Alri

>>219709569
telling on yourself with how angry you got here

Camadaanon im watching Welcome to Night Vale, are you mad?? do you have ae boner?

not scared of anything except pretty girls

DAVID TENT BEDSHITS

yes dr who gf is real, no she isn't in the room with me right now

not using the mentally ill anime gimp edition

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The runt pen

I have a healthyish appetite for some knowledge.

>>219709614
say what you will but youre the cuck not jerking off to try and help yourself, and turning out any point about going out and finding actual bitches. best of luck in life you lost dog, I dont give a fuck. do better tho

biscuits said 1.25 and when I when to pay the self service till said 1.90
paki security guard went looking for the little paki lady who is allowed to change prices at checkout
all the while I'm standing there with a queue behind me, looking like mong (I suppose I always do)
she makes me walk back to where I found the biscuits and show her the price
changes the price on the till
all the while she hasn't said a single word to me
yes, I saved this blogpost for the new
yes, I ate my 300 gram biscuit packet in under 10 minutes

>>219709641
my incel flat is a state but can't imagine ever getting to that stage

>>219709641
mad how people don't tidy up ain't hard is it

>>219709641
This was me when i was 15 and pushing 2700 in WoW 3s

>>219709664
leftypols idol

Excited to try the Sildenafil but also a bit nervous! Haha.
I think I'll just test it on my nightly wank tonight before I try it to shag the missus x

rorke declining when the opportunity when margot robbie drunkenly throws herself on him saying it's because he's a gentleman but really it;s because he's saving himself for the roastie he's been crushing on since they were in nursery together and still never made a move

>>219709635
>no she isn't in the room with me right now
knew it

>>219709646
>jerking off
foy

>>219709648
which biscuits?

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Holy cringe

>>219709648
Boring, boring boring blogggg post
Boring, boring boring blogggg post
Boring, boring boring blogggg post
And the mong goes blogging
On
On
On!

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true, Night Vale radio reporter, there are negative numbers, so there cant be ""0" is nothing", and i there are negative numbers, which there are, then zero isnt "nothing"

>>219709680
its good, you're just unnaturally hard without the horny and it feels kinda weird but its fun

>>219709641
>>219709668
Yh makes me feel better about mine

Bets have placed.

>>219709690
prefer not to say

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What is it with normies and panic buying?

dr who gf likes x files, she should talk about that instead

>>219709641
this is the kind of mess that's satisfying to clear up. it's just black bagging everything in sight. if it was proper gunk on the surfaces id understand leaving procrastinating but come on get a grip

>>219709710
>you're just unnaturally hard without the horny
I thought it only worked with arousal?

The MacBook Neo is just a MacBook for NEET Incels then?

having a wnak

>>219709692
left wing nationalism is so cringe

>>219709692
Watched that how to get to heaven from Belfast recently and the subtitles say Irish but isn't it just Irish Gaelic? So it should just say Gaelic, Irish isn't a language right?

true, Canada or my brain (there is no difference), cant let my guard down even though Night Vale is shit, it could still be manipulation, as it were 10 years ago, as it was 5, as it was last time, it is today
kissu! kissu u!

>>219709731
Why are they panicking?

>>219709668
how do you have a flat as an incel

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A toast to our incelflats!

>>219709741
it only works with a bit of stimulation, so its like idely playing with your knob when your bored but suddenly you're at maximum hardness.

>>219709762
Yeah because Rorke is proving himself to be so patriotic lately

might never have a girlfriend lads

>>219709641
Saw that story earlier, really depressing.

I think I'm going to buy that new Pokemon game where you build a town or whatever

>>219709692
andrew callahan is fucking cringe

>>219709735
Got the entire xfiles on a memory stick me

>>219709759
it's for nostalgia freaks

simply must find myself a new incel house

hey do you think you could match up to Canadian boys, do you think you are Canadian, a Canadian boy, do you think you could match up to them, do you think you could match up to Canadians, do you think you are as cute as Canadians, do you think you could be my Canadian boy, even though you are not Canadian, is that what you think, do you think that?

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>>219709790
Huzzah

>>219709791
Blimey. Would you recommend just testing it on a wank first?

>>219709782
Because of the war petrol prices have suddenly gone up, so that means you have to rush to your nearest petrol station and queue for two hours to fill up because that's what everyone else is doing.

