>>220723747
daughter seal

>>220723747
classic stichup

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roke

looool Spurs confirmed down

>>220723747
i'd rayl her

>>220723775
srer

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>>220723785

/^(1|)\d{0,2}x(1|)\d{0,2}$/i;boards:int;reason:hidden by small file size filter;

get them filtered

Started reading a new manga about a dude whose cum can reverse the effects of a zombie virus so he's about to go out shagging all the zombie girls

hot take. theres nothing wrong with being a burden on the state. the state will care for you. The states only care is for its citizens.id rather my funds go towards making people comfy than bombing kids in iran or doing Israel's bidding.

right well

>>220723778
made my peace with it now. just not watching any football til we kick off in the championship cos it's a miserable watch. serves the board right tbqh.

>>220723821
this is what women use to avoid me

>>220723838
john mcaffee

nigga filtering small images

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>>220723821
*expands your thumbnail in paint*

>>220723856
ruined by her piercings and braces

Why did they dub the sex noises in so many european pornos in the 2000s?
I get the dialogue but imagine being a voice over artist and you have to make sex sounds for the dub instead of just letting the normal sound play.
So odd.

>>220723764
not a seal. that's a sea lion. idiot

>>220723856
incels madly obsessed with this woman until the next 5/10 quirked chungus girl takes the spotlight

>>220723855
wahey

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Did you know all Hungarian schoolchildren have to learn this poem at school? I was today years old when I found this out

Mass migration is pushed by:
>The Jews
>The Catholics
>The Church of England
>Reformist Protestants
>Left-wing activists
>Global corporations
>Immigration diaspora charity groups
>UN initiatives
>NGOs of every stripe and flavour
>Smuggling gangs and human traffickers
>Terrorist sleeper cells
>Drug cartels

There is no one single enemy. It's what makes mass migration the biggest issue of our times. Don't fall for quick easy scapegoats to complex problems where there are many many factions with an agenda in the mass movement of people from one place to another

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>>220723821

>>220723874
she doesn't have braces

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*inspires endless seething from rorke*

>>220723716
Yeah she looks fucked, maybe that was the final nail in the coffin.

>>220723821
what do i do with this

she's got some grim moles on her face

Reports from Downing Street tonight that Rorke has been thrown of the Dartford Crossing

Just got called a walesi bardok

>I was today years old
reddit

>>220723913
do it for the vine

>>220723886
serves him right!

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rorke runs the wing

rorke gets his cutie mark today

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>>220723898
>Catholics
Ok unc

>>220723838
Neets will love this

>>220723927
stick it up your bumbum

>>220723927
4chanx
options
filter
image dimensions

>>220723947
um

hot take:
poo

>>220723946
top G

>>220723947
um

>>220723947
ᵘᵐ

When first produced, Shopping and Fucking received mixed reviews. Some were shocked by the play's sexually violent content, which includes the pseudo-rape of an underage male by other males.

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wanna chat about flows tell a fella come see me
boy you know im magic on the mic Houdini

>>220723955
he looks like gout gout

>>220723966
do you have anything for filtering gay porn posted by australians

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What’s the point

watched one food related video on youtube and now all my recommendations are like
"CAN I SURVIVE ONLY EATING ALDI FOOD FOR A WEEK?????" yes you can

>>220723947
what is a cutie mark

coffee time lads whos sipping a delicious coffee rn

>>220723973
it's a bit out there m8 folks won't like it challenges popular opinion ecksetra but when you really get down to it you can't argue with it can you stands to reason

>>220724006
you can do this solo

do a reverse Ramadan me where i only eat when the sun is up

>>220724019
I am I AM
nescafe gold 1 teaspoon sugar 1 teaspoon milk 1 splash

>>220724019
nigga if you ever see me drinking coffee at 8pm you best blow my head smoove off because I have lost my damn mind

ʳᵒʳᵏᵉ

LEFTYPOL!!!!

