im not sure why

>>219700779
ktim

I hate women so much that I only wank to trannys

I want to women and hate women too

>short bloke, UK
haha midget, incel, vf living in his smelly childhood bedroom
>short bloke, Australia
based!, omg :3, cute, gwan lad!

genuinely despise all of you freaks

>>219700809
>I want to women
alri grug

sir cat berg

right time to leave the smelly incel lair
*scurries around the streets on all fours*

I jerk off to horses
and rape

>>219700779
he's literally me

>>219700825
good post

>>219700827
*calls pest control*

>>219700831
toby no

>>219700834
ty :3

I mean consensual rape

>>219700831
This is not allowed

File: Ian_Watkins_(2010)_(cropped).jpg (76.5 KB)

76.5 KB JPG

/brit/ mourns the loss of Welsh rock legend Ian Watkins

>>219700854
odd post

Just nuke Iran already ffs. I was supposed to fly through Dubai on March 1 and now my March 7 flight has been canceled

He said consensual rape to be fair

>>219700850
>>219700860
>>219700864
youre mad

sir eddie izzard

>>219700877
pawasite

>>219700825
need a cat asap. depressed, lonely, and want to kill myself, but if i had a cute cat to put on my lap and pet then id probably be happy

why does it always poo on me

>>219700869
iranian women are sex

>>219700869
sc

>>219700869
Get it up you

>>219700869
Calm down yank deano, big Don will get it sorted

Least bloodthirsty yank

>>219700869
Loooool go fuck yourself deano

depressed

kris statlander sex arse

>>219700936
why lad

>>219700944
depressed

little happy go lucky mini bruce in a kangaroo pouch

poo scheiße

File: 1749745406108472.jpg (97.3 KB)

97.3 KB JPG

they're taking the hobbits to isengard

when a Jamaican tells me what buttons on a panel are active: >>219700936

mammy, you gorrae get me aff this muck

>>219700894
>>219700894
>>219700894
New

>>219700977
stop that

Hate social media, hate 'scrolling'

>>219700944
fat virgin with a small cock and a dead dad

>>219700984
me when ive got to pick up the dragon dildo from the store

reckon theyre gonna slot Matt Walsh soon

>A container ship has been struck by an “unknown projectile” in the Strait of Hormuz, according to the UK’s Maritime Trade Operations centre.
>unknown
Not gonna be a rock now is it

>>219700977
>/int/

me my house *is filled with tomato soup*

>>219701006
that's not good
hope u feel better soon x

>>219701006
Which part is the worst?

>>219701006
Could be worse, you could be a small virgin with a dead cock and a fat da!

tung tung tung sahur

File: 1754159424322423.jpg (11.3 KB)

11.3 KB JPG

>>219701006

>>219701081
s

>>219701087
based

everyone saving their posts for the new then

tiktok either shows me big nate/calvin and hobbes slideshows or vids of the missile strikes in iran/israel. i love short form content

I'm on the Nofap.

poo

there you are rorke son
you can make it now

>>219701127
why

>>219701140
>>219701140

>>219701137
>>219701137
>>219701137

>>219701142
Never question me