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the tunez

in my incel rented room

>>219709787
i have an incel job to pay for my incel flat

>>219709796
contrarian reply made for the sake of replying

>>219709692
brits out pakis in

wish i could move into a studio but the only ones round here are hovels not trendy ones. feels like a waste to have 2 bed for 1 incel

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>>219709735
S7E11

do you think I could put you in my trauma or trigger situations so I could record you so when I obsess over them I could fall in love with you, could I do that to you? can I do that so you can be my Canadian?

trying a pop eyes

>>219709838
big tunes

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>>219709838
Patrician taste, Time Tourist is one of my favourite albums of all time, Electro Soma 1+2 are great too.

>I need you out of business sunshine.
Hardly a normal thing to say to your dentist neighbour.

>>219709862
my pc lives in my second bedroom and i also wank in there a lot
kinda a gooncave but not fully committed to the gooning lifestyle

>>219709833
does your girl know you're trying it?

>>219709834
You mean the 8 week Special Combat Operation?

>>219709693
got two (you)s, so clearly not

>>219709648
was she fit

are you jerking off Canada? you havent replied to me in 10 seconds so I think that you are. are you Canadian? are you jerking off to this? I love you

>>219709900
I don't think Iran will surrender easily so it'll take a while

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>>219709800
Yeah was grim, not even sure where he sleeps here

>>219709881
Was disappointed when I tried it TBF.
Maybe if I sat in and perused the menu properly it would have been better.
Not quite "the shiznet"

the bulls are about to play

>>219709897
No

genuinely cba leaving this gaff
fucking evil what landbarons do

>>219709946
then yeah do a test wank so you know how long it takes etc

>>219709940
kill yourself you weird fucking freak

>>219709800
You'd think a staple of british television like Bradley Walsh would be at least able to afford a cleaner.

>you are just pro-
plap plap plap plap plap you are my boyfriend plap plap plap plap my boyfriend plap plap plap no cheating plap

>>219709940
City bulls are about to play.
Chelsea bulls are bout to play.
Tottenham bulls? Shhh. Please be mindful, they're sleeping.

why cant the US department of War only drop their bombs on people who litter

>>219709800
Not really just another set of bad parents wanting free money

>>219709680
I've had it a few times to combat performance anxiety, I had the lowest dose, 25mg. I think the first two times I took it, it did fuck all, I think I took it too close to a meal, but fuck me when I took it right it worked even on the low dose. It doesn't make you aroused, it's more like if you get slightly aroused your dick is at 110% hardness, never seen my wilbur so big. The downside is that it's harder to cum, and everything looks slightly blue, also can make your face/eyes a bit red.

mousey on one

>>219709989
junkie

>>219709921
nah
didn't see much of her, what with her being so small and wearing some sort of headdress
looked about 50

>>219709937
it's okay. most of the weird yank fast foods are just meh i tend to find

>>219709641
>>219709668
>>219709715
>>219709670
>>219709800
>>219709931
it's not even that bad
grow up

>>219710006
nah im invincible (and youre probably mad/envious btw, you are in danger)

Yeah?

There's a cute ethnic girl at chess club and l'm trying to figure out if she's some kind of muslim or what

>>219709990
nice one crodie

>>219710035
you're pushing 30 and have a lisp

where do you watch football? for me it's camel live , rojadirecta and multicanais

>>219710009
>>219710010
have you seen the one with the green flag
i miss him

>>219709993
>couple divorce, mother gets custody
>the son has autism and other issues
>mother becomes a complete alchie
>house is a cesspit, son has to fend for himself
>father can't get in contact, has to social services
>eventually mother dies of sepsis and cancer in the house
>son blames himself for her death even though his mother was an addict waste of space who didn't look after him

>>219710046
probably indian, they love chess

>>219710040
the govenment fears me
>>219710053
you want to fuck me btw, not that I care and im done with the conversation. just wanted to say

No big deal really we're just trying to bring about biblical armageddon x

>>219710075
melty!

>>219710056
the runt & spacker by myself

haven't seen one of the neighbours in a while, hoping she's dead

>>219710068
Yeah have a read about why the dad didn’t get any custody of his son. Like I said a pair of bad parents

>>219709585
Iconic

>>219710072
no she's lighter than lndian but has a thing always covering her hair

>>219710085
In true anglo fashion

>>219709940
Bellingham's got his big bendy baton braced

>>219710064
reckon you drove them(?) to suicide x

...im bull... baka!

