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Brits create Mutts, Mutts eat Brits. Jews inherit the middle east - edish
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>>219716471
the bill
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>>219716476
gay!
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Got called a cracker at KFC
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just yorned
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>>219716471
scared of these things
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>>219716517
alri sleepy knickers
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not right what they did to the red man
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got the Duruflé on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anVnucalGSw
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>>219716525
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squaws playing violin
just not on
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why is gingerpedo allowed to breathe oxygen
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>>219716558
woke wants to tell me she didn't just hop the border
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>>219716550
oh it's you
that's yanks back on the filter then
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>>219716540
everything he's wearing on the left came from europeans
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resi bros, we won
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>>219716578
Capcom have been coming out with banger after banger since resi 7
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>>219716567
yes, i stole your reaction video. no i wont apologize.
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am i to make the curry all in one pan? using my largest and don't think it'll suffice
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not tired anymore for some reason
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>>219716628
what curry you making?
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>>219716628
don’t know
depends on the curry
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Drinking water
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>>219716599
I love Grace
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The new 'aspianReport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TZuhNixNk
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>>219716648
Sparkling or still
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>>219716648
I find that very hard to believe
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>>219716654
Shes up there but shes no ada wong
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work in cyber security me, cant imagine working a normal job
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>>219716657
still
>>219716661
you better start believing
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Arguing with fellow retards on the internet
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>>219716648
rorkian, leftypol would never
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going bed
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>>219716681
What's it like, I thought about going to college for it
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>>219716648
bad idea
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leftypol btfo
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work in nothing me, cant imagine working a job
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Matlock Bath is a village and civil parish in Derbyshire, England. It lies in the Derbyshire Dales, south of Matlock on the main A6 road, and approximately halfway between Buxton and Derby. The population of the civil parish at the 2011 census was 753.[2] Originally built at the head of a dead-end dirt road running along the valley of the River Derwent from Matlock, the settlement developed in the 19th century as residential and a spa town which remains a tourist destination. The steep hillside restricts development, with most buildings on one side of the valley and only footbridges across the river. The road was upgraded, becoming a through-way, now designated A6, avoiding the previous coaching road approach to Matlock from Cromford over very steep hills near to the Riber plateau area.[3]
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>>219716701
scream
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>>219716672
grace is cute, i want to protect her from bullies
i want ada to protect me from bullies
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rorke btfo
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>>219716718
dont care
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>>219716701
kid was always a dumb fuck
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Join my discord, we always have a laugh and its a great community
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>>219716703
sweet dreams
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powers beyond my control and comprehension have been put in place to systematically ruin my life at every turn
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>>219716737
Matlock Bath, viewed from the Heights of Abraham
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listening to music from the late 2000s
take me back
please
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>>219716753
more dramatic than a soap opera you are
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is it bad i just used my toenail scissors which I just used to cut open my packet of Asda salted caramel Hot cross buns
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Cable Cars high above the A6 road and the River Derwent
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>>219716540

Don't give the black man food, give red man liquor
Red man fool, black man nigga
Give yellow man tool, make him railroad builder
Also give him pan, make him pull gold from river
Give black man crack, glocks and things
Give red man craps, slot machines
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Big fan of msg in my food
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British niggas be like ‘right then, I’m gonna give your nut a right thumping’
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See men be like "My boss is giving me a hard time"
but women be like "This bitch tryna DESTROY ME"
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>>219716782
i'm terrified of heights you couldn't pay me to ride that
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Amazes me how British politicians pretend to be offended by everything. Remember when corbyn got outed for being ‘antisemetic’ bit of a joke really
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arms hurt like fuck
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I wonder what other parts of the UK have cable carts
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Got the plonker pulled, got the piss taken
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>>219716799
Kiwi niggas be all "kia ora Dylan wanna go fur sem fush en chips bru?"
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If I was in charge I wouldn’t sent the immigrants back, I’d just integrate them better. I’d sit on my throne and have them walk in and talk to me and if I like them they get citizenship on the spot
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>>219716708
getting paid to hack things is fun but its becoming more glowie than ever, i'd say 50% of work is government related
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGScySZZmw
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>>219716851
don't see why this wouldn't work
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Saw a homeless African man and woman in my small nz town the other day. Things are changing
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>so rorke, i heard you have some strong opinions on the irish people, care to them?