>>220724051
woke propaganda you can have coffee at any time

>>220724054
Ian

>>220723936
it does annoy me
>>220723931
you kiss them and tell her thats your favorite part

Mental how around the age of 28 life basically becomes a decision between how can I change this world and make an impact that shapes it in my image to how can I survive this place in peace and you don't realise it at the time

>>220724065
not me if I have a coffee after about 10am I won't sleep

>>220723986
the umqueen

Newton’s so-called “Law of Gravity” is not a law at all. It is a mathematical description of observed falling and orbiting behavior that assumes an invisible pulling force acting at a distance with zero mechanism ever demonstrated in a lab. It predicts numbers but explains nothing. Einstein’s “theory” then piles on by claiming mass magically bends invisible spacetime fabric, again with zero direct evidence, just more equations that conveniently match the same observations while requiring dark matter, dark energy, and 95% of the universe to be invisible fairy dust to avoid total failure.

got to go record vocals all day on thursday which is hard on the ol' throat so i'm doing me singing practice aren't i

>>220724073
fucking shit screaming

dtfic piling in on the distorted bradders gimmick I see

>>220724095
what kind of music? are you in a band?

>>220724006
i have never had a gf or had sex

>>220724123
gimmick death rattle

Gravy's good tonight

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>>220724126
prefer not to say

>>220724093
>zero direct evidence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein_ring

>>220724126
Gay music for gay people

Another "mighty moment" that Sierz attributes to the development of in-yer-face theatre is the real-life murder of James Bulger, who was only two years old when he was abducted, tortured and killed by two ten-year-old boys in 1993. Sierz states that this was "arguably a key event" of 1990s culture.

screamink

only works in chrome

>>220724164
thats fine :)
>>220724172
I like gay music

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>>220724172
close

bed time for me soon

>>220724170
that is mental wtf

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>>220724174
Some cunt on here dressed up as him for halloween lol

>>220724209
we call it beddy bo bo's around these parts

atheists be like
>evolution save the king!

>>220724226
POO POO SCREAMING

>>220724226
classic

>>220724234
sc

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FREE MY NIGGA!
FREE MY NIGGA!

>>220724214
you hate me and want me to die

>>220724226
the british george floyd

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>>220724267

13 Apr. 1664

Did a massive poo today. Arse is in tatters. Had soup for tea.

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>haha I don’t believe in your stupid sky daddy!! I don’t believe in silly magic!!
so who created the universe?
>oh it um… it came from nothing
right.

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A toast! A toast to the fine gents posting here this evening!

>>220724226
What do people like this do
As in how do they live their lives
Bloke goes to prison for a couple of years for a daft day out, doesn't seem like some sort of career criminal, just a rogue, how does he exist and what is his life like when he gets out?

actually Bradford is the current hub of musical talent in this country

>>220724333
vast majority of them end up reoffending in a few years and go back for longer
the rest become dole scroungers
and a very small percentage successfully rejoin society

>>220724308
begging for a gervaising

you should be able to identify birds by their song
if you cant you should be deported

just remembered the christcuck randomly talking about interracial sex yesterday after being btfo

>>220724333
Goes back to being a dole scrounger?

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Why is the UK like this?

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Honey is on the autistic spectrum

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A fine walk was had with dogberg.

>>220724380
he deffo posted here or brit/pol/

When you walk into a dog nutter's house, you can immediately smell their dog. Doesn't matter if it's a small dog or a large dog, a small house or a large house, it stinks. Even if the dog nutter cleans the house thoroughly, it still stinks. Sometimes it's a mild smell, sometimes it's a smell so strong you can almost puke from it. These dog nutters are so used to this disgusting smell they don't notice it anymore. No sane person would want to live in such stench.

>>220724380
a real nigga emerges and the woke media call it autism :/

>>220724333
he'll start a tiktok account doing racist reviews of ethnic food establishments and get millions of followers

>>220724308
why does it have to be a who?

the bloke at the protests who got hit in the head and bollocks with bricks was sentenced to two and a half years

>>220723986
how long have mulattos existed in the states and never yet captured the hearts of the people like hapas

heatherpaedo returns

The title, "You'll Have Had Your Hole", is a play on the expression "You'll have had your tea", a joke about Edinburgh's middle class supposed attitudes, implying a tightness in a host's attitude towards a guest. It means, "You're getting nothing for free here". The phrase 'get your hole' is slang for having sex.