>>219710068
netflix original when

Sir Rosenior speaking
https://youtu.be/WBFYqev5yGA

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>>219710125
no i'm nice to him
the other one won't reply to me at all though because they think i called them boring

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fucker made me look the x-files scene again

making first post with my new IPHONE 16, that came with the new AIRPODS 4, on the SAFARI browser

>>219710131
why do you keep asking me this

>>219710090
You're fucked as a father, they'll let drug addict mothers get custody over the father

Pissing in the sink -- where else would I do it?

>>219710140
xx

>>219710153
hi Sweden do you have a cute sister that needs marriage...

honestly convince that zeidy is on some new medication that drastically reduces his obsessions

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always the showman

>>219710153
Pro Max right? You didn't get the... budget option?

sir rosenior speaking
luh ziedy peeking

>>219710163
if they didn’t want me to wee in it why’d they go make it the perfect willy height
>>219710173
nh
>>219710193
ofc

I like the Bjorn accent, the norway accent is so fit

>>219710163
That can causes blockages over time, sink drains aren't made to deal with urine and crystals can form.

>>219709888
Phenomenal album too. Never managed to find that sound again in that genre (idm/techno I think)

>>219710180
based and redpilled praise kek shadilay

>>219709846
no pussy no work

>>219709994
>The downside is that it's harder to cum, and everything looks slightly blue, also can make your face/eyes a bit red.
I don't mind finding it harder to cum because I don't last too long usually anyway. Blue vision is a bit scary, how long does that last?

>>219710155
he's a nonce fantasizing about us wanking as tweens

>>219710204
>nh
damn, sucks
I like your horses

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deary deary me

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>>219710211

>>219710205
been told we sound goofy
>>219710234
like me horses too

>>219710140
sometimes just need to have a break from it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPKCUATU_m8

do NOT let mousey near horses.

made a nice potato and spinach curry

>>219710239
More like black shield

>>219710241
Scr

>>219710211
wagwarn boss 6 wings and chips deal 4 tenders and a ka safe

>>219710209
There's nothing that Mr. Muscle cannot fix ;) ;)

>>219710155
little known fact, it's heatherpaedo

mental how quickly maga have just become outright neocons
proof that the only anti-establishment perspective is one bolstered by scientific socialism

>>219710258
bender food

>>219710239
Big Benis haha

>>219710239
's over

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>>219710241

>>219710239
>bennis of the brown
majority of bennies is going to the brown, yes

3pms strutting it around the highstreet
Bellingham brought his big bright brown binoculars

just seen the neighbour digging a hole in the garden, wonder what he's putting in there

>>219710239
benis the brown :DD

>>219710239
read this as mr bean

>>219710274
how so

>>219710239
a black knight called 'sir benis'?
taking the fucking piss

>>219710162
I know that but he also was not a good dad

can't have a gf me, I'm allergic

>>219710289
hes burying plastic bags to make oil beneath the pressure blanket when it decomoses it becomes methane gas

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high quality catberg

>>219710258
Send the recipe x

>>219710288
sir bellingham approaching the subject and performing an in field clapper examination

>>219710279
nothign wrong with being a bender is there

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>>219709890

25mg viagra down the hatch x

>>219710324
hows horse

>>219710210
Yeah it's IDM/ambient techno. There's some slightly similar warp stuff like Speedy J, but nothing quite B12.

should probably have a shower, really can't be bothered

>>219710068
yep that happens but it is the womans fault, they can become quite manipulative too. the woman sets up that situation where they can manipulate their children however

>>219710211
that's my exact setup

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rorke on a mad one

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crodie not gonna tek no mo
crodie gonna give back to da community ahlie

>>219709890
extremely funny that simply being around a schizo is enough to draw their ire. Even if you're doing totally normal things.

>>219710216
It's not completely blue, just for me everything had a very slight blue tint which I noticed initially and then forgot about.

