What would a Belgian be doing in France

>>219705593
Southern France is nice for vacation

>>219705495
I thought only countries spermed by Turks had such toilets

I thought this was only a thing in SEA/China

>>219705495
they need more polish plumbers to install proper toilets

Funfact - This is the healthiest way to dump!

>>219706060
How do us this without taking off my pants

No need to clean the seat when people just have to clean their trousers. Imagine... ugh... spending money to hire people... argh.... even just to clean toilets.
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>>219705653
Hope you don't do U-turns in the fucking middle of the fucking road like I've seen two Belgians do in the span of a week, again today. Where did you retards learn to drive?!

serious question: when i shit i also piss. so how do i not piss on my pants around my ankles when squatting? do have have to ALSO hold my dick down while performing an acrobatic shit??

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>>219705495
this is the real humiliation ritual
>>219706107
what kind of toilet doesn't require you to remove your pants?

>>219706409
I mean removing pants entirely from your body

>>219705495
ah brings me back when i was freezing my ass in the cold winter of '98 and having to squat on this during break at school

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>>219706489
i made a drawing for you so you can understand

>>219706409
Toilet seats are cleaner than your smatphone screen or computer keyboard. Buttcheeks come in contact with basically nothing except your pants for 99% of the population, and in the case of a Western-style toilet it is cleaned absolutely every day by janitors.

>>219707438
ah yes, that's why every public toilet seat has shit smeared on it: because they're so clean.

>>219705495
First time shitting in a REAL toilet, boy?
>>219705682
Japanese have this too, spirit of Turan o algo

>>219707688
I think that's more about America's sharting problem rather than toilet design

>>219707438
are you woman? have you seen male public toilets?

>>219706803
I nearly fell over when i tried to shit like that. I had to remove my pants

Unless you see shit smeared on the seat for some reason, there’s no reason not to sit on it. I don’t touch the back of my legs then put it in my mouth, and I usually take a shower when I come home. I just realized the toilet paper in the seat thing was a waste of time.

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>>219706404
don't pull them down to your ankles but up to your knees

>>219705495
tbf, i'd rather shit into an uncleaned 3rd world squatter than into an uncleaned normal toilet

>>219708763
I will try but I'am afraid that all my inventory will drop to the floor when I try it

>>219705495
I never undertood why our reststops didn't have normal toilets.

>>219709404
plus facile a nettoyer je pense

>>219705495
I've never shat in one but toilet seats are vile, I'd rather squat desu

>>219708259
It's because your butt is too big and heavy.

Kwab, looks like a bosnian os serbian toillets.

>>219709763
yes

>>219705495
Not even a jeet but honestly I'd rather shart in the woods behind the gas station than in a gas station bathroom.

>>219706803
first OC on /int/ this year

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I have a squatty potty to emulate this

Cleanest way to shit - no part of your body is in contact with the filthy toilet seat.

Biomechanically, its the optimal way to shit - your poo comes out much easier.

Weeds out all the fatties like OP who cant support their own bodyweight when squatting.

>>219708801
just keep it a bit below your knees then
most importantly, keep the ass box of the pants well above the feet because you will be pissing between your feet

>>219706803
kek

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>>219706366
>U-turns in the fucking middle of the fucking road

>>219705925
It's a thing in Italy too

>>219706803
Based

>>219713794
Thanks for the tips!

>>219714328
fuck left it on

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>>219705495
I once tried that in Nature and it's the nastiest and weirdest thing I've done. Had to burn the toiletpaper too. Like get a fucking chair or something, ffs what's wrong with people

>>219714686
Fat people will break these

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>>219705495
Honestly, I wish this was the standard for public toilets. It's healthier and more hygienic. People would get used to it eventually.

>>219705495
fucking kek didn't know french were so disgusting

>>219713951
why?

>>219705495
Vietnamese influence

>>219706803
how do you get your dick to bend perfectly straight down, I'd be pissing all over my shoes and pants

>>219706803
画伯爆誕...

>>219716598
t. Patel

>>219705593
Belgians have to travel to Paris at least once in a lifetime and touch the Eiffel tower or they go to Belgian hell

>>219705495
Thank god this isnt the common toilet, imagine having to squat everytime you have to shit by squatting awkwardly and trying to prevent your legs from giving up and making you fall. Whoever created this montrosity has severe mental illness

>>219720310
Fl*nd*rs is Belgian hell.

>>219707438
>Toilet seats are cleaner than your smatphone screen or computer keyboard.
is not about being clean or not... the toilets seats are more likely to give HPV than your fucking smartphone screen or computer keyboard