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all women should be worshipped
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>>219716821
The Corbyn fit up was disgusting
They tried to do the same shit to Farage but it's gone nowhere
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>>219716893
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
Turn and face the strange
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if the proto doesn't text me within 4 hours i'm killing myself, or at least going to the bottleshop and making a pass at the somewhat inappropriately too young for me girl who works there
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>>219716918
this women is amazing, they're so pretty and fun
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>>219716907
Pallas Athena...
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>>219716938
keep it in your pants
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>>219716758
>Matlock Bath, viewed from the Heights of Abraham

Phrase worthy to put the bible mk 2
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>america losing popularity due to chuddism
>american pr department invents a real life anime girl
w
wtf? i love america now!
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>>219716927
I can’t see why she wouldn’t message you. You sound lovely…
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>>219716957
are you that weirdo who takes pics of interracial couples
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whatever happened to that stereotype that if you drive a large pickup truck then you have a small penis?
bring that stereotype back immediately because i'm sick of the tailgaiting view-blocking cunts every day on the road
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My proto messages me straight away and I make her wait because I’m that nigga
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>>219716968
it's a joke you wanker lighten up
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>>219716978
the people who say that are themselves obsessed with their small penises
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oh dear Lord i should not have put thai chiles in this
>>219716640
potato n spinach
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>>219716893
>Saw a homeless African man and woman in my small nz town the other day.
But enough about your family
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>>219716978
It never went away, my pencil pusher boss drives a GMC 2500 and we give him shit for it all the time
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>>219716990
whatever just get those fucking things off the road pronto
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>>219716972
Don't think I am no
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Rorke telling his case manager that he’s a full time online activist on twitter
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>>219716978
I drive the tiniest hatchback you can buy
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these stupid toilfag bongs have all gone to bed leaving me here with the neet freaks
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aussiemong giving the food bank chocolate coins
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Do your balls hang low do they wobble to and fro can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow
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pengers can't believe I only get them when easter comes around but I'm a big fan of seasonal foods seasonal traditions
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>>219716440
I watched a documentary on the SAS once so, I'm basically a fully badged member of the regiment
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>>219716959
So glad you brought her up so I can something I thought about her today. She probably knows what futanari is, that is all.
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Detrout Spinners
MoreIsSea
Deli MeatTree
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Sonic on telly. Need to go bed for toil but thought I'd post with the lads a little first x
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>>219716978
They did the maga thing and turned it positive under our nose
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isn't it mad that brazil used to look like this
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Protogf wore my shirt once and I’ve put a pillow in it and cuddle it every night. Never gonna wash it
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>>219717002
aren't massive monstrous pickups everywhere in the US though? they're literally about 70-80% of all traffic in my area these days (yes i ran a small independent study)
a few weeks ago some old lady got killed backing out of her driveway by some cunt speeding in a ford ranger, happens all the time
hope everyone who drives these things crashes and dies, or at least has their tires slashes by guerrilla leftypol types
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>>219717047
Super Army Soldiers
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who would win in a fight Starmer or Churchill?
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Try to take a multivitamin everyday I do me.
Think it makes up for my shit diet and keeps me healthy or something.
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Get the milf feet wank sorted
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>>219717087
someone post the starmer punching webm
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>>219717071
Special Autist Service
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>>219717056
My brother played the americas army game back on the day and is now theoretically a ready to deploy combat medic.
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>>219717087
Churchill was often drunk, and we've all seen the starmer punching video.
Make a good comical fight it would I think
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i'm sleepposting on /brit/
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>>219717095
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Had a nightmare my pookie didn’t love me no more
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>>219717122
phwoar look at that
wouldn't want to get on his nerves
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>>219717111
Played the candy mountain massacre game once or twice when I was younger so am now a fully trained masochist innit
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>>219717122
Wankers cramp
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just seen a coldplay ceo meme in march of 2026
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Off to bed now before I end up wanking or something stupid
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cheeky cuppa
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I'm so intensely mentally ill. Suicide the only option.
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>>219717199
explain yourself
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Dont think I will share a pic of my curry. Doesnt resemble anything on the net
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>>219716815
ktim
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>>219717199
Weakling
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>>219717226
lol
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Right then well I'm just pure class I reckon
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>>219717249
>she wasn't ready for a relationship
>best friends
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>>219717249
never had a had and cheese burrito
any good
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2 glizzies down the hatch
one sleeping pill down the hatch
sleeptoil be looming
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Mental how cheryl from curb your enthusiasm is married to rfk jr
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>>219717281
Cheryl Cole?
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>>219717122
very jealous of whoevers job it is to make politicians do stuff that makes them look like freaks
>let's make him do boxing!
>let's make him eat a bacon sandwich!
>let's make him play rugby against a bunch of kids!
if it was my job i'd have r keir try to play the trumpet, that might be funny
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>had a had and cheese burrito
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goodnight /brit/
i'm going to go to bed with my wife ^_^
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>>219717311
Pulling a pint is the one that usually undoes them
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>>219717061
and now it looks like this
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me? smart but lazy
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If I was a politician and I had to do boxing on camera I would secretly practice for weeks beforehand to make myself look like a natural born hitter.
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>>219717281
>rfk jr
his aggressive, decades-long campaign to exonerate his cousin, Michael Skakel, remains a point of intense public controversy.
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We are enjoying Midnight aren't we folks. Don't ask about the cake, it's a sad story.
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what is the war even about lads
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post the last thing that happened to you that had you like pic related
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>>219717414
control. next question
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>>219717414
Israel told trump to do it so he did like the good little goy that he is
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am i banned
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>>219717431
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>>219717431
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Many of the questions that teenagers have aren't ever actually answered, you just learn to conform to the corrupt reality that didn't initially make sense to you.
What the world calls maturity, is often decline.
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wish i was morbidly obese
bet it feels great
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>>219717414
being based
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>>219717378
sounds very jewish
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>>219717470
I know it's bent but I looked right at her bot bot
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>>219717431
bibimbap and a soju please bossman
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>>219717470
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>Many of the questions that teenagers have aren't ever actually answered, you just learn to conform to the corrupt reality that didn't initially make sense to you.
>What the world calls maturity, is often decline.
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>>219717518
fedora posting
old school
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>corrupt reality
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>>219717466
It's actually awful and when I became slim it was like breathing for the first time after drowning my entire life. Being fat is genuine constant misery.
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>>219717547
i dont believe you
it probably feels really good being able to eat shit all the time and be that heavy
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>>219717518
These kinds of posts just further my point, all you can do is shame the reflective and critical into conformity.
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yanks call picky bits 'girl dinner'
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What did he mean by this?
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>>219717572
this feels like breaking character a bit. what do the cronem call it?
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>>219717564
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>>219717576
that's rough..
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>>219717576
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>>219717586
am not zied. that nigga is so fucking gross, he needs to just die
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I've been summoned by the boss. Mumberg. Me and my older brother have been ordered to grandads next Wednesday for his 93rd birthday.
I like spending time with grandad, we have been close for the past 8 years despite that he lives 120 miles away.
I enjoy the drive but need to get my car worthy. Give it a good clean. I sorted the lights last week but the electrics have been playing up since. The tires need checking, they are ancient and cracked and I should probably replace them but i'm just going to check the pressure and if they are maintaining i'll risk it.
Not sure what the boss is planning. Perhaps i'll finally see the return of my £2k, but probably not. I half expect i'll end up being told to give another £2k and if the boss tells me to i've not got much choice. I can't afford to be cast out of the fold.
Hopefully she isn't planning a rerun of Christmas, another showdown with auntstein who I have had blocked on whatsapp since the fall out of boxing day. It went from Carry On fun then turned nasty when all I wanted was peaceful reconciliation. This time I won't be drugged up to my eyeballs so I should be on better form. We have to discuss the enemies parole and thats going to be difficult. Honestly don't know what to expect. I'll get grandad some chocolates for his birthday. Buy the clan fish and chips, unless mumbergs husband insists on paying, the rich bastard. Nice bloke really but he loves to be the centre of attention and always insists on paying for everything, like paying a tribute. Buying his way into the clan.
I better give my younger brother a ring. He hasn't been summoned but he is good with advice.