>>219710332
he's going to show the german tourists what london phone boxes are for

So is this Iran thing a war or a special military operation or a 'police action' or what

>>219710370
LOL gammondem think he can legislate his way into sum pussy

heatherpaedo and ziedy beginning their nightly courting ritual

>>219710376
reform voters cumming in their pants at this model minority

been sitting here staring at my laptop for about four hours

>>219710332
ziedy approaching bellingham in the showers
he's rubbing cream on it mhm
ziedy getting down on his knees

>>219710376
you cant say its a bad thing when they do this even though the crips gang in America gives back to the community. so do pimps. but in the UK this is them helping the country, or you cant get mad when they do retarded shit

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luv women me

>>219710339
Just don't have near it a meal otherwise it won't work

>>219710376
he gon build up enouff karma to start tekkin' again
tekkin' katy's cherry

>>219710393
it's terrorism

>>219710412
prefer a blokes smooth bottom

>>219710339
cor get someone or something shagged

>>219710407
:/

>>219710412
bet i love them more

>>219710412
that's a bug

>>219710421
hello achmed

>>219710376
LOL

>>219710412
10 body 4 face

>>219710376
Good for him, I hope he sorts his life out (he won't)

Gonna make a potato spinach curry

>>219710329
onion
garlic
added a chilli pepper for a bit of heat
salt
spices were just what i had so ginger, mustard seeds, cardamom, curry leaves, lime leaves, cinnamon, turmeric
baby new potatoes
coconut milk
simmer for 20-25 mins
spinach and a bit of butter at the end

>>219710393
officially its a Special Combat Operation until demands are met

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>>219710339
lucky lad, what's his name?

hey whats up guys it's me mutahar and today i want to talk about naan

it is simply imperative that we have persian onlyfans and gay bars in tehran, sorry

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>>219710432
ziedy rubbing cream on it mhmm x

sarcastic homophobic post

>>219710441
whites can be terrorists too, timothy

everything will be okay
j fucking k

>>219710412
shall start wanking to some WMAF porn

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>>219710412
she's fit

name?

>>219710464
Dont forget usury and feminism x

i watch the footy with the commentary off and beethoven on

>>219710467
i wasn't even joking

Jude Bellendingham

thinking of a racism

>>219710466
He's such a grim little person

>>219710464
I do personally want to see more halal babes on the Onlyfans

wanking to the football

Asian women actually are good and also women can be controlled (changed)

will need to have a wank tonight cant be fucked like

mad how I'm 30 and still live with my parents

>>219710471
you'll never be a woman

i think the n word every time i see one of them in my cornish village
what are they even doing here

>>219710482
timmy’s crush

angela white is 41

arse anal lose today

>>219710521
tourettes victims can be anywhere with a landline, atm, and a post box, in order to get the bennies

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he's off his food

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https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/poo%20for%20tea/country/gb/filter/text/

I mean women can be made to fix their behaviours

gyokeres should have gone to united
>>219710521
so many of them in truro now

Bellingham in front of the house of commons showing Katy what London phone boxes are really for
"I've got my own big ben"

>>219710564
can you?

>>219710546
eats with spoon normally does he

>>219710553
who's this dashing young man

>>219710573
falmouth is worse it's like little nairobi

>>219710583
well I wasn't going to let it go to waste now was I

>>219710581
leave it to Ziedy, yeah?

might start cutting my wrists again

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>>219710437
it's a rare indigenous Asian Russki phenotype

>>219710437
>>219710448
>>219710427
homos

shitting out my arse

>>219710581
LOL
sup crodie
wish that was us getting bashed x

whats it like being a constituent of starmer. whats the security like when you visit his office

Thus, early in the novel we have its most quoted passage, words which Raspail places into the mouth of a young revolutionary come to torment an emeritus professor of French literature on the eve of the fleet’s landing:

> "Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful oak door."

This quote is always presented without context, and I’d always taken it to be a warning, but the revolutionary who utters it means it as a taunt. He glories in the fact that the horde will erase every trace of Western civilization. The cultural wealth accumulated over thousands of years of history and tradition will be broken down and burned, leaving nothing behind but rubble and ashes, to be gawped at by historyless fellaheen who comprehend nothing of the ruins they inhabit, and do not care that they do not comprehend. To the broken mind of this revolutionary, such an annihilation is liberation. He is unable to see his own culture as anything but a biological crime.