>>220724422
he's got one and a half bollocks now

>>220724420
ziedy logged off a few hours ago mate

christian larp didn't get any replies so he's bringing out the AI generated blacks

Remember when Nick Lowles of Unite Against Fascism made up that a muslim woman had been subject to an acid attack by white men in Middlesborough causing a small riot by local musllims there during the 2024 unrest and nothing happened to him legally

back from france already

Mousey tipped an upset tonight!

>>220724435
fuck off finngol

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>i'm a reddit atheist
>and I'm a 4chan christian
>and together we are
>BUILDING WELLS IN AFRICA
>BUILDING WELLS IN AFRICA

oh my days immediate ban
based

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literally me

remember BBCC? whatever happened there?

>>220724475
this is why i have the highest council tax in the region

>>220724492
clive went off the rails

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>>220724464
neoliberal speed

*clears throat*

>>220724507
sc

>>220724468
Mr. Bean didn't say that

>>220724491
fucked how she wasnt in the ending chapter. dead and forgotten

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John Honey will never looksmax-

>>220724507
Don't like how the nose tips down like that. Makes it look retarded.

>>220724507
sad how it crashed that time

Whair am ah! Somebody! Get me fuckin oot ay this!
Help ays! Some cunt! See when ah git oot ay here some
cunt dies! Ah'm fuckin well tellin yis! Yis dinnae ken whae
yis'uv fuckin well goat here! Dex Murray!
AhVe fuckin well done nowt!
What dae yis want wi me? Ah ken the fuckin rules ay the
game! Ah sais nowt! AhVe always kept ma mooth shut!
Laney...
Laney.

Rupert Lowe will save us

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>>220724582
dont worry la, JD will come to the UK to stump for him and Restore will win negative seats

>>220724582
I liked So It Goes but Cruel to Be Kind was overrated

rupert highe

If he makes a mistake he'll be Bloopert Lowe

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>>220724600

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>Your Party Scotland over as leadership resigns en masse
>All 12 members of the interim Scottish executive had resigned and said they will start a rival party to Jeremy Corbyn's outfit

>>220724600
can't believe there are people that unironically believe this

I was antisemitic before it was cool

Sir Depop Stalker

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/brit/ has papa_lardo energy

>>220724680
erotic

grrr Ireland exists!

Manchester Police are on the hunt for a drag queen who robbed a local store. They say he's a local man with a Wigan address.

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>220724713

Don't want to go to work tomorrow or indeed any day after

>>220724682
it's natural state here in my cunt

>>220724729
has thee any bisto

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>>220724680
yeah thats the shit

WHAT'S THE WORST THING I CAN SAY
THING'S ARE BETTER IF I STAY

How about them spurs then?

>>220724680
>>220724753
>>220724771
>>220724774
actual indian brained porn addict retarded black beasts

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YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

>>220724793
fucking yeeping

facebook marketplace be like "selling car, only has an oil leak"

>>220724793
Thanks for your input, Gordon Munguluruwulu of the Bamwabalilipul tribe

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rape nigger howling

>>220724729
sc

rorke waiting for his fried rice at the local Chinese when suddenly some triad guys come in

>>220724729
good one

Limp Bizkit Nationalism

>>220724854
fuck off kunley

>>220724847
>we've been uh rooking for yewr lolke

>>220724821
if youre getting sent into a gooner trance from a woman showing 5cm of skin and then think thats worth posting you genuinely need to be subjugated enslaved and raped to death

>>220724847
used to make Chinese fried rice frequently but I started gaining weight fast

getting watsapp verifications for my email so it looks like someone messaged me on watsapp and therefore i have a timestamp from today

rorke running from the triads because he owes them £1000

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>>220724825

>>220724874
>women can't be attractive if they're clothed
lay off the petrol, sir huffington ghost

the actual original origin story for lex luthor being a villain is that he went bald
no joke

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feeling twee

buerger is a form of food

aussie posters are absurdly overrated
they’ll post the most basic shit and get multiple idiots yerpling scarming churtwling!!! in the replies

>>220724771
>>220724774
built for john honeycock

>>220724933
scrubling

>>220724793
bloody well bugger off

>>220724923
was out with a bunch of girls at the weekend and they were all talkinga bout how they're into choking but not strangling, what makes an orgy and orgy, and how men wanted them to piss on them
and there i am
40 year old virgin incel freak who has never been on a date let alone had sex lol

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nigga fart porn

how does one find a older man to goon with

>>220724915
same as rorke innit

I don't bloody think sharia allows it

>>220724966
>a
coward

i'm gonna whack off to some pornos dude

Report the parasite. He has no right to post here. If you do not you are complicit in his lunacy.