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>>219717572
brits call fun shitposting being an unironic cuckold and spamming ai of it for years with no breaks
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nary a pixel
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>>219717610
ah fairs
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not a single syllable
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>conformity
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Alexa this one’s for you
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>>219717616
why do you get so defensive
just banter innit
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>>219717277
it's alri
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>>219717616
don't know what you mean by that
>>219717641
do you agree that that little freak needs to kill himself?
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viking berry is finally available here but the craze has simmered down now so if I buy it I look unc
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>>219717655
yea i thought that was zeid
dont even know what girl dinner is tbf
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>>219717572
love me some picky bits
pork pies
scotch eggs
those little sausages from tescos
ham
crisps
cheese and crackers
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>>219717676
no he cracks me up
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just seen a veteran get his arm snapped in half for opposing the special combat operation
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Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?
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never had a burrito ever. just got chips when i went taco bell. never had indian. never had chinese, when mumberg orders it i always get sausage and chips in their weird ‘gravy’ thats a sweet sauce. never had japanese food, never had korean, never had black people food, never had thai, never had none of it. for me its pasta dowsed in cheese most nights.
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>>219717704
>burrito
garbage.
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>>219717695
i saw that as well
it was his hand not arm
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>>219717692
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HvH8tlupovs
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>>219717704
I had 3 cheese pasta with tuna for tea.
it lovely
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>>219717722
you can see the bone pop out of his forearm
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>>219717695
post it here or stfu
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>>219717704
are you autistic?
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>>219717734
bitch named bacon LOL
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>>219717734
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>>219717736
maybe i was basically raised on chicken nuggets and potato waffles until about age 20 when i started eating more stuff now i eat pretty good. pasta, chicken and rice, roasts, spaghetti and meatballs and greek yoghurts as snacks.
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>>219717704
tried a beef burrito the other day quite on a whim and the thing was like 80% rice. cheap cunts, staffed by indians too natch
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can't remember the last time i enjoyed something
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>>219717733
https://x.com/wakeup965s/status/2029310668004843575?s=20
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you lot are boring me. im off to watch telly till i fall asleep.
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apparently the canadian pm is here

no idea why
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>>219717777
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>>219717780
dont worry about it
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>>219717689
true true lol
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finished book and had supper. now for a cup of coffee
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>>219717770
He took it like a fucking champ
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>>219717704
buy an old el paso kit
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>>219717770
at least he cant get drafted to get blown up in a sandy shithole for israel anymore
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Imagine being a janny on /gif/, theabsolute shit you have to sift through all for free
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>>219717828
No need for a draft. They're already shipping out
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>>219717806
Mind sharing a list of books you recommend?
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>>219717831
aww he’s smiling!
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>>219717770
lol you yanks sure are wacky
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>>219717836
is it actually happening
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>>219717841
https://analytics.opensyllabus.org/singleton/schools-fields?idSchool=18810&idField=24
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>>219717831
genuinely awful board. everyone on there is either a weird fetishist or someone pretending to be a weird fetishist to try and annoy/radicalise other posters
can't even have a decent fight thread anymore
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>>219717871
Yes, nigga
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>>219717744
Want to lick legs x
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>>219717888
Could've fit in Guards! Guards!
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772377614668430.mp4" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772377614668430.mp4
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>>219717892
I enjoy the rekt threads, the ylyl threads used to be good but theyre absolute dogshit now
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why do millennials love that duck song so much. it's not funny or anything, he bought some grapes... so fucking quirky
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>>219717903
just saying more air strikes
not ground invasion
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>>219717903
This guy was on the news earlier talking about how Iran was going to ‘be toast’. Why do they speak like cartoon characters
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>>219717913
>Israel and USA send a chilling message to Iran
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>operation epic fury
why cant globohomo actually be cool for once
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>>219717932
There's already 50,000 troops deployed and SOCOM on the ground since before the strike
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>>219717938
he's a crusader larper and his qualifications are "tv presenter"
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>>219717888
market timing isn't possible
technical analysis is like reading tea leaves
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>>219717956
That was definitely hegseths doing
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>>219717971
I remember him from Fox and Friends
Clearly has a drinking problem
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>>219717938
lol i saw that
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>>219717888
cheers lad
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>>219717990
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Grr! Those little twerps in Iran! They’re toast! Come, my minions! We’ll totally put an end to such a lame stunt and restore the United States of Awesome!
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>>219718004
Cody parade
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>>219717938
he also threw in a "they started this war, but we're gonna finish it"
like something out of a marvel film
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>>219717975
...the Big Apple
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/brit/ is like the Save Room theme of 4chan.org
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Winston taste good like a cigarette should
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>>219718069
alri Captain Beefheart
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Amazon are now copying Temu's look.
Speaks volumes. VOLUMES.
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>>219718069
>babbys first smokey
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>>219718078
Probably speaks volumes but I don't care about it
Like Spurs getting relegated
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Used to smoke l&b blue
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>>219718072
you have never been in a fight in your life charlie
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Why are used cars so fucking expensive, sick of sharing a car with the mrs.
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Love are Jesus so I do
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>>219716558
Amerindians have such pretty faces
Shame their bodies are blocky
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>>219718069
what the heck is winston
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>>219718112
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>>219718072
Hes a cringy retard
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>>219718124
The overwatch monkey
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>>219718061
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>>219718120
>indians
*Native Americans
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lads
I'm meeting the bloke that created our company on the morrow for a 15 minute GTKY (get to know you for you neets)

He's a proper cockney bloke but he's created a multi-million pound company. Would it be insolent for me to ask him how a plebian monkey such as himself was able to create such a successful company? Of course I'd phrase it slightly more diplomatically.
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What the equivalent of "nigga" in the UK?
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>>219718159
>you're obvious a self-made man, how did you do it?
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>>219718159
He’s a Tarq putting on an accent and persona
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>>219718177
Not sure what you mean
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>>219718159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRf-sRZBiHo
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Computers are demonic technology
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>>219718159
ask him this >>219718177
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Watching Stargate Atlantis
Weir is genuinely an interesting character in that she’s borderline incompetent
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>>219718181
oh aye those exist you know

that BOSH guy that was on strictly come dancing is actually a secret tarq but he's got the working class accent too
bloody chameleons
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>>219718177
wog
paki
not sure
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>>219718198
skinner and burns here remind me of the time our professor in uni invited his m8 to guest lecture to talk about his company and when it ended he attempted to do a Q&A but nobody wanted to ask him any questions

felt bad
I would have but I wasn't paying attention as I knew it wouldn't be on the test
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I feel like GTA 6 has been delayed to the point that nobody cares nearly as much anymore
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You wogs even smoke weed?
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remember when ashton kutcher was like like 'yeah i watched a bunch of child porn to um prepare for a movie role or something'
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>>219718246
yeah the guy from the thick of it tried this one too didn’t stick
then went down the “I got molested as a kid” route
needed Ashton’s lawyer
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>>219718246
no because that never happened you bizarre little freak

remember that time David Letterman put Jennifer Aniston's hair in his mouth for literally no reason
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>>219718116
Good lad
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Lost my Duolingo streak
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Ban melanin
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have to say keir is based for keeping us out of this zog war
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>>219718240
no
you?
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>>219718299
Ugly retarded gay bitch
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>>219718321
Gingers are ugly as sin
Ban melanin and gingers
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>>219718329
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>>219718326
so invested with arsenal's title hopes that he forgot his wife's a jew
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I’m going to fuck rorke up his arse
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cant stop raping, im an addict.
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>>219718357
bit gay mate
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>>219718388
nothing gay about it, you're projecting.
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>>219718328
Today I'm going to have some edibles with my tea
Smoke a joint while they kick in
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>>219718384
no es un quilombo negro de mierda
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Sir Eren Yeager
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>>219718413
i might get a bottle of wine or something
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>>219718456
he did nothing wrong (l never finished watching)
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>>219718438
what's this from
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>>219718479
rorke the movie
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>>219718479
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>>219718436
no soy fan de esptein, carnal.
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>>219718542
thanks
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>>219718147
*injuns
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>>219717369
you dont have tourist trap towns in america?
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>>219718587
youre welcome
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lads
when we're olds, let's say it's the 2060s, 2070s
you ever think subsaharan Africa will become middle income tier? Like Vietnam or Morocco today?
Or is it destined to always be awful?
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>>219718568
indio de verga
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>>219718625
It surely will but I'm not sure if it'll happen so soon
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>>219718625
depends, has global workers revolution happened yet?
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>>219718625
destined to always be awful
the decline of Zimbabwe and SA proves this
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