>>219710592
that's because of the university. best not to think about it.

do you like your sandwiches cut into triangles or rectangles?
i prefer triangles, makes it taste better

been watching a new youtuber a lot lately and I can now conceptualize what I believe her pussy tastes like, mild but with a warm familiarity that grows on you

>>219710592
you sure those aren't just students

love the peace and quiet me

I just wish mum and dad would take me on their trips to Jamaica, but they're insistent on their alone time :(

mad how they ruin every area they move to

for me it's pstream.mov

tucking into a mild yet familiar growler

>>219710604
she's fit
is that a bird you're talking to paddyshagger

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I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

>>219710602
don't do that you'll burn in hell just like gays

>>219710620
>>219710625
some are, some arent
dont care dont want them here

>>219710633
LOL

found the lucky last xanny, thank FUCK

>>219710629
racist dogwhistle

>>219710638
oi thats me mum's fanny

>>219710635
they're fucking vile
i live in a village and there's only a few of them here but I've noticed more of them just milling about lately.
very fucking weird.

>>219710629
based
hardly even turn on the telly these days
just sit in silence

>>219710646
Mad how all I can do is look at women online or irl but I'm never in a situation where it could lead to romance.

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>>219710600
>>219710606

>>219710661
*keeps noshing and gives you the middle finger*

eating a woman's vagin with a knife and fork after i killed her and skinned her

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who's going?

>>219710675
administering quicktap to ziedy's arse x

Time to grow up and admit John Lennon was cool

>US secures Venezuelan oil
>Invades Iran
>Energy and fuel prices going to skyrocket during a cost of living crisis

And Rorke still thinks the US are an ally

saw one doing amazon deliveries in a relatively new jag
boggles the mind

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gherkin rn
https://vocaroo.com/1b1LsWbMphw8

>>219710705
You can by oil from us at a fair price x

>>219710081
Sumfin to do init x

little afghan fellow does my amazon deliveries
turns up in a massive white van and speaks a million miles an hour in completely broken english
literally do not know how they get hired.

outer/int/ really is a cesspit

need to quit drinking and doing drugs and shagging whores and just being a degenerate overall, but i ain't about no jesus shit u dig?

>>219710696
Celebs will never get a penny from me

entering my fucking starving but have no food in the house era

>>219710696
is that Olly Murs in the centre

>>219710742
CWLTSHC

>>219710710
Meaningless, povvos and foreigners love pretending to be rich to impress other povvos and foreigners even though they're spending most of their monthly income on car finance.

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hype

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>>219710736
Every knee will bow x

>>219710640
Дa (she's teaching me Russian)

>>219710705
We should be completely immune becuase the majority of energy in the UK comes from renewables but for some fucking reason the price is tied to oil

>>219710773
She'll want to marry you to get citizenship and then will immediately divorce you and disappear.

>>219710696
can't stand that twat on the right
the type to unironically post things like 'transphobes can catch these hands'

>>219710771
every tongue in god's anus

>>219707817
What is wrong with Finns

>>219710722
Bellingham brandishing his big black british bendy baton
Katy girl is lost for words
She just stares at di s-curve
"Das di powa of irish diaspora"

>>219710736
open a step 2

>>219710624
Rubes?

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i aint prayed for these baguettes i prayed for better days

>>219710750
yh

>>219710774
because capitalism

odds pop to the shop
evens firm it and eat tomorrow

>>219710806
LOL

>>219710860
post bare willy outside the underwear now

finished Resident Evil 9 and wanked to Claire

>>219710546
corr good kittingtonshire diss wun

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>>219710860

that's a big fanny

would love to kill this troon poster in the most painful way possible

*starts giving backshots to a lad in the thread*

>>219710888
CWLTSHC

>>219710862
LOL
ziedy admiring the baton x
he loves the way it bends mhm

>>219710888
imagine hitting her with a WWE spear through that window

>>219710894
it's insane that you think you have the right to complain about any poster at all with your flag. you don't belong here and should sling your hook

>>219710890
POV: you looking in the mirror

a succulent Chinese sex arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYTXtJxoDJA


Educate yourself

>>219710920
OHMYDAYZ done him

*observes the post count and starts sweating*
...sorry, what were you saying?

going to have such a lovely long sleep tonight
i'm hydrated and i've eaten good food and i'm aggressively tired

>>219710952
Based

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>>219710922
my Chinese gf
only problem is she stopped coming to chess club and is only my gf in my imagination
but I think about her every day

>>219710939
no he didnt. that was a really bad joke