>>220724308
timelord Zurvan created the universe

>>220724985
sharia don't like it

>>220724963
>40 year old virgin incel freak
haha like that film

>was out with a bunch of girls
>incel freak
Yh ok mate

https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Twee

um heathermong... those images are a bit gay

>>220724983
hi

the rspod sub is so pleased with itself
bunch of boring norms in denial

>>220724820
get the oil sump replaced

thinking about getting old and it's depressing
who wants to be some 50 year old geezer honestly

>>220725055
sounds like /brit/

>>220725045
you are too far

Worry if I take my meds my gf will disappear

>>220725029
reckon one of the baby ones could beat up a regular catberg

>>220725079
What about now?

manchester > london

simple as

wish beer didn't have so many calories
i got damn love beer bros

Oh and to the guy that messaged me and said hey you know the bits done no it's not it's never done homie you're Caltech education ain't never going to help you bro And if any of y'all believe that this right here happened and this was this is the actual you know splashdown if y'all think that this happened you are sophisticatedly impaired in the mind my four-year-old could point out the fakeness in this in every bit of it but let's just goes to show you how your indoctrination has stuck because there are people that will actually go and fight somebody about this I know cuz I've had people physically threaten me you know because I am I'm a flat earther and we haven't left the firmament and I'm a firm believer of that and nobody will tell me any difference I mean you can try to I used to believe that we lived on a globe and that we went to space and and all this other crap but as you get older and you see the discrepancies in their lies you can't help but call them out on it but for those who are still asleep and firmly believe that this is something that we have actually done can I borrow some money then to pay for my ocean front property in Arizona

>>220725055
subcultures dedicated to something 'cool' always start to act like caricatures of it especially as normtards start getting involved

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mad how western China is so sparsely populated. might buy myself a hundred acres and start a nice goat farm

>>220725009
niamh

diabolical thread lads. really, a new low in /brit/ history

>>220725055
i would shag dasha rotten desu

>>220725132
mad how that mad includes lands that are not China

>>220725132
yeah good luck "mate"

fuckass bitch

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>>220725147
...yh

>>220725132
heihe

chinese rorke hanging up his lampshade hat after a long day in the rice paddies

>>220725190
rampshade hat

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aaaaaaaaaaaaah

>>220723787
>>220723789
>>220723790
>>220723814
I'm seeing double here, sixteen krusties

>>220725183
stogie alert

remember my mate in school writing his personal statement and trying to make league of legends sound like a worthwhile hobby
>hand-eye coordination and teamwork

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i am in love with jewish girls

>>220725190
Japanese leftypol telling his friends that Koreans and Chinese are people too
Japanese rorke killing a whale

no one:
not a soul:
rorke:
leftypol:
/brit/:
lolke: me ruv you rong time

this stupid fucking vape for some reason makes a car engine sound when you drag

>>220725243
stopped vaping myself
on the pouches now

>>220725243
dont understand why people vape

why cant you just learn to raw dog your down time

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summerstein soon

>>220725213
least mentally ill race mixed person

>>220725055
isn't that a splinter sub?
the mainstream sub is just a simulator of old twitter highlights with the heat dialed down and less algorithm

>>220724308
posted this yesterday you tedious little worm of a man

normal people: flip YES! i love this diveristy, so much yummy food!
rorke: NOOOOO IM A VIRGIN FREAK AND THIS IS GENOCIDE
rasheed: i have many children and they are more british than rorke because rorrke is of irish heritage

>>220725265
wrong. leaves should be out by now. summer's cancelled due to climate change. starvation soon

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sc

>>220725213
By that logic her mother had a white fetish
They could have just liked each other without any sort of fetish involved desu

>>220725263
fucking addicts can't spend five minutes off their flavoured USB stick
at least smokers have more self restraint
niggas literally vape IN THE LIBRARY man they can't be bothered to go to the toilets they just do it at the desk

>>220725265
pretty foxgloves

>>220725055
it's like a parody of what it used to be they're larping as based esoteric apathetic rs intellectuals
very gay and a shame that one of the few subreddits that wasn't retarded is like that now

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>>220725298
Somehow, Palpatine got louder

>>220725308
no because only men are bad and perverted

>>220725336
poo scream

Remember when vapes first came out and people were puffing away on the bus?
Wild west days those

tell me why eugenics are bad

>>220725370
we wouldnt be alive

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>>220725290
After years of being tasked with coming up with a list of positives from diversity, the list is still: food

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>>220724796
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

Corr imagine chuffing a cherry ice elfbar right now CORRRR

Feel so inadequate, like my gf deserves better.
I should break up with her.

>>220725376
done him

negative nelly hours

One iced cherry health bar, please, barkeep

Maurice Roëves as God
Stephen McCole as Boab
Garry Sweeney as Kev
Jenny McCrindle as Evelyn
Simon Weir as Tambo
Iain Andrew as Grant
Irvine Welsh as Parkie
Pat Stanton as Barman
Alex Howden as Boab Snr
Annie Louise Ross as Doreen (as Ann Louise Ross)
Dennis O'Connor as PC Cochrane
John Gardner as Sgt. Morrison
William Blair as Workmate
Gary McCormack as Workmate
Malcolm Shields as Workmate
Stewart Preston as Rafferty
Callum Stewart as boy playing football

>>220725376
i would be because i'm a genius and very handsome so yeah

smokane pure chaff

>>220725370
because intelligence negatively correlates with ubridled consumption

>>220725336
loled irl

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squats gf

Whatever happened to suelad then
Completely forgot about him until some cunt mentioned him yersrday

women? arrest them ALL

>>220725448
Went to Japan and abandoned /brit/ apparently

>>220725413
>barkeep
sounds like the name of an indian dog

Playing video games getting drunk and lamenting my retarded incel freak life

just did a shite that was probably 0.5kg

rorke researching "bacha bazi" and buying a plane ticket to Kabul

Rorke still playing Red Orchestra 2 even though the servers are dying

i measure the weight of my shit in stones

the remaining calorie limit for the day? it's 0

>>220725467
good post

Anglo Saxons 1066:
>why YES darling im aware of William and his Normans ransacking the villages and killing the people, but have you TRIED this pickled herring!? oh i simply LOVE the taste of this diversity darling, really smashing

>>220725493
was just saying (to myself) i could have pie chips and gravy right now and smash it easy

>>220725515
fucking roaring out me anus

>>220725493
what did you eat lad ffs
i've not had dinner yet, but having a beer, got 400 left for dinner

mental how much I hate myself
always gave myself a hard time for being lanky and scrawny but I saw a guy who was basically a doppelganger of me who had a cute wife and a kid, didn't look particularly rich either

Think I'm just starting to realise the only thing wrong with me is how mentally ill I am and not necessarily my perceived faults

leftypol snuggled up with his hairless cat watching the other bennet sister

Removing sandwhiches from the daily calorie log to fit red wine in

>>220725515
getting conquered by nouveau riche vikings is pretty embarrassing

>>220725011
yeah except i doubt i'll ever have sex and i'm an alchie loser
>>220725014
yeah i can talk to people and am socialable just sexually repelant to girls
grim state of affiars

>>220725539
i had a few evening biccys

>>220725493
Get the water in, the green tea sipped

>>220725493
hey, you can eat again in 3 hours x

>>220725567
>>220725567
>>220725567
the newberg

>>220725548
you're your own worst enemy, nigel
the sooner you realise this, the sooner you win

>>220725548
lol this isn't me
i see other versions of me in build or face and i think goodness me they're ugly and awkward etc
yet at the same time i also sometimes see them appearing to be popular/or with a girl
and i think i guess the mental illness is holding me back more than my looks altho my looks are bad as well

saw a car with union jack sticker and a poppy sticker on it earlier and then it parked and a paki got out of it

crazy how im older than this broad yet